₦airaland Forum

Les:
Make i include... So many years ago, when i was still small, we never had light for so many many years, one night like that, i was gisting with my circle of friends when one of them said with confidence... 'At the count of 3, Nepa will bring light, 1.....2......3... Before God and man, light was restored for the first time in years immediately he counted 3. Coincidentally, this is the first time i'm talking about it since a decade + it happened. too shocked till now. Well, that was my friend and neighbour, if i narrate my own, seun will definitely become a christian. Sometimes i doubt if i'm a human at all..

tell us joor

Joel3:
hey friend. The truth is not every thing just pray can do. I have been there fore. There are things you just use simple formula to solve rather than praying and complicating the all thing. some times prayer do worst issues and The more you pray the more attacks. You are sending fire to them well just wait for their reply. sure they will revenge that why some issues get worst after fire fire prayer

I'm beginning to suspect that you are one of them or you are even behind her problem. how can you dare say ......SOMETIMES PRAYER DO WORSEN ISSUES...THE TRUTH IS THAT NOT EVERYTHING PRAYER CAN DO....THE MORE YOU PRAY THE MORE ATTACKS. Jesus said MEN SHOULD ALWAYS PRAY AND NOT FAINT. then you are here saying ........ simple formulas to solve. with all due respect sir, please Dont be a false teacher and advise her wrongly. in this case of hers SHE NEEDS SERIOUS PRAYERS. PRAYER IS THE MASTER KEY.

toshodei:
I have an app that once you register and download it to your device, it will register your device to my account. From then on when you download certain websites, it will keep a count and every month you'll get paid, depending on how many valid webpages you have downloaded.

Oya drop the full details na. like link to download the app e.t.c. how do u pay, e.t.c

blairbrook:
hello house,I received a call to attend bootcamp on monday. I have question though..I'm in my final yr in school hope this wont be a problem?

thank God for you. did u attempt the online assessment? what did u get. congrats.

toshodei:
Im looking for people who will be interested in downloading webpages to their phone or computer (ANY KIND OF PHONE OR COMPUTER) . For each webpage they download to their phone or computer, they will get paid 25 kobo per page. Who will be interesed in this job?

I am. but how will you verify the no of web pages I download . how will you know? explain in details what it is all about so people will take your offer seriously.

SUBMARINE:
Don't worry

G= God

E= Elected

J= Jonathan


Can't be defeated


Jonathan's good luck sent Ebola packing

but it could also mean
G= goodbye

E= ebele

J= Jonathan.

so Dont be too sure OK.?

SUBMARINE:
Don't worry

G= God

E= Elected

J= Jonathan


Can't be defeated


Jonathan's good luck sent Ebola packing

but it could also mean goodbye ebele Jonathan. so Dont be too sure OK.?

kweenkong:
Very lovely thread and i follow it everyday. I had a dream that has been troubling my spirit for a while. Less than a week after my marriage i had two dreams on different days .
1) i was among a group of people and was totally naked but i felt shame.
2) the other dream was my hair been shaved.

From my little understanding i know this are signs of shame but since then i have been having like a spiritual block. Prayer feels dull and lifeless and dreams nnot making sense anymore.

dear ma. its with regret that I inform you that the enemy wants to bring shame to you and REMOVE YOUR GLORY. BIBLE SAYS THAT A MAN IS THE CROWN OR GLORY OR COVERING OF A WOMAN. I believe this dreams are signs from God about wat the enemy is doing to you ( it seems that it has already began because the first place the enemy attacks a Christian is the prayer life which you've already said feels dull)
they are in stage 1 of the attack. stage 2 will be the most deadly. I beg you, I urge you, I advise you to start praying immediately you read this post. can you locate a mountain of fire church around you? if you can't then start praying against every anti marriage sorrow fired into your marriage and bind every power assigned against your glory and marriage.

Augustbreak:
Thanks but I'm so discouraged now.This is the second time we are being robbed though in different places.We pray daily on our family alter.Now I don't even know what to pray about..

Eya. sorry ma. it can really hurt wen one gets rob. its OK to feel this way....after all we are all humans. I suggest that you identify the weak link that enabled them enter your home. if its the door, perhaps a stronger door or bulgary proof will be better. if you believe its someone within the neighbour the. it might be a good idea to leave someone that you trust in ur home wen the family wants to travel (like a close relative, to scare the burglars) or employ a security man (if you can afford it). Also during prayers ask God to send hid angels to watch over the home. IT REAKKY WORKS. I tell you the truth if you see the punishment that will come to the person that robbed you. you will feel sorry for the person. a pain on the child of God is pain on God himself. its well. this pain will pass. cheer up.

