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!@#ASUUTHINGS

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[quote author=Okija_juju]Maybe! Just maybe if Fayemi were Governor of Anambra State, My shrine head Quarters in Okija would never have been destroyed..








_{I will sue the Government for 500 Billion Naira compensation... For destroying a Traditional Institution that is my Shrine.}[/quote]I feel for you these days wth your comments on Nairaland.

One of those days...

Hhhahah!


Why am I laughing so hard?

Laudable.

ba7man: Manifestos are simply a reflection of the problems a nation is experiencing it.

This proves that both parties know what the problem is......The question is..."Has PDP being able to effect it"??

Stop deceiving yourself, you know the answer yourself!

Peeps in...

SMH. Another tribal thread.

I'm out.

Only in one country I know: Nigeria

Jomark: You know what? We the straight are winning both ways: the fine guys are leaving the girls for us the average. On the other side, it is only the ugly girls with body as stiff as rock that turn lesbians... Hahhahaha ...guys celebrate with me we are winning both ways. *singing He has done for me* join me guys if u are straight

See ignorance at its zenith.

Which also means it is only feminine men that turn GAY abi?

Park well, Brutus.

APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER.

FILL THE FORM IN OWN HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS.

I, _______________ , hereby apply to marry your daughter Sir.
I am _____ years old.

Please answer the following questions honestly.

1. Do you go to church? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No.
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No.
4. Are you working? Yes/No.
5. Do you have a car? Yes/No.

If your answer to any of the above questions was NO, do not continue. Leave my house and don't look back. If all your answers were YES, then continue.

1. In 50 words or more, describe the disadvantages of cheating in marriage.
_______________ _____ _______________ _____

2. With the aid of a diagram, explain how you can give respect to your father in-law or mother in-law.

3. Suppose your wife says, "Honey, I need money for my hair-style at the saloon", what would you answer? _______________ _____ _______________ _____

4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
_______________ _____ _______________ _____

5. What does the term 'Good Husband' mean to you? _______________ _____ _______________ _____

6. Do you have both dad and mum? Yes/No.
If No, explain why?

7. Were your parents legally married? Yes/No. If YES, for how long?
If the time of their marriage is less than your age, explain why you were born out of wedlock.

8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY" as used by women. (100 words)

9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep outside his house.

10. In case of divorce, who do you think is the owner of the kids between father and mother?

Answer the following by Yes or No.

1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No.
2. Do you smoke? Yes/No.
3. Are you short-tempered? Yes/No.

LAST PART, BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT.

1. When can you be free for interviews?
_______________ _____
2. When can be the best time to interview
your dad? _______________ _____
3. When can I interview your mum?
_______________ _____
4. When can I interview your church pastor.

5. Please stick your passport size photo below, which will be put in newspaper to check if you have other girlfriends.

Sign here: ___________
Sign again: __________

Thank you for showing interest in my daughter. Your application will be processed
in six months time.

You will be acknowledged only if you emerge successful.

As you are waiting, please don't call me, or visit me, or contact my daughter. Else, you will be disqualified.
Leave your details in case I need to ask you more questions.

Postal Address: _______________ _______ _______________ _______ _______________ _______
Email: _______________ _______
Phone: _______________ _______
Facebook: _______________ ______

[size=18pt]WHO CARES?[/size]

If you really spent four years as a chemistry student and you are still asking this question...I smh for you.

They don't teach sense in schools these days. I'm sure they know most of yall are just there for the degree.

One word: Yeyebrity.

Ishsoph:
Ironically I even knew the spelling wasnt correct before posting it, and I suspect that an over-zealous British slave would point it out.

Choi. See gramma!

[quote author=lana_Vello]how can a lady be gay?[/quote]Why are you so stupid?

God! For this 21st century? Chai!!!

brownlord: @bolded, that guy no know wetin em dey talk

Mr Kelechi, if atall that na man name, which part of Nigeria that guy come from, em never hear say he Ndi gbo people say make all the biaf rat sorry biafra come house?

E no go better for you as you wan try all possible means to turn this thread tribal.

Eediots!

plainmirror: Abeg who get blackberry charger

Come here, dem swear for you ni?

4/5 years of tetiary education...only to wash cars.

Thank God Its Monday.

By the way, what's up with Nairaland Association of Unemployed Graduates?

99cent: GBAM.
the stupidity on this thread is beyond me. Nigeria has featured in "MOST CORRUPT COUNTRIES IN THE WORLD" list for several years now. All of a sudden, some random guy decides to type a half-assed one dimensional rant and wow, they look at it as if it's something enlightening. Even if the guy had proposed an idea of how to solve the problem I will understand. but he is stating the obvious and somehow we nigerians are reacting as if we are hearing for the first time.

I asked a simple question: how does this help us toward solving the issue? and the fool i-hop or whetever his username is got his panties in a bunch. rubbish.

