davidyland@yahoo.com:

Yeye - somebody say im old pass you - u say na by only one day - wetin that one mean - tax or no tax? weather goat o or lion - the guy say him gey company - u say company no dey pay tax - wetin u dey do for where u dey - clean tables or something?

yeye replies as usual -

@labiyemmy - why bother with these goons?

I wonder,

@Siena

Did you read his post very well?

He says you are not up to the people he employs in his company down at home in Nigeria -

This just shows what someone has said before - muguns - no wonder he claims you are muguns - you cant read and understand.

awwww

"Labiyemmy

why are you wasting your time with these "MUGUNS" like you called them? they remain muguns in my opinion, so dont even loose any hair because of them.

@Davidylan

I am sure my contributions are better than yours.

Chei - "labiyemmy - the guy name na wa. Mr Pataki - na person wey thinks im dey important - so ignore him.

@labiyemmy:

"Lick 69

you are the funniest guy on nairaland - but her things she can't pronounce? that in itself is funny - can u tell us one of such things?

Next time - walk to her and ask her - can i take you to my crib, but don't mention wether completed or not - then roll your sleeves up and fly your polo - then ask her if she will ride with you in your Escalade while you spray your Christian Dior cologn to keep the air in the car neat - next splash your Raymond Weil wrist watch up and down your rolled sleeve and pretend to be checking the time - remove your dark shaded Ray Bans sun shade and pretend you want to see her closely - next move closer and let her feel see your well manicured finger nails and - wipe your face with your Gucci linen handkerchief - next raise your feet on the pavement and let her see your leather shoes - make sure is not one of those oversized snake skin shoes won by Naija boys - raise the shoes and make sure she sees them - then roll your Escalade keys in your hand and let her check out your hand chain - golden - and boy - leave the rest - you don't have to say anything again.

Classic.

@Labiyemmy

No mind the guy - they think its everyone that dont have anything worthwhile to say or do in Nigeria - you can be in London or UK but dont worship it like most goons from Nigeria do - e.g. Mrpataki and co.

almondjoy:

_{shakin' my head in outright disgust!}

May that head break if you don't have anything to say.

anusule:

At least, most of the killers are found n prosecuted. But in nigeria, killers and armed robbers are on the loose. Un UK there are CCTV's everywhere, u at least feel secured.
When in naija did I ever get the courage to go out at 2pm or 12pm even? never.

Before I came to the UK, I witnessed a live robbery on an expressway. Small boys on bikes with guns, wtf?
i remember then, there was always a robbery on volks, badagry expressway everyday.

so wtf?

Yes, wtf - so the point is? This is the guy so mad about coing to the UK that he posts pictures of everwhere in the UK - what do u expect - he can die for the UK.

@davidgoat
noone in his/her right senses should take your arguments or your insults serious because you sure needs psychiatric help.

idiot - he fights everyone.

stupid goats are every where - and they know themselves - dull and so opinionated about themselves and what they write - I am sure they have nothing worthwhile to do.

They sure know themselves. Nincompoops.

Colgate Advance White tooth paste in the morning and Arm & Hammer extra whitening tooth paste before bedtime.

@ Holiness
You never hear of a laptop, abeg make you just leave me ALONE, you sabi talk.

What's love got to do with it?

Abeg tell your friend make im go pokey, pokey else where, family na family distant or near.

@ Holiness
Question asked was 'what are you wearing now'? At the time I had nothin on. Please read between the lines.

Absolutely nothing, I'm in bed.

@ const6
We all have secrets, but let's start with yours, am sure you have a few to tell. Careful o I get weak heart so nothing outrageous.

Will Smith.

What you looking at fok face.

For me the death sentence is wrong, I truly believe in the power of forgiveness. For the evil doer's they will all get their comeuppance.

For a man that lives in Turkey, he sure ain't one of us, what does he know, nothing. We ain't no fools, we're too smart for that.

Yes Nigerian men are persistent, when it comes to asking a lady out. Persistence is for winners.

I don laff tire, too many judas for Naija sha.

Why don't you kiss my fat free butt.

@emmeno
Talk to the first one my evil twin, the bible basher. I'm N-joy. HE is N_joy