₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,329,249 members, 8,439,494 topics. Date: Sunday, 05 July 2026 at 11:41 AM

Toggle theme

Nnadychuks's Posts

Nairaland ForumNnadychuks's ProfileNnadychuks's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 (of 97 pages)

HealthRe: Wow by nnadychuks(op): 2:14pm On Nov 19, 2013
Alikaxon: U don't joke with everythin, do u? Dis kinda fun could b a threat to u... Jus bcox u wana attract cheap views nd comments. Mtcheew. I hope it makes front page though! Laughing ironically.
i was just joking. I miss the scent of front page
HealthRe: Wow by nnadychuks(op): 2:11pm On Nov 19, 2013
Alikaxon: U don't joke with everythin, do u? Dis kinda fun could b a threat to u... Jus bcox u wana attract cheap views nd comments. Mtcheew. I hope it makes front page though! Laughing ironically.
I was just joking. I miss the scent of front page
HealthWow by nnadychuks(op):
Wow
Nairaland GeneralHow To Know You're Normal Or Brainy by nnadychuks(op): 5:24pm On Nov 04, 2013
1) you are on naialand now
2) you have andriod or blackberry or nokia or samsung
3)you watch TV or movies/ listen to music
4)you are fully aware of adult contents and stuffs
6) you register to unlimited text
7)you sleep late
9) you were so busy you forgot to read number 5
10) you actually scroll up again to see if there is number 5 but don't worry, there is no number 8 as well
11)now you are smiling at yourself then you realise that you're neither normal nor brainaic, as you once thought.
12) if you think or you are normal you will like to reply this post.
Nairaland GeneralRe: How To Know You Are Normal by nnadychuks(m): 5:05pm On Nov 04, 2013
:-) very funny
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Is The Best Way To Fire An Employee? by nnadychuks(m): 10:10pm On Oct 23, 2013
You can't fire me, I quit!:/
CelebritiesRe: There Is A Beyonce Look-alike In Africa, Guess Who?...Yvonne Okoro!!! by nnadychuks(m): 8:03pm On Oct 15, 2013
constance500: Bro u need a recommended spec o... Like seriously
man, u gay? What is the meaning of ''like seriously''?
CelebritiesRe: There Is A Beyonce Look-alike In Africa, Guess Who?...Yvonne Okoro!!! by nnadychuks(m): 8:00pm On Oct 15, 2013
switdil: Brandy kehuh
Em mouth resemblehuh
U fuNny
she even fine pass brandy self
CelebritiesRe: There Is A Beyonce Look-alike In Africa, Guess Who?...Yvonne Okoro!!! by nnadychuks(m): 5:34pm On Oct 15, 2013
See how ona carry their mata 4 head like ppl weh dey sell chin chin
EntertainmentRe: Photos As 72 Year Old Billionaire Weds 26 Year-old Lady In Owerri by nnadychuks(m): 12:10pm On Oct 01, 2013
She nor marry the man. She marry the money
CelebritiesRe: Jim Iyke Delivered By Tb Joshua by nnadychuks(m): 9:14pm On Sep 29, 2013
Men, you know how much jim iyke buy e gucci shoe. All those shoes nor go dey less than 500,000 then ona want make e loss abi? Money wei don reach to but plot of land so na the boy wan misplace?
CelebritiesRe: PHOTO: Tonto Dikeh Shares HD Picture Of Her N323,200 Back Tattoo by nnadychuks(m): 8:33am On Sep 28, 2013
[size=8pt][/size][b][/b] 323 k don reach to but plot of land o!
Christianity EtcRe: This Is Why Girls Prefer The Front Seat In The Church by nnadychuks(m): 4:27pm On Sep 22, 2013
caseless: i know how 2 handle intemperate toads like u on nairaland, but i'd sheath my sword till u push me again. U even involved my mother when d topic is about gals. Roach, i will never forgive u for involving my mom.
deal with your mother's case first you son of a gun
Christianity EtcRe: This Is Why Girls Prefer The Front Seat In The Church by nnadychuks(m): 4:26pm On Sep 22, 2013
nnady chuks: why does your mother like sitting on the front seat?
keep quiet you big scum of rock
Christianity EtcRe: This Is Why Girls Prefer The Front Seat In The Church by nnadychuks(m): 1:52pm On Sep 22, 2013
caseless: Yes na true; girls are not taking chances any more..they go for anything that wear trouser.
why does your mother like sitting on the front seat?
Christianity EtcRe: Law Of The Tithe: Deuteronomy 14:22-chpt15 by nnadychuks(op): 1:49pm On Sep 22, 2013
My pastor never preached about this before
Christianity EtcLaw Of The Tithe: Deuteronomy 14:22-chpt15 by nnadychuks(op): 12:43pm On Sep 22, 2013
