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seankay:
*World’s First Head Transplant A Success after Nineteen Hour Operation
A 36-year-old man has undergone the world’s first successful head transplant. The ground-breaking operation took a team of surgeons 19 hours to complete and has allowed the patient to be cancer-free.

Paul Horner, who was diagnosed with bone cancer five years ago, was on the verge of death when he was approved for the controversial and possibly deadly operation.

Doctor Tom Downey, who was part of the South African team who carried out the operation, told CNN he is thrilled about the results. “It’s a massive breakthrough. We’ve proved that it can be done – we can give someone a brand new body that is just as good, or better, than their previous one.

The success of this operation leads to infinite possibilities.”

Surgeons at Charlotte Maxexe Johannesburg Academic Hospital in SA did the operation in February but had to wait until they could confirm it was successful before they made any public statement.

Downey spoke to reporters on the complexity behind the first ever head transplant. “This procedure is another excellent example of how medical research, technical know-how and patient-centered care can be combined in the quest to relieve human suffering.”

The operation was led by Professor Myron Danus and took place on February 10, 2015.

“Our goal is for Horner to be fully functional in two years and so far we are very pleased by his rapid recovery,” said prof. Danus. “Before the operation, Horner’s body was riddled with cancer and he had less than a month to live. We were fortunate enough to find a donor body; a 21-year-old man who has been brain dead from a serious car accident that happened in 2012. The boys body worked just fine, but his brain was not functioning whatsoever, and there was absolutely no chance of recovery.

He added: “We received approval from the young man’s parents to use their sons body to do the operation. They were extremely happy their son could save a life even in the vegetated state that he was in.”

The man, Horner, has made 85% recovery; walking, talking, doing things a healthy individual does…




http://www.ngrguardiannews.com/2015/11/mans-head-cut-off-in-worlds-first-successful-head-transplant/



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_sCUM0PfOk

. Whose identity will he assume: that of the guy that gave him body or himself who has the head? I'm asking to avoid conflict of interest

I'm unhappy because they didn't walk out of the National Assembly Complex for good. I mean reject their elections as senators if Ekweremadu remains deputy Senate President...and unless that is done i consider their actions clownish

Bespiel:
Lol.it took me hours. At the end, you will be asked how many minutes it took you to complete the application

..hahahaaha same here. The essay section took my precious time though i was able to complete mine

My timesheet track record shows 9 days worked for October...i know this is an error...what can i do to ratify it before the time period elasp?

One thing i love about this kid is his plumpness

engrsyer:
now till Saturday, 7th Nov.

help me with outstanding claim form bro.

Just play along with him in pretence. By the time he brings out his dick for action, grab it and squeeze it very hard. All you will hear is please i will give you the job

FriedPlantain:
There is always this ugly looking girl sucking my dick every night in my dreams, could she be my spiritual wife?

do you still remember that lady living upwest of your house? She's the one responsible for this. Don't tell me you are enjoying because she has sucked your destiny to the ugly side of the world...
She's angry because she was betrothed to you and you abandoned her for th prettier ones...
To break away from her is very tough but i can assure you that nothing is impossible before the lord...for your deliverance just PM for a session

My still hang clearly in my memory...we were in the same class and i was the class prefect...i crush on here for over 3yrs. I wrote i love letter to her only for her to warn me seriously not to repeat it else she will tell our form teacher who as at then was a strict disciplinarian... Out of fear i stop writing the letters but kept on pestering on her. I refused to write her name on the list of noise makers and equally ticked her name on the list of those who did manual labour even when she didn't turn up for it. Pals many things i did to get her consent. At last i won...she later fall yakata and confessed how truly she loved me but the fear of what people will say made her drag me long. It was a nice end!
Pardon my grammar as i dey type am amid watching Arsenal vs Everton match

Psittacus:
no exit mail my brother, and i didnt get a mail 4 any training or certificate whatsoever. Jst dt i didnt get a timesheet 4 sept.

nawaoo why this suspense nah? Well...we keep moving ahead bro!

Psittacus:
Ladunal, sorry for d late response, i had issues with my phone. My internship is over, it ended early sept. I bowed out with unpaid backlogs of about 7mnth. But it all good, i have moved on with d nxt phase i told you about. I wish you success my brother, and i hope u get all ur backlogs. Thanks for always helping out on dis platform. The stipends i got have bin put into good use, i won't forget u my brother. I have your mail add..

how did it go my bro? Did they sent u exit mail or were u just delisted from the payroll? What of the exit training and certificate did u collected it? Pls tell me because I'm supposed to exit the scheme this month but no mail from sure-p

ISpiksDaTroof:
Why can't you clowns accept the fact that nobody truly likes your clown? Stop forcing this ugly joke down our throats.

on OUR throat? U are not serious! Just go ahead and say your throat simple

Obviously they are reading a marriage recitation ritual from a book. Simple!

Temmy198:
Just got alerted for my Dec 2014 Backlog . . .

that means payment is underway!

Etizz:
Are u alright?

are u alright by asking me that above?

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i believe you are richer than Dangote going by this advert...if not, clear for my face make i dey see front joor!

We dey tok of alert..you dey yan opata

tholuxanny:
I received this mail today from GIS due to unavailability during the Inspection in June.

Dear GI-OYO-***-*****,
Sequel to the recent monitoring exercise carried out in the month of June 2015 upon which your firm (place of internship) and you were screened by the PIU officers during their visit, the PIU has reached a conclusion based on evidence after the exercise that you are in violation of one or more of the following ethics/code of conduct for eligibility for the Scheme.
1) Age criteria not met (18-40years)
2) No NYSC certificate or Exempt Certificate
3) Non-availability of documents (proof of university degree)
4) Truancy / Bad conduct
5) Non-availability for screening
6) Others as reported by officers…
As a result of the above, you are henceforth disengaged as an intern of the GIS and all benefits withdrawn.

all these cases for you alone? Gudluck..sorry Buhari must hear this...probe underway. You must return all the looted stipends before the verification or he we show you the road to Kirikiri

When buhari call his deputy OSIBANDE

The parrot of the yoruba kingdom!

