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Politics / Re: 2023: South-East PDP Rejects Zoning Of Presidential Ticket To North by nkwachii(m): 10:36am On Jul 08, 2020
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Amotolongbo:
This is where the Ndigbo and Atiku Abubakar go fight.

I don’t see Atiku backing out on his presidential ambition, and the last time I checked, Atiku is from the North east and not south east.
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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Asked Me To Tell My Mum To Remarry & I Have Lost Confidence In Her by nkwachii(m): 10:59pm On Jul 04, 2020
Ezennwa:
hmm!


I got married to a Yoruba Lady just to try another tribe.

Since I got married to a Yoruba woman, my life has never been the same, she prepares only ewedu and Amala for me, I told her to cook another food for me, she insisted that her parents taught her how to prepare only Amala and ewedu.

This Lady can snore for Africa, she doesn't allow me to sleep at night, na snoring she dey use wake me up for night.

Whenever we want to make love, I will force her to bath, but to no avail. She said that she bath only once in a day, I did not argue with her, I insisted that she must bath before making love.

My brothers, this Yoruba Lady went into the bathroom, stayed only 1 minute and came out, I ask her why she bath only 1 minute, she said bathing is not her thing, she is used to it.

My brothers, what offence did i commit for marrying a Yoruba Lady. All the things she dey do for house, I just dey tolerate her, na so so mess she dey mess for room whenever she eat her Amala and ewedu.

She Don use ofe mmanu scatter my family, Who did i offend.
grin cheesy grin

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Travel / Re: Bad Road: This Is Gafaru Street In Ikotun, Alimosho LGA, Lagos State, Nigeria by nkwachii(m): 4:48pm On Jun 30, 2020
Kemistri4:
@nkwachii
What is this? grin
na our street for Lagos oo.
our governor must do something by fire by force
Travel / Re: Bad Road: This Is Gafaru Street In Ikotun, Alimosho LGA, Lagos State, Nigeria by nkwachii(m): 1:17pm On Jun 30, 2020
instead of our governor to use our allocation to construct roads, he is giving our allocations to his godfather.
say no to godfathers.

more from Lagos

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Travel / Re: Bad Road: This Is Gafaru Street In Ikotun, Alimosho LGA, Lagos State, Nigeria by nkwachii(m): 1:10pm On Jun 30, 2020
we have to help our state governor to do something about these roads.

more from Lagos

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Travel / Re: Bad Road: This Is Gafaru Street In Ikotun, Alimosho LGA, Lagos State, Nigeria by nkwachii(m): 1:06pm On Jun 30, 2020
more! more!! more!!!

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Crime / Re: Dr Funmilayo Accused Of Sexual Assault By Bola Aseyan by nkwachii(m): 9:43am On Jun 30, 2020
Chlerion:
Nonsense! Igbos are so full of envy....nothing good can come out from their Nazareth.

Useless buffons!
go an baff first before you talk to Ibos. I heard that afonjas don't like water, that is why they don't baff cheesy
Politics / Re: Read Buhari's Full Speech At APC NEC Meeting Today by nkwachii(m): 3:23pm On Jun 25, 2020
Firefox01:
Those insulting Tinubu since morning are about to learn introduction to politics 101. Those thinking Buhari is backing Giadom are currently in severe pains. grin

All hail Jagaban, the Titan who runs things from Bourdillon grin
Igbos will end Tinubu
Politics / Re: Read Buhari's Full Speech At APC NEC Meeting Today by nkwachii(m): 3:20pm On Jun 25, 2020
Jack500:
This iboes never know what hit them, Yobe governor and Osun governor are pro-Tinubu, u will all cry last last.

This game sweet die grin grin cheesy

Jagaban
Tinubu, Osinbajo, and Co, none of them will be President of Nigeria.

Immediately Tinubu goes down, Osinbajo will follow.

