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Politics / Re: ‘Collapse Your Structure, Join Me To Save Lagos’, Rhodes-Vivour Tells PDP by nkwachii(m): 8:41pm On Mar 14, 2023
Gbadebo Vivour looks like a guy man. That's the type of Governor this millennium needs. His deputy is also a guy woman. Guy man and guy woman as Governor and deputy Governor of Lagos state.

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Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija Frodd Got Engaged To His Girlfriend Chioma by nkwachii(m): 9:03am On Dec 16, 2022
oonyeoma50:
cool

Hope they went for HIV/AIDS tests.
If you know you know cool
very necessary undecided

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Politics / Re: Displaced Yoruba In Akwa Ibom Crisis Beg Govt, Police For Help by nkwachii(m): 6:49pm On Apr 23, 2022
AfonjaTheAfonja:
They can run to Ghana refugee camp for refuge since Benin republic is too far for them and Benin republic might not consider them this time around because of Sunday Igboho's controversial detention. Neighbouring country Ghana is too sure cool
grin grin wink cheesy cheesy

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Romance / Re: Help! My Masturbation Addiction Level Is Out Of This World by nkwachii(m): 12:31pm On Apr 01, 2022
onyenatruchi:
Because of masturbation i stopped buying cucumber from market women lipsrsealed Whenever i want to buy cucumber, my spirit always tell me not to buy lipsrsealed That the cucumber is already used lipsrsealed Whenever i go to the market, ladies will be telling me to come and buy cucumber lipsrsealed I always tell them "back to sender"lipsrsealed Ladies of nowadays, after over using Cucumber lipsrsealed They will wash it and be selling it in the market lipsrsealed I no buy again lipsrsealed
cheesy
Foreign Affairs / Re: Photos Of Ukraine's Beautiful Female Soldiers That Are Trending by nkwachii(m): 2:00pm On Mar 24, 2022
Ngozioma:
My beautiful babies kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kissMeanwhile, stay away from Nigerian ladies. E get why. Nigerian ladies are too contagious undecided
you nailed it
Romance / Re: Share Ugly Experiences You Have Had Traveling To Go Meet Someone You Met Online by nkwachii(m): 11:10am On Mar 01, 2022
onyenatruchi:
Story of my life;

The woman I met online

Just take time and read from beginning to the end, you will understand.

I got married to a Yoruba Lady i met online, just to try another tribe.

Since I got married to a Yoruba woman, my life has never been the same, she prepares only ewedu and Amala for me, I told her to cook another food for me, she insisted that her parents taught her how to prepare only Amala and ewedu.

This Lady can snore for Africa, she doesn't allow me to sleep at night, na snoring she dey use wake me up for night.

Whenever we want to make love, I will force her to bath, but to no avail. She said that she bath only once in a day, I did not argue with her, I insisted that she must bath before making love.

My brothers, this Yoruba Lady went into the bathroom, stayed only 1 minute and came out, I ask her why she bath only 1 minute, she said bathing is not her thing, she is used to it.

My brothers, what offence did i commit for marrying a Yoruba Lady. All the things she dey do for house, I just dey tolerate her, na so so mess she dey mess for room whenever she eat her Amala and ewedu.

She Don use ofe mmanu scatter my family, Who did i offend.

I have already divorced her in peace.
grin cheesy

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TV/Movies / Re: Ishaq Akintola: BBNaija Misleading Youths, FG Should Ban It Like Twitter by nkwachii(m): 4:06pm On Aug 07, 2021
Wetin come consign mr akintola nacheesy

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Family / Re: How Much Is The Cost Of A DNA Paternity Test In Nigerian Hospitals? by nkwachii(m): 10:43am On Jan 02, 2021
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invinzible1:

So Pastor Chris didn't marry the will of God or other men of God didn't marry the will of God.

Hanty there's nothing like will of God. Both them have to sit their ass and work it out..... WORK IT OUT........ By the way I like your thread on skincare
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Celebrities / Re: Adeherself Engaged To Cute Abiola (Photos) by nkwachii(m): 12:19pm On Dec 26, 2020
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Driedfish:
Meow meow.



