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Adwexky:
Hello Webmasters
I regard you all, I need a guide or information on how to own an independent bulk sms site. This goal as be conceived for a very long time but all the information I lay my hands and set my eyes on are not explicit and satisfactory. I really need the help of webmaster or any experienced individual in regards to this objective any assistance or guidance provided would be highly cherished.

**Waiting For You Help**

Thanks
cc: Guyandriod, Jidetheblogger

just contact me via wassap on 08164220091. I'll show you how you can set up on ur own reseller account via my company. free 5,000 naira worth of units are given to resellers on smscradle.com

AkProsper:
Pls In An Ordinary Man Term.
Xplain What Bulk Sms Is All About.

simply put its a way of people sending lots of text messages at once to various people. companies , churches, individuals abt to do wedding, birthday etc use it a lot. the profit is very much.. my company can help u set up Urs and teach you how to increase profits. just contact me via wassap on 08164220091.. smscradle.com

vanberckry:
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tnx alot, nw my hope is higher,
pls boss, which provider dd u recomend?
Still learning...

contact me on 08164220091 via wassap. my provider gives free 5,000 naira worth of units after you set up reseller with us. smscradle.com

hey guys...this is to introduce you to one of the fastest and reliable SMS providers in the country......smscradle.com. SMS are charged at 1 naira per unit. resellers can be set up easily and quickly and SMS will be sold to them at 0.80k. just contact 1 on wassap. you'll be glad you did.

paranorman:
i think i'v had series of dreams about my ex and the dreams are either confusing or bad. I DIDN'T have sex with her throughout the spell of the relationship. In the dreams, we are not in talking terms, we do no talk; we just look at ourselves and that's all. She's doesnt do anything to me(perpetuating evil acts or so), neither do I to her. She's just there in the dream in certian scenes while i experience the happenings in the dream.
(real life here)We never really brokeup anyway, we just stopped contacting each other. So i though that must have bn the reason i kept seeing her in my dreams. On sunday afternoon, had this dream with her in it again but in it, we'r trying to make up. The dream was to me, not good(so i think). So i chatted with her and broke things up with her 'officially'.
What do you think?

I think you did perfectly good. just watch ur dreams carefully from now on sha. I believe the agreement BTW u and her should break everything.....but just be observant for a while. I'm sure it should cease but if it doesn't.......then we need to pray about it. but I'm positive that that step should suffice. God bless you bro

paranorman:
what's this soul-tie of a thing?

its a spiritual concept that ties or join two or more people together. that tie binds them together in a way that what affects one affects the other. e.g if a man with two demons sleep with a lady with no demon,a spiritual transaction takes place. demons from the guy jumps over to the lady. originally it was meant by God to be for only husbands and wife (through sex and marriage). thats y the Bible says the two shall become one, but once unmarried people started sleeping with each other. this soul tie binds emotions of the victims together . that's why MANY MARRIED PEOPLE STILL FIND THEMSELVES DREAMING OR THINKING OF THEIR EX RELATIONSHIPS OR SEXUAL PARTNERS. just look for books on the subject. God bless

ifyalways:
@OP,what do YOU want or you don't have a say? Its distasteful that your husband will keep his unemployed ass at home but encourage you to go for a DC just so you can keep your job. I expect him to focus on getting a job!

Anyways,your body,your decision but if you must have an abortion,make sure to use a certified and qualified doctor/hospital. Start a child spacing/birth control program asap.

