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There is no hard and fast rule for making jollof abeg... it is by luck

blackaxe78:
Just imagine!


Standard Trust Bank, Savannah Bank, Societe Generale Bank and Afri Bank did not make the list

List is void!

Ours is just the opposite. How unfortunate.

This post no make sense biko...

enemyofprogress:
Op your grammar follow kill the babe

Bmaster:
i knw d girl in question.
her father owns a very big plastic company in my area.
divine success is d name of d company . they produce plastics like cooler.flask.and so on

meanwhile,guys somebody help me.
i make at least #10000 everyweek but i can't see myself happy. is it normal?

I think it is normal to be unhappy with 10k a week, even Dangote is not happy.... Don't ask me how I know biko!

I had to first recover from the "choke" of this post before recollecting my thoughts. As difficult as it is to find a man that wants to marry you, you find one and then this? Have mercy God. RIP...

Pls how are these pictures Godly
It is not about Godly pictures, have they been collecting from each other?

15. Having a XXXXL behind like mine. Most guys want to secretly have it but they don't want to have it for keeps

This may be owned by an EVANS type of human. SARS and co wont do anything now....

I am the one who day dreams, wake up from my day dreaming and get anxious that I am not catching up in class then I start studying frantically to make good grades.

we need a good script writer who would sit with Mr. Evans (I dey fear to even call the guy him name without adding the Mr.) and get his stories down. I want to watch this movie I swear!!! Hollywood should be involved oh! AH AH I am just fascinated by his level and years of planning, evading the law and rare intelligence. Oyinbo people don't kill these type of criminals, they recruit them to join their CIA team. I would prefer having him dead though, but one cannot ignore his deadly brilliance

I pray your own time comes so that we will help you analyse the timeline of the events.

martyns303:
Are u sure? I know the Nigerian police can be incompetent, and considering they did not arrive on time, you have every reason to be pissed. But let's look at your story.

1. You noticed a bang on your gate at 1am.

2. Between when u woke up, tried calling your neighbors to know if they are the ones at the gate, went online to check for police emergency response number, dialing them and having a conversation, at least 20mins or more would have passed.

3. The robbers operated for an hour

4. Police arrived 2hours later

From your statement, the police would have arrived no later than 4:20am. Now are you sure that was the time they actually arrived?

Most times in situations like that, time seem to be moving faster than they actually are. You were probably expecting them to appear in like 5mins. I doubt the robbers would have operated that long knowing u called the police (u made them believe so).

Now you need to understand that the police would need time to mobilize themselves, get in their van and start coming to your place and this is subject to where they are coming from, the distance.

I know the Nigerian police is not what they ought to be, but I also know they can be pretty effective and rugged.

God bless Nigeria.

Oh dear... so I have to return mine too?

Clearly, MTN doesn't have a strong compliance team...

Jesu! and an Akure man is busy wanting to marry me!!! Chai!

Absolutely no respect for the dead. Where is the Chinese man that caused all this wahala? what is he withdrawing 10m for? cant he do bank transfer? govt officials will be using you Chinese pipo as agents and you wont see it? Ndi iberibe.

Guyman02:
Remove his pictures or totally blur it please, countries don't display the corpse of their brave men who died in the line of duty.

MOD is not all kinds of pictures that are allowed, in US, Ghana, UK etc this is not allowed until their next of kin are informed.

You can post pictures of dead criminals no trouble with that

STORY! SOMEONE IS TRYING TO LAUNDER THEIR STOLEN WEALTH

Unsad:
She uses power bank too

Mba... her phone charges once she touches it... onye ajuju

My driving started the day my driver left to run his personal errand. He promised to get back in time but he didn't show up. After several calls, he eventually told me he cant come back to the island. CHAI!!!! I had never driven a car, or had driving lessons but I know I learn by watching and observing. Also, in preparation for a day like this, I had watched several youtube 'how to drive an auto car' videos. so I closed from work, got in the car and started moving (it was already past 8pm), I got to the gate and the security men with so much worry in their eyes asked if I could drive and I confidently said yes and dey asked so you can drive without light by this time of the night? I got the message and managed to turn on the light. I kept to one lane and people kept horning at me. I noticed I was always moving to the right, so whenever I hear the horns I straighten my tires. I also never used the traficators because I couldn't let my hand off the 10 and 2 position. I drove from VI to anthony that night. it was an out of body experience and I have driven myself since then (8 months now), never been hit or hit anyone, and my passengers always commend my driving. I will get my license soon.

One more thing for you to do... share your knuckle cream with your mum

This is absolute nonsense.... I didn't even bother reading all.... I am a natural number 1 but he left me and married someone doesn't lift a pin and got her a housekeeper.

firstking01:
1. At her first visit of your house she was very observant and complained of how unkept some of the places are and helped you to tidy it asap.


2. She hates you spending unnecesarilly eating outside...she prefers she always cook for you.


3. She doesn't allow you to waste your money on laundry...she encourages you to do it yourself or she does it herself atimes.


4. She most atimes pays for the meal whenever you take her out on a date.

5. She ask of your mum and siblings quite often.

6. She doesn't always allow you to be the first to call, not only that, upon her seeing your missed calls she doesn't hesitate to call you back instead of flashing you.


7. If you are a salary earner, she encourages you to set up a business as a back up plan should incase you are layed off by halliburton, schlumberger, total E and p, drillog, NLNG, cos she understands the way coys drops staff these days is just alarming.


