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NYSC do something na....... Am tired of staying at home....: d boredom is absolutely nothing to right home about self....:

Anyways i did choose Enugu, AkwaIbom, Plateau and Kaduna....: so pls who can help me influence my posting to Enugu....: i will really appreciate if i can get d help #Thanks

xprimate:
good morning guys. Pls i finished with 2 2 but my green card is showing 3 class. Will this be an issuewhen registering in camp or should i get a later from my dept. thanks.

lamba

keypad1:
To fvck this rita dominic dey hungry. Old toto is always an experienced to.

Placing my hands on nyash and banging her from behind hitting and g spot will be so nice.

Since she is old her klitoris will be well matured and formed affording my tongue to suck and lick it well.

I will be able to put 4 of my fingers inside her toto and finger her g spot well. Playing with her labia and vulva.

Her huge lips is well formed to suck my deeeek like a chocolate bar.

My preek will do the rest work as i spread her legs and fvck her as she moans scream shed tears for me to fvck her harder harder harder.

u need to b banned....: mind u dis is not Romance Section.

GeneralOjukwu:

Go and read my post again....slowly or give it to someone to read. I just asked questions, I wanted to avoid the places charging 80k for 3 people.

Secondly, since you say Bentleys are so PLENTY, what fraction of the total car population might they be? I would love your answer to this.

Finally, if you believe this story, I have snow to sell for you in Maiduguri.

chai.... Savagery at its peak.

najoke:
hold on, are conductors now on Nairaland....na wah o! .. i can see conductor1,conductor2,conductor3...etc ...wonders shall never end.....Nairaland has really tried, we have gala sellers, spare parts sellers and now conductors commenting here...God bless Nigeria

are Conductors not humans.....

Lets say they are even Conductors here, don't they have d right to comment #ABSURD

we hope so

Admin199:
Longest time here oooo. .

Ocean 2 are u ready??

Mehn!!! Camp no be moi moi oo. . 1st week and 2nd week will be really boring. .from parade to the boring saed lectures. .mtcheww rubbish. .only the 3rd week will be fun. .

Advice:

Get a babe/real Gs that will keep u company during those boring periods .. Yes babes oo. .They truly help and it's very easy to get 1. .infact a boy (real nigga oo) is at least entitled to 2 babes. At least oo. .Yes nah. .ratio of boys to girls is like 1:2.5..No dulling...but Mami sha for some

Anyways, served in nsit atai camp, akwaibom state. .

It's only in akwaibom camp that they will kill cow and serve us fish in the kitchen

I rep platoon 4. Yes nah. 1st in carnival,1st in football..

Well if u happen to be posted there and you'll like to be posted to town (preferably uyo) for ya ppa(ministry etc). .that's where I come in and can help out. .cos 90% will be posted to schools in villages ..Akwaibom truly need teachers oo..lol .. Contact me when u get posted to akwaibom tho. .

Before I drop my pen, let me leave u with this song (originated from akwaibom camp using the saed anthem tune)

Kitchen, kitchen oo (×2)
Come and see (×2)
Kitchen people has cooked yam again

Una go chop yam and beans tire

Best of luck ..

pls can u influence my posting to Enugu? Cuz am in ocean2...: i did opt for Akwa Ibom, Enugu, Kaduna, and Plateau.

scarletkinq:
that place will be flooded with almajiris and fulanis that park lost its glory long ago

Almajiris and Fulanis are also Nigerians na....:

you self #Absurd

Millennium park Abuja Nigeria

Elbizzcklinz:
Let truth be told, the occupants will understand. God bless and change u.

and also change u and your entire family....:

people like u cause Panic and tension in d society...:, how can u label a whole Local Government Area pro-violent just because dey are Muslim? Only insane human does dat. Funny enough u are a Youth Corp member...... Too bad d kind of graduate our schools produce nowadays, cuz u just too shallow and myopic to be graduate.
Mind u don't quote me again unless u drop down dat comment, cuz if u do den i got no other option but to report to necessary authorities about d falsehood u are spreading.

