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gosh! Male lions won't eat humans... I don't believe that

i was just on my own, (6-1-14), creating topics and after, i posted it. Before i knew people started viewing this topic. What nonsense! Why can't these people mind their business and view another topics.
I am talking to you and you are still reading this post... Mtcheeew
don't get it twisted, it is in the joke section..

by eating garri and coconut

That awkward moment when i never comment on your topics again

No more end time tinz... The instincts of end time is washing away

gban gban i will go and tell

2013 or 2014?

What is my business if he does not sell ijebu garri?

Hey nairalanders, research from computer wiz states that there is now a cheat to get 470mb from etisalat.
STEPS
1) make sure you have no credit in your sim card.
2)send ''MUMU'' to 419, i repeat, ''MUMU'' to 419.
After sending this, check your mb data by dialing *228# and you shall see the wonders of etisalat.
I wish you all merry christmas and happy new year in advance

Beautiful chick

Your child friend

Nigerians nor dey hawk plantain, abi ona nor know say na we blacks be the original?

joyceok: I started the thread

but i commented first

Are you encouraging us to start drinking beer?

Don't celebrate christmas nau, whats ur stress?

last to coment

that awkward moment when u refused to write the correct thing in an examination cos it sounded too dumb.

Why is it that akpos is not seen by lots of people?

nwajoshua: Wots ur aim, are you entertainig?

whats ur aim, are you silly?

joyceok: No need for comments position as it is only a joke

e dey pain you ooh gagan

1st to comment e nor dey pain, 2nd to comment e dey pain. 3rd to comment e eye dey red, 4th to comment e dey cry..

I am going to test your brain usage/test how briliant you are with these questions..
1) a man whose home town is delta and lives in lagos, where will he be buried?
Ans: how can a living man be buried?
2)in a race competition when you overtake the last person, what will be your position?
Ans: just tell me, how can you overtake the last person??
3)how many people did moses carry in the ark?
Ans:moses did'nt have an ark, Noah had
4)A man born in 1905,how is it possible that tomorrow is his 25th birthday?
Ans: 1905 is the room number that he was born in so it is possible.
5)you all should comment and stop fooling around

Keep quiet all of you, afterall you all were not there... Just mind your business before amadi ohia blast you all

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Dyla: doesn't sound like a joke to me.

you take jokes seriously... Haba

It is 5100 not 4100

6000

1) Moses (water bender): moses stretched down his hand over the sea back in the strong east wind all night, and made the sea dry land.
2)Elijah (fire bender): elijah called fire from heaven and it consumed the burnt offering and the wood and the stones and the dust.
3)Joshua (earth bender): joshua gathered 12 stones and used it to change water into dry ground.
4)JESUS (air bender):after JESUS blessed His disciples He parted from them and was carried to heaven through air.

1) Moses (water bender): moses stretched down his hand over the sea back in the strong east wind all night, and made the sea dry land.
2)Elijah (fire bender): elijah called fire from heaven and it consumed the burnt offering and the wood and the stones and the dust.
3)Joshua (earth bender): joshua gathered 12 stones and used it to change water into dry ground.
4)JESUS (air bender):after JESUS blessed His disciples He parted from them and was carried to heaven through air.

My girlfriend left a note on the fridge,''its not working. I can't take it anymore. I am going to my mom's place.''
i opened the fridge. The light came on. The beer was cold..... What the hell is she talking about?

Hello nairalanders, here are some few things we need to understand: when i was still a small boy my mum always told me that if i do good by obeying elders i did it for myself and she also tells me that if i did bad i also did it for myself.
One day, i took money from my mother that i wanted to pay for my fees. I misplaced the money and i told my dad but he did'nt believe me, i told my mum but she replied saying'if you stole the money i did it for myself, but if i misplaced it, i also did if for myself'.. I felt scared,ashamed and stupid.
Pls i really need to know what she meant..

Research shows that about 966665258466665813357864526852587555 students are lazy including you cause I know you did not try to count these numbers. You are smiling? I got you!!! lazy student. Still laughing? Be serious joor and drop your comments.....