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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Smart & Simple Ways To Get A Job In Modern Times by nmreports(op): 6:50pm On May 29, 2016

ewa20buredi100:
Thank you nmreports for this platform.

Please how do i get a volunteer job, preferrably in the line of chemistry (as a quality control analyst), so as to be able to stay relevant in the field?

Thank you

Will get back to you shortly.

Autos › Re: Reg Toyota Corola 2009 Model by nmreports: 6:27pm On May 29, 2016

Cityhood, I am in Lagos.
Just wondering.
What good vehicle can I get with 500k?.
Thank you.

Politics › Re: Ambode At Thanksgiving Service Of 1st Year In Office by nmreports: 5:34pm On May 29, 2016*

One can easily see how proud the wife is of her husband.

The striking resemblance between that old woman and Ambode make it seem her mum.

I think the guy is trying in Lagos but the sad thing is while other countries are getting more sophisticated we are still battling the following:

1) Electricity.
2) Mending roads.
3) Fighting omo onile.
4) Piracy.
5) Fighting insurgency.
6) Blowing our own pipelines.
7) No water.
cool

Inflation.
9) Soaring prices.
10) Next to nothing education.
11) Unprecedented unemployment.
12) Next to nothing social infrastructures.
13) No social security (Maybe another century).
14) And the list goes on.

Ha we get plenty problem in this country.
Nigerians are a strong people. To live in this kind of condition, yet survive and still staying happy.

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Family › Re: Women Are Asking My Husband Out On Whatsapp. How Do I Handle This? by nmreports: 4:53pm On May 29, 2016*

Saddenedsoul ITS VERY IMPORTANT YOU READ THIS ANALOGY:

The funny thing is challenging a cheating husband will not make him stop (Someone who wants to cheat would cheat).

Another funny thing is you can cause havoc and proffer little solution with your dramas (No one likes a nagging woman).

Another funny thing in life is once you start to distrust your partner or friend in any kind of relationship there is, there begins to be some feeling of distrust, lies, unfaithfulness from that moment on-wards even if nothing like such ever existed.

The truth however is that majority of men cheat. Yes! Majority. However, if a man is not cheating, he will never fight his wife over her concerns but will gently remind her of his love for her and calm her and re-assure her.

Another truth is that, if a man is not cheating, you will never see a sign of something that is towards that ramification (Why should you see smoke without fire).

Another truth is that, when a woman ask a faithful husband out, then he tells them expressly his stance and probably ends the friendship with the so called lady or powerfully tell her as a man of integrity to withdraw from such.

SOLUTION:
Tell him after dinner just before sleep that you love him so much and that you cannot wait to grow old together, raise your children, achieve a lot together in life and be with the Lord Jesus together if you are a Christian.
Tell him to not let any lady distract his plans, journey and progress that he has made so far.
Do this mildly and kiss him and sleep or Bleep.

Lets pray this works.

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Romance › Re: She Smells Down There by nmreports: 6:53am On May 29, 2016

The thing is with time you guys will understand that it's normal.
Almost all vagina smells. If not all.
Whether it's an offensive or mild one. Almost all of them smell so get over it.

Just that some are really unbearable.

Romance › Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by nmreports: 6:51pm On May 28, 2016*

StubbornGoat:
I don send her pm tire, she no dey gree reply. wetin man go do na?

Ivyy I appeal that you oblige this young man some attention out of courtesy.
Not easy for a man to swallow his pride and profess his interest publicly.
What do you think?

Romance › Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by nmreports: 4:57pm On May 28, 2016

Guys common.
Send her a pm. It can't be that hard.
While you are wasting precious time NL guys are hitting these girls (True story).
All the best Stubborngoat...

Phones › Re: My Experience In Computer Village, Ikeja Yesterday by nmreports: 9:27pm On May 24, 2016

Where exactly do they swap phones at Computer Village and do they really do phone swapping at all.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Smart & Simple Ways To Get A Job In Modern Times by nmreports(op): 2:02pm On May 24, 2016

Jarus:
He can also try informal networking opportunities.