Augustbreak:
@Joel,thankss but let me tell you what I want to know..We travelled home for Christmas only to come back to meet our house broken into.and some of our properties gone.I've been very angry not for what was stolen.My hubby just came back from UK on holds few weeks before this incidence.And the manner which my room was ransacked I know they were looking for something.I know it will be people around us.My hubby will be going back next week and I'll be here with my kids.I'm really curious. police will do nothing,they will keep extorting money from u.Thnks

my dear I know how you feel and I sympathized with you. but wisdom says the best thing for you to do is to hand it over to God in prayer and do ur part by re fortifying your home. if the prophet even tells or points out the people, will you arrest them based on that ground? pls just leave it to the hands of God and stop running around looking for seers so you Dont get extorted or into more griefs. Revenge is mine saith the Lord

guys and girls how far? hasn't any one gone for the online assessment? na una dey shout since say make them start another boot camp o. now una no won go register abi? there is God

Joel3:
can someone interpret this dream. It has been giving me a hard time. I dreamt it 1st of january this year.

Bamboo stick.

I saw a bamboo stick that is already cut off for long and suppose to be dried. But start to green and fresh on all it edges. its start to produce new growth on all it body. Like numerous branches about to bring out from all over it. I was confuse while looking at it because bamboo doesn't germinate from it stem just like that.

I thought to my self to put it on soil so that it can germinate properly. I pick up the bamboo and hold it on my palm while looking at it cleanly and then I woke up.

first of all before I try to interpret your dream with the little knowledge God has given me note that only God gives correct and perfect interpretation of dreams . so after the little I have written still go back to meet God in prayer to explain more.

1. you had the dream in the beginning of the year. this indicates that God has planned or decided to do this in your life this year.. its like his budget for your life this year. remember that government and companies have what is called budget where they present what they want to do for the year? This is Gods budget. you.

2. your dream is a dream of PS 126, PS 113 vs 7-8 ( pls continue reading and prophesying this scriptures I to your life). God has decided to do AN IMPOSSIBLE THING IN YOUR LIFE THAT WILL SURPRISE EVERYONE. A BIG MIRACLE IS ON ITS WAY. God has planned to restore you . God wants to bless you in a way that people will be surprised. God has also decided to use you as a source of blessing to bless other people.

3. You have to continue to be steadfast in serving God ( I presume you are a Christian) are you?

please remember like I said dreams interpretation belongs to God alone Dan 2 : 27-29. Dont completely take what I say without seeking his face.. God has given you undeserved grace and favour. WHAT AN AWESOME GOD .

SuperMartins:
Very true..Our dogs also know who the tough 1 is in d house and always stay away until recently when i started caring for them again,they now come really close but smtimes,they still withdraw but i play with them more now..Animals dream,listen etc..its jxt dat we humans av higher intellects.. They even sense things b4 we do..

very true. I hope we are all aware that whenever there is earthquakes or natural disasters the only casualties are human beings and not animals. animals have ths ability to sense natural disasters. they see angels and the supernatural too....that's y Balaams donkey in the bible saw an angel. even the so called prophet didn't see. God even has a place for angels in the new world. the bible says that little children will play with dangerous snakes, lions will eat grass. bible even says a wicked man maltreats his animals. God loved ALL animals. even snakes, bat, cat, dog etc. its only the devil that is polluting them. one day in the new world we will all be in harmony with animals. no more eating of animals (dogs). calabar brothers Pls forgive me. lol

NaijaSky:
hi,
does anyone know how i can create hyperlink within Nigeria map similar to the one at www.naijatowns.com
each state is hyperlinked to individual state within the nigeria map @ www.naijatowwns.com.
thanks
isaac

very simple . if you have Dreamweaver once you click the image of the Nigerian maps and the image properties like height, width, SRC etc comes up, on the left hand corner you will see something called hotspot. it has polygon and rectangular hotspot. click the one that u want. once you click it, carry ur cursor back to the image and map out each state. you do this by clicking the edges of the particular state edges. when you have finish you will see a place on the properties of the image called URL. just type the URL you want that state to go too. do this for all the States. that's all. contact me in case you get lost.

donkelz:
My cousin just told me few minutes ago that she was raped on 26th December, last year by a male childhood friend that she went visiting.

She was a virgin and she's traumatized by the incidence. Am the only one that she's told about it and am short of words because;

#1 Its almost two weeks it occurred, without anyone being aware;

#2 She bathed and washed the clothes she wore during the incidence because it was bloody, thereby wiping off every evidence;

#3 She's missed her period, which means she is/might be pregnant;

#4 She's thinking of killing the baby or herself to avoid the shame and

#5 She's the only child.

