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"Ok Friday ,by 4, Utimanik suites"
"Chisos! That place deh Nigeria?" He couldn't stop the words.
"Don't worry I'll text you the location" Vera said.
"Gud nite Garri" Vera said
"Gud nite my love please call me Garri the name sweet for your mouth" Harry mused.
Vera chuckled "I'm not your love"
"Na prophetic declaration am a prophet" Harry declared.
The call was disconnected.


"Yessssssss! You suffered on calvary tree so dat i will not suffer, who deh like you" Harry sang, he knelt down and began waving his hands to the sky. The alcohol he took for reinforcement quickened his spirit as he praised God and called him names that wasn't in the bible. He attributed political names even footballer's names. He was really swimming in the euphoria of intoxicated clouds of glory.
" Harry eh be like say that girl ko chop your money see how she accept ur friendship fastfast" Okon observed.
"You deh mad! Common sharrap, difference deh between friendship and relationship ask your son the guy get girlfriend he will sabi better or you consult a oxford dikistionary" Harry exploded.
" Chisos u are the material other gods na scam! U don chop all the shame for calvary dat is why i didn't chop shame even wen my enemies deh ones weh deh stand here and the ones abroad deh pray make i fail but u no ko gree. Dem propose u dispose am for dustbin thank you.
From now on i don vow say i ko pay my tithe but no be for church make pastor no chop am i ko pay my tithe for mummy gideon place that mama weh deh sell palmwine" Harry stated.
" u deh mad" James cursed.
"Forget! God ko understand him na all knowing God a.k.a ITK" Harry said.







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Chapter 4

★Nwa baby★

♥ Though, love is an abstract feeling, its presence in the life of a being is a principal factor for change ♥
★John Mfon®-2019★



It was approaching evening and Harry made preparations to call Vera. He was seated amongst his friends. "Make i reach house" Harry said while standing.
"You no go anywhere na here you ko make that call" Okon fired at him.
"Me need a romanticus area na i wan get emotions and na my house i fit get am" Harry fired his usual grammatical blunders.
"Prof na here you go make that call" Peter fired at him.

After series of arguement, Harry yielded.
"Oya i don dial her number" Harry said getting tensed. The call was answered and the following conversation ensured.
"Vera how you are?" Harry fired a blunder.
"Yeah I'm fine" Vera replied
"What are you doing now?" Harry asked.
"Nothing! every where is just boring" Vera answered.
"Whoah! you are boiling water which soup did you cook?" Harry messed up again.
Vera laughed her heart loud.
"Na me dis girl deh laugh" Harry thought.
"No na your father she deh laugh" Peter answered him as if he read Harry's thought.
"Harry you are a comedian i swear" Vera commented amidst laughter.
"Comedian" The word pinged in his brain.
"Wetin be comedian?" He asked his friends who obviously had no clue on the meaning.
"Comedian na person weh deh drink beer" James answered the question using the oxford dictionary his father wrote in a drinking parlour at their village.
"I'm a comedian but i don't drink champion, na heneiken i deh drink" Harry stupidly stated.
"Jeez!" Vera screamed and began laughing again, she was obviously at the other end enjoying the foolishness of Harry the Garri.
"I'm serious for you oh" Harry commended.
"Serious as in?" Vera asked
"Ehmmm i wanna take you out"

Gbam! He spoke his American-paya accent again.
"You are funny Harry, you want to take me out?" Vera asked a funny question.
"Ehmm yes i wanna take you out"
He then remembered one of the verse in Davido's track 'Nwa baby'
He began blurting out wonderful words inspired by palmwine.
"Vera I'll take you to my ends,♪
We'll make a movie in my room♪
You are the lyrics to my tune♪
......Harry sang.
The men tried stiffling their laughter but couldn't.
"Harry u don fuckup your room weh deh smell like pig house na there you wan carry shoot movie with Vera ur bedsheets sef deh smell like dead rat" Udoh cautioned.
"Hmmmm" Vera breathed from the other end.
"Your heart tells you to follow me forget say i no fit speak english I'm under training by the pentecost spirit I'll speak in due season for the time God turn the captive of zion they been the dream" Harry said.
"Ok enough! When are we going out?" Vera asked.

Boom!!!!!!!!!!!!
"You na deh event planner choose date, time and place" Harry said in excitement.

