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Celebrities › Re: Man Dressed Up As A Lady Wearing High-heel Shoes, Photo Goes Viral by NOC1(m): 9:24am On Jun 17, 2019
see as him resemble Kano Gorilla wey de eat millions.

Whatever pays your bills (Genuine), keep it up. that is why i don't have anything against Bobrisky as a cross dresser, for the fact you have not seen him with a man, his so called stupidity is paying his bills.
Crime › Re: Housewife Pours Hot Water On Husband`s Apprentice by NOC1(m): 7:42am On Jun 16, 2019
those house boys do sleep with madam, oga sisters, madam sisters.
a friend who is now an importer in Aspanda narrated how he slept with his ogas wife all through the time he served him and after he was done serving him.
most of those guys dont have time for their wives, and their wives are house wives who are sex starved. they threaten and cunningly take advantage of their husbands helps.
probably madam don catch am with another person (close relation) because oga boy and madam no get much if not washing ogas cloth and the initial thing i mentioned.
Celebrities › Re: I Use Bikes When I'm Late To Airport, Nina Ivy Defends Bobrisky. by NOC1(m): 7:34am On Jun 16, 2019
Those that dont stay in lagos won't understand what traffic means, i went to Alaba yesterday, if not byke i used from Alakija to Alaba, i for sleep for road.
Politics › Re: Buhari Got N260k Loan To Build His House In 1984 (Throwback Photo) by NOC1(m): 7:47pm On Jun 15, 2019
good, how lonf did it take him to pay back?
Properties › Re: Akowonjo: Fire Service Trucks Arrive Burning House Without Water by NOC1(m): 5:48pm On Jun 15, 2019
hmmm, Standard is immediately you have used the water in the truck, replace the water according to the standard.
ones the fire truck is back from work replacement and treatment is done before the fire fighters submit their report, and in the report it must be stated that the fire fighting machine is in good shape.
Politics › Re: There’s No Future For Nigeria, Northerners Unreasonable – Ohanaeze Ndigbo by NOC1(m): 12:24pm On Jun 15, 2019
Those days when I was a gambler if I lose I always try to be quiet and blame myself and moves which led to my loss.
Ohaneze gambled and it failed, they should keep quiet and prepare for next election. As they are preparing they should ask, where did we get it wrong and then try not to make same mistake.
But buhari should build a bridge and unite the nation, let him turn their weakness to his strength. The prodigal son was forgiven and celebrated.
Celebrities › Re: Nigerians React to Ruggedman Attack In London by NOC1(m): 12:13pm On Jun 15, 2019
How is rugged baba a snitch?
do they know the meaning of snitch
Crime › Re: EFCC Takes Custody of Vessel, 13 Suspected Oil Thieves (photos) by NOC1(m): 9:51pm On Jun 14, 2019
Kenneth10110:
Every arrest now is EFCC police just dey enjoy
Navy arrested, handed them over to EFCV
Travel › Re: Flood Destroys Over N15m Worth Of Goods In Aba, Renders Many Homeless by NOC1(m): 1:17pm On Jun 14, 2019
maybachmusic:
Lagos is a shlt hole

Everywhere is thrash


Lekki epee after ajah is now one lane cause of water using the other

Badagry zero

Traffic ? Endless

Even with your 400 naira toll on bridge

U have to wait an hour

Nonsense overhyped state
do you know the population of lagos?

If it is nonsense, why do everybody struggle to be in Lagos
Travel › Re: Flood Destroys Over N15m Worth Of Goods In Aba, Renders Many Homeless by NOC1(m): 1:01pm On Jun 14, 2019
where is that Kerosene pics?

Useless citizens, why did i say they are useless? they had an opportunity to re-write their misfortunes but they traded it with 5litres of Kerosene. Before i call them fools, i do not know if it is their fate, But Jabez changed his.

Even lagos that is sitting below sea level is not this bad.

I dedicate this FTC to my Imo brothers who have been doing the right thing, we will keep on changing them till we get it right. God bless Imo state.
Business › Re: Exchange Between First Bank & Twitter User Who Mocked The Elephant On Their Logo by NOC1(m): 5:53am On Jun 14, 2019
nice response from First bank
Politics › Re: Atiku, PDP Asking Us For Server That We Don’t Have, INEC Tells by NOC1(m): 9:53pm On Jun 13, 2019
new2012:
Stop embarrassing yourself.. You can't accredit from the thin air.. There's a database some where that stores such data for which accreditation is done.. If they deny having such data on voting, it makes more sense than denying servers and databases exist.

The internet is there man, read, learn before you talk
they are talking server for voting not accreditation.
Politics › Re: Atiku, PDP Asking Us For Server That We Don’t Have, INEC Tells by NOC1(m): 9:49pm On Jun 13, 2019
kikake:
You sound ignorance of the difference between voting and actual collation of votes.