That Presidential seat belongs to Igbo
Politics / Re: Read Buhari's Full Speech At APC NEC Meeting Today by nkwachii(m): 3:17pm On Jun 25, 2020
ThatFairGuy:
PLEASE WHERE IS GHETTOKID JACONSCOLARI IJOBA, RACOON AMD OTHERS, HOPE THEY'VE SEEN THOSE THAT CONSTITUTED THE CARETAKER COMMITTEES? grin
Ashiwaju, omo olodo'de STILL STAND VERY STRONG O.
Somodooo, this bike is meant for us now grin
Only In Lagos
Politics / Re: Read Buhari's Full Speech At APC NEC Meeting Today by nkwachii(m): 3:15pm On Jun 25, 2020
techmo:
cool



See, Tinubu doesn't have to talk, he sleeps in Ikoyi and Abuja bows to him

Let me translate it in Ipobian pidgin language

1: Buhari say make Giadom and NWC dey go house
2: him talk say Ize Iyamu remains Edo Legitimate APC flag bearer
3: him talk say IPOB heroes must immediately cancel all court cases or chop beating
4: him talk say make Governors of Niger, Osun (Tinubu's cousin) , Yobe ( Oshiomhole' former secretary) make them they run APC nationwide till they conduct new Election



.
you will cry in 2023
Politics / Re: Read Buhari's Full Speech At APC NEC Meeting Today by nkwachii(m): 3:12pm On Jun 25, 2020
ERockson:
How market Ipob? Not saying Oshomole has not gone or Tinubu can not be disgraced and disappointed but It is too early to conclude who the losers are against 2023 Political race.
we will see how South East and South South will support him against their own.
2023 is not far, we shall see
Politics / Re: Read Buhari's Full Speech At APC NEC Meeting Today by nkwachii(m): 3:10pm On Jun 25, 2020
tayebest:
Tinubu and oshiomole will surely bounce back... undecided



You might not see it coming but I don't care! tongue
he will bounce back only in Lagos, as for South East and South South, we don't know him

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Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu: Caught In A Monkey Trap By Reno Omokri by nkwachii(m): 12:21pm On Jun 25, 2020
Staro:
To hell with Buhari.
Tinubu does not need Buhari to become president
you have resorted to insult Buhari because he is no longer dancing to your ringtone.

for your information, Buhari will decide who becomes President in 2023
Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu: Caught In A Monkey Trap By Reno Omokri by nkwachii(m): 12:01pm On Jun 25, 2020
jneutron4000:
Tinubu just released a statement
"In the face of the STORM, we stay CALM. When the stage is set, we display the IDEAS that stood us apart" by Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu wink wink wink wink

ODUDUWA REPUBLIC LOADING... wink wink wink wink 2023 is the joker and Yoruba conservative wings dey wait gidigba 1993^^^^2023 30 years golden chance to make the change. wink wink Cant wait to show my Oduduwa Identity with pride smiley smiley
Better
Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu: Caught In A Monkey Trap By Reno Omokri by nkwachii(m): 11:58am On Jun 25, 2020
duro4chang:
See the cheap publicity you guys are giving Tinubu.It is his enemies that are even making him popular!
popular only in Lagos, is he popular in South East
Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu: Caught In A Monkey Trap By Reno Omokri by nkwachii(m): 11:53am On Jun 25, 2020
techmo:


Lol as the Siamese Twins we are Abi

Overtaking Is Allowed
Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu: Caught In A Monkey Trap By Reno Omokri by nkwachii(m): 11:51am On Jun 25, 2020
oluwamile:
.total crap
I see we are quick and just to pull people down by our words and utterances
I am not a politician,but Tinubu is a master class politician
This Apc crises has shown how terrible our judiciary,give confusing and useless judgement
How can u ask a deputy national secretary of a party to take affairs of a political party
There is secretary,vice chairman,deputy vice chairman
Our judiciary is a show of mockery
if you don't like it you can Relocate to Togo
Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu: Caught In A Monkey Trap By Reno Omokri by nkwachii(m): 11:48am On Jun 25, 2020
tesppidd:
Tinubu really caused these people sifia pains in 2015. They have not forgotten.