8. She's not a lazy woman nor liability...she's always open to new developments and gives you a lucrative idea and always wants to work whenever the opportunity presents itself.


9. She doesn't just wake up and make plans on her own without making you part of the plans.


10. She doesn't appear aloof to you just like that without something in her hands, could be bole, fruits....most times she dashed into the boutique and buy you some nice shirts, boxers and a pair of shoe since she knows your size…


11. She doesn't wear provocative or revealing outfits, she's modest in her dressing…


12. She's not a phone freak...she knows when to touch her phone and when to get busy.


13. She seldomly go jealous at her sight of you with another girl, instead she'd lovingly and jokingly wanna know who she is, instead of ranting like a drammer queen.


14. She's faithful to a fault.


15. She can sing you into sleeping in her arms especially if she offends you, me i love this one eh .


16. She doesn't joke with church.


17. She has a blissing relationship with her colleagues both in church and in the office/school.


18. She's not a psycopath.


19. She doesn't believe in make ups, hence she knows she's not man hunting, it's only you she knows and have…


20. She loves you...



I hope we still have ladies who possess these qualities, yeah, i'm optimistic we still do have such ladies, i 've encountered a few tho, so, don't tell me to go gather clay and mould one myself...the thing is, most times our taste outweighs us there by making us to not see them when they come our way.


Have a fulfilling weekend y'all.

I am still waiting for apostle Suleiman's 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th accuser

Out of all the big 4 accounting firms, Ernst & Young has the best work-life balance. I honestly don't know what KPMG is doing on that list.

You must be one of those deceiving him.

Acidosis:
Humans are naturally biased. It seems I'm the only person with a different view.

Tayo really tried in my own understanding. He performed/sang a meaningful song.. I'll grade him highly above the other duo performance from one Alaba crew... those guys are pathetic.

Sentiments apart, Tayo's performance was cool, his song made more impact than Iyanya's song.. Although, Tayo's body movements wasn't cool as compared with Iyanya's, but I think he tried his best.


Just to add this: the short interview he had was on point. While I'm really not into BBNaija stuff, I learnt something from that interview.

@ your number 3, high class Olosho's don't talk, them dey chop clean mouth.

DirewolfofStark:
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Three common sense questions about Apostle Suleiman’s alleged indiscretion with Stephanie Otobo

1. If indeed Otobo’s affair with Suleiman ended 12 months ago, why wait for 12 good months before going to press with your story? Why did you decide to come forward AT THE EXACT TIME that Suleiman is in the eye of the storm for his comments about Fulani Herdsmen? A typical Olosho would be more likely to blackmail her victim than go to press because Money is what an Olosho wants at the end of the day. The evidence which Otobo has released to the press is inconclusive and unreliable. Am I the only one who finds it odd that the only evidence which could have more or less strengthened Otobo’s story (her pregnancy) was destroyed? With a pregnancy, it would have been possible to carry out a DNA test, and yet Otobo conveniently claims that Suleiman “forced” her to abort the pregnancy. How? By holding a gun to her head? I remain unconvinced by this too convenient story.

2. How could a common prostitute like Otobo be able to afford the legal fees of a top rated Lawyer like Festus Keyamo? I know Festus Keyamo and he doesn’t come cheap. He is one of the most money conscious legal practitioners in the profession. Festus Keyamo does not do pro bono Legal Service. It is evident that Otobo is being funded by someone with a LOT of money, someone who can evidently afford to spend large sums of money on a concerted character assassination plot of epic proportions. I’m sure we would all appreciate it if this person starts acting like a real man and reveals himself instead of hiding behind an Olosho to do his dirty work for him.

3. If Suleiman is really a womaniser, why is Otobo’s story the only one out there? In my experience, chronic womanisers do not just victimise one helpless woman. They usually have a long line of victims. When Bill Cosby was accused by one woman of sexual harassment, many others came forward. When Bill Clinton was accused by Monica Lewinsky of having an affair with her, other women like Jennifer Flowers Kathleen Wiley, Juanita Broaddrick and Paula Jones also stepped forward to accuse him of sexually harassing them. Womanising is a compulsive behavioural disorder. A man who womanises does so serially. If Suleiman was really a womaniser, there ought to have been several stories or rumours of his womanising from even before the time of his alleged affair with Otobo.

To summarise, I’m not arguing that Otobo is a liar and Suleiman is innocent. All I’m asking Nairalanders to do is to use their brains.




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You better leave the guy and move on before you get the shock of your life. I can relate with your story, it turned out the guy was actually planning his wedding. I went temporarily insane and thank God I pulled through, just the thought of the deceit against your level of trust? I repeat, give up on this one and move on!

Dear God, I pray I have not developed a hardened heart because this didn't move me at all... and I am a woman

Which do you prefer being called? Elisha or Elijah because you are a big liar!!! It is your type that fast everyday

Nne5:
She was really big tho.


I'd like to get fat.
Yes I mean FAT.
I'm toooo slim.
Fat people are soo lucky.

TTT was wide awake and enjoying his mic being tested!!! that's the difference

OKorowanta:
Big Brother dey mad!
What about Bisola that was testing TTT's microphone?
No it's not immoral.

Please how did you get the german visa... me sef wan commot... Email me on mirabeldaniels@yahoo.com