Nairalanders, please I need honest advice, am so sad and dumbfounded about this tragedy.

N:B Mods please frontpage, I need urgent solutions, advices and recommendations fast!

please with immediate effect tell this story to her parents. let counselling and 24 hours watch be placed on her. she has started feeling suicidal and its a very dangerous thing. I suggest u do so NOW. (inform her parents)

Factor160:
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please I'm interested. second to beg.

javijabor1:
Why not use AdSense? Find info on chikita here : http://coolmediablog.com/what-is-the-best-alternative-to-google-adsense/

o boy Google no gree give me AdSense o. na so I say make I kuku ma go another side. shey if u toasts babe she no gree u no go go meet another babe?

hello guys. please I need some advice. I just signed up to chitika and I'm wondering if its a good advert publishing choice. also they said they will pay by check. is that hard to process? please I really need some advice . thanks a lot

ebuetor:
Talking about listening to your angel is this real story, narrated by a woman in the united states,here goes, ''Always listen to your guardian angel! One morning as I woke up I heard a voice saying over and over don't get on the boat, don't
get on the boat. So I told my husband about it. That day we were going boating with a friend who was bringing another friend that we had not met yet with their own boat as well. However at the end of the day after not getting on any of the boats, my friend talked me and my husband into getting on the boat for just a ride only. We gave in and went. While they were pulling a tuber in a double tube, the new ski rope, snapped. t snapped because the tuber had fell off the tube, the tube
submerged and held fast in the water, and the boat driver who had been drinking continued to drive the boat at over 30 mph even after we repeatedly yelled at him to stop. The first of the two gun shot sounds were when the rope snapped and the second one, when it hit me in the head. It knocked me out
and cause great bodily injury to me. I am disabled now due to what happened. I wish I had listened to my guardian angel.
The list goes on and on, people dont know they hav angels that watch over them, but what they dont know is that, just like any other form of relationship strenghten or weakens, is the way our close contact, with the supernatural being, also is either strenghtened or weakened.

so true bro. one morning around 8 or 9 I started praying but was feeling drowsy. as I laid to sleep I heard the voice of a man ( I was alone in my room of course). no voice on earth was as Sweet as his own. it was melodious. he spoke with so much love and concern in his voice. he called my named tenderly and say pray, pray. his voice shocked me cos I wasn't expecting it. another time after I had done night prayers, I had a dream. my angel came to me. he came with a white board and was teaching me so many spiritual things. the board appeared to have a video screen in it. he was so confident, loving and muscular. that was one of the best dreams I ever had..
not seeing your angel doesn't mean God doesn't live u or u don't have. many times its based on the level or spiritual maturity of the person. but 100% it is also subject to the will or permission of God BECAUSE NO ANGEL OF GOD WILL SPEAK OR APPEAR TO A HUMAN BEING WITHOUT PERMISSION FROM GOD. GOD LOVES EACH OF US SO MUCH. HE GAVE US OUR OWN BODYGUARDS. AWESOME GOD.

try www.kizzlearena.com. very mobile friendly, nice graphic colours etc. web forum, jokes, news, sports etc

scam or hoax or illegal activity deceted. it company that needs over 200 staffs. you be second Google? everyone pls stay off o.

Tizak:
Lol @Op

You do raise some valid points tho



If you already have a bulk SMS provider, find out if they have a gateway API. They will usually have a guide on integrating it with PHP and other languages.

Cheers and Happy New Year.

oh OK. thanks bro. HNY

Sweetaura:
Happy New Year to all nairalanders home and abroad

i just bought a domain name and hosting plan on philmorehost.com in which in intend
to open a forum.since yesterday, i have trying to locate the cpanel
in which i can instal smf and all to no avail.

i need someone who can help me instal smf and make the web functional,
any assistance will be appreciated
thanks.

to locate ur cpanel type the full URL of your website and add ' /cpanel' to it. that is if ur URL is www.SMF.com type www.SMF.com/cpanel. it will take you to a mace where you can put the username and password you were given when you bought the host. contains t me via wassap on 08164220091. I'll help u. can't type on NFL Becos I'm on mobile.

roaringlamb01:
u r welcome...
I have never tried sending the details of a contact form to my phone via sms, I believe you are talking about sms right?
It should be something that can be fixed through php, and you would definitely need to be linked with an online sms service for that.
If you are using any of the CMS, there should be a plug in for that sort of thing. try something like SEContactform

OK. thanks bro. I'm even researching on the idea too now. God bless u for dropping that idea in my mind. cheers

barristerMDGs:
Its like you are the one.

