This is a complete narration of the pain of marrying into a home as a man, that their standard is higher than yours. All bachelor's should take a cue from this.

Truth is, there is nothing you can do but to pray to God for help and bear.

The deed has been done. It's well

JOOHEL:

Thanks bro for ur advice and tips!.

Hello bro
Kindly help remove my digits from the mention. Thanks

greencard:
People will say my fear of marriage is marrying the wrong person, so what is your definition of a wrong person?

What if you are the wrong person, How will you know ?

There is no wrong person, per say in marriage.
What we have is wrong match or combination.

A lion will also be wrong to a sheep but perfectly right to another lion. A snail will be wrong to a rabbit but perfect to a slug or crab.

Two drug addicts are in a right marriage than one drug addict and a drug free person.

The reason why chicken , duck and turkey can both stay in unity together, although they are different species is the same mystery behind compatibility in humans .

PaganTerrorist:



For mobile , you can stick with Java and use engines like libgdx or jmonkey

Ok, thanks
Reason I choose unity was I recall that popular killer bean game was also don with unity engine, and the graphics were awesome

PaganTerrorist:



Unreal if you got real hardware


I used to develop games but I stopped

I'm looking at mobile development.
Isn't unreal for pcs?

PaganTerrorist:
Unity is shitty

No one's uses that shit anymore except for trannies

Really?
Kindly inform me what's the best game engine to use please.

So you develop games too?

Hello, if you develop games with the unity game engine, kindly pm me.
Thanks

Hello.
Kindly pm if you are available to work in a start up as a Laravel intern. (Fully remote)

Thanks

Trust me, mine sounds like a comedy movie, but it's 100% real.

I'll give the first half first.

So I have a boss who speaks German ad married a German woman. They had two German wicked shepherd dogs.(notice I put the wicked after the German and not before the German to show you how wicked the dogs are)


Off course I dont need to tell you also that the dogs don't hear English my boss and his wife speaks only German to the dogs.

They only hear German. So that way, if you are a thief and the dog jam you, even when you beg with please, the dogs can't hear you. They'll just be saying amen to their food while it's praying.


Edit
Part 2 cont
Now anytime someone is coming to my boss's house, he will tell you to wait , let him chain the dogs. Then when every where is safe, he will open the gate for you.

So one fateful day,boss sends for me and my colleague who also doubles as my project supervisor. In the car, I tell him if it's safe to enter because everyone in the office has heard of how terrible those dogs are. (I was just a new employee then)

He tells me no issues, oga will lock them up.
I say ok o. God will see me through.

Let me go and drink water first, the memories of that day is making my hands shake.
I'll be back

Ok I'm back. Where was I...ok.




So we call our boss while in the car, he told us to wait let me chain his lions. after a while, he said it's safe to enter.

It was later I was now remembering the words he used: lions, safe to enter...meaning that it's like a battle field in there.
Ahhh
Now as my colleague and I got to our boss's house (that was my first time of bring in his place) I re asked him again if we were safe. He looked at me and said u too dey fear
(As at this time, I didn't even know that the dogs don't hear English , if I had known, I won't have entered).

So we knocked, our boss comes to open the gate (he's a bit of an elderly man). We enter.
Ghen ghen.


I looked around, no dog. My colleague was infront of me. He's very big so I wasn't seeing the front.

I just saw him running back with full speed. He had his laptop bag with him, and he doesn't joke with that laptop, Omo he threw the laptop away.

I was wondering what was it. All of a sudden, something hairy and big sped past me like a bullet. He was shouting Kai, stop, please, sir help me.
(Unfortunately, the dog was raised in German, he doesn't hear English )

Me I was shocked.
My boss was shouting to the dog in German, something like ktrunchie, krosphie
The dog no hear o

Now, I notice that the dog could easily outrun my colleague. (Him and the dog were doing relay running around the compound) but the dog didn't want to catch him. If my colleague is getting tired, it will near him small, his speed will increase, the dog will now be chasing him and ...I kid you not, to me it looked like the dog was laughing and enjoying it.
If u have a dog at home, look at it's face when chasing something or okay, it looks like they are laughing.
>:

Well, as the dog and my colleague ran like the second time past me (me I was in shock, so I just paused in slow motion)...the dog just came to me.

Now since I didn't know the compound, I didn't know where to run. My boss was trying to grab the dogs chain, but as an old man, he was doing a poor job at it. The dog will dribble him, chase my colleague on repeat.