Elbizzcklinz:
Oh, pls be careful, that place is a muslim dominated area...they are prone to violence. Am @ ijumu lga

come why are u spreading false info Cuz its dominated by Muslim means its violent place? I pity your type though #Rubbish

okay okay. You want the lingua franca as English. Then the school electives as French and Spanish right? At least we read our bibles with English, so how would the Muslims read their Koran? I am not a Muslim, as a matter of fact I am Christian but frankly you are very selfish. There are over 70 million Christians in Nigeria who need English to study their bibles. There are also over 70 million Muslims who need Arabic to study their Koran. So is Spanish more beneficial to Nigeria than Arabic? You are selfish

cristianisraeli:
theres nothing intelligent about what u are saying...telling us its arabic language and not islamic studies..how is that intelligent man

we are talking about a language thats based on religion so yes..i need to know which side ur on...if ur a christian i can know how to address u better and make u understand what u dont know about stealth jihad and tell u to wake up from ur slumber,ok.

then if ur a muslim then i will know what to tell u...arabic is a religious language...u cant divorce then both,ok.

big ups mapet for trying to put some senses into Cristianisraeli we all tried also but failed.... Now i knw he got a blocked brain so full of religious bigotry and sentiment....! I pity his type tho: Mr dyydxx is even more constructive Dan himself. Like i did say before now Mr mapet u have tried ur best just free him.
And finally d Minister of Education did clear d air on dis issue yesterday duric Federal Executive meeting, so i guess dis dies down all dis needless argument #Thanks

mapet:
The first person that needs to be address is this OP, with your low-grade blog/sub-website that will not take time to do proper research before posting and falsifying things that are in the public domain. I am coming to address the folly of CAN

1. @OP, Why did you not inform your readers that what is currently being implemented was the recommendation of an Educational Summit in 2014 made through National Educational in 2014 (NES 2014). That one of the recommendation of this summit was that students were taking too many subjects (15-18 in extreme cases) and this was affecting their performances in exams. The recommendation was that these subjects be reduced to a maximum 10 and minimum 8. The summit recommendation was endorsed for execution by GEJ.
http://thenationonlineng.net/at-the-national-education-summit-nes-2014-is-there-a-dividing-line-between-the-failing-nigerian-state-and-its-utterly-failed-educational-system-for-dipo-fasina-the-convener-of-nes-2014/
http://www.informationng.com/2014/10/ASUU-others-to-hold-education-summit-to-address-system-rot.html

2. Subjects were "affinity-grouped" together to be able to streamline them to the target maximum of 10. As such when subject as grouped like these, each of the former subjects are then classified into themes which the provision for students to pick their preferred theme. I think it is only reasonable and responsible that you report the truth, anything short is irresponsibility and senselessness. Both CRK and IRK are classified under various themes. Students can then choose their preferred theme. There was nothing done to CRK that same was not done to IRK. Both CRK and IRK are classified under the subject Religion and National Values (RNV). on the NERDC website http://www.nerdc.org.ng/eCurriculum/CurriculumSTructure.aspx, it was clearly stated that Separate classes should be run for CRS theme and IS theme

3. I passed through secondary school in the late 80s and early 90s. Even as at then, the options were Arabic Studies/French. There is nothing called Islamic Arabic Studies. Arabic Studies as always been known as Arabic Studies.

4. You also shamelessly lied that "French teachers are more or less non-existent in secondary schools". Where the heck did you pull that lie from?

5. CAN or political CAN is becoming more of an embarrassment, and will soon be confined to oblivion. One will expect a serious body like can to seek understanding on one part, before jumping into embarrasing conclusions. On the other, I would have expected can to be one of the pressure groups pressing for improved quality of education, addressing infrastructural deficits in govt schools, working with govt to increase enrollment rates. It would seem to me that CAN's evangelism strategy is to adopt negative propaganda.............

dis is it....: i guess dis should die down all d baseless argument on dis platform about dis issue. Bravo for d detailed clarification wit backed up evidence. I Think ( Ollah ) and ( ChristianIsraeli ) needs to c dis.

cristianisraeli:
i dont need u to enjoy my comment capish...muslims support isis..YES..do u want me to show u videos and proofs??dont come on here and spew nonsense baby girl...if u dont know whats happening around the world just keep on playing with ur toys at home,ok...my points are based on facts and not hear say...lots of muslims want to live in an islamic state..its u thats shallow minded...ok...the world is more than makeup,instagram and facebook,ok..am always fighting for the opressed women around the world..do u know some women are been sold as slaves as i right this...yazidi and christian women...i guess u dont know..stick to snap chat and leave world issues for those that know whats up.ok

now look at the chart below and tell me whos shallow minded...


In Turkey, a country of around 75 million people, the Pew poll says only 8 percent of the population supports ISIS. That's equivalent to 6 million people.

In Pakistan, Pew states only 9 percent support it, but there are 182 million people living in the country. This equals 16 million supporters of the group.

