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iLegend:
You try, but you didn't read my post. (Nigerian girls are wise now; it's amazing. I also thought it won't work in Nigeria until I tried them and they worked — women are always women where ever you find them, it's only a cultural difference).

I said I don't like approaching walking girls. And if you'd want to you should use number 11. For me? I don't use anything. I use the environment (situational opener) or what she's putting on; but it's good to have something prepared.

The way you appear, the confidence you exude and your tonality determined the the amount of attention a lady will give you. For me? They give me all their attentions, but I alway cut it short and they crave for more. Most men are boring, so it's hard to find a fun guy who understands the dynamics of seduction. When women see one, they subconsciously know.

The more you woo, the better you become.
And you showed some signs of a nice guy with the 'can I walk with you?' Never-mind, I also condescend sometimes.

Keep safe.

iLegend:
Aiit Mr Guru, enjoy! You're far better than a professor. There's no way an educated man like you will ever understand what I wrote. Peace!

Keep safe.

iLegend:
Top 20 iLegend's Pickup Lines To Bypass Introductions.

I don't use pickup lines, cuz I don't see the need. I invent them on the spot. Every conversation is different. I'm a trained soldier, so I use the things within the environment of the interaction as an icebreaker and it appears natural, cuz it's natural. I'm not a PUA and I'm not a player. I'm only here to help my fellow fellas, cuz I know what most of 'em go through when it comes to wooing a woman. In fact, they go MJ's speechless and blank. When they get home they begin to feel bad for not taking actions.

Tip: It's easier to develop arrogance than confidence, so develop extreme arrogance, then divide it by 10 and you'll get confidence. Confidence it hard to develop, but arrogance is easy.

It's not what you say, but how you say it. Confidence, Humor and 'I Don't Care Mindset' will get you whatever you want.

Women are always women; there's nothing you can do about it. They're always looking for a real man not a kid.

You've got the key, they've got the car. If you don't give them the key, they can never move their cars. What Am I saying? As long as a women is not a lesb!an you've got the key to her car. And without your key her car can never be moved, so it's your job to open her up. Don't shy away from your responsibility. Men are the cause why most women are single. Men keep procrastinating till it's too late.
Don't wait till it's 'low battery' before you recharge your energy and take action.

First Impression Matters A Lot.

With humor, interaction is a breeze. Not everybody understands sarcasm, and not everyone is in a good mood for interaction. There's nothing called rejection to a man who doesn't give a fúck in the first place. It's only when you give a fúck you can get fúcked.

No one fúcks around when I'm around, so listen. Learn to take risks and actions, and stop reading the risks of your actions. ~ iLegend.

I hate introducing myself when I meet new people, cuz I feel like they already know me, so I skip introduction and go straight to the fun and juicy part as if we've known each others from birth. It's magical; it's psychology; it's hypnosis and it works. We connect immediately! Even Phyno and MTN will be jealous. I no get time to waste — delay is dangerous. When you see a girl you like observe and attack fast, else that little voice in your head will creep in and discourage you and you'll go home sad and end up meeting your old friend mastūrbation.

(It's better to fail than never trying. One day you'll laugh and write a book about your failures in life and how it has shaped you).

Any wooing which takes more than 5 minutes while standing is a waste of time and saliva! Are you a pastor? Wetin u dey preach?

It's not good wooing a walking woman. Woo them when they're seated. If she's 100% on the go and you don't want to miss the opportunity, then learn and master number 11. The number 11 has a psychology embedded in it. The benefits are:
1. It'll drastically take away your nervousness during the convo.
2. She'll laugh or at least smile.
3. She'll become comfortable immediately.
4. She'll think you're the opposite of what you're portraying; when in actuality, you're nervously honest.
5. She'll see you as a fun and confident guy.
6. She'll give you her number, cuz I know you want it.

All the lines below are very childish and amateurish, but what works is what matters. It's better to adhere to what works, than adhere to maturity and appear boring. There's time for maturity and there's time for wooing.

Top 20 iLegend's Pickup Lines To Bypass Introductions.

These lines are very cheesy, but they work. Not all will work for you, but all will work for a guy who has confidence and a sense of humor and doesn't give a fúck about the outcome, cuz he already knows the outcome will be awesome. It's called MINDSET.

This is in no particular order.

20. You too like trouble. You again! What's that your name? Never-mind. I'm sure you don't have a name; you only have Whatsapp. What's the name of this type of hair style on you?

