einsteine:
Dishonest customers using a slight error as an opportunity to make unnecessary purchases. Go to court if you think you have a case, then you would be given a free lesson in corporate and business law.

Mr, u defending GTbank, if you well informed can we have the exchange rate for other banks and lets compare.
In all my cash withdrawal in the US for just thus brief break. I have been charged #300 -$1. Quite unfair

I just received this exact mail, but am slated for an interview on the 2/3/2016. Should i really strive to make this appointment because currently am very far from lagos.
Also can any1 help with an information about the nature of this firm

ForteNL:
Wishing you all success in advance. I'm part of GETs 2015 , still on the training though.

Please mate, can u supply us intending recruit insights on tgeir aptitude test. What are the major areas of concentration and watchword. Thanks

Thanks for the info, just applied and i got an email confirmation.

kunzo:


Do you have any of your colleague number to know if they have called any one of them? When exactly did you write the test ?

Sir, we wrote the exam in benin city decomber 11th 2015. I didnt get any of my colleague no. Have you got any info in regards to this.

shogz89:
those that wrote in lagos will be posted to any part of Lagos, cos one of the HCM guyz went through someone CV and was like "you reside in delta, hope you are ready to move to lagos" so if you haven't been called, it may be because there isn't any available position in your area

Wow, thanks for the info. Keep my finger crossed and hoping for an invite.

kunzo:




Thank you bros, I have told people that does not have complete requirement not to send their cv, surprisingly, people are still sending. Please if you know that you don't have all the aforementioned required credentials, don't bother so that you'll not deny others that are qualified. Imagine people sending cv without personal data, no course of study in the cv, no date of birth, no class of degree etc. in fact am tired.

Mr kuzo, please i need a bit of information. For other eligible candidate who wrote their CBT test in other state and her successful... Is their a reason for the delay of interview. Like mr shags89, his having his interview soonest after the CBT.
I dont want to loose out,should i reapply through this uba lagos marina test. Thanks

I pity people like you that argue blindly and follow leader that steals your future. Its sad you would rather the regime of GEJ to PMB. gEJ regime corruption was so glaring, d rich answered to no authorities and the massive looking was there. Nothing worked. Contract was awarded but were not actualized, Infrastructural decline, etc.
You should STFU. And hope nigeria becomes better, because our inefficiency today is as a result of the massive failure of the ladt regime. Nxt to drop in our oil revenue income.
Thank you.

achmed1:


Adonye.. a quick question please.

What could be a reason 4 a regret mail at dis stage for someone who meet the following requiremnts.

Not above 26
Has a 2.1
A masters with distinction.
2 yrs work experience.
Finished in 2010

Na waooo. Finished 2010 and still not upto 26 at the year 2016.... Well, i guess u over qualified.

Wow.. U graduated 2010, the year us 2016 and u still less than 26 with a 2year work experience. Let me just assume you over qualified for the position.

mr kunzo helped alot of people via this forum- Nairaland. it was only rita, that came back to show appreciation. this is most likely the story of jesus christ and the ten lepers. sister rita.., i wish you the very best and i believe your testimony is complete. success

funkystanl:
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Roles & Responsibilities

Your learning with us begins with a structured 6 - 8 weeks induction course. This is the first element of a development framework that will help you build business awareness, technical, personal and management skills throughout your career.
Self-directed, career-long training is a key feature of life here at PwC. The entire working environment is designed to empower you to learn.
You will have access to a wealth of critical knowledge, such as best practices documentation and methodology tools. We will provide you with continuous on- the-job guidance, and you will acquire key knowledge about industries, business strategy and practical business issues faced by our clients through your daily experiences.
Professional qualifications will play a vital role in your career. We will provide you with all the support and resources you need to excel in your professional exams. . A coach who will play an important role in your career development will be made available to help you unlock your potentials, so that you can perform at your best..
International development is a valuable development opportunity which our global network can provide .This provides you with the opportunity to spend a year or two gaining experience and fresh perspectives with one of the PwC firms around the world, or explore new cultures during short-term client assignments or training courses abroad.

Requirements
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NOTE: Deadline is before 5 February 2016.

http://www.pwc.com/ng/en/careers/vacancies.html

Bleep it, must it be a 2.1 or firstclass. Have got a 2.2 result #sad#

jopretty:
Get one of her friends you trust to do that for you. The idea is that friend would ask her to accompany her to the market to get some stuffs. On getting there, the friend should cook up a story about wanting to get neck, wrist or whatever chain and off they go to that section and while checking for that, the friend should pick up any engagement ring to try on and also ask your girl to do same. And viola! you'll get the answer you seek. Thank me later when it works out that way.