When adding up every other poll in this same format, the number of Muslims who told the Pew Research Center they support ISIS comes to a total of 60 million Muslims.

More numbers unaccounted for in the poll include the massive amount of people who answered "undecided" in each of the countries where the study was done.

Sixty-two percent of Pakistanis replied "Don't know" to the question "Do you have an opinion of the Islamic-militant group in Iraq and Syria known as ISIS?" With the population of 182 million people, the "undecideds" turn out to be over 100 million Pakistanis.

This is also true with Senegal, where 29 percent of people are also undecided. Among those joining the list are Malaysia, Burkina Faso, Nigeria, Turkey, Indonesia, Palestine, Jordan and Israel.

The figures include a recent Pew Research study, which found that even in Nigeria – the country with the highest levels of support for Isis outside Syria

The numbers of people "undecided" on the issues of ISIS add up to more than 250 million people.

Another country, Syria, also has very large numbers of supporters for ISIS. While the country isn't on the Pew survey, Syria is on a poll done by left-wing, pro-immigration news source Independent. The poll reveals that 21percent of Muslims in Syria support ISIS. With a total population of more than 22 million, that works out to about 4 and a half million people.

All told, 60 million Muslims in the Middle East support ISIS, while more than 250 million remain undecided about a terrorist group that routinely tortures its victims — including throwing homosexuals off roofs, sexually enslaving underaged girls, and beheading Christians — demolishes cities, and wants to set up the most extreme form of Sharia law in conquered territories.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDcVluXJuVM



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoZSxjSrVOI


http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/587951/Islamic-State-ISIS-Muslims-jihad-Iraq-Syria-Clarion-Project-terrorism

i took my time going tru your points and all d evidence u did post...:, u only just made me confirmed d words i did use on u which is u so damn 'Shallow Minded'.
I'm not d Arguing time Mr Man.... I just can't waste my Precious time like MR OLLAH to convince someone so delusional like u...:
pls be sincere wit me and answer dis view questions...
1: do u have Muslims Friends
2: have u travelled out of dis country before? If yes name few countries u have visited pls...
3: have u checked d Curriculum dat Ffk and Reno are talking about to verify their claims? Or u are just arguing on Hear/Say like i did mention last time out.
4: and d last is... Pls respect strangers, dis is just a forum, so please learn hw to interact wit strangers especially ladies. #GoodNight Mr ProIsrael

cristianisraeli:
good u agree that 10% of muslims are radicals and i have proof,ok..do u know how many 10% of 1.3billion would be...God never told bush and told to do that stop spreading lies..with all the following of the book that muslims do..what have they been able to invent?

those part of those scriptures should be dusted back to the middles ages...u dont throw gays off the roof in 2017 where there freedom to live ur life the way u want..u dont stop people from drinking alcohol...u dont say u have the right to take slaves and kill christians..its in the koran...christians and jews are refered as the people of the book...u know the meaning of jizyah..this is 2017....do u know lots of muslims support ISIS?if u say no..i will show u some proof according to polls that was conducted in muslim countries all over the world..many of them want to live in an islamic state..governed by sharia law..but u still see them running to the europe and america

i was enjoying your comment until i reached where u say Muslims support isis and u got u fact via a poll...: dats when i realised u sayin trash and u just dropping ur points and fact from Hear/Say.
To be frank wit u, u so shallow minded and no point arguing wit u....; its just counter productive.

nonut:
I downloaded the subtitles from addic7ed. I've explained how to add subtitles to mx player twice already.
Flip back through the pages and you'll see it, or better still, go through my posts.

can't find it Ooo... Since u did say u have explained it before... Can u just copy one of d explanation and paste it as "Quote" for me pls?

nonut:
Try the two downloads and find out for yourself.

jeez u are so Mean

alBHAGDADI:
You will never see Muslims come here to condemn this move that undermines the right of others. But if such was done against Islam, you will see the way they will blowing hot, not verbally but by killing innocent humans.

Their aim is for Islam to dominate and take over the world. Ask them how they want to achieve it, they become mute. Their being mute doesn't mean that they don't know how they want to achieve it. Rather, they keep mute because if they should speak they will simply shock. The tactics is to migrate to non-islamic regions and start to demanding for shariah law like London is experiencing now. They move to out-breed the owners of the land so that they can have voting power. When that seems slow, they use terrorism to put fear in people who in turn give them their demands so as not to see chaos. That is why you see western Nations appeasing them. What those nations don't know is that the more you give to Satan, the more he demands cos he's never satisfied.