If you voted manually, the collation of votes is done electronically and stored in a server.
collation done lectronically, where?
after figures where added up in collation centres with calculators, have you been inside LGA collation centre before?
mu brother wakeup, everything is done on spread sheet.
Politics › Re: Atiku, PDP Asking Us For Server That We Don’t Have, INEC Tells by NOC1(m): 9:44pm On Jun 13, 2019
dehi:
am telling you now,,,, INEC told presiding officers to transmit result.... That is E-collation
how will it be done?
Politics › Re: Atiku, PDP Asking Us For Server That We Don’t Have, INEC Tells by NOC1(m): 9:38pm On Jun 13, 2019
switsylver:
I was acreditted electronically. Do you ran to say no server was used for the accreditation?
accreditation and voting are two different thing. when you got accredited did it show you the party you voted?
Politics › Re: Atiku, PDP Asking Us For Server That We Don’t Have, INEC Tells by NOC1(m): 9:36pm On Jun 13, 2019
dehi:
oga I was an APO1... Presiding officers where mandated by INEC to transfer or transmit results through the card reader.... INEC is Harding something
there is no result in card reader, card reader only have number of accredited voters.
Politics › Re: Lady Cries Out As 30 Minutes Downpour Swallowed Vehicles In Asaba (Photos) by NOC1(m): 8:39pm On Jun 13, 2019
That guy Okowa and Ikpeazu of Abia state are the worst Governor in SouthSouth and SouthEast. From Asaba to warri has not Changed after Ibori left, especially warri.
Sports › Re: Barcelona Fan Rocks Their Jersey To The Unveiling Of Eden Harard by NOC1(m): 8:33pm On Jun 13, 2019
The title should be a Barcelona Fc fan cross carpets on the swearing in ceremony of new Governor (Eden Hazard).

People do take riskoo, what if a psycho beats him up?
Politics › Re: Buhari Receives Brahimi Ghazli, President Of Sahrawi Arab Democratic Republic by NOC1(m): 6:10pm On Jun 13, 2019
My first time of coming across the name (country).


Let Nigeria succeed
Politics › Re: Atiku, PDP Asking Us For Server That We Don’t Have, INEC Tells by NOC1(m): 6:05pm On Jun 13, 2019
krendo:
Professor Mahmoud Yakubu should be put in the dock to answer questions under oat

Let him deny that INEC did not transmit results to a server under oat
if results were transmitted to server, why will the returning officers fly to Abuja to announce and correct the results.
Politics › Re: Atiku, PDP Asking Us For Server That We Don’t Have, INEC Tells by NOC1(m): 5:58pm On Jun 13, 2019
Bitchiamjay:
Same inec wey introduce Electronic voting before election? grin

Now them no get server.

This country is one funny mur'Fvcker grin


It's crystal that Atiku won the election.

Inec is really taking orders from mohammadu buhari grin

I can't fit laugh.
did you vote electronically?
you voted manually and your results were transmitted and collated manually.
Celebrities › Re: Bolanle Ninalowo And Regina Daniels Strike A Pose On Set Of 'The Enemy I Know' by NOC1(m): 9:18am On Jun 13, 2019
logan2:
Ta you are the one who should mechionu, it's obvious you don't know how easy it is to Bleep a girl with a banging body such as ninalowo's
I'm sure you are a virgin,or possibly,your wife is the only person you've ever bleeped undecided
HAHAHAHAHA, Mr bangerleee no kill me with laugh this morning.
Politics › Re: Osinbajo Daughter, Dami Looks Gorgeous As She Steps Out For Democracy Day [photo by NOC1(m): 6:06am On Jun 13, 2019
beautiful and quiet unlike kiki, but that is the beauty of family, all must not be calm... the mad ones among us make the house lifely.
Politics › Re: Tinubu, El-rufai And An ‘accidental’ Meeting (photo) by NOC1(m): 5:56am On Jun 13, 2019
Westsida:
Godfatherrism is just like a Coloqual that’s being used in Politics. The real word is a Political leader. Let me use you as an example;