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Thrilling update
But i some how nursing some kind of fear for pearl and soma

Fred is hiding something sinister from his spouse and otenga knows about it just my opinion
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Good day Nairalanders!
So far, so good "DESIRE" is getting to chapter4. But before i proceed please i need your advice, criticism and words of encouragement. They will go a long way in boosting my morale. Bosses in the house please point out my errors I'll be pleased to learn.
If the story is thrilling please let me know and if it is not let me know too so that I'll know whether to proceed or not.
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Please silent readers should say something. Your words will motivate me.

Chapter 3 contd...........


"You are just weird! do you even understand what you just said?" Vera asked in disbelief.
"Baby just free me your number"
"I'm not your baby and can never be your baby!" Vera stated factly
"Why, Vera it is a priveledge for me to make you my baby!"
"You told me earlier that you wish to marry a lady farmer and I'm not one".
"Hahaha! na dat one you deh fear no worry u no ko enter farm na my workers ko do that one, me and you ko deh parlour Vera. my papa na general u no ko suffer" Harry said
"In the army?" Vera asked
"No him na general overseer for our church for village"

"Harry it seems you are taken me for granted" Vera said and made to leave.
"Please i wanna have your number ah beg thee i ko kneel oh" He said and almost knelt down.
"Ok 080........."Vera called out in short breath.
"Baby thank you but make sure say no be fake number"
Vera sighed and started moving.
"No worry i will give thee a call in no time we ko settle down together and rule in my empire" Harry screamed like a bull caught by the horns.
"What empire are you even talking about sef?" Vera turned and asked
"Baby i mean my cassava empire" Harry blowed.
"Good God you could give basketmouth a run for his talent" Vera said amidst gigle. "Very well then".
"Bye heavenly beauty na run away angel u be" Harry said feeling his head in cloud nine.



"Omoh u na material" The men cheered.
"Ah tell you me na Harry the Garri, H for Harry make we arrange palmwine joor" Harry said looking around for any stray youth to send on the errand.
"I see how the girl been deh laugh omoh she feel you die! When u ko call am na?" James asked.
"Later tinz" Harry responded.

Harry ordered for palmwine worth 2k and it was brought soonest and served.

Before sun-set the five men in the open shed were in high spirit laughing and shouting like untamed beast.
"Na which pastor talk say chisos christ no been drink palmwine when he been deh earth?" Udoh fired a useless question.
"My friend! U are not my friend Jesus no been deh like you. Jesus na God son atleast we sabi say him papa na carpenter! U! Who is your daddy" Okon screamed.
"Sharrap u servant of satan u wey u deh talk u be fatherful not even fatherless! U sabi Panam Percy Paul weh been sing ‘if i chop akpu Jesus chop akpu"
"Meaning" Okon commented.
"So if i drink palmwine, Jesus drink palmwine" James concluded.
"Baba if thunder no fire you for that rubbish weh you talk, make i baff naked for baffroom"






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I want pearl to maintain her former stance, i dn't really trust soma. Beauty is a snare

Whoah!
Loving this story like. Kilode

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"Wahala deh, i want to sabi thy name?" Harry stated.
"Sabi and thy no be english na"
"Why must i tell you my name?" The lady asked, holding a strand of her hair.
Harry held his hands in a pleading appeal.
"Ok I'm. Vera" the lady introduced with a coy smile stretching her hand for a handshake.
"Good God! I no ko die young" Harry felt himself in cloud nine, the lady's hands felt to delicate.
"Are you satisfied?" The lady's voice jolted him.
"No i never start self. I am Harry my baptism name na Garri, na me get the largest cassava farm for Eket. I'm a bachelor seeking for a lady a hardworking potential farmer cuz i wanna build an empire. That is me. Any question?" Harry stated.

Damn!!!!
" The lady stared at Harry thinly and laughed her ribs out.
"What class are you?" Harry asked another question.
The lady went into another bout of laughter.
"I'm a microbiology student of the university of Uyo, I'm in my 200L"
"Chisos!" Vera's statement hit him like a bomb. He couldn't place the words.
"Welldone! You are a universe student, JAMB and WAEC" Harry said
"Hmmmm" Vera sensed his difficulty.
"Ok na i need your number" Harry requested.
"Sorry i won't give" Vera said and turned to leave.
"Ah beg na u shall not regret thy action" Harry pleaded.
"What do u need my number for?" Vera asked.
"To propose marriage" Harry responded.
Vera chuckled "what makes you think i will accept"
" Vera i want to marry you so dat when you deh cook beans for kitchen i will enter inside the kitchen, kiss you carry you enter room and sex you after beans ko dry for fire and fire ko enter house then we ko run commot for house naked! Baby life na adventure ooo" Harry stated.

