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Groveryeverydai:
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#60k?

ahnie:
Alaboshi united clud reloaded
Redoil
Yam
Crayfish
Enough pepper
Spinach.

Wow.
This looks quite yummy for a pig though, you really tried dear.

kmaster007:
Plz whr can I get this exactly remote control

Jumia is your best bet.

leisuretym:
Please let it stop there.

No wahala baba.

leisuretym:
stop giving her attention, I know the of two of you very well, you are not in her league and you shouldn't be found doing this by your team, you don't fight a pig, she doesnt have anything at stake rolling in the mud , CEOs doesnt engage in physical fight with their workers, they sack them , you can never see osinbajo fighting a bus conductor, you shouldn't be doing this.

I'm disappointed in you

You're a legend Senior.

ahnie:
NLanalyst my son....I m at it,e remain small make e done.
We're natural,we nor dey go our neighbors house go snap their food pics .


I won't forget to put it in my favourite heavenly white ceramic plate



Ventriloquist dummy.

My dear, poverty makes you see very basic things as luxury. Your reality makes me shake my head in pity.
I anticipate the finishing of whatever rubbish you plan to prepare tho.

ahnie:
We have seen so many fakies on this foodland.
We know people wey dey real.

We also know people wey dey do peek ka boo for their neighbors windows dey snap pics.
They claim say na their own.

We know people wey dey post food just to impress people wey nor send them.

We know people that post their foods anyhow it is and are contented with it.

We know people wey their natural follow come gifts na to steal food pics from the internet.... they're the descendants of elder001.

We know people wey dey beg other foodlanders money to cook food,they will make heaven.

WE KNOW people wey dey claim say them cook the food and dem dey stay for lekki phase 34,meanwhile na one interior carton dem dey stay dey thief people food.

And so long you nor cross my path,I have no business with you,but if you wan show me say you dey kolo,my own na to handcuff your madness,I nor send anybody,I nor dey fear anybody,I dey tell hug you with the bitter truth wey people dey fear to tell you.


Worst you can do na to hate me and go further by creating alternates acct to Mugabe me this isoko darling absolutely will not give a FECK.


So my son NLanalyst,the charity case of diaryland,in whom we are all pleased,stop trying to impress me,you will never get my validation and I guess that ****HURT**

Your are irredeemably silly and motor-mouthed.
I don't know the WhatsApp group you belong where you rehearse how to impress your fellow brainless cohorts but I don't belong there. I cooked, took a picture and uploaded it on a food thread and this isn't my first time here. Your interpretation of that is your problem. I would rather impress one ugly sluttt in my ghetto than you, little one. You're the biggest "P" in psychology, utterly useless in the scheme of things.
I've told you what to do, I'm still expecting your mention to be sure it's not your alternate just so I could do the needful. Until then, share the left leftovers to my darling Z and the other guy whose name I can't remember. I wish them well, life already dealt with them enough by giving them to you. Have a nice day sweetheart, if you can.

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Bread, moi-moi, tea, cooked and fried egg shouldn't be a luxury at all but here we are.

guyboss:
Chat me on whatsapp
+234 803 301 2455

E be like say something dey work you?
Price and location dey too hard to answer?

ahnie:
Still smells FAKE
I wonder why ya'all are putting efforts just to impress me


Stay away from druuuuuuugs


In Charles okocha's voice.....
This is a phenomenal rubbish fronting.







May God not allow us condecend so low say we go dey go awa neighbors house go snap their food pics because Inferiority complex.carry them take do facemask.






May awa neighbors food pictures favour us.

Impressing a dingbat like you? You must be a bloody joke.
Anyhoo, you came late. Bread is finished, manage the leftover moimoi, egg and tea. Share everything equally. Monkey.

There's hunger in the country.
You can ask Ahnie.

neutralmind:
Sorry for the delayed response. We do not have your preferred colour.

I got some numbers mixed up. Kindly chat me up on WhatsApp: 09131586136

Alright.

neutralmind:
Most affordable duvet sets for sale.

Brand new

Complete duvet set made up of:

Duvet cover

Bedsheet

2 pillow cases

All packed in a fancy bag

Ideal for 4.5 by 6 bed. With good quality fabric

Location: Agege

N9,000 ( best bargain in the market )

Call or WhatsApp: 09131586136

They come in different designs and colours

Hurry while offer lasts.

Oga, I called you earlier and you said you would revert back to me on my preferred color. I'm still waiting sir.

Fraih:
Lol, I had no idea?
okay, here's the report from my survey.
We learn everyday yeah, Pls post where you have it at 70k - 75k and I will gladly review my price.
Name - Hisense 5kg Twin Tub Washine machine
Brand - WSJA551

You don't know Jack about Jumia so dead your talks.
When you want to buy things like this, you pick the price from the official store. It's madness to abandon the official store and be sharing shots from other greedy vendors on the same platform.
So I should leave #76k brand new to buy your second hand for #90k? Is your brain paining you?