Send your CV to friends, senior friends, seniors in your school who are working, just anyone you know that works somewhere.

Politely ask them to help drop (electronic copy of) your CV to their HRs. CVs submitted internally stand higher chance as the internal person knows the right place to drop it in the organization, plus informal follow up.

All these said, you don't need to panic. It happens. I have first class friends that also spent a year or more at home post-NYSC but they're doing well today.

Thanks Jarus.

Career › Re: Share Your First Day At Work Experience. by nmreports: 6:55am On May 24, 2016

My heart was just skipping. My chest wanted to burst. My first job ah ah.

Science/Technology › Re: Facts About The Milky Way Galaxy (with Photos) by nmreports: 6:19am On May 24, 2016

johnydon22:
It's a Spiral galaxy

Yes the Milky way is not stationary either within itself or on the inter galactic vacuum of space.

Not withstanding that it is racing towards the Andromeda galaxy, the milky way Galaxy also is spinning within itself.

It's arms are spinning and orbiting the galactic center.

Our Sun and the entire Solar System is on the Orions Arm of the Galaxy and of course is also swirling around the Galactic center with the rest of the Orions arm other parts of the galaxy.

From the position of the Sun and Solar system in the Galaxy it takes it about ±250million years to complete one orbit around the galaxy.

The last time the Solar system was in this exact position in the galaxy, the Dinosaurs still ruled the earth.

https://cdn.spacetelescope.org/archives/images/screen/opo1000a.jpg

Johnydon22 and Explorers, did dinosaurs really existed.

Politics › Re: Boko Haram Willing To Discuss Surrender And Release Of Chibok Girls by nmreports: 3:53pm On May 22, 2016

lordcenred:
bros u well? almost 1,230 days? U even sabi "30days has September... or "60 seconds make 1 minute...365days make 1 year and 366days make 1 leap year."?

What is your point?
You can pass a message across without being insolent. Try it.
How long have they been missing in days?

Politics › Re: Boko Haram Willing To Discuss Surrender And Release Of Chibok Girls by nmreports: 1:39pm On May 22, 2016

KELECHUKWU89:
what this1 saying

You mean you don't understand what I wrote.
Or you have a negating opinion.
You can pass your message across without being insolent. Try it.

Romance › Re: Is It Okay To Make Love On Sunday? by nmreports: 12:47pm On May 22, 2016

onstelly:
Don't tell me is Mark Zuckerberg gonna buy it again

Naaaa. Atleast not yet.
People are still bidding.

Romance › Re: Is It Okay To Make Love On Sunday? by nmreports: 11:52am On May 22, 2016

onstelly:
Wow thank you!
Refiner come and see
I got an empty mail, what's wrong

Yahoo is actually about to be sold 2 billion dollars.
I hope its not like we will lose our emails. I doubt anyway.
Too mighty to fall.

Romance › Re: Is It Okay To Make Love On Sunday? by nmreports: 11:42am On May 22, 2016

onstelly:
Oh you got it all wrong, I am not contesting.
I am campaigning for a frnd
She is REFINER 1

Could not click on your signature.
I just checked her out. Refiner, on behalf of my buddy Onstelly, you have my vote and faint campaign here and there.

Romance › Re: Is It Okay To Make Love On Sunday? by nmreports: 11:24am On May 22, 2016

DikSin:
I don't think so. Jacob did it, Solomon did it and David did same. So

You and I know what you said is just a consolation for your pre-conceived amorous actions.
I am not sanctimonious myself but common don't let us be hypocrites.
You are not really interested in whether its a sin or not.

Romance › Re: Is It Okay To Make Love On Sunday? by nmreports: 11:22am On May 22, 2016

onstelly:
I have

You are campaigning for another young lady yet you are competitors.
Not clear the logic behind.