Then the dog suddenly remembered me, and rushed at me.
As it was coming, facing me, I did a quick scale of importance on my body.
My front has more value than my back
I haven't married or had any child yet, so I still need my front. But I can manage without my bumbum . It was a choice of sacrifice, so I gave it my bumbum to bite.

I even stiffed my bumbum so it could be strong like uncooked pomo in the mouth of the dog.
But when the dog got to me, it just smelt me and hissed. (Trust me this dogs act like human beings after they've lived with you for a while) . It wasnt a hiss per say but it eyed me like this one is dulling me.


Because my back was turned I didn't even know what happened. I just realized the dog has started chasing my colleague again who was shouting any German language he knew for the dog to pity him.


Well my boss and his wife came shouting German and the dog stopped and they caught it.

As he was dragging it back to the cage, it was just barking at us like ...God save two of you, I for deal with una.

Omo see our heart beating fast.

SeriouslySense:
Prefer love. I have always been lowly, do not want power, but understanding.

Anyway, God is all powerful, but what is man or humanity, man is like a plant, alive today, gone tomorrow, humanity is like dust that can be blown away in the wind, humanity is so fragile and weak, yet the almighty God, choose to take the form of man in the person of Jesus and die for our sins, that he should pay the eternal prize for the sins we cannot pay, and he gave the gift of salvation freely to all who believe in him.

You know what? I think this God is awesome.

Even more awesome he will shower his gifts on us, and he will raise us up in the last days, and we are in the last days.

So what is humanity that God should love us. Humanity can be destroyed so quickly if anything in the universe or the environment goes out of order, if the Sun should become hotter, we are gone, if the climate should become unfavorable we are gone, if viruses become deadly we are gone, if fungus should become deadly to us we are gone, if we have organ failure or water goes into the wrong place in the body we are gone, we are so fragile and weak. But God loved us first, that while we were still sinners, he choose to pay our ransom, while we were enemies he choose to save us. Scarcely will a man die for a righteous man, but for the unrighteous man, God choose to pay the prize. Probably, when he was on that cross, he was thinking about all those people he would save, this is why he said it is finished

Somewhere in eternity, these words you wrote up will be saved for ever.

This is a message written by someone who has seen past present and eternity.

This was written by either an angelic being or by a human with the aid of a divine being.
God bless you for this.

28plus:
Good morning sir.
I just applied.
Looking forward to hearing from you

Thanks and God bless

Send me a dm

Still on

Bloomsbury:


I was actually planning on going into Mobile dev, building of APIs and AI softwares

Of serious note, I don't even know they use Java for Web 😁

What is like like building web apps or platforms with Java.

What frameworks do they use. Do you have examples of websites built with Java?

Java web pages are called jsp (java servlet pages)..

Personally, it is very difficult to be a java programmer, this is only for serious and careful minded programmers.

The web part is even harder, especially connecting to JDBC and co.

Just go the route of php. It's easier, faster and better.

Hello
Our company IDEAS is in need of a social media intern.
We desire an individual who will be working on the company's social media pages and also out client's.

Work type is remote.
Salary is small for starters but will be incremented every 3 months.

Company will also pay for social media workshops and training classes to make you better.

If Interested, pm and I'll reach out to you.
Cheers.

Edited: OFFER CLOSED

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Jones90:
Good evening.

Please i need a professional website designer and developer for a complex task. I need someone who has been in the system for long. It's not a kid task.

I based in Lagos mainland and i will like to have a physical project discussion with the person. I would like to know the person office or address Since Money would be involved. Please I Just want someone i can work hand in hand with until we accomplish the project.

07037860958... Please WhatsApp only

Inboxed you.

Thank you, thank you Lord,
Thank you Lord,
Thank you Lord, for everything you have done (in my life).

Immortal God, invisible God,
Immortal God how grate thou art

How grate thou art, how grate thou art
Immortal King, Invisible creator,
Immortal God how grate thou art

What shall I render,
What shall I render,
What shall I render to you oh Lord,

I will praise your name and shout hallelujah.
What shall I render to you o Lord

Bloomsbury:
So for someone who wants to start learning Java programing to become a Java software engineer.

What leaning pathway would you recommend?
What books , courses or YouTube videos would you recommend?

Any tips and suggestions would be appreciated

My advise is this, if you are in Nigeria, change career path to web programming not desktop programming.

If you want to get regular jobs, move to web programming.

Java gigs or hire are very scare .

You talk as if you not forgiving your mom and dad is affecting them where they are.