And me i no fit understand the concept of marriage
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Celebrities / Re: Phyno Spends Christmas With Pete Edochie Whom He Says Is "Real Life Santa" (Pix) by nkwachii(m): 11:14am On Dec 26, 2020
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Driedfish:
Meow meow.




Enough said
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Celebrities / Re: Phyno Spends Christmas With Pete Edochie Whom He Says Is "Real Life Santa" (Pix) by nkwachii(m): 11:13am On Dec 26, 2020
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Driedfish:
Meow meow.



Get money or fame in this life so people will come and see you.....



Nobody day go see poor man
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Politics / Re: Oyakhilome Told Me I will Go To Prison And Come Out After 6 Months – Orji Kalu by nkwachii(m): 5:38pm On Dec 13, 2020
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Generalwoodz:
Mbaka predicted the coming of supreme Court governor Uzodimma.
Benin state governor Obaseke, yesterday revealed how RCCG G.O predicted his re-election.

Today, Mr kalu is telling us how a corrupt Pastor predicted his release.
Nigerian pastors would never predict something that would help mankind.like shares that would triple in 6months time.

Corona came none of them saw it coming.

Nigerian pastors and politicians are birds of a feather. Na same mummy born them

They are never after course that would benefit the people they are representing.

One is stealing the Commonwealth
The other gets wealthy through contributions made by the common citizens
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Politics / Re: Oyakhilome Told Me I will Go To Prison And Come Out After 6 Months – Orji Kalu by nkwachii(m): 5:36pm On Dec 13, 2020
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sapientia:
Mbaka told Supreme Court Governor.
Adeboye told Obaseki
Chris told Orji
Scammers scamming scammers
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Politics / Re: Oyakhilome Told Me I will Go To Prison And Come Out After 6 Months – Orji Kalu by nkwachii(m): 5:35pm On Dec 13, 2020
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Freestainworld:
They will claim to be seeing everything yet they can't see the future of Nigeria.
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Politics / Re: Oyakhilome Told Me I will Go To Prison And Come Out After 6 Months – Orji Kalu by nkwachii(m): 5:34pm On Dec 13, 2020
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omenka:
The god of Nigerian Daddy GOs only show them revelations about the rich and powerful. Their god no dey see poor men.
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Politics / Re: Oyakhilome Told Me I will Go To Prison And Come Out After 6 Months – Orji Kalu by nkwachii(m): 5:33pm On Dec 13, 2020
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illicit:
Na so.... But he couldnt see chibok girls kidnap and CAN chairman's abduction and subsequent beheading.... hmmmm
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Celebrities / Re: Chelsea Eze Celebrates Her 35th Birthday With Sultry Photos by nkwachii(m): 1:43pm On Nov 17, 2020
coronavirus19:
same thing I had in my thoughts when I opened the thread. If person call them olosho now dem go dey vex. Please someone should tell me what message she is tryna pass across other than hoeloshoism
Celebrities / Re: Chelsea Eze Celebrates Her 35th Birthday With Sultry Photos by nkwachii(m): 1:42pm On Nov 17, 2020
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Kingrefreshed:

Frustration is dealing with you guys and everything seem to be against you.
The problem is from una heart. It's very bitter!!
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Celebrities / Re: Chelsea Eze Celebrates Her 35th Birthday With Sultry Photos by nkwachii(m): 1:40pm On Nov 17, 2020
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SocialJustice:
Clean shaved vagina.
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Celebrities / Re: Chelsea Eze Celebrates Her 35th Birthday With Sultry Photos by nkwachii(m): 1:39pm On Nov 17, 2020
chaloskyx:
THIS ISNT SULTRY ENOUGH IF YOU WANT TO TREND GO STARK NAKED THEN YOU WOULD ACCOMPLISH YOU GOAL
Celebrities / Re: Chelsea Eze Celebrates Her 35th Birthday With Sultry Photos by nkwachii(m): 1:38pm On Nov 17, 2020
VillageHead:
Aside panties and unclothedness, can't all these ladies wear a decent iro and buba for their photoshoots?