(14:22) you shall tithe all the yield of your seed, which comes forth from the field year by year.(23) and before the lord your God, in the place whichhe will choose, to make his name dwell there, you shall eat the tithe of your grain, of your wine, your oil, the firstling of your herd and flock that you may learn to fear the LORD your God always.(24) and if the way is too long for you, so that you are not able to bring the tithe when the LORD your God blesses you, because the place is too far from you, which the Lord your God chooses , yo set his name there.(25) then you shall turn it into money, and bind up the money in your hand, and go to the place which the LORD your God chooses,(26) and spend the money for whatever you desire, oxen, or sheep, or wine or strong drink, whatever your appetite craves; and you shall eat there before the LORD your God and rejoice, you and your household. (27) and you shall not forsake the levitewho is within your towns, for he has no portion or inheritance with you.
(28) at the end of every three years you shall bring forth all the tithe of your produce in the same year and lay it up within your towns; (29) and the levite because has no portion or inheritance with you , and the sojourner, the fatherless, and widow, who are within your towns, shall come and eat and be filled; that the LORD your God may bless you in all the worl of your hands that you do. May God bless His word, Amen
CelebritiesRe: Ronaldinho Fixes His Teeth by nnadychuks(m): 6:25pm On Sep 21, 2013
lipsrsealed
Jokes EtcIf You Nor Comment E Nor Go Better For You This Time by nnadychuks(op): 6:12pm On Sep 21, 2013
I nor know why anytime i create topic nobody dey answer me. I create so many akpos jokes, nobody dey answer me. Either 2 people go comment or na only me go comment for my own post.
I want make this my post reach front page because na that be the only thing weh go make me happy with nairaland and nairalanders.
If you view this and you nor post or you insult me, e nor go better for you at all.
RomanceRe: Why Must She Play "Hard To Get"?? by nnadychuks(m): 11:59am On Sep 21, 2013
She play hard to get when her mates get married every saturday. She shld not play hard to get but play hard to forget.
PoliticsUduaghan Loves Pineapple And He Cannot Lie by nnadychuks(op): 11:47am On Sep 21, 2013
Even if uduaghan was not among those pineapple candidates, i will tell you this story out of my own experience.
Last week I saw uduaghan at a beach, he was very happy, holding pineapple on his hands. We were very surprised. I wanted to call my father but his number was not going, because he was having a meeting at the house of assembly.
Don't you think on a very good day gov uduaghan could leace PDP out of the influence of pineapple?
Jokes EtcRe: What Is The Full Meaning Of Mtn? by nnadychuks(m): 11:12am On Sep 12, 2013
What is the full meaning of NIGERIA?
Jokes EtcAkpos by nnadychuks(op): 11:08am On Sep 12, 2013
One day two children were plucking oranges near a cemmetry and then they saw akpos comming. They both ran and jumped a fence. Two oranges fell from their baskets .
The little boys were sharing it among themselves 1 for you 1 for me. Akpos was passing when he heard them sharing, so ge thought that they were devil and God sharing bodies.
He ran as fast as he could and he told his pastor. Akpos' pastor and Akpos went there and was spying through the fence too. After the two boys finished sharing, one of them said what about those two at the fence.
FashionRe: Male Leggings With Photos (would You Rock It?) by nnadychuks(m): 8:14am On Sep 12, 2013
Gays leggins not male leggins....
Jokes EtcAkpos The Funny Taxi Driver by nnadychuks(op): 1:46pm On Sep 03, 2013
grin akpos was abgz ,mazghaocxghasjkwqtyx .aqyhqwiuazaqyztqiuzgqa bn3tqfgadqiuqvg when he nsaboiuagftzaafgzalkahgarqakabhgdskj e concern youhuh?aghaosagtyakiqgz gpoghkjsagaoab3u he ate hgatrzlkagh2yagfzllla.......... NOW DESCRIBE AKPOS IN OnE WORD
PoliticsRe: Forte Oil Eyes Off Shore Markets by nnadychuks(op): 1:18pm On Sep 03, 2013
nnady chuks: Forte oil plc has disclosed plans to expand its operation beyond the shores of nigeria to other west african countries.
The company also said that it has set strategies plans that will guarantee its ride to number one position as energy solution provider in sub-saharan Africa in the next two years.
Speaking at facts behind the figure presentation on the nigerian stock exchange, NCE, the managing director, forte oil, mr Akin Akinfemiwa, explained that already, the company has presence in ghana through APOG, its fully owned marketing subsidary,and it hoped to expand to countries like liberia,republic.
Akinfemiwa explained that the transformation agenda was hunged on three pillars, which include building a long term successful company, enhancing share holders' value through robust returns and boosting investors confidence.
According to him, ''the hall makers of our transformationstartegy includes strong corporate governance, business ethics, complaince and controls at all levels, coupled with enhanced safety, health and environment practices across our value chain.