He only gave me a number to someone and I had a lot of bonus so I made the call.
I was expecting the other guy to be skilled but he was less than a learner.

Send me your CV, NYSC discharge certificate ans TWO COPIES of YOUR RECENT PASSPORT PHOTOGRAPH TO MY E-MAIL .

I said what! Did he copy what was on the vacancy advert or was he sleeping when he typed that.

I advise you to stop contacting them even of you have excess credit o. you might be thinking ur smarter than them until.... he that thinketh he standeth take heed lest he falls o.

roaringlamb01:

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From my experience, I have come to realize that trust is a very important of any business and the partners in whatever business it might be.
There is general distrust in "web designer" ("web developer", as many people like to think they are so different). You only have to read through the web section on here on Nairaland to understand what I am saying. Some argue that, there are poor designers, quark if you like. Other say the charges are too high... and that is because of the varying prices in development among these "designers"... And that is funny because, just now, I saw someone give a "so-called" xmas promo of N10,000...

I was like "what the hell?" Would anyone really patronize this guy? If yes, then the client shouldn't expect any quality stuff from them. Really, tis just a rip off... But trust me, clients will still fall for it. why? Well, Nigerians like cheaper things...

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Designing a web site isn't a small thing... But no prospective clients wants to hear that. Results is all they are after and of course, we understand that. But you must understand that every web site is different. One guy, an interior decorator (a Nigerian abroad,maybe twas more expensive over there. lol) sent me a mail with a link to a site and said to "copy" it exactly... I have met some interesting people.
Now, that doesn't sound cool... You can't just copy another site... I don't do it. You can maybe copy the concepts and ideas. Yes! both not like for like. Tis just wrong. (pls feel free to share whatever weird requests any clients have asked for).

Also, you must understand the difference between all the grammar that everyone says about dynamic website, static, e-commerce, content managment systems (CMS), wordpress, joomla and all those other big big grammar... Some are just the same.
Plus, we can easily spot when you just read up stuff on the internet and don't really know what you are saying or mean.

Another person sent me a mail and asked for my pin. While chatting, he said he wanted a "dynamic website". I thought nothing to it, I just believed he knew what he might. He paid half two days later to begin the job. Two weeks later, after hosting his site, he saw it and pinned to say it wasn't "dynamic" enough. Boy was i glad he wasn't on my side of the phone. Because, I was first shocked before I laughed(forgive me).
So, i asked him for what he understand that word to me. He didn't have a clear answer, just that it wasn't dynamic enough. Thank God for wisdom...

See, every site is different. When you pay N10,000 for a website you are getting the "popular static web site" (which, I can never really understand. as even static web sites aren't even worth the trouble. Plus I absolutely don't see the monetary gain in it. Maybe, there is something I don't know on the streets).

Static site are just plain websites... empty... ugly... boring... to put it mildly. No one, in this century, wants that.

Dynamic websites is just a term, to me though. If it isn't static than it is dynamic. The rest is bobo.

But if you run off thinking something else... Know that, dynamic sites vary in functionality... Hence, attract different fees.
You can compare sites like Jumia to Nairaland, for example. The functions are different. Jumia has shopping carts, MasterCards or let me call it payment gateways build into it... Nairaland doesn't. Both they both have databases, a basic for dynamic sites.

It is good to ask question from your prospective designers, and try to understand them. Tis the surest to really pick out who knows his stuff.
Our portfolios help, but isn't the surest way. Try to meet them (us) in person. Although, my last two were through the phone and via e-mail...
Try to establish terms of business. like how much upfront, how much at what stage, try to explain what you want, your designer will do the necessary things... mailing list, contact form linked straight to your phone, clean navigation... and so forth. Depending on the functionality of the site you desire...

What are Wordpress, Joomla, Drupal, Magneto (or whatever)... they are just the same.
They are backend systems, popularly called "content management systems". And they are based on individual preferences... I love wordpress, simply because i have been following their development over the years...
Quickly, a CMS is a software installed on a web server with an admin login page for you to write and create posts, pages, menus, update commercial item sales... All by yourself (although, tis still tricky. you might need a few months to get adjusting to it).
Normally without it, for any adjustments or updates, you must call your web developer... He has to go back to the web server to upload these files or update the databases... More money for us! It is what many people do now, it is easier for both parties. Although, it still involves a good knowledge of php...

what about marketing strategies? Or traffic building?