What message is she trying to pass with nudity?


We villagers have no hand in this evil, na modernisation una dey find na hin una get!
Celebrities / Re: Chelsea Eze Celebrates Her 35th Birthday With Sultry Photos by nkwachii(m): 1:38pm On Nov 17, 2020
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slawormiir:
damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright.....

Ogbeni calm down....and appreciate her beauty..slim and beautiful
You dey see that girl so....if she sit down ontop you during coitus ehnnn...slim girls like that will soak and wet your dick with all sorts of vaginal fluid....both sticky, foaming. Slippery and watery fluid..if she is on leggings ehnn..her camel toe is gonna be too beautiful...slim girls like this have no vaginal odour because their thigh is slim enough not to choke their vaginal
Na this kind girl I go arrange for you if I meet you..I go tie weed or use weed cook indomie and beans for you after that i go book hotel for you then arrange enough bottles plus two beautiful slim girls like this for you...
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Celebrities / Re: Chelsea Eze Celebrates Her 35th Birthday With Sultry Photos by nkwachii(m): 1:37pm On Nov 17, 2020
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We4all:


At least that's still better than being a rapist or a paedophile cos, that's what most guys are known for.
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Celebrities / Re: Chelsea Eze Celebrates Her 35th Birthday With Sultry Photos by nkwachii(m): 1:36pm On Nov 17, 2020
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We4all:


If you find it distasteful, then stop clicking on posts that contains "celebrity birthdays", cos all they post are nude pics.
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Celebrities / Re: Chelsea Eze Celebrates Her 35th Birthday With Sultry Photos by nkwachii(m): 1:36pm On Nov 17, 2020
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Zzor:
what has she done
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Fashion / Re: Woman's Before And After Makeup Transformation Will Leave You Speechless by nkwachii(m): 5:11pm On Nov 16, 2020
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Coolcalmcollect:

trump didn't win the election, hope your god didn't play you. because God doesn't lie, how come yours did?
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Fashion / Re: Woman's Before And After Makeup Transformation Will Leave You Speechless by nkwachii(m): 5:09pm On Nov 16, 2020
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Chii59:

Uncle cam Dan.
The lighting used in the first pic is different from the lighting, filtering and effects in the second asides the impressive makeup.
What people don't understand is that in photography
Quality of camera
Lighting
Angle the picture is shot
Effects
Is what makes the difference.
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Fashion / Re: Woman's Before And After Makeup Transformation Will Leave You Speechless by nkwachii(m): 5:08pm On Nov 16, 2020
Fountainofyouth:
The power of paint cheesy

I don't blame her though, when some men will be drooling after painted face and padded ass and boobs instead of naturally beautiful ladies, why won't her kind go all out to impress, I mean, look at the gallon of mixed paint on her face undecided

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Fashion / Re: Woman's Before And After Makeup Transformation Will Leave You Speechless by nkwachii(m): 5:01pm On Nov 16, 2020
Truvel:
Make Up Dey Cover Things Ooo. Most Ladies We Call Beautiful Are Not Beautiful. It's Make Up Dat Covered Dem Up.
Fashion / Re: Woman's Before And After Makeup Transformation Will Leave You Speechless by nkwachii(m): 5:00pm On Nov 16, 2020
Passionate1:
These days most naija women na eyesore!
All I see na makeup, artificial eyelashes, bleached skins, artificial nails and unnatural hairs. .they don't rock their natural hairs. .
Naturally beautiful women are hard to come by .

Fashion / Re: Woman's Before And After Makeup Transformation Will Leave You Speechless by nkwachii(m): 4:55pm On Nov 16, 2020
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IpobAntidote:


TRASH AS USUAL
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Fashion / Re: Woman's Before And After Makeup Transformation Will Leave You Speechless by nkwachii(m): 4:54pm On Nov 16, 2020
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MaziAlaye:

So makeup is bad??
Getttout you idiot.... Na everything dey spiritual for your eye.... If you no see topic to display stupidity, your preqqq no go stand

Ewu!
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