Reno was an adviser to Jonathan.
Fani Kayode was the DG of Jonathan campaign organization.

Their choppings got to an abrupt end in 2015.


They can never forgive Tinubu.
Tinubu called Igbos Okro, he has no respect for Igbos, he will pay it
Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu: Caught In A Monkey Trap By Reno Omokri by nkwachii(m): 11:46am On Jun 25, 2020
hisexcellency34:
We warned him but he was forming Jagaban of Afonjaland
Afonjaland not Igboland, you said it all
Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu: Caught In A Monkey Trap By Reno Omokri by nkwachii(m): 11:44am On Jun 25, 2020
techmo:
cool



APC having a meeting ( NEC / NWC ), Ibo and PDP making Noise and making Tinubu trend online

What are these dunce expecting as the outcome of the NEC meeting chaired by Buhari? Which of Buhari's resolution would ever favour PDP and Ibos

.
So far as their meeting did not favour Igbos, it will still not favour Yoruba people
Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu: Caught In A Monkey Trap By Reno Omokri by nkwachii(m): 11:42am On Jun 25, 2020
Corporate2020:
Tinubu never lost a political battle unlike Buhari and his gang who were serial losers before Tinubu came to their aid. Even Obasanjo that humiliated Buhari severally before Tinubu came to his aid. That Obasanjo fears Tinubu. The whole Afenifere council of useless Elders that ganged up with Obasanjo against Tinubu were humiliated and disgraced single handedly by Tinubu.

Tinubu humiliated and disgraced Reno Omokirikiri's benefactor, so what do you expect from such a bitter nincompoop?

Just watch the Jagaban's next move. He talks less but he is a ruthless political strategist.
Only In South West
Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu: Caught In A Monkey Trap By Reno Omokri by nkwachii(m): 11:40am On Jun 25, 2020
Sirheny007:
cheesy cheesy cheesy LET A YORUBA MAN COME AND ANSWER "PRESIDENT" IN 2023 AND LET US SEE
We Are Waiting For Them
Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu: Caught In A Monkey Trap By Reno Omokri by nkwachii(m): 11:40am On Jun 25, 2020
duro4chang:
Can you all see how Tinubu's enemies are making him popular?
Only In Lagos
Politics / Re: President Buhari To Attend Victor Giadom's NEC Meeting by nkwachii(m): 5:41pm On Jun 24, 2020
YorubaKinging:
You mean the dummy in Aso rock?
learn how to respect your President for once.

Respect is Reciprocal

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Forum Games / Re: Solve This If You Can by nkwachii(m): 2:47pm On Jun 24, 2020
[quote author=Ellidude post=91021308][/quote]lol, so this is what your calculator gave you, this your calculator must be made in Congogrin grin
Forum Games / Re: Solve This If You Can by nkwachii(m): 2:34pm On Jun 24, 2020
iLUCID:


It's 15
60
Forum Games / Re: Solve This If You Can by nkwachii(m): 2:32pm On Jun 24, 2020
na today i know that many nairalanders are Olodo, their parents dey try to dey pay school fees for them, i can't believe my eyesgrin grin grin.
Forum Games / Re: Solve This If You Can by nkwachii(m): 2:32pm On Jun 24, 2020
na today i know that many nairalanders are Olodo, their parents dey try to dey pay school fees for them, i can't believe my eyesgrin grin grin
Forum Games / Re: Solve This If You Can by nkwachii(m): 2:27pm On Jun 24, 2020
Ellidude:
cry cry

How are people coming by 60, 43, and so on?

Use your calculator and type

10 + 5 * 4

The answer is 30. Don't forget BODMAS. Multiply first.

tongue
10 + 5 × 4 = 60.
Forum Games / Re: Solve This If You Can by nkwachii(m): 2:23pm On Jun 24, 2020
adidasBarca:
The answer is 15
lol, your parents dey try to pay school fees for yougrin
Forum Games / Re: Solve This If You Can by nkwachii(m): 2:22pm On Jun 24, 2020
10 + 5 × 4 = 60.

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