19. I'm a stranger and if I don't talk to you we'll be strangers forever. Life is too short to be shy. Do you know where Mount Everest is located? Never-mind.

18. Don't tell me you have a boyfriend, cuz every girl has a boyfriend nowadays. Do you know how to fry indomie?

17. I'm a stranger to you, so I don't want you, but I want you to introduce me your best friend, the good looking one. What's her name again?

16. Why is it that if we see each other in a foreign country you'll hug me and say I'm your fellow Nigerian, but in Nigeria you'll see me as a stranger? Am I a stranger to you? She: Yes. You: Define a stranger?

15. Miss Stranger! I don't watch movies, but I'd love to watch one this time around; which would you recommend?

14. If someone asks you where would you like to do your wedding? In Sambisa forest, in Fela's shrine, or on a tree? Which would you go for? I'm watching you in 3D, so be honest with me.

13. I know you might see me as as a stranger, but don't worry, it's just a matter of time. When is your birthday? Mine is 9/11.

12. I'm broke and I haven't shaved for a month now. Do you have any shaving stick at home I can borrow? It doesn't matter if you've used it before or are you telling you don't shave?

11. I want to woo you, but I'm really shy and nervous. Do you know any pharmacy/chemist that sells shynessitamol? She:... You: When was the last time you were truly shy/nervous? Okay! Tell me about it.

10. My cousin's birthday is next tomorrow. She's turning 12. What do you think I should buy for her? No tell me to buy her pink or red pant o! Girls of nowadays too like red pants. Dem do una? Are you one if them? So, what's your suggestion anyways?

9. You look like a good girl. It's quite unfortunate, I'm into bad girls with good characters.

8. The shoe you're wearing is beautiful. What's the name? She:... You: Now I remember, my grandma had it some years ago. She loved it so much. When she died we added it in her coffin, but yours looks like the latest version. I like it.

7. I like your dress. She: Thank you. You: What's the name? She:... You: Do you know where I can get the transparent one? I want to buy for your best friend, so she won't be jealous I only bought for you.

6. If you see a moody girl. You: I know something is bordering you, but if I ask you you'll say nothing, so lemme keep quiet and watch you like a cable network. When you're done, then lemme know.

5. If I were a woman which do you think would look good on me — a swimming pant or a G-string? I'm thinking of getting one of them for my personal use.

4. I can't help but notice your smiles/laughter. Be honest with me this time around. Did you study Smiling Engineering?

3. Look! May I... (May I sit on your lap...top? Don't worry yours is too small. I may break it. What of your friend Jennifer?).

2. Hey! Hi or Hello
(It doesn't matter if you have anything to ask. It's just greetings. You can leave it at that, at least it's better than keeping quiet and giving room for nervousness to take over, or continue to a full blown conversation if you want).

1. Excuse me...
(Make sure you have something to ask; it doesn't need to make sense, but it should make fun. My website is NSCDC that's all).

Bonus: Simple and sarcastic.

0.1. Hi/Hello I'm a man, and you?

0.2. Hi/Hello I'm a man with a bright future, and you?

0.3. Hi/Hello stranger, I'm the new president of this country and I love to travel and you?

You can follow the above lines, but paraphrase them to suit you and to avoid being in your head rehearsing. If you're in your head you'll definitely invite nervousness, so make it part of you to become second nature.

Keep Safe.

—iLegend.

vizkiz:
lol. Will you blush too?

Debbywills:
I blush alot . Almost like my hobby

is that why the painting on your bag is blushing too?

vizkiz:
is that why the painting on your bag is blushing too?

joshuamoses101:
boss oga se.un and em mod be ban u?you comment was scarce

no oh. I have been a law abiding nairalander

SAINTSAMURAII:
NONSENSE

vizkiz:
no oh. I have been a law abiding nairalander

joshuamoses101:
lolz am currently looking for a link to download the xmen apocalypes,think you can help me out?

vizkiz:
HD or mp4?

And it's still the pirated ones you have online.

joshuamoses101:
either one will do

mrkay101:
The problem is not the pick-up lines, the problem is 80% of our Naija girls don't have a sense of humor...

saintdennis:
Is that what you call a pick up line? 80% of what's written there can't be used to start a conversation with a Nigerian stranger!

How many strangers will have time to listen to you spew long sentences? Keep it short n simple!

Anyway here's a free line for working class guys / guys who jam a working class babe in evening (going home after work)

GUY: good evening... you look stressed out / tired

GIRL: Yh/ Yea / yes / yes o...

GUY: then quit the job na?!