Fraih:
Okay. You can get on Jumia then
Of course you know I didnt get on Jumia

I've not shown interest in any of the things you put up for sale. I only made that point because you were confidently asking the guy to check out the current price on Jumia like you had an idea yourself. Your price is about 15-20k higher than the current market price.
Now run along.

Fraih:
You want me to resell at the market value of 2 years back? when it wasnt used?
Even the store do not have it at that price anymore.
You can check out the current value on Jumia or any online store

The current value on Jumia isn't even up to your selling price. Greed go just wound you.

neutralmind:
Most affordable duvet sets for sale.

Brand new

Complete duvet set made up of:

Duvet cover

Bedsheet

2 pillow cases

All packed in a fancy bag

Ideal for 4.5 by 6 bed. With good quality fabric

Location: Agege

N9,000 ( best bargain in the market )

Call or WhatsApp: 09131586136

They come in different designs and colours

Hurry while offer lasts.

Wow.
This is nice o. 👏👏

ahnie:
Uotill now NLanalyst the aclaimed self made biyyion-niiya hasn't sent op the money he promised

Weyrey rabbit face!
Person never see clothes beg finish,na to give another needy human being mean ney?

Op make sure you drag him.
Very useless somebody


Seun why so many frustrated men on nairaland lately?
Could they .be .high.on.cheap.dr..ugs?

Brainless elf, I didn't promise her. I asked she mention me with her main moniker to be sure you aren't the one begging with your alternate since that's what you do best. If she could, I would send her the little I could afford. And for your information, I'm not a billionaire, never claimed to be one but I'm not a pauper like your deranged self.

IsiahOla:
Your price keeps going up…Wetin Dey occur?

She noticed people indirectly appraised her for her prices by implanting likes on them na especially that wardrobe.
E don enter her head.

Shukusheka:
It is 100k last Boss. The generator and battery is still in prime condition.

Don't worry about this.
I've bought the other one from your wifey.
Una try for me.

anuoreangel:
Timberland
Size 40-46

5 pairs above 16,000/pair
Less than.5 pairs 17,000/pair

1 pair 17,500
07013050882
Nationwide delivery available

It's your insolent pride for me.
You could act unbothered but we all know no one will see these red flags and still patronize you, definitely not on this thread. It's so simple. Apologize and quit being stupid

Juzec:
Yes boss. Omo they are all saying 5k oo. I weak

Make I call you.

Juzec:
I think he acts as the middle man. You send the money to him. when you receive what you ordered, he releases the fund to the seller

Okay na. So how far?
You said you would help confirm price of waybill. Have you please?

Abizz:
Are you buying to resell these things?

I'm not. You won't understand bro.

Juzec:
Open box Infinix smart 7 plus
4gb and 64gb
Was given as a birthday gift and never used
60k
Abuja
0814-689-9237

Please how does wese90 do his escrow job?
I need this please.

Shukusheka:
Haier Thermocool Generator - 90k
TV Console - 40k
Center - Table - 30k
Shelf - 30k

Location: Ogudu

Chat/call: O8165OO2OO9

Buying this generator is prolly one of the best decisions I've made on this thread.

Grateful.

ahnie:
It beats my imagination that NLanalyst who's a confam charity case,person wey we all in dairyland donates our used items to is here forming at the Op of this thread

Very stupid pathetic ventriloquist dummy
Hiding inside his one room with faded n peeled wall capping to dash someone money
.
Person wey we know reach house.
Lolz

Mention me when those starved products of war you called children look presentable.
Till then, kiss my ass.

ahnie:
Mu-gu

Headsheeran na now colos clear from your eyes.

I don't fry akara for a living.
I have a life outside of nairaland unlike you pigs. Go create new threads for your impoverished fams maybe someone could help you with dinner. Last response.

ahnie:
Mu-gu

Ibadan HEADSHEERAN

You're trying so hard to appear funny.
Get a life, cheap thing.

ahnie:
No neighbor to help you out

Do well to tag NLanalyst.
Disturb him with mentions,he reside in Ibadan mowe area,he will help out.
He's a recipient of used clothes and foodstuffs from popular nairalanders

If she could mention me on a dormant thread with her main moniker and proof that she's not your alternate, I swear to God I'll send her money.
No matter how little.
Your handwriting is all over the new moniker.
Ole oshi, alagbe.

2gbaski007:
Good evening. Give me a call let's finalize on your offer.
Tanx

I've got from another vendor. Thanks.