So dude, u need foreign help to restore Nigeria?

https://edge.punchng.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Ozoemena.jpg

When Nonso Ozoemena, a 28-year-old man, arrived in Lagos, his plan was to set up a business so that he would be able to support his widowed mother and his seven siblings in Anambra State.

Soon after, he was able to open a restaurant in Trade Fair Complex, FESTAC, and it seemed his dream was coming true.

His expectation was however eroded after a drunken police corporal, Mohammed Abubakar, shot him in the eye.

Ozoemena said he was shot in the eye in the FESTAC area on August 5, 2013.

Narrating what transpired on the fateful day, he said, “I had just returned from work and I was about entering my house at Amuwo Odofin when I heard the policeman arguing with someone in the next house. The policeman then called his colleagues for help.

“When his colleagues arrived, they persuaded him to leave the place because he was drunk. After much pleading, the policeman left. A few minutes later, the policeman returned with a gun and started shooting sporadically.

“One of the bullets hit me in the right eye. A barber, Bright John, was killed.”

PUNCH Metro learnt that during the shooting, a pregnant woman was hit while another man, Tayo Ajasa, was also shot in the thigh.

It was learnt that the policeman, who is attached to a security company in the area, fled the scene after realising the havoc he had wreaked.

Ozoemena and the other victims were later taken to the Lagos University Teaching Hospital, Idi Araba.

It was learnt that while other victims were treated and discharged, Ozoemena, was taken to the Accident and Emergency Unit of the hospital, where the eye was operated.

The company was also said to have contributed N146, 000 to pay the medical bill.

The victim, who had been discharged, told PUNCH Metro that he had not been able to go to work since the incident occurred.

He said he had been in constant pains and had found it difficult to sleep.

Our correspondent observed that pus was coming from Ozoemena eye. But the victim said the pus was the least of his problems.

He said, “I am in so much pain. The unfortunate thing is that I have not been able to tell my mother about the incident because I don’t want her to worry.

“I don’t have perfect vision anymore. In fact, a few days ago, I was knocked down by a vehicle coming from the right side while I was attempting to cross the road.”

Meanwhile, the Commissioner of Police, Lagos State Command, Umar Manko, had declared the policeman wanted.

Manko said the wanted policeman was attached to Police Mobile Force 17, Akure, Ondo State, and wondered what he was doing in Lagos.

However, Ozoemena’s lawyer, Mr. George Nwahajioke, said the police must compensate his client. The lawyer said declaring the policeman wanted was not enough, adding that the victim’s expectations had been eroded by the loss of his eye.

Nwahajioke, who lamented the increase in police brutality, said, “Nigerians are living in fear of arrogant culture of impunity within the Nigeria Police. Nonso Ozoemena is just one of the few lucky Nigerians to survive as our police, who are supposed to protect us, now turn the barrel of their guns at us.

“We are demanding N100m as compensation from the police and the company jointly and severally to help our client get the urgent medical attention he needs.”

All efforts to contact the company proved abortive as an email sent to it was not replied, while a text message sent to it was not responded to.

http://www.punchng.com/metro/man-shot-by-drunken-policeman-loses-eye/

tellwisdom: Can i see your Dog face?? ..Yes or No??

Guy wetin u wan use am do?

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It also seems you are tending towards the content of:

Ps. 14:1

I rest my case

Madam go sell gala.

You know nothing about what is going on here

tellwisdom: How did you came to life..thought your father is a gay??...A dog finally allowed him??

Can i see your face??..I know you have a dog trait. A mixed parent to be precise

I wonder why you're still awake at this hour.

Your wife no sleep house today? I told you shes a cheating bi.tch!

You must kill her by fire by force!

Or was she programmed to cheat, from birth ni?



LastBullet: don't muddle words with me. Waank off yourself if you no get anything useful to do with your hand.

Or you need Hezron's number?


#AnotherClosetGay

tellwisdom: I want to kill...Any gay guy here??

Go kill your mother. Then your children.

Finish it off with your twin sisters and your wife (she's cheating on you)

Don't channel your hate to Nairaland.

No be we spoil your life!

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I guess it's been long you read the Bible. Please take your time and read the following verses:
Gen. 19:5,13
Jude 1:7
Is. 3:9
Gen. 19:24


Get refreshed cos men having carnal knowledge of fellow men is a grievious sin. God created Adam and Eve not Steve.

Please! You don't want to go there at all. Don't even try.

Or you want me to also list all the SINS in the Bible with their corresponding verses?

Mtchweeeeeew. Rubbish Nigerian hypocrisy .

micki83: ..."Pee in his mouth"?..."Tie a rope around his neck"?..."Drag him across a cactus-wasteland"?...hmm.ur description of all d nasty,naughty,sado-masochistic things u want to do to dis "nocontract" dude is quite hardcore and...specific;like u've put a lot of thought into this.hav u put a lot of thought into it?

very nice you got what i am trying to point out.

One by one all of una go confess.

Studies have already proven that most homophobes have gay tendencies, they're just in denial and will use any giving chance to bash against anything homo.

Stumped hypocritical liars. Una don enter my trap!