Okay your interested in contesting for a GOV position tomorrow, how do you wanna go about it in terms of finance? How do you wanna approach the stakeholders that would spend right from campaign till after election? This is why a Political leader is always needed. Don’t tell me you won’t need any money for campaigning & others! It’s everywhere! Even El-Rufai himself is a Godfather to some politicians. These Political leaders are the ones that would approach stakeholders for you. The strongest politician is the one with lots of shareholders cos money would never be their problem! I’m ain’t supporting it myself, but let’s be realistic, who’s gonna vote for you in this our country when you don’t even have money for campaigning? Godfatherism in politics would become a history today if Nigerians can start voting without you having to spend a lot of money for campaign but of course, they won’t even take you serious. It would be hard for a politician without stakeholders( which can not be approach by all these Political leaders) to succeed in this our country. It’s the truth! I trust my Naija people. Nah them go still dey talk who is this one without proper campaign.
even in the Developed and Developing countries, before you win any election you must get the backing of political leaders of different blocks, are you gonna raise your campaign money from sky?
tge difference between ours and them is the conditions our political leaders give you, which Will not have a positive impact to the society.
theirs is always an avenue to grow their businesses which depends on the ideology of the political party.
Celebrities › Re: Bolanle Ninalowo And Regina Daniels Strike A Pose On Set Of 'The Enemy I Know' by NOC1(m): 10:46pm On Jun 12, 2019
LearnITsmash:
Trust me when I say this, this dude will climb this girl Las Las undecided cheap girls everywhere
Taaa, mechie onu. na so climb easy, how many you don climb, you think say na to pick all this bend down select way full for Obalande, be this. even those ones na your money for hand back for ground.
The manner in which some people talk is annoying, not every girl you do see with a guy has slept with him. girls are not cheap, for the fact she gave you does not mean she is giving it to everybody, many who are richer, handsome etc tried but did not succeed.
Politics › Re: June 12 Presidential Election Result And Why IBB Annulled It by NOC1(m): 10:29pm On Jun 12, 2019
vote buying did not start today, from what IBB said there was vote buying.
Celebrities › Re: This Year By Jaywon Performed By Choir Master In A Celestial Church, Small Docto by NOC1(m): 12:42pm On Jun 12, 2019
the choir master is killing it.
Politics › Re: Imo North: Court Fixes Date For Ruling On Uwajumogu’s Case As Senator-elect by NOC1(m):
Hahahhahhahha, politics is deep only the smart ones can swim in it.
Uwajumogu will emerge, the reason for all this things you are seeing was just to have a smooth and less free emergency of the Presiding officers in the National Assembly. since it has been achieved everyone will have his ticket. even Akpabio might come bk via tribunal judgement.
those guys where to forward with their ambitions, Akpibio was ready to be Senate president, Rochas and Uwajumogu was planning to be DSP.
Politics › Re: Rochas Speech After Receiving Certificate Of Return by NOC1(m): 5:49am On Jun 12, 2019
Idibia18:
If Rochas could near that National Assembly as a Senator, Just give up hope of Nigeria becoming a better country.

I give up.. Olili Anya Adighi na Ala Naijieria

Nigeria is a place where people of other nations who sinned in their previous lives are sentenced to do penance in another lifetime.

Those who escaped to abroad, I hope we are not posponing you own punishment so?

Because if there is punishment for "escaping" let me kuku come and serve the sentence. I go do both!
you people should quit hatting this man, what are his sins?
1. he is in APc
2. he did not use traditional politicians all through his 8 years.
3. He allowed freedom of speech, he is one man you can insult and he will crack a joke with your insult.
these are the 3 major sins of Rochas. i know he is not perfect but who is perfect?
if you people can celebrate the likes of T. A. Orji, Okowa, former Governor of Kwara, Ortom etc who are nothing to write home about, why call for the head of Rochas.
If you can be truthful to yourself, not leaving on lies of social media, no Governor have impacted positively in Imo State like Rochas, He might be a greedy and power drunk politician no doubt.
What are the mistakes of Rochas.
1. playing pick 2 at the middle of the whot game without covering it, a good whot player doesnt do that unless his opponent is saying last card, some people like me will even pick a market and ask you to win. what i mean here is he let the people know that he is running for president come 2023, then those who see him as threat cooked for him. in a discuss show with Jimi, Fashola was asked if he is running for 2023, he killed the question with an answer, that he missed his family. but you and I knows that he has the plan to run, as big as Tinubu he is equally keeping his plans to his chest. but Rochas and Akpabio played exposed their plan and they are laying for it.
2. Anointing his son inlaw, was the most foolish thing to do in state like Imo where the scribes reside, Imo has no gun but they have a pen and it is more powerful than a gun.
Politics › Re: National Assembly Turning Into ‘gentlemen Club’ – Tinubu by NOC1(m): 9:15am On Jun 11, 2019
Amuocha:
Useless Tinubu family member

Her husaban once benefitted from the exclusive exotic gentlemen's club in one republic like that embarassed
how useful is your own family?

people should learn how to talk. criticism, hate speech and insults are two different things. People should stop hiding under freedom of speech and exhibit folly
Celebrities › Re: Timaya Off To America To Charge His Phone (Photo) by NOC1(m): 11:17am On Jun 10, 2019
Why do Artist wear big shoes
Politics › Re: Chinedum Orji 'Ikuku' Elected Speaker In Abia (Ex Governor Theodore Orji's Son) by NOC1(m): 11:16am On Jun 10, 2019
Theorde Orji and not Kalu

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