GIRL: (Most certainly will laugh) who will then feed me, clothe me? Etc
.
if u can't continue from there then just stick to carrying call girls. Lols

For the students. (the innocent looking guys)

GUY: Excuse me... has the lecture ended?

GIRL: Which lecture? Are u in my dept?

GUY: NO... just that yesterday I said hi and u ignored me, just needed to say something to get ur attention today

Can I walk with you?

OR IF THE BABE SAYS YES the lecture has ended then reply.

GUY: can't believe u actually talked to me 2day, u usually ignore me when I try to say HI.

Girl: me? When? Am not like that, maybe I didn't hear u

Carry on from there.

For the bad ass womanisers

...well ya'll don't need tutorial... ya'll need jesus in ya life lols

iLegend:
Top 20 iLegend's Pickup Lines To Bypass Introductions.

I don't use pickup lines, cuz I don't see the need. I invent them on the spot. Every conversation is different. I'm a trained soldier, so I use the things within the environment of the interaction as an icebreaker and it appears natural, cuz it's natural. I'm not a PUA and I'm not a player. I'm only here to help my fellow fellas, cuz I know what most of 'em go through when it comes to wooing a woman. In fact, they go MJ's speechless and blank. When they get home they begin to feel bad for not taking actions.

Tip: It's easier to develop arrogance than confidence, so develop extreme arrogance, then divide it by 10 and you'll get confidence. Confidence it hard to develop, but arrogance is easy.

It's not what you say, but how you say it. Confidence, Humor and 'I Don't Care Mindset' will get you whatever you want.

Women are always women; there's nothing you can do about it. They're always looking for a real man not a kid.

You've got the key, they've got the car. If you don't give them the key, they can never move their cars. What Am I saying? As long as a women is not a lesb!an you've got the key to her car. And without your key her car can never be moved, so it's your job to open her up. Don't shy away from your responsibility. Men are the cause why most women are single. Men keep procrastinating till it's too late.
Don't wait till it's 'low battery' before you recharge your energy and take action.

First Impression Matters A Lot.

With humor, interaction is a breeze. Not everybody understands sarcasm, and not everyone is in a good mood for interaction. There's nothing called rejection to a man who doesn't give a fúck in the first place. It's only when you give a fúck you can get fúcked.

No one fúcks around when I'm around, so listen. Learn to take risks and actions, and stop reading the risks of your actions. ~ iLegend.

I hate introducing myself when I meet new people, cuz I feel like they already know me, so I skip introduction and go straight to the fun and juicy part as if we've known each others from birth. It's magical; it's psychological; it's hypnosis, and it works. We connect immediately! Even Phyno and MTN will be jealous. I no get time to waste — delay is dangerous. When you see a girl you like observe and attack fast, else that little voice in your head will creep in and discourage you and you'll go home sad and end up meeting your old friend mastūrbation.

(It's better to fail than never trying. One day you'll laugh and write a book about your failures in life and how it has shaped you).

Any wooing which takes more than 5 minutes while standing is a waste of time and saliva! Are you a pastor? Wetin u dey preach?

It's not good wooing a walking woman. Woo them when they're seated. If she's 100% on the go and you don't want to miss the opportunity, then learn and master number 11. The number 11 has a psychology embedded in it. The benefits are:
1. It'll drastically take away your nervousness during the convo.
2. She'll laugh or at least smile.
3. She'll become comfortable immediately.
4. She'll think you're the opposite of what you're portraying; when in actuality, you're nervously honest.
5. She'll see you as a fun and confident guy.
6. She'll give you her number, cuz I know you want it.

All the lines below are very childish and amateurish, but what works is what matters. It's better to adhere to what works, than adhere to maturity and appear boring. There's time for maturity and there's time for wooing.

Top 20 iLegend's Pickup Lines To Bypass Introductions.

These lines are very cheesy, but they work. Not all will work for you, but all will work for a guy who has confidence and a sense of humor and doesn't give a fúck about the outcome, cuz he already knows the outcome will be awesome. It's called MINDSET.

This is in no particular order.

20. You too like trouble. You again! What's that your name? Never-mind. I'm sure you don't have a name; you only have Whatsapp. What's the name of this type of hair style on you?

19. I'm a stranger and if I don't talk to you we'll be strangers forever. Life is too short to be shy. Do you know where Mount Everest is located? Never-mind.

18. Don't tell me you have a boyfriend, cuz every girl has a boyfriend nowadays. Do you know how to fry indomie?

17. I'm a stranger to you, so I don't want you, but I want you to introduce me your best friend, the good looking one. What's her name again?

