ovokooo:
A first time visitor stranded in Nigeria after an Uber driver stole her passport and over 1 million Naira in Lagos.

Source: http://ovoko.com.ng/ubwr-drivers-steals-passport-1-million-dollars-foreigner-lagos-pictured/

And you're still smiling.. SMH

GODAKPAN:
"You are sleeping wen ur life & business is in danger. Very soon we go see if the police, dss & soldiers can protect you 4 dis Eket." That was the message I got this morning from +233561810969. Anybody wey fit decode the message fit inbox me. Meanwhile if you are the sender, learn to communicate as you failed to pass a single message here and if it was in error, be humble enough to say so. Am waiting for the apology.

A friend of mine also got this text message.. what's the way forward please?? 08033636094

demelza: I guess anytime he hears the president talking from ABJ, his response will be "Broke people from broke states think they have an opinion"

...Screw yo man,is abj a state We talking money here u talkin bullshit

ifeanyi_ja: Message from ASUU President

Dear Comrades, As the struggle to save Nigerian University system is being pursued, I'll like to salute all our members for their resoluteness in ensuring that the 2009 ASUU/Government Agreement is implemented in accordance with the Roadmap defined by the 2012 MoU. We believe very strongly that the rot and decay in the University System is not only arrestable but also reversible. We believe even more strongly that, the key to turning round the University System lies in the sincere implementation of the
Agreement.

What government has so far been doing is no more than a repeat performance of a one- act-play: all the deceptions, propaganda, lies, mischiefs and such other Shenanigans were tried by previous Governments,
including Military Juntas, but our resolve to save the University System and our Country remained unwaivered.

We will continue to carry the banner of this struggle to its logical conclusion. I urge all our members to maintain the spirit of camaraderie and remain
firmly resolute in ensuring that our patriotic struggle succeeds. United we Bargain, Divided we
Beg!

www.ASUU-ng.org/

hahaha,ASUU are just complicatin matters and it seems the govt don't wanna talk abt them again..Assu have made me forget the name of my school,somebody should remind me please

Larryfly: I dnt kno what to say........nairaland should be d blog with the highest numbervof two quotes


'first to comment'


and





'end time tinz'

na everytin be end time? Na woa to u ooo

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mrkels:
The nigerian must be a lucky convict

mrkels:
The nigerian must be a lucky convict

u can say that again. . . .

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sogoisrael: This happened @ A̶̲̥̅ convent!
Sister A̶̲̥̅ : father 4giv ♍ƺ I av sinned
Father: what did U̶̲̥̅̊ D̶̲̥̅̊Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡?
Sister A̶̲̥̅ : I saw A̶̲̥̅ man's penis
Father: argh go say 10 hail mary Ãήϑ wash uя eyes I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ d water basin.
Soon after that sister B came
Sis B: 4giv ♍ƺ father I av sinned
Father: w@ did U̶̲̥̅̊ D̶̲̥̅̊Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡?
Sister B: I touched A̶̲̥̅ man's penis
Father: what!!! Go Ãήϑ say 20 hail mary Ãήϑ wash uя hand I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ d basin.
Not long from den, dier was A̶̲̥̅ fyt upstairs Ãήϑ father got there, sister C Ãήϑ sister D were arguing
Father: what happened?
Sisteer C: father, dier ȋ̝̊̅§ no way I will wash my mouth I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ d@ water wier she washed her ass already!

not that funny man,try explain better. . .

sogoisrael: This happened @ A̶̲̥̅ convent!
Sister A̶̲̥̅ : father 4giv ♍ƺ I av sinned
Father: what did U̶̲̥̅̊ D̶̲̥̅̊Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡?
Sister A̶̲̥̅ : I saw A̶̲̥̅ man's penis
Father: argh go say 10 hail mary Ãήϑ wash uя eyes I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ d water basin.
Soon after that sister B came
Sis B: 4giv ♍ƺ father I av sinned
Father: w@ did U̶̲̥̅̊ D̶̲̥̅̊Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡?
Sister B: I touched A̶̲̥̅ man's penis
Father: what!!! Go Ãήϑ say 20 hail mary Ãήϑ wash uя hand I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ d basin.
Not long from den, dier was A̶̲̥̅ fyt upstairs Ãήϑ father got there, sister C Ãήϑ sister D were arguing
Father: what happened?
Sisteer C: father, dier ȋ̝̊̅§ no way I will wash my mouth I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ d@ water wier she washed her ass already!

not that funny man,try explain better. . .

cindel07: http://www.playmesomething.com/music/item/1570-album-review-invasion-p-square-download-the-album

The wait is over as the coolest twins in Naija drops their album INVASION. P-Square yet again did not disappoint the fans. A very nice album.