I read ur signature about love and loving ur baby and I smiled. then I read ur second paragraph where u said if the op wants to .........DO AN ABORTION, SHE SHOULD MAKE SURE TO USE A CERTIFIED AND QUALIFIED DOCTOR/HOSPITAL. Then I became confused.
anyway @op children are the heritage of the Lord and the fruit of the womb is his reward. trust in the Lord with all ur heart and lean not on ur own understanding. in all ur ways acknowledge him and he shall direct ur paths. trust God. he will see u through. amen

HOPEBLANK:
Since I have no one to talk to,let me come up here n type out my heart.

woke up this morning ...switched on my phone and saw a message from someone I cherished in d family . Someone i respect and i cant look to d face n speak back at...that SMS made me look like a total LOOSER.
lost my job some years ago and getting another has been hell. tried my hands on diff petty trades but nothing to write home about.
can't even take care of my kids,had to hang them around,am even tagged a beggar by my own family.
went to meet some bricklayers to allow do DT menial job of carryg cement or blocks and am told"madam you can't do this job", tried to go for sugar daddy things but my religion moral wouldn't allow me.
my younger ones see me as an elderly one who has lost value before them.
the thought of the money rit...al thing came into mind"something speaks in me...do it,at least you would be able to take care of ur children... but fear of d unknown....so I dare not

in tears I sleep,in tears I awake,Lord I just need Your mercy. AM I REALLY A LOSER
WHAT IS IT AM DOING WRONG?I KNOW AM NOT PERFECT BUT GOD I NEED YOUR HELP NOW. I REALLY NEED YOUR HELP NOW,NOT TOMMORROW BUT NOW. I KNOW YOU ARE UP THERE.YOU HEAR ME,YOU SEE ME AS I AM..PLEASE RESCUE ME

its well ma. a lot of people are going through even much more worse issues than you. are you a Christian? I suggest you read the whole book of job. job went through what your going through..... even more. but I want you to know that God really loves you and he is working out something for you. its all a test and ur going to pull through victoriously. remember s teacher is always silent during a test in a class.

Charlesdonald:
Pay attention! Jigawa State governor, Sule Lamido
(right) appears to be playfully telling Governor Rotimi
Amaechi of Rivers State, during the National Council
of State meeting, held at the Presidential Villa in
Abuja, yesterday.

to me he is saying....amaechi, amaechi this boy. you no dey hear word abi. now u don make the umbrella people to get sleepless night. well.... well done, I like that.
meanwhile amaechi is smiling like a 5 year old whose parents are praising him. amaechi is saying, godfather d godfather. Wetin I go do na. pikin way say e mama no go sleep he self no go sleep. meanwhile godfather Abeg sofri with the way u dey drag my ear o. e dey pain me o. no be pomo.

veave:
I know na. You have started planning for them abi?

haaahaaaa. mother in Israel. don't mind me jor. lolsssss.

CreativeWeb:
Send me email at: creativewebng@gmail.com

OK sir . thanks I've sent u an email.

omar0001:
Hello Webmasters,

I'm interested in engaging someone to create a website for me.
I really like the html5 templates, and would appreciate a developer to work with.
My Company email - kenlincresources@gmail.com

We'd love to see your work too!

Thanks

Omar

im a HTML 5 template specialist with 100% mobile responsiveness as our major goal. once I get ur email I'll forward you a list of past projects. you can email me on nnamdi2005@yahoo.com

hey guys. please I need ur help. I'm about launching my bulk SMS site tomorrow and I need some tips and market strategies on how to attract customers. please can anyone send an eBook on bulk SMS to my email? I'll really appreciate it. my email add is nnamdi2005@yahoo.com.thanks again

ephee:
i squeezed money nd absentmindedly threw it away thinking it was paper.

i absentmindedly dipped my mould of eba into a bowl of water instead of soup.

i absent mindedly dipped my hands into a bowl of leftover hotwater to wash my dirty hands.

i absentmindedly added sugar to soup thinking it was salt despite bodly indicated wit SUGAR.

i absentmindedly sat on an imaginary stool that has been removed earlier and crashed...

its well sha...ur deliverance won't take long. go and error no more.

carefreewannabe:
I was about to leave the house and was searching for my mobile while I was making a call with the same gadget.

omooooo you don go far. lolss

carefreewannabe:
I was about to leave the house and was searching for my mobile while I was making a call with the same gadget.

omooooo you don go far. lolss

Craigston:
Halelluyah brother. I'm a believer. PHP and JavaScript preach to me currently. I hope to worship with Python, Perl, C#, C++, Ruby and some other saints: as many as I may love.

wow that's good. may your coding ministry move over to the permanent site . amen.