Romance › Re: Is It Okay To Make Love On Sunday? by nmreports: 11:18am On May 22, 2016

onstelly:
Thanks
Church we will discuss it later

Take it down

Romance › Re: Is It Okay To Make Love On Sunday? by nmreports: 11:14am On May 22, 2016

onstelly:
Thanks
Church we will discuss it later

Your mail?. Dont worry wont quote it so you can remove ASAP if you want.

Romance › Re: Is It Okay To Make Love On Sunday? by nmreports: 11:11am On May 22, 2016

onstelly:
Why don't you send yours please

I like your courtesy. Okay.
No church?.

Romance › Re: Is It Okay To Make Love On Sunday? by nmreports: 11:04am On May 22, 2016*

onstelly:
Alright no problem

Send your number here: (Removed).

Romance › Re: Is It Okay To Make Love On Sunday? by nmreports: 10:48am On May 22, 2016*

onstelly:
Lmao thought you said the state doesn't matter

Politics › Re: Boko Haram Willing To Discuss Surrender And Release Of Chibok Girls by nmreports: 10:40am On May 22, 2016

Great News.
Their families have been left embittered and sorrowful for almost 1, 230 days now.
Daily in the sorrowful possibilities of not seeing their daughters again and the sorrowful hope that they might still be alive.
How deeply unhappy can a parent ever be?.
May they be found and brought back home eventually.

What I ignorantly do not understand is why they have not been found. Why?.

Romance › Re: Is It Okay To Make Love On Sunday? by nmreports: 10:38am On May 22, 2016*

onstelly:
Hahaha alright
I am in Anambra and you

Almighty Lagos.

Romance › Re: Is It Okay To Make Love On Sunday? by nmreports: 10:15am On May 22, 2016

onstelly:
Oh smiles

Right?... Don't worry... I am not hitting. We are not even in the same part of Naija. Just plain friends.
I just naturally like you. (You are a type I could just sit and be looking at all day).
Which state?.

Events › Re: Couple Cut Their Wedding Cake With Sword In Benue State (Photo) by nmreports: 10:11am On May 22, 2016

pwettiejay:
this groom sef ehn, the bride looking on like "what's wrong with this man?

Its my day today!

Happy Birthday To You.
Where is it at? Might surprise you.
Kinda bored here.

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Romance › Re: Is It Okay To Make Love On Sunday? by nmreports: 9:58am On May 22, 2016

onstelly:
Thank you!
Yes we are frnds

You will agree with me that friends have each other's phone numbers right?.

Romance › Re: Is It Okay To Make Love On Sunday? by nmreports: 9:39am On May 22, 2016

onstelly:
Thanks
Yes I don't like too much of make up
Hope I will get a vote from you
Come join our team

Ermmmmmmm. Can't say no to a beauty with brains.
I may not join the campaign but you have my vote going forward okay.
I think we are friends already... Automatically.

Romance › Re: Is It Okay To Make Love On Sunday? by nmreports: 8:48am On May 22, 2016

rosieluv:
imagine dis sunday mornin u r admirin smone's chest,smh

I actually just admire her. She is a very beautiful lady. Natural too. Less make up. Very few ladies are like that.
And it's a Sunday huh

Okay

Romance › Re: Is It Okay To Make Love On Sunday? by nmreports: 8:40am On May 22, 2016

onstelly:
Thanks
And yes my name is Stella

Okay great.
I wish you all the best in your bid for the Miss Nairaland stuff.
Nice DP again. You seem to use less of make up and it so makes you look very real.
I noticed you use just on your lips and eye brows.
You heading to church?

Romance › Re: Is It Okay To Make Love On Sunday? by nmreports: 6:26am On May 22, 2016

onstelly:
Hmmmm well, ok I am sorry just that I am tired of nl guys stupid comments most of the time. Thanks anyway

I can imagine.
Made me hesitant too many times to connect with you.
You seem a cool person though and you are very beautiful.
Stella right? Your name.

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