The 14 track album kicked off with BEAUTIFUL ONYINYE, something similar to No One Be Like You. Tight chorus, love the eyeh eyeh part in the hook. Cool track for the wedding parties.

The second track set the tempo higher with CHOP MY MONEY ft. MayD. Seems to me like the first techno based jam from P Square. The song was produced by Flip-Tyce, love the way he africanized the techno beat with local drum line.

ASAMKPOKOTO is the third track, at first hearing I felt it was another Samklef thing. Thats suppose to be a sexy name for a lady sha, just in case you missed the idea of the kpakoness in the name.

Next on line drives the album to the dance floor with DO AS I DO ft. Tiwa Savage and MayD. I suspect this as a pick for a Video Shot. Yet another club banger.

The fifth track needs less review, its been every where. FOREVER gave the guys some new toasting lines for babes as P Square presented another danceable love track.

Whats a P Square album without a reggae track on it? A story always sounds good on dem reggae vibes, they did that with the album's sixth track ME AND MY BROTHER. Jah bless dem Rude Bois.

JEJE raised back the tempo with their "always guest appearing artist" Waje. Techno beats seems the in thing for now, two of it in an album no be bad thing. lol

In everything, give thanks to God, that played out on the 8th track BUNIEYA ENU. They gave us something to dance about while thanking God.

Track nine, OLE BURUKU. A song about heartbreak. Slow jam, nice chorus, nice beat. A little pops on the vocals (but thats only for producers like me to notice).

It has always been a trade mark for P Square to supply stage dancers with Break DanceHall songs, they offered that on 10th track PLAYER. Get your dancing shoes, its dancing time.

P Square features Naeto C on the 11th track SHE'S HOT. The slow tempo song left the Msc rapper flowing good all through the verse.

FIRE track 12 didnt sound like the regular P Square. It had some different fugi swag on the delivery. I stand to be corrected on this one. It has the beat to make a dance floor go crazy.

The third techno song of the album came on the 13th track with ANYTHING. Naija people fear not, P Square has just extended the dancehall songs for the Djs.

Them Rude Girls killed it on the final track SHAKE IT DOWN LOW. Muna and Eva took and accurate rap fist swing on the song, and menh, they murdered the "Street Dance Beat" like ill.

GRAB YOU COPY IN THE STORES NOW.

Click To Download The Album

http://www.playmesomething.com/music/item/1570-album-review-invasion-p-square-download-the-album

[color=#990000][/color] Nice One there. . .Are U using 2go?

amosy007: Jude Okoye has stated the reason why his brothers, Peter and Paul Okoye, P Square, recently acquired a private jet : It is to travel around in style and to meet up with our busy schedules.


P square
In a brief phone chat with R from Johannesburg, Jude said the duo had been busy shooting commercials and working hard on their next album.

“We shall be here till next month. As already tweeted, we thank our fans for being there for us.”

One of their tweets recently gave the duo out about their new acquisition. “Jetting privately....thanks to God and the fans. You all made it possible. Baba God done settle us...I no go lie. Just included on our list...that very list......shhhhhh,” Peter tweeted few hours ago.

According to information, the award winning twins recently paid an Arabian several millions of dollars to pick this private airbus.

P-Square top the list of privileged few of Nigeria’s new generation of musicians who are making money from music. With landed properties in Jos, Port Harcourt and their newly built Lagos mansion, it’s no doubt that the dynamic duo are living large.





http://www.tribune.com.ng/sun/razzmatazz/7386-why-we-bought-private-jet-p-square

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doyindav:

Baba u be calm...they cant try it..when they are not mad. Errytin is packaging!! 2 of them gan cannot even buy birdman's buggati.
Am sure they prolly have a deal to be using they jet maybe once in 6months or sum lyk dat.