Jesus wept!!!!!!!!!
"Harry" Vera couldn't control her self as she laughed and shed tears.



To be continued............
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John Mfon

DEDICATED TO IBORO PHILIP

Chapter 3

★Na man you be!★


The busy street of Okonn provided her inhabitant many ways to hustle. Some of the staunch men who lived there could go as far as charging parents money to help their kids cross the busy roads to school.Most of them were market masters, seeing your allocated shed dirty will warrant severe charges.
Harry was one of the hustlers there, he refilled his tank with fuel he drilled out the previous night. Theives and cut-throats were much and their kleptomanic taste for nabbing any thing was high. Harry made it necessary to empty his fuel tank before going to bed. He brought the engine to life and roared out of the compound.


After the bustle and hustle of the day, he drove in his keke which had already developed an exhaust fault into the yard.
"Why your keke deh shout like this, eh be like say the scrap dkn tired for you" Okon mocked.
"Show me your own?" Harry fired at him.
"If i been get eh no for deh disturb area like this" Okon said, scrutinizing the metal scraps of the keke. Harry who obviously wasn't in the mood for tantrums sighed and passed by.
"Today na your dayooo Garri sharpenly commot incase that your lady pass" Okon said and marched out of the house.
Harry bounced into the congregation of his men. He was ruggedly dressed.
"Omoh Garri your timing set, she deh pass" James said.
Harry turned sharply, his eyes met the lady of his dreams.
"Phew!" He whistled, She was drop-dead gorgeous: She wore a pink top on a black prada skirt, she looked chic and sophisticated.
His friends cheered him up and Harry saw himself bouncing towards the lady.
A mental battle began in him
"Harry behave" a voice cautioned
"Harry no try dat shit oh!" A spirit said.
"Why he no go try am? Harry no mind comport your self"
Harry swung his head in a bid to stop the voices argueing inside of him.

"Hey! Hey!! Hey!!! Hey!!!! Stop, abeg halt!" Harry screamed like a lastma official.
The lady turned.
Harry made a quick calculation
"Use queens english don't pronounce t as s"
He met the girl face to face and for the first time in his life he felt foolish. The lady's beauty scared him, he started shivering.
"Harry comport no pee for your pant" he gave himself a mental caution.

"Emmmmmm I'm Harry, oh! sorry good morning" Harry rattled.
"Hi, this is four pm" the lady corrected.
"Harry you don fuckup, why your life deh like this na?" Harry gave himself a mental knock.
"Sorry, good evening I'm Harry but call me Garri, the both names mean the same thing" Harry introduced.
"No!!!! no tell am dat kind thing na,no make ur village pple rejoice ontop your case" Harry mentally reasoned.
"Excuse me as in Garri?" The lady asked getting interested in exploiting Harry foolishness.
"No!! Just Harry" He said scratching his head.
"Fine any problem?" The lady asked.

Chapter 2 contd......

Harry sang joromi by simi as he moved to his apartment, he met his long time crush Mirabel at his door post. They both exchanged pleasantries and moved in.

"Wetin carry you come my house this evening, if na kpomor u wan chop me no get strength" Harry said stiffling a yawn.
"Stop na, i just wan come see how you deh" Mirabel said undressing.

Harry immediately turned sharply
"No tell me say you wan sleep here oh"
"No i bring foodstuff to cook na" Mirabel said moving to the kitchen.
"Mirabel i don't want this continuation to continue again, you are not my wife not even my girlfriend" Harry said obviously irritated.

Mirabel turned in anger and gave Harry a resounding slap.
"Eh don do! U ko regret am" she said in tears and left.
"Ur face deh like person weh no deh see food chop, see ur leg like dry fish omoh! U ugly die" Harry said amidst laughter.

He undressed, had a quick bath and sat down to remince about the day's event. He tried to take his mind off the strange lady but he couldn't. He had never been a fan of going to church but he knew he had to pray; a prayer palmwine or maybe his villagers composed
"The lord is my sheep everly i no ko beg, he make me lie down for blue passion. God of david and jonattan even saul i hail thee! na u been turn water to kai-kai, na u make mirabel slap me, nothing wey u no fit do for this town, na u be the area of the area boys, God fight my battle and hold my piss! Me na Harry the Garri"

He concluded his prayer and selected olamide's hit track 'poverty die‘ His desire to meet the strange lady was growing wild with passion.