Lie lie. For naija when we dey. The friend must tell her. Ladies hardly keep secrets. Even if she doesn't tell d lucky bride to be. She will tell some1 else who will inturn relate the aproko gist. Then spoil d surprise. And note, she's still gonna pretend like she's surprised.

#if only you can read her mind @ that momen#

naturaldora:

You're very right
She needs to be a good listener and above all learn how to obey. Obedient is a key to a lot of things. The word change is very important... Good advice...

Thanks mate... for seeing my point of view. Am not criticising her hair, but some dumb bleeps here think dis is a forum to flex their grammatical muscle.. wagging their tongue on being black African and rocking their curls. Please what wrong with combing ur hair properly.
To them advocate of Africa heritage. Please I advice u to go full African cuz d clothes you put on was introduced by d western world. Don't stop with keeping ur hair unkept. I suggest u go back to the era of being naked... or half dressed as it is done in old times. Stupid! Ugly! Monkeys!.

daretodiffer:


The idiots (if they are Africans) that liked your post do not deserve to be alive.

You prefer your white master's hair to your mother's hair. I hope you are planning to marry a white woman. Any black woman that is willing to subscribe to your BS must be mentally deranged.

Omg. U must think you smart. Learn to speak like a literate and not a tout with vulgar languages. If u can let me educate you a bit. You have showed us good African hairstyles. God knows am more inlove with women on their natural hair. But it has to be kept clean and neat. Then to d point of educating you. In nigeria and overseas. In d cooperate world their are dress code. Dress codes don't rely on clothes on your body, but a full up and down having a cooperate look. For the men, good well shaved and clean beard and haircut, for the ladies cooperate wears and good looking hair. Even a proper combed hair is far better than d pix u displaying aside from d last photo. Hope have been able to convince you and not confuse you further abt d African hair heritage. Thank you #applaudise

Don't confuse being a feminist and proud African with being stupid. Pass ur message like an adult. I only hope am speaking to o

daretodiffer:

You are a fool

Bloody bastard


It is her fvking hair. She was born with it. She has no control over it. Her hair isn't created to look straightened or covered up in dirty smelly weaves/attachments.

If you are comfortable being told that you are ugly and odd because of your kinky hair, wide nose, full lips and black skin, not everyone is. There are some of us who do not suffer from inferiority complex like your likes.

Our natural hair is designed to be plaited, twisted, dreaded etc not covered up with another person'shair

Loser!

Blood of jesus save your soul. Kindly return home and redirect your insults to your. Family. Cuz they gave you d home training you have. I don't know you and am not part of the the problems in your life. How can you just come out with insults. Words re not enough to address ur stupidity.

Sense of humour and choice of words. #Thumbs up

dnacrystal:
Check well, I think the op is a humour blogger so the writeup is fictional to some extent.

OMG. This was a write-up base on fiction. And I dedicate my time to come to this job/vacancies section daily to learn and be informed.
So not fair, tell me which story or experience do I term a joke or real now. Fictional works should not be allowed in dis section. Cuz they term to mislead ppl. Thanks

dnacrystal:
Why so serious? Acting damn mysterious.

Mate, those are my valid observation and conclusion. Am sure the whole essence of the essay or write up was for reasonable objective opinions. Am not being serious and mysterious. Am just offering a valid objective.

Truth is: I think you very confortable being unemployed. D saying goes that. When you in Rome act like a roman. In d career world. There's a professional look to every occupation. If I was an employer, I won't employ you. Am sure you very stuborn and always refusing to heed to advice and instruction. Thank God we in the Era of change, so please change.

Please can someone help me with an address in abj. Where dey accept hardcopy CV. Very much appreciate d help

petkruz:


Dude 4years is enough to forgive someone! Afterall he came back to start allover. If he wasn't ready he should have stayed back!

He came back to show u pepper. Rob the feel of success on your face. And even if he's not aware are pained you are. Am very excited for him. You girls must learn to be loyal.

How can you treat some1 like trash and cheat on him cuz he couldn't meet your financial obligation. Now u crying wolf that you love him
Gerraraahera shit mehnnnn....

I got disvirgined when I was 21. Till date she has no idea she was my first. Even after the #applaudise remark. I don't think any guy 4 marriage would willingly claim he is a virgin.