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Zonefree:
Omo, you carry bazooka enter catapult fight 😂😂

paroleski:
Good day fam. I've seen a couple of fu.cked up things in the years I've spent on this earth.

A few of them goes like this:

1. I once witnessed a lady who was a neighbour brushing her teeth. Then someone asked her something, this lady swallowed everything in her mouth just to answer the person With all the foam in her mouth and all. I almost threw up just seeing that.

2. Another one was I once stumbled (by accident) on a elderly relative of mine, observing or picking up stuff from his wife's veejay. I don't know what he was looking for there anyway. But for an old man?? I don't know what to say.

I just disappeared immediately (that was when I realised that superpower is indeed possible)

Everyone of us must have seen that thing that has always stuck to your memory. Messed up or not. Let me open the floor for others to contribute

Feintline:
If you have to force people to close their shops for a visit , then somethingis wrong with you a a leader.
Let Peter obi visit portharcourt, then will you see what rousing welcome means. People will leave their shops to follow him.
Even Nyesome wike will have no choice than to join the crowd to chant obi obi.

Samantha124:
During my junior year in high school my mom hired this other guy who was doing his senior year to walk together with me to school every morning, constantly come to check on me during break time, and to walk me back home after school.

My mom didn't even tell me about the guy until one morning I finished my breakfast and she told that there was someone waiting for me outside.

It was so embarrassing it felt like I had a bodyguard and this guy was not helping matters... During break time he'd come with his friends to the junior class to check on me... My friends would tease me and say that I've got a bodyguard.

Even when he had to stay behind after school to study, he'd make sure to walk me home with his friends and return back to school after making sure that I got home safely.

My home was not even that far from school.

If he couldn't make it to school, he'd ask his friends to fetch me and walk me home after school.

I tried talking to Mom about it and told her that I didn't need the guy keeping an eye on me, but she couldn't take a no for an answer.

donbachi:
You guys should stop making single motherhood look like a crime.

Juliesharon:
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It’s not pls. Don’t waste your sperm with prostitutes. We need it here!

Emmaomokhafe:
Please u need mature advice, I am about to make a decision but I am very confuse
I will be 31 by December and I am thinking of settling down this year. But my girlfriend is 32 with 3 kids, 2 from her late husband the other one for another man who is alive. She is d nicest human alive I must say but her past is horrible I must admit. But I love her, would u advice me to marry her I am really confused

helinues:
All this gory primary and secondary school pictures are everywhere across the region except if we want to be deceiving ourselves

kyber:
I wanted to buy a Mercedes formatic and asked for the price and they told me eleven million naira and I was shocked.

Please what car can someone buy with 9million naira ?
That can boost ones morale when stepping out ?

Amunethseranu:
... Don't mind the idiot he is the lonely one the way he trolls people around.

thesilentman:
gracias,bro.Advice heeded for life!

thesilentman:
like seriously,i was left with eggs all over my face! But come to think of it,i believe that is the nature of the average yoruba man-betrayal,cowardice and all mouth and gas.It was a miracle i didn't get the sack yesterday.Even at that,i believe am now in the black book of the contractor now-all because of my social justice and equality for all ideology.Heaven saved my ass sha...

Vinnie2000:
This Boy, with ur Fable Stories. ☹️

Still Rest a little bit, ok?

thesilentman:
My yoruba brothers i bow o!
I almost got my fingers badly burnt fronting for my yoruba brothers at my workplace.The goal was to let the superiors in on the poor working conditions and peanut pay package of 80k per month for a job role that worths 200kpm.The contractors were clearly ripping us off.
So after zillions of murmurings and grumblings in my department,i decided to lead the pack in a move similar to a coup that'd oust this certain contractor out of the company in no distant time.
I surreptitiously made the ogas at the top aware of our plight in hope for a possible redress just yesterday and in return we were all summoned-42 of us-including the contractor.
Alas! My yoruba brothers would never speak up despite all the prompting by the superiors of the company.Consequently,the meeting was dissolved with a stern warning against a reocurrence.
Once again,i fear my yoruba bros oo!
I could have gotten my marching orders if not that i 'know' some ogas at the top.
Yorubas why?why? Why?Who cursed us?

steadipulse:
I love this girl so much but when I ask her out, she turned me down. I thought it's normal to get turned down the first time. But I kept pushing harder to get her to myself but I wasted 1½ years chasing her and I couldn't get her.

Plz, what can I do? Check how beautiful she is: Check out this profile on Yo.Fan https://yo.fan/p/Qt7OmKSnbGN

ahnie:
Is he not supposed to be at work by this time?
Just asking??


Anyways thanks for asking!

ahnie:
Yesterday happens to be my son's birthday,but mama was too busy and occupied.

I have told him m not gonna get him cake,but he should choose any eatery of his choice,and pick anything that I would pay for it.


I had to go picked him from school o celebrate his day with him.
My son master Starr chisom oghenetega is 6yrs old.happy birthday to you son.

Mum n dad loves you guys back to the moon.

Kindly help wish our son happy birthday.

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram Na PESIN way drink ENERGY DRINK fit read everything way u post...



Waiting I go advise u be say...


Make u fine 1 better ASHAWOO house way u go de JAZZ in anytime way ur GBOLA don de on high-tension..


ASHAWOO don cheap now...


u no say country don hard small now so ASHAWOO de find MONEY and CUSTOMERS..


Na 500h I use NACK ASHAWOO yesterday..


I even 4get my boxers for the ASHAWOO house but dis night I go JAZZ in der to collect my boxers..


mind u. rain don start de fall ooo..



LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Careente7:
From the way you type I can tell your pussyfooted in life.So fckng paranoid that you don’t even know your giving every atom of Bleep to everything I type.Your thirsty madafaka and yiu wish you were not but there’s just nothing you can do about it(Tell bobrisky never to ring my celly).Pussy all around thinking they not giving a Bleep when they so paranoid n insecure.Jump off my space mo’faka.🤣🤣🤣🤣

Careente7:
lol,nigga is pissed cuz I got him.Your lame and you know it an am way far from a fäg,a real nigga i am.Apart from fäg tell me another lame joke you know🤣🤣🤣🤣.

Careente7:
At least I’m better than your dumb ass that thinks he’s making sense when he isn’t.Yiu should be in a fckng psychiatric hospital and be repeating this cliché everyday “I’m not mad”.🤣🤣🤣🤣