You talk as if there's an award for. The most unforgiving child.

Meanwhile I'll give you an advise, if you like take it. If you like don't forgive me too.

In this life, there are great people who have brilliant starts and destinies. A key indicator of such people is the HARDSHIP they face in life.

It's very clear that you are a great man but you are focused on your pains. Focused on the blame.
You see, throughout your ordeals, I just read complaints, blames, anger and pain in your write up.


Grow up. Move on. Hustle hard. Fight for your life and destiny. You're already at a disadvantage, leave unforgivness which will only end up making your bitter and in chains.
Toy need God, like really really need God.
Fo to him and express your pain. Forgive and move on.

Forget about the past. Look to the future. Believe it or not, there are people that suffered more than you.

What about the girl whose own father raped her. What will she now say?
What about those in orphanage homes whose parents abandoned them right from birth, they didn't even know their parents at all.

Forgiveness is beneficial to you the forgiver and not to the forgiven. It's to your own benefit, and not the dead people who are beyond this world.

I truly hope you listen to my advise.
May God help and guide you. Amen.

Pastor137:
Good day Nairalanders. So for three days, I've been having constant headache like someone is hitting hammer on my head morning and night. Been on some painkillers but they have little or no effect.

Treated malaria and typhoid last week. Please what could be the problem please as It's really affecting my productivity at work.

Pls go to the hospital. Run scans . This is serious. It could be hbp

conquerorsword:


Ruby on Rails

Yea I know. But any special reason why you opted for that?

conquerorsword:
I have been learning Ruby on my own by I need a good ruby developer that can guide me through somethings

Why ruby?

MITCHELL96:
Holla amigos, I wouldn't want to type a long text here.

I just want to be brief and clear.

I just got a HP Envy laptop for 885,000k last 2 weeks, it's very okay for programming, you can google the specs.

Lately, I noticed I've fell in love with tech and with the demand in tech gurus currently and in the future.

I need someone who can guide me on how I can go about it. what language(s) I should learn, where to purchase courses, like I need someone that can access me and know what fits me and everything thing I should know about in this programming field.


I'm someone that's always ready to learn new things, I'm never tired of acquiring new knowledge and skills.

I'll be glad to read opinions from experts here.

Dm me.

tyup:
Aww that's so sad and sending my condolences to the family of the boy.

I sincerely suggest they take the Dog to a veterinary therapist for evaluation and given necessary treatment so incidents like this isn't repeated. So sad

Story. The dog will , must, shall be put down. No evaluation needed. The incident won't be repeated surely.

Any animal that tastes human blood doesn't stop wanting more st that point

MadeINchenzen2:
a designer to work on a news/media website with latest design, responsive for Google adsense

.dm me

drpaepae:
Good evening all, please help a brother, where can I learn HTML program. Area Ikeja, Ogba, Agege, Iju Ishaga, Berger, Alagbole axis.

Thank you for your response.

Dm me

Eddicated:
hello guys,
pls i need someone who is good with html and php to build me a one page site.
example of the site is https://checkzilla.io/ infact its 80% of the site , just need little changes ( the register page, the faq page not needed )

and also be able to do a buy now button that pops a payment by bitcoin stuff showing the price and payment wallet address )

i will send the texts and the alignments etc to the person able to do this for me.

how long will it take to be done?
how much it will cost me to be done?
can i pay after i see proof you get it done ? ( not hosted yet o )

pls drop your telegram let me chat you or whatsap.

Dm me

Morbeta11:
Sickness....Nigerians has become nemesis of GWR. This one just declared war on snails. Sounds more like covenish competition..... next one will be Octopus-A-Thon. People should be careful of what they eat in the name of awuf. As the competition don touch phylum it will surely touch squids

guy you're a clown

naijachix:
Hello good people of nairaland. My Son just finished JSS3 Junior WAEC and he has been at home since then. We’re thinking of getting him a holiday school. My wife wants him to attend a Coronary Schools but the boy prefers an ICT school. As for me, I am looking at getting him a technical or skill acquisition school (it could be ICT, electronics repairs, art and craft etc).

Any ideas where we could enroll him in abuja and what do you think is best for him to learn now?

Thanks. All opinions are welcomed.

Enrol him for an online web design course.
Just the basics is fine. Or any kids closing program

Dm me for more details.

PayCircle:
I need a wordpress developer with good church premium wordpress themes with good demo content that can be installed as soon as possible.

Dm me