Craigston:
AMEN BROTHER. ARE YOU A CODE BELIEVER? WHAT LANGUAGES DO YOU SPEAK?

by Gods grace o. I speak php and java. about to accept the gospel according to saint c#

ediko5:
I Need a business website for my online business and i wish to pay N10k for the job.

The Website Must Have The Following Features

An eCommerce functionality where i will be able to receive payments online

I have 50 products for sale, so the site should have 50 unique pages for those 50 products.

.ng domain name extension

A membership functionality where people can register

A referral system where members refers others to join the site and make money directly into their account and move to the next level of the system.

the site should have a system where a user is given a unique/personal sub domain once registered.

email subscription form for guests

A Very Attractive design templates with three menus (top, primary and footer). and the primary menu should be a sticky menu ALSO the home page should carry two sliders. one at the top and the other at the footer section

and a large hosting space.

I will pay N10k for the job. Contact me.

Dont mind all those people saying that the budget for ur project is too small. I believe the 10k is even too big self. I can easily do all you said plus add video streaming, put a social networking site too, plus a sports betting feature all for only 1,000. INFACT THERE IS HOW I WILL FEEL, I WILL EVEN DO THE PROJECT FREE AND STILL PAY YOU 10K ON TOP TO SAY THANK YOU FOR RUINING WEB DESIGNERS CAREER. God will deliver us from those who say our business is like pure water. amen

Caracta:
Why pray to someone that doesn't exist to you? Does that even make sense?

don't mind them atheists . thru are just contradicting themselves. initially he said he doesn't believe, bug later he prayed. but its OK sha. everyone will pray one day to God. either here where God will hear on in hell where he won't hear.

Kachisbarbie:
So many
Lemme think

1: driving towards Osisioma, one randy keke was just blasting his horn behind me, I gave way, he overtook and stopped right in front of me. I swerved,kissed his bumper a bit...came out - evaluated my own car (nothing do am), entered back and zoomed off without looking @him or the passengers.

2: Going to village, one point road is spoilt...via say my car no be jeep I slowed down to wiggle into the pothole, naso one Armada use speed - enter that same pothole and jumped out (then he gave me that buy a jeep look ) . I say shuooo! I must buy jeep o.

3: Pedestrians!! The ones in Aba are so angry especially when they see it's a lady. They would just be strolling like "hit me na, since you no get brake".
So, sometimes I hold my clutch and fire, let the car roar...you need to see them run for safety.

4: Those heavy-duty-vehicles behind me that come too close for comfort.
One used the ukwu of my car to do brake in PH where I went to pickup a cake. I just shut my eyes for a minute, memorised my lines, looked behind me...cake done fall-scatter.
Naso I jump out with vex, the man was already on the floor, begging...I just weak.

ur so funny at no 2 and 3. at no 4.....did the man pay for the cake?

Rapmoney:
Often times, car owners get frustrated by other road users. Driving on Nigerian roads sha; na wa o!
My top 5 are:

1. Keke riders coming behind you on high speed when you are turning, and your trafficker is clearly on. They end up bruising your car. Out of every 10 cars in Delta State, 6 will have marks of white and blue on their sides (colour of keke in Delta State)and bumpers.

2. Roads normally have speed lane and slow lane. It is very annoying when I see people driving slowly on speed lane. Some will even drive in the middle, blocking every chance to overtake. You have no choice but to hoot and drive behind them; women are mostly guilty of this.

3. When someone drives recklessly in front of you and you try to correct or caution them gently, they scream, shout at you and insult you. So annoying.

4. When someone overtakes you, they look look at you spitefully as they speed past. I wonder why people do this

5.When following someone on the road, they suddenly make a turning without notifying the drivers behind by their traffickers.