He dozed off, tomorrow was going to be a hectic day.









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Chapter 2

DEM BOYS

Harry ran back into the shed he had changed into a blue shirt on a white pants with a black canvas.

"She don pass?"Harry asked.

"No" The men chorused simultaneously.

"Okon oya drop that money under the table" Peter spoke. Okon then dropped the money under the table.

"You madooo why you drop the money there you wan make wind carry am?" Peter said looking at Okon in disbelief.

"No be you say make him keep am under the table?" Peter said pointing to the top of the table.

Harry laughed at his foolishness and the other men joined suit .

"You no sabi anything at all"Harry said and laughed louder.

"Harry or wetin they call you,u deh always form prof" Peter said in anger.

"Eh! I been go skul na" Harry replied him.

"No be primary weh you been stop i been go reach jss5" Peter argued foolishly.Harry and the men laughed at him

"Gbam! The girl deh come"

Gbam!Gbam!!

"Oya Garri go stop am"Okon ordered.

Harry immediately stood up.
"Abi i don warn una!no call me garri again"

"Sharrap deh go stop that lady-girl" Okon fired at him.

Harry moved out of the shed he was about calling the lady when a voice pinged in his brain.

"Harry wetin u wan do"

"I wan stop that lady na" Harry replied.

"Harry u ko shape ur life that girl deh like person wey go answer u?" The voice continued.

"Get behind me satan" Harry muttered.

But he couldn't. move an inch, he had just developed cold feet.

"Another day ko come na" he said and walked back to the shed.

The men jointly laughed at him.

"I for stop dat lady" Harry said cleaning his brows

"I no been prepare to meet am eh get romance book wey i for read before i meet am" Harry rattled in frustration.

"You sabi read book Garri?"Peter asked a useless question.

"Na ur fada wey no sabi read" Harry fired back.

"So u wan quote book give the girl?"Okon asked

"U no go understand" Harry said standing up.

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Harry sang Joromi by simi as he moved to his apartment. He met his long time crush Mirabel at his door post. They both entered the room after exchanging pleasantries.

"Wetin carry you come this evening if na kpomor you wan chop me no get strength" Harrysaid stiffling a yawn.





To be continued.....................

DESIRE
John Mfon

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Pls make d update lenghty
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No worries chapter 2 will be ready by today. One love

DEDICATED TO LUKE MFON

Chapter 1.

A tall lady with a flawless skin, large bosoms and an imposing backside passed in a street. Her beauty was superb with an air of bubbling personality. She moved with accurate steps swinging her backside though unconsiously but seductive.
Some men were sitted in an open shed obviously admiring the beautiful lady.

"Omoh see queen " a man commended.

"This woman na mammy water " a man sang k.Daniel's sensation song.

"Sabi how you deh talk, na my wifey be that"

"Thunder fire your fada, u fit marry that kind woman?" Another man said.

"Why? She no deh my class?" Harry asked standing up.
"I fit go stop am she deh go her aunty side" Harry said straining his eyes to view the lady.

"That fine girl get aunty for this side?" A man fired.

"Na you stupid pass for my village which kind question be dat?" Harry fired back at him.

"Ok! Harry if u fit stop dat babe i go find u 3k"Okon a heavily built man said.

Harry thought for a while....

"Okon make am 5k" Harry said and dashed out of the shed.

"Where you deh run go sef?" The men asked him.

"Your papa house" Harry fired back. The men roared in laughter.


Harry ran home, changed his dressing to a more swaggerlicious one and rushed out.




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PROLOGUE
Harry Udeme a street boy from birth ,he never had people to call parents.hismother was a prostitute in Porthaccourt.She gave birth to Harry and dumped him for his grandmother,who died when he was seven years old.
He attended a primary school and fairly could but writing was a problem.Though at the age of thirtytwo,he wasn't married.He hustled right from birth doing odd jobs to earn a living.
He had the burning desire to marry a graduate andhad been bidding his time to meet one.

This is a pure comic thriller.
Let's see how Harry plays his game when he finally meets. a graduate.

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An Epic thriller,a tragic-comic story dedicated to all who beleives in the fight for greatness and those who have the burning desire to make impossibilities possible.
John Mfon
(c)2019
TRINITY PRODUCTIONS

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No parts of this work is to be reproduced or transmitted without the prior permission of the writer.
Please constructive criticism is welcomed.


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