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How To Tell What A Man Will Be Like In Bed By The Way He Eats by edward1984(m): 4:32pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
Good news ladies! Now you have a chance to find out a man’s sex habits before having a night of love with him. These two processes have a lot in common. You know that men love to eat and, of course, they love having sex. And they satisfy their needs in the same way. So, what do you need to pay attention to? 1. He’s eating in a rush It’s not hard to imagine his behaviour in bed. He doesn’t have time for any meaningful prelude (pre-intimacy), and he’s not really interested in long-term relations. Such a man just wants to satisfy HIS sexual desires fast and that’s all. 2. He isn’t a picky eater When he’s hungry it doesn’t matter for him what to eat and where. The same in bed he’ll satisfy his sexual desires with the first woman he has a chance to bed. But, on the other hand, he won’t think that sex is bad and won’t tell you this, because he isn’t a picky guy. 3. Well-mannered eater He is a gentleman, he chooses what to eat and what not to eat. He knows everything about table manners. Don’t be skeptical about this. It isn’t a bad sign. It means that he’ll make everything right in bed and he’ll be happy to satisfy all your sexual desires. 4. He’s reading or watching TV during a dinner Such a man gets easily distracted. During sex he’ll be thinking about other things besides you and the love making process. He may think about his problems, his bank account, taking his dog to the vet or something else. He won’t be thinking about your satisfaction, that’s for sure! 5. He is a picky eater This man counts calories, proteins and carbohydrates, he’s trying to choose healty food. He knows all the benefits of eating well. So he’ll be the same in a bed. He’ll choose the most satisfying and exciting positions, he’ll make everything right to give you a boat-load of pleasure. It can be great experincing something new and unusual. Of course, not all men are the same. But these descriptions are valid for most of the guys out there. So if you want to know more about a man you date – pay attention how he eats! |
Re: How To Tell What A Man Will Be Like In Bed By The Way He Eats by jimohibrahim(m): 4:33pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
Lol |
Re: How To Tell What A Man Will Be Like In Bed By The Way He Eats by Nobody: 4:37pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
Orisirisi something! 3 Likes |
Re: How To Tell What A Man Will Be Like In Bed By The Way He Eats by MANGAM(m): 4:38pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
Tell them op |
Re: How To Tell What A Man Will Be Like In Bed By The Way He Eats by Nobody: 4:43pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
FTP |
Re: How To Tell What A Man Will Be Like In Bed By The Way He Eats by Emmyedes: 4:43pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
Chai! ok. Guy, over to u. |
Re: How To Tell What A Man Will Be Like In Bed By The Way He Eats by IamLEGEND1: 4:46pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
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Re: How To Tell What A Man Will Be Like In Bed By The Way He Eats by Nobody: 4:49pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
Op, if I slap you, you'll spin so hard you'll create a mini turnado. 8 Likes |
Re: How To Tell What A Man Will Be Like In Bed By The Way He Eats by clemz85(m): 4:51pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
I'm just thinking how I eat, well environment, time and situation determines how what and when I eat so I don't think they are applicable to me |
Re: How To Tell What A Man Will Be Like In Bed By The Way He Eats by clemz85(m): 4:54pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
I'm just thinking how I eat, well environment, time and situation determines how what and when I eat so I don't think they are applicable to me, for sex? well I make sure I give something that would make you safe me the time asking for it, the request will just be yours. |
Re: How To Tell What A Man Will Be Like In Bed By The Way He Eats by vislabraye(m): 5:11pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
As far as I'm concerned all these are conjectures. Once in a while anybody can exhibit these eating habits. 1 Like |
Re: How To Tell What A Man Will Be Like In Bed By The Way He Eats by Daughterzion(f): 5:23pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
Hmmm |
Re: How To Tell What A Man Will Be Like In Bed By The Way He Eats by Gurgle(f): 5:25pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
Lollll |
Re: How To Tell What A Man Will Be Like In Bed By The Way He Eats by LadyX(f): 5:43pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
Interesting |
Re: How To Tell What A Man Will Be Like In Bed By The Way He Eats by LadyX(f): 5:43pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
RickRichards: Why do you want to slap him? |
Re: How To Tell What A Man Will Be Like In Bed By The Way He Eats by Heromaniaa: 5:45pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
Re: How To Tell What A Man Will Be Like In Bed By The Way He Eats by drey076(m): 5:47pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
Re: How To Tell What A Man Will Be Like In Bed By The Way He Eats by emperorchedda(m): 6:17pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
Well When I'm very hungry I do (1) and (2) When I'm not too hungry I do (3) When Chelsea is playing I do (4) When I'm ill I do (5) Does it mean I'm not a man?? 3 Likes |
Re: How To Tell What A Man Will Be Like In Bed By The Way He Eats by ShakurM(m): 7:52pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
I'm a classic man , eat her till she cry, call it wine and dine |
Re: How To Tell What A Man Will Be Like In Bed By The Way He Eats by kennynelcon(m): 8:35pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
Maybe true, number 1. |
Re: How To Tell What A Man Will Be Like In Bed By The Way He Eats by ireneony(f): 9:08pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
i believe no.1 |
Re: How To Tell What A Man Will Be Like In Bed By The Way He Eats by Nobody: 9:12pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
LadyX:A little physical exercise never killed anyone. |
Re: How To Tell What A Man Will Be Like In Bed By The Way He Eats by bjprodint(f): 9:39pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
I don't believe dis |
Re: How To Tell What A Man Will Be Like In Bed By The Way He Eats by solowhite(m): 9:54pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
I disagree oh,d way I eat wen am late for class different from d way I eat wen I return from class |
Re: How To Tell What A Man Will Be Like In Bed By The Way He Eats by faith551(m): 9:57pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
Iffa hear say that post na true |
Re: How To Tell What A Man Will Be Like In Bed By The Way He Eats by nnamdizen(m): 10:05pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
RickRichards:chai! I bet you can eat frog stew with boiled yam |
Re: How To Tell What A Man Will Be Like In Bed By The Way He Eats by Nobody: 10:11pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
nnamdizen:I don't remember asking about your favorite meal, but it's all good. Shows you're proactive. Well done to you, Sir. |
Re: How To Tell What A Man Will Be Like In Bed By The Way He Eats by Nobody: 10:44pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
A for Apple B for ball C for cat............... |
Re: How To Tell What A Man Will Be Like In Bed By The Way He Eats by Readonee35L(m): 11:14pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
lol WRONG!!! |
Re: How To Tell What A Man Will Be Like In Bed By The Way He Eats by Shininstar30(f): 12:18am On Aug 05, 2015 |
Readonee35L: Hmmm no.1 Is so true I once met a guy dat his eating habit's is so disgusting same goes to his sex life gush u can't stand d irritation. 1 Like |
Re: How To Tell What A Man Will Be Like In Bed By The Way He Eats by vicadex07(m): 2:14am On Aug 05, 2015 |
i just learned something new today RickRichards: |
Re: How To Tell What A Man Will Be Like In Bed By The Way He Eats by tpiander: 2:20am On Aug 05, 2015 |
Gay thread. |
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