He noted that forte oil also plans to diversity into refining and petrochemcals business, expansion into upstream oil and gas through participating in government bids round and diversitification of undeveloped fields from 10Cs, saying that all these will result in increased dividened year-on-year for the share holders.
He futher stated that to date, forte oil is the second best performing share in the NCE All share index and the best perfofming stock in oil and gas sub sector of the NCE.
The forte oil boss noted that the company recorded 63% increase in profit after tax to N1.39 billion from 855.64 million in 2012 for half year ended 30th june, 2013, while revenue for the same period rose by 21% to N59.69 billion as against N49.7 million in the same perion of 2012, attributing the increase in revenue to rise in supplies and depot expansion activities.
Forte oil is expected to take full control of power plant(Geregu power plant) on the 21st of september when the formal handling over ceremony will take place,'' it said.
PoliticsForte Oil Eyes Off Shore Markets by nnadychuks(op): 11:34am On Sep 02, 2013
Forte oil plc has disclosed plans to expand its operation beyond the shores of nigeria to other west african countries.
The company also said that it has set strategies plans that will guarantee its ride to number one position as energy solution provider in sub-saharan Africa in the next two years.
Speaking at facts behind the figure presentation on the nigerian stock exchange, NCE, the managing director, forte oil, mr Akin Akinfemiwa, explained that already, the company has presence in ghana through APOG, its fully owned marketing subsidary,and it hoped to expand to countries like liberia,republic.
Akinfemiwa explained that the transformation agenda was hunged on three pillars, which include building a long term successful company, enhancing share holders' value through robust returns and boosting investors confidence.
According to him, ''the hall makers of our transformationstartegy includes strong corporate governance, business ethics, complaince and controls at all levels, coupled with enhanced safety, health and environment practices across our value chain.
He noted that forte oil also plans to diversity into refining and petrochemcals business, expansion into upstream oil and gas through participating in government bids round and diversitification of undeveloped fields from 10Cs, saying that all these will result in increased dividened year-on-year for the share holders.
He futher stated that to date, forte oil is the second best performing share in the NCE All share index and the best perfofming stock in oil and gas sub sector of the NCE.
The forte oil boss noted that the company recorded 63% increase in profit after tax to N1.39 billion from 855.64 million in 2012 for half year ended 30th june, 2013, while revenue for the same period rose by 21% to N59.69 billion as against N49.7 million in the same perion of 2012, attributing the increase in revenue to rise in supplies and depot expansion activities.
Forte oil is expected to take full control of power plant(Geregu power plant) on the 21st of september when the formal handling over ceremony will take place,'' it said.
PoliticsRe: Okorocha Denies Legalising Abortion In Imo by nnadychuks(m): 10:37am On Sep 01, 2013
babadem2much: even if na true say he talk am n he denied wetin una go do am? who has nt sinned let him cast d first stone. May God 4giv us all
what if he was not caught and he killed your first son how will you feel?
Jokes EtcHow To Cure Stomach Ache And Rheumatism by nnadychuks(op): 4:07pm On Aug 31, 2013
THINGS YOU NEED:garlic (2). Ginger (9). Gamaline20 (1 full gallon). Dead batteries... HOW TO PREPARE: cut the garlic into 4 parts. Pound the ginger very well to make sure it is very smooth. Measure 1 cup of gamaline. Destroy the battery and add the black part(carbon). Mix all of them and boil for 45 minutes. HOW TO TAKE IT: take at least 2 spoons morning and night. Take it at least 3 days and u will see effect. NOTE: if you cannot take it yourself meet a specialist, or make sure you follow the procedures.
HealthRe: Fertility Clinics Buy Sperm From Lagosians For N50,000 by nnadychuks(m): 3:49pm On Aug 31, 2013
50,000 naira.... Very cost na plot of land?
CelebritiesRe: Beverly Osu Hospitalized For Ankle Injury by nnadychuks(m): 11:13am On Aug 30, 2013
nnady chuks: what is he saying?
GOD WILL FORGIVE IF SHE ASK FOR FORGIVENESS. THAT GIRL HAND NO CLEAN

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 (of 97 pages)