16. Why is it that if we see each other in a foreign country you'll hug me and say I'm your fellow Nigerian, but in Nigeria you'll see me as a stranger? Am I a stranger to you? She: Yes. You: Define a stranger?

15. Miss Stranger! I don't watch movies, but I'd love to watch one this time around; which would you recommend?

14. If someone asks you where would you like to do your wedding? In Sambisa forest, in Fela's shrine, or on a tree? Which would you go for? I'm watching you in 3D, so be honest with me.

13. I know you might see me as as a stranger, but don't worry, it's just a matter of time. When is your birthday? Mine is 9/11.

12. I'm broke and I haven't shaved for a month now. Do you have any shaving stick at home I can borrow? It doesn't matter if you've used it before or are you telling you don't shave?

11. I want to woo you, but I'm really shy and nervous. Do you know any pharmacy/chemist that sells shynessitamol? She:... You: When was the last time you were truly shy/nervous? Okay! Tell me about it.

10. My cousin's birthday is next tomorrow. She's turning 12. What do you think I should buy for her? No tell me to buy her pink or red pant o! Girls of nowadays too like red pants. Dem do una? Are you one if them? So, what's your suggestion anyways?

9. You look like a good girl. It's quite unfortunate, I'm into bad girls with good characters.

8. The shoe you're wearing is beautiful. What's the name? She:... You: Now I remember, my grandma had it some years ago. She loved it so much. When she died we added it in her coffin, but yours looks like the latest version. I like it.

7. I like your dress. She: Thank you. You: What's the name? She:... You: Do you know where I can get the transparent one? I want to buy for your best friend, so she won't be jealous I only bought for you.

6. If you see a moody girl. You: I know something is bordering you, but if I ask you you'll say nothing, so lemme keep quiet and watch you like a cable network. When you're done, then lemme know.

5. If I were a woman which do you think would look good on me — a swimming pant or a G-string? I'm thinking of getting one of them for my personal use.

4. I can't help but notice your smiles/laughter. Be honest with me this time around. Did you study Smiling Engineering?

3. Look! May I... (May I sit on your lap...top? Don't worry yours is too small. I may break it. What of your friend Jennifer?).

2. Hey! Hi or Hello
(It doesn't matter if you have anything to ask. It's just greetings. You can leave it at that, at least it's better than keeping quiet and giving room for nervousness to take over, or continue to a full blown conversation if you want).

1. Excuse me...
(Make sure you have something to ask; it doesn't need to make sense, but it should make fun. My website is NSCDC that's all).

Bonus: Simple and sarcastic.

0.1. Hi/Hello I'm a man, and you?

0.2. Hi/Hello I'm a man with a bright future, and you?

0.3. Hi/Hello stranger, I'm the new president of this country and I love to travel and you?

You can follow the above lines, but paraphrase them to suit you and to avoid being in your head rehearsing. If you're in your head you'll definitely invite nervousness, so make it part of you to become second nature.

Keep Safe.

—iLegend.

Omagzee:
this is virtually ineffective, i've tried this your 'cheat' before and guess what? It puts the girl in control and turns one into a pussy ass weakling right befor her. I've learnt my lesson: 'dont ever let her be in control, u're d man'

iLegend:
One good day I'll delete all my post on NL and I mean it. I have already started it. I have seen most of my posts on different blogs and they're making money from it. People that appreciate these posts hardly comment or like, but they're using the techniques. Showing no appreciation gives room to others who think they've figured it out better. It gives them the gut to exchange words with the op. It sucks when you try to help some, but those it weren't of help to feel it's useless. They hardly ignore when it's of no use to them; they just wanna make a point when it's already pointless.

This is probably my last seduction/dating technique post. I think I have lost lots of potential female fans cuz they already know I have these skills and they'll consider me a player when I'm not. Just wanted to help some AFCs. Anyone who wants to enquire or purchase any of my books regarding women should msg or Whatsapp me with +2347014853887. I'll start posting entertainment gist. This is not a rant to others, it's just an honest expression.

Julianyao, I truly appreciate your appreciations.

Keep Safe.

vizkiz:
is that why the painting on your bag is blushing too?

iLegend:
Good boy. I know you've already bought the fairly used infinix phone you've been crying for and you're now busy watching Tonto Dikeh's bathroom nude photo. Too much màsturbation is bad. Be a good boy; I trust you. Peace.

Keep Safe.

fernandoc:
This will make a lot of people sad.