Cleoo:
please the source of your information, is it reliable? Cuz this is the first time am hearing it. My internship ended August, but uptill now, no response from Sure-P as regards to our "exit".... Can you drop ur number so I can reach you, thanks.

did u get your august/september stipend? Has ur Oct timesheet marked? Are u an intern in a public or private institution? This is surprising since august!

engrsyer:
That's not true unless they are running on an eleven months program. If he was fully paid for November then that's when he's expected to round up by October but if he was half way paid for November or did not receive any dime for November then he's sure of rounding up on 12th of November to crown it one calendar year program. I, my self was matched on the 19th of November and started work on the 20th of November, so I am expecting to end up my program on the 19th or maybe end it in November ending.

i got my November stipend fully paid!

Etizz:
Of cos, with normal procedure and calculation, u are ending d program 12th of October 2015....beside,what do u hear about conversion?

rumor said it that most intern may get a mail directing them to go for documentation at a referred federal egancy where he will resume work!

Edokpia:
. You all can see why no answer to that question,if you that is suppose to pass out by 2morrow has not gotten any exit mail as at today,which means no body has gotten it,and no info,resulting to no comment so make una sedon look jeje,I am sure by next month there will be answer to the question.

Etizz:
Ah.... Yours is even close oh, u mean up till now they have not even notify u on d passing our ish? Dis their system Don change o, how do they expect u to get your certificate?

Edokpia:
. You all can see why no answer to that question,if you that is suppose to pass out by 2morrow has not gotten any exit mail as at today,which means no body has gotten it,and no info,resulting to no comment so make una sedon look jeje,I am sure by next month there will be answer to the question.

well i was matched 13th of November 2014, it is expected that i should exit by 12th or 13th of October 2015 though not exactly sure! Also i have been hearing rumor of conversion...but I'm not too certain about that...we keep our fingers cross until then as u said Edokpia

Etizz:
Me too, when will u yours end? Mine is December.

this October by 13 being tomorrow

Who is horse banding her?

OrangeDream:
Please when are we to expect exit mail?? And how is the exit process like? Just asking cos i'm about to travel away for good from my company

that's has been what i have asked but no answer

ernesty20:
is that why u quoted me? Mumu

that is the problem now. Truth is bitter. How you see the matter now? Too bad

HungerBAD:
Observing.

kingsilly:
E go betta

OZAOEKPE:
"Hypocrisy is when you support your own
criminals(amaechi, atiku, tinubu etc), and when
I support my own criminals(mimiko, saraki etc)
you begin to condemn me. Is amaechi different
from mimiko? We are not ready for change at
all in this country". Quote me anywhere






-he fought a good fight, now he's up there laughing at us(youths of this country) that are weeping for him as fo ol s. Rest our(youths of this country) role model in God's kingdom

ernesty20:
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OZAOEKPE:
"Hypocrisy is when you support your own
criminals(amaechi, atiku, tinubu etc), and when
I support my own criminals(mimiko, saraki etc)
you begin to condemn me. Is amaechi different
from mimiko? We are not ready for change at
all in this country". Quote me anywhere






-he fought a good fight, now he's up there laughing at us(youths of this country) that are weeping for him as fo ol s. Rest our(youths of this country) role model in God's kingdom

this really appear to be chim chimaroke! Do you realize that even yetunde no do jerry curl and mama Bose has returned from market without clearing the cobwebs under the sofa? Nigeria too taya person alamieseya poor come be chukwudi run around with tire and chewing gum stick them lips

searching4love:
IF THE USELESS MAN HAD NO FRAUD CASE WITH THE UK GOVERMENT HE WOULD HAVE GONE ABROAD FOR MEDICAL TREATMENT. THE LATE THIEF WAS GOVERNOR OF BAYELSA BUT COULDN'T BUILD A WORLD CLASS HOSPITAL THERE DESPITE THE HUGE ALLOCATIONS. HIS STOOGE CALLED GEJ WAS AN ACCIDENTAL PRESIDENT FAILURE FOR 6YRS ALSO HIS PEOPLE IN OTUOKE CANT BOAST OF POTABLE WATER. I PRAY FOR MORE DEATHS OF THIS CALLOUS LEADERS AND THEIR RELATIONS SO THEY CAN FEEL WHAT ORDINARY NIGERIANS GO THROUGH DUE TO THEIR EXCESSIVE LOOTING AND NEGLECT.


ROT IN HELL FIRE BAYELSA THIEF

it's certain that you also awaits the ex-governor's fate unless u are telling me that u are immuned to death

But i know buhari was the ground nut that was how okepu nuella putting the hot pot in the fridge

nikkiking:
That could be dead Crocodile .
Do people eat crocodile .

...do you have Buhari's phone number because David Cameron called me in the afternoon to complain that the tipper failed brake and crashed where Oyegun was writing ABCD and the Suya has finished for kerosene. The moringa leaf will the lighter that the UK court will use to jail Deziani Allison Madueke for putting fuel inside snuff box?

INTROVERT:
Let me call Francois Hollande to tell Harrysongs that the Swiss account has been credited to buy Victoria's Secret for Silifa that sells dogoyaro at the towers.

and equally him to tell Aisha Buhari to tell Buhari that his Body Odour is disturbing the scent of Banga soup that Oshiomohle wife is preparing...and that primary 3pupil has graduated from university and is promoted to be Vulcanizer