As simple as these words look, they are the most important part of any web site, be it a blog or online market.
For example, I am not sure if you are familiar with what Konga.com looked like a few years ago... Pretty ugly, no offense. But that didn't stop them from marketing... they built in their traffic... now, the site has been redesigned... an traffic remains the same.
You must sit down with your developer and plan... Web design isn't a joke...
I developed one for my friend's wife a few months after they had their first child (i call her my inLaw. lol. she will nearly kill me when she reads this)... www.diaryofanewmum.com a simple website with a short and long term goals. Today, i received the stats concerning her site (i always keep track of my sites, behind my clients)...
Launched October 1, she has had 4,700 views from 47 countries in all... including places like india, Germany, Kazahstan and Russia. Which is really interesting because she didn't do much in November.



I hope I have been able to help both sides... You are free to ask any questions and easy with the criticisms. Please. I know you guys.

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You could also send me an email address at mayority11@gmail.com or pay a visit to my site, www.tha247webguy.com

nice write up. you so nailed the hammer on the head. I learnt so much thanks. but I want to ask something is i5 really possible to send from contact form to a phone. pls can you educate me more on how to achieve this pls. thanks

barristerMDGs:
Please O People.
I don't know what kind of friend I have.
To try his luck in his new job of defrauding people, he chose me to be his first victim even when he knew I am aware of language, email and phone number.
Is this not a mark of dullness.

Anyway, if I want to work for shell, I know their recruitment website and the procedure for application.

For now, I have to play along in your stupid plan with my bonus airtime until you realise you are just as foolish as your plan.

Enjoy you moment of failure.

haaaaaa. what happen? he sent u a fake job vacancy for shell?

Sirphrank:
If you can, I'd love. Thank you.

oh you wanted a free....? Lol. if you want free why don't u go to 000host. search for them on Google. they give free domain (sub domain sha) and free hosting. I thought initially u wanted to buy from me

Sirphrank:
You've got to be hardworking, patient, and capable of pulling traffic.

Pulling traffic; what is a news if no one knows about it? If it's not trending? Same with a website. When no one know your website exist, then it has no worth. When you get your website, you've got to get people to know it! I'm not a traficc pro, but I know some ways;

-Create a fb page for your website and invite your friends to like it, urge them to invite their pals

-Create a twitter handle for the website and try gather followers, and do make considerable amount of tweets daily linking to your website.

-Create laudable posts on other popular websites and add your link if that won't upset the site owner to get backlinks.

-Pay for adverts. You can try adverstion on fb, or nairaland, if you've got the fund.



You've got to be patience as your traffic builds up, now pulling traffic is not just enough, being a young website, you've got to make visitors like it, how? You've got to be hardworking, posting at least 10 or more well layed out articles a day should do the trick in at most 5months, it will create the opinion of "if I visit the website, I'm in for a swell time!" in the mind of your website users, when that happens, Jackpot! Your traffic will start building itself, imcubent users will invite more fellows. And that's when you start earning, you've got to look professional to earn, hence the need for a top level domain name e.g .com, .net, .biz, .info .

To earn, which by now you're eligible for can be via either of this ways;

-Selling services : are you a website designer? Then it's time to put adverts about it on your website, write a lucid article on it and have it stick to the homepage, data reselling or any other, do the same.

-Publishing: to build your site you've bought adverts, now it's time you sell it, offer adverts spaces at resonable amounts that correlates with your traffic rate. Take ideas on ways to advertise from the PROs, your site is a blog, take ideas from ogbongeblog ... Your site is a forum? Take ideas from nairaland...

By now, you should be making money online the right way.

I need a .com or .info domain name, if you can help in any way to meet this need, please quote me. Thank you.

I can help u get one. do u need hosting too with it

Tassembly:
you need a forum like this

http://.com/pc-free-browsing-codes-and-tips/browse-on-pc-android-wit-n100-mtn-bis-nightplan'no-tunnel-subscription-needed/

to make huge on infolinks, you need huge traffic, having tested adsense and others on 3 of my forum, i found infolinks the best among them ,i get reasonable earnings monthly. since then,i have removed adsense coz its the worst i have ever used with low earnings, only traffic that count for adsense are the usa and europe traffic which are hard to get most time,i get my infolink earnings through atm,i have the infolinks mastercard so i withdraw anywhere every month,it works anywhere in the world. but like i said, if you have site that pull lets say 38k traffic daily, you will get like 25dollars or more daily from infolinks

thanks so much sir. I appreciate. the next question is.....how to get such traffick. any ideas?

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