Post yours let's discuss.

haaahaaaa. Omo I laughed at number four so hard. their eyes would be like .....see him, Wetin u abi. lolsss

taiwo850629:
Pls help me pray to God and see what he tells you. My name is taiwo emmanuel ogundele

Man of God you don't need to be circulating ur name up and down to people to pray for you. God himself can speak directly to u. just do ur best to abstain from sin with his grace. he said CALL UPON ME IN THE DAYS OF TROUBLE, I WILL ANSWER YOU AND YOU WILL GLORIFY ME.

Ay92:
Yesterday when I was on my knees,God provided money for me,even before I finished praying for it.Later in the evening,I prayed to him concerning a certain thing,he answered me within minutes too.God is really great.Believe in him too and he will answer your prayers.Halleluyah!

wow...thank God for that. I'll be back very soon to give mine too.

datjohn:
Hey, try n check dese out. Might help.

http://www.indiabix.com

http://www.assessmentday.co.uk

thanks bro. God bless

CreativeWeb:
This is a complete course. I will not hide anything. Everything will be laid bare. I will expose everything I know about bulk sms business. I will show you the ins and outs of this business. I will show you how you can lead the pack and quiet the noise. I believe that I have succeeded when you succeed. I believe you can tap the unlimited wealth in this business. I believe you can rise above mediocrity in that is littered all over the business. This is your time to take and dominate your place in the bulk sms business.

The course contents:
* How to start it (getting the name, designing the portal, getting the api, getting the host).


* How to market it (the tips, the strategies, the secrets).

* How to grow it (showing you your chances).

* How to beat the competition (showing you your edge).

* How to resell it (showing you how to become an entreprenuer).

* How to teach it (making you a bulk sms pro).

Are you ready?

yes sir. we are ready o...

Tuntheycr7:
If you would be writting d dragnet test comming up at the end of this month, you can drop your email here and i would send you the past question and answer for free.
It includes Verbal reasoning, Objectives, Numerical and Abstract reasoning. etc

Credits to Dmainman and google.
Drop ya mails







Pls check ya mail spam if u can't find it in ya inbox

please nnamdi2005@yahoo.com. thanks sir

megatek:
Topewealth, how are you doing, its been a long time, you did not show up as promised

I post the same advert every week cos am yet to get the right person, the truth is i have not even employed anybody talk less of them leaving

Thanks for the concern

its not just about the pay, its about the mindset of people

my firm is real and getting bigger, and i want real people that are ready to develop themselves, not just sit down and be pressing the phone

thanks, hope to see u one of this days, add me on watsapp and lets collaborate

how is your free ict stuffs going

mindset indeed. I email you and sent my c.v. you didn't reply back. I was the one who advised you to stop specifying you wanted people only in specific places but make it open to whoever wanted the vacancy to choose if it was comfortable. you even acknowledged on nl that u had seen the mail. But u didn't say either yes or no. so you've seen my mindset already through my email abi? that is bad business ethics . # just saying.

hey guys, please I need ur help. a friend of mine has a aptitude text tomorrow in dragnet and he needs examples of their tests to practise. I'll really appreciate it if anyone could either help out or point out the link where I can get some samples from. thanks a lot

Horus:
That word “Heaven” is Ooranos in Greek, that is Kesiyl in Hebrew, yet in Africa, those Miraat - Pyramids were a transference center aligned to SAHAAT (SAHU) which later on became Kesiyl (by Hebrew replicators) that became Ooranos (by Greek invaders), that became Heaven (by English Mistranslators) to disguise the star constellation ORION. They simply chose not to say ORION from OORANOS in their scriptural mistranslations, so the credit would not go to Africans. In Africa’s Egipt, Orion was known as the constellation of ASAR/Osiris, and there was also SABAAT-Sirius, another home of our SALAFU “ancestors”.

oga pls how does what ur saying relate to the op ?

MZdamola:
As I'm wheeled into the theater room today, I want everyone reading this thread to pray vibrantly for me, as y'all praying to God today pls kindly include me in ur prayers that my operation goes well and I come out alive, Amen, thanks

it is well with you in Jesus name. I decree a smooth operation in Jesus name. just go and sleep and wake up safe, strong and healthy. and remember to come back to this thread and gist us that it was successful.