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Marytee2: Get well soon my dear,d sky is ur starting point. Let anyone who has no flaws condemn her when God has already forgiven her. Remain blessed girl because u are favoured.

what is he saying?

Injuries from what? Sex or what?

hahahahah it was so funny i forgot to laugh

A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out the test and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over the students all handed the test back in.
The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a$100 bill to his test with a note saying ''a dollar per point''
The next class the professor handed the text books out. This student got back his text and $64 changed

But we are all nigerians

This shovel is made from a very strong wrought iron. It was made in 1943 by abdulkareem. It was passed down from generation to generarion until this era of nairaland. It will be sold for just 750 naira @ a very cheap price with seven years guarantee. It is an opportunity of a lifetime.

U’re coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and u’re chewing gum.That’s a sign of disrespect! .
Man : Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or smoke. .
Father-In-Law : You mean u drink & smoke and u’re here to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage? .
Man : Sir I only drink & smoke when i go to the club. . Father-In-Law : U club too? .
Man : I’m sorry sir, I started club bing when i came out of prison.
Father-In-Law : U’ve also been in prison before? Oh my God! .
Man : Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed somebody!!. .
Father-In-Law : What!!! U’re a killer .
Man : Sir, It happened out of anger. It was a certain man that didn’t allow me to marry his daughter so i killed him. .
Father-In-Law : U are highly welcome my son. U are on the right track. U’re absolutely the right Man for my Daughter

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This guy is talking sense

A man at udu bridge in warri, delta state stole 3 baskets of garri 3 days ago, later this evening(9th august 2013 ) the man was caught by street boys that were investigating about the garri matter. He was beaten so hardly by those local boys near udu bridge. He was almost beaten to death before the bakasi intervened, he will face further purnishments when he recovers from hospital.

The best ways to reduce fat are: (1) avoid fatty foods like butter. Hmmmmm thats all

For me lionel messi no play any better thing this year, even ribery. I choose ronaldo instead, now that mourinho is out i think ronaldo shld put more effort for this new season.

poverty, e no go drink? He nor go eat? If he carry 1million enta better bar per month moni neva finish?

I hate bullies

miss uniben is the preetiest,make unable shine una eyes

Since 2003 ur dog is too old, and it will soon die.

may God have mercy,if this man who is a preacher could say this,where then would the followers go to

Good

those kano bombers, dem dey share their sense with their cow own? Why dem no just get sense?

the girl was really hungry, the nurse should have given her garri to eat na, what is this world turning into?

why naira land nor dey advertise better phones?

Advert without price, very useless advert

Why the guy paint him lips pink na,shuo??...make una see him lips for the first picture

Very good news,guys think they can cheat and get away with this,I support this girl wella..if all naija gals are to be like this,men go loyal

Those pants be like okrika pants from udu bridge.

They wear jeans without pants because jeans is not transparent unlike tight that everyone will know that they did not wear pants.

No 3g, no java, what kind of shit is that?

Well even though she has lost her place in nollywood,she still has not lost her place as the hottest in nairaland,ride on toto nothing do you

Poster swear say u no know say na tools get shape pass,just swear

D Lioness: Foolish man. No doubt he is a gay hmslf.

abeg u and pope who foolish pass

What are these people saying sef,what do u want the pope to do to gays wipe them from the face of the earth eh,sick people and their evil mind...we all are sinners so lets live and let live afterall each sin has its own reward and the truth is that some of u condemning the pope are worse than gays