When they manage to get power, religious freedom is thrown into the gutter. All the rights they enjoyed as a minority religion is denied to the new minority religion. Isn't that what we are experiencing in Nigeria now as they now have power? They are gradually using terrorism, Fulani herdsmen and now anti-education to fight against the people of the Living God called YAHWEH.

Where are the so-called Men Of God or Generals of God now that there is a battle against His Children? Where is Pastor Adeboye, Oyedepo, Oyakhilome, and all the comfortable private jet flying pastors? Do they think that fighting in God's camp entails flamboyance and opulence?

If this curriculum flies, then all the pastors that supported Buhari will face God's judgement cos they failed Him, that's if they were really His called servants.

story

nonut:
Try toxicwap for normal quality.
Use showbox for high quality.

what's d average Mb size for episodes in Showbox And its toxicwap normal quality better Dan dat of 02tvseries? Cuz d latter is d only site i download from.

nonut:
Weirdo.

from d screenshot u shared i can see subtle.... It came wit d series or u downloaded it yourself If u downloaded it, pls teach me d process.... #Curious

IamLEGEND1:
i'll recommend Person of interest,Lethal weapon and Crossing lines.

Person of Interest- More sci-fi oriented than the other two....has a tight overarching storyline sprinkled with your regular case of the week. no sappy love storylines.

Lethal weapon- leans more towards comedy and over-the-top action scenes. doesn't seem to have a definite end game at first but stuff heats up towards the end. you should totally watch this one. just one season aired so far. will be back for season 2.

Crossing lines- this is a more straightforward 'intelligience' series. individual cops with various specialties brought together from all over europe by the International Criminal Court to investigate cross-border crimes in the european states.
so there you have it. my 2kobo.

thanks dear but i have watched Cross lines and person of interest...: and anything comedy is a No-No for me.

Wait lemme clarify u a lil, am talking about series within dis circle (Blacklist, Quantico, Blindspot, 24, Crisis, prisonBreak... Etc) so pls help me out.

Pls house.... Any intelligence, CIA or detective series to watch Since TheBlacklist and PrisonBreak ain't releasing any new Season/Episode for now am just bored. So pls i need recommendations pls #Thanks

I'm so much in love wit Intelligence Series...: patiently waiting for y'all recommendations

segunk1:
Good morning my awesome nairalanders, I sincerely appologize for not keeping to promises and I'm also sorry I ve not been functioning well wen it comes to dropping of updates, been going off n on due to all activities I engaged myself with while on camp.
I know I ve offended the entire house so please forgive n accept my appology.

Now I'm fully home, I promise to help tackle any related nysc question to d best of my knowledge, just mention me.
Thanks guys.

alright....: so what's d basic document we need to come along wit to camp' since u are part of batch A steam 1. U surely gonna have 1st hand Information about all we need to carry along. And Which of d document must b Original/Photocopy and apart from document what are d other things u tink we meet to come along wit from home (I'm asking on behalf of stream 2 pls) Thanks.

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ranson:
6. Been and Being -

This mistake is extremely common and embarrassing. I see this mistake very often even from people who claimed they are seasoned writers.

and u dint drop d correction

ekensi01:
Only that material reach 10yard..


Money is good tho.

All those fools who are saying it offering and tithe money just know that you will not get close to heaven at all IJN. AMEN

na your mama no go near heaven (idiot) may be na your salary e use by d Yard self.

Its people like u Daddy-Freeze often talks about #FirstClassShipple

chymes0359:

Please when is batch A stream II going to camp? Need answer/REPLY ASAP.. THANKS..

no official date for now...: but all direction is pointing at 4th of July 2017.

salford1:
You are right.

Since I am staying away from them, i don't have to worry about buying fakes anymore. I had similar experience with mmc's from Argos in the UK. luckily for me, i haven't left the store before it started acting up, and I was given a replacement immediately. Same thing happened with the replacement. I was eventually given a gift card to spend on something else.

This particular SD ultra now giving me problem was bought at BestBuy in Canada.

lamba

techgirlng:
It takes literally a few seconds to upload your photos to the Cloud. There are so many options. Google drive and Dropbox are probably one of the best.

pls gimme details of savings pix in Google drive and dropBox?

babatee90:
Nope I mean 2017 Batch A stream II

are u high

Mexyz:
How much come be total allawee? nawao

did i tell u to opt for Abuja? You never see anything