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PoliticsRe: Edo Governor’s Power Play: Disrespecting The Oba, Silencing Critics - Omorodion by Nokio2: 9:22am On Feb 06, 2025
,two things make me no say dis guv go flop..
On him own swearing in day
1.Hin forget to sew agbada for himself
Na DSS people borrow am coat from dia own asoebi
2.to read money wey Dem don write am for u in words n figures na problem

Dis Edo state una too like problem we go soon carry una dash cameroun
AgricultureRe: Suggest crops Cows don't destroy for an aspiring farmer by Nokio2: 9:16am On Feb 06, 2025
The best option is to also farm cow
HealthRe: Jilted Man Drinks Sniper In Lagos Hotel After Being Dumped By Lover by Nokio2: 8:45am On Feb 06, 2025
,which Kai rubbish hospital b dat
If better patient come make Dem give am that oxygen o..
This boy suppose dey receive him own treatment for mortuary..
Abeg anybody no d guy
if him sniper remain make him help me mosquitoes wan finish me for this Lafia heat
Water pia pia wey I dey use because of balablu economy,e come b like na energy drink for this mosquitoes o..
BusinessRe: Betking Gears Up For Its 7th Anniversary With Exciting Giveaways For Customers by Nokio2: 8:44am On Feb 06, 2025
Give with left hand kolomb double with right hand,than for me to use #200 do any yeye bet king ...I will buy one wrap of okpa.. swallow am drink borehole water, thank God n say waka shege balablu!
PoliticsRe: Hon. Ikwechegh Exposes Hidden Budget Leakages In Explosive NASS Session by Nokio2: 6:56pm On Feb 04, 2025
Oga wey like to dey waybill him nkwobi...
PoliticsRe: Obi To Write Tinubu Over Exorbitant POS Charges by Nokio2: 8:17am On Jan 19, 2025
Nigeria na cruise
U go give prospective inlaw's money to cook n buy drinks for introduction
U go reach dia with ur full family
One uncle will still b asking
What are u people here for?
Uncle we no get firewood n fridge for house na him wey say make una help us cook n cool our drinks...tank sir
CelebritiesRe: Fuji Musician Wasiu Ayinde Loses Mom by Nokio2: 8:16am On Jan 19, 2025
Nigeria na cruise
U go give prospective inlaw's money to cook n buy drinks for introduction
U go reach dia with ur full family
One uncle will still b asking
What are u people here for?
Uncle we no get firewood n fridge for house na him wey say make una help us cook n cool our drinks...tank sir
PoliticsRe: Dangote Refinery Is Set To Keep Its Promise A Year After Opening by Nokio2: 8:16am On Jan 19, 2025
Nigeria na cruise
U go give prospective inlaw's money to cook n buy drinks for introduction
U go reach dia with ur full family
One uncle will still b asking
What are u people here for?
Uncle we no get firewood n fridge for house na him wey say make una help us cook n cool our drinks...tank sir
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Police Obtains A Court Order To Arrest Reno Omokri! by Nokio2: 8:15am On Jan 19, 2025
Nigeria na cruise
U go give prospective inlaw's money to cook n buy drinks for introduction
U go reach dia with ur full family
One uncle will still b asking
What are u people here for?
Uncle we no get firewood n fridge for house na him wey say make una help us cook n cool our drinks...tank sir
PoliticsRe: Bello Turji on the run, son killed as Military strikes offensive in strongholds by Nokio2: 8:14am On Jan 19, 2025
Nigeria na cruise
U go give prospective inlaw's money to cook n buy drinks for introduction
U go reach dia with ur full family
One uncle will still b asking
What are u people here for?
Uncle we no get firewood n fridge for house na him wey say make una help us cook n cool our drinks...tank sir
CrimeRe: Nigerian Rapist Who Attacked Woman In The UK Is Arrested(pic) by Nokio2: 9:38am On Jan 17, 2025
Timilehin againhuh!!
PoliticsRe: Africa Has What It Takes To Develop Itself — Tinubu by Nokio2: 9:13am On Jan 14, 2025
All this has what it takes
Na him make my Jordan shoe dey dance balablu skelewu

PoliticsRe: President Tinubu Discusses Intra-African Trade With President Kagame Of Rwanda by Nokio2: 9:08am On Jan 14, 2025
.kagame from statesman to life president
My Jordan shoe wey dey dance balablu na him worry me o

PoliticsRe: Court nullifies "Wike-backed" PDP Ward, LG & State Congresses In Rivers by Nokio2: 9:00am On Jan 14, 2025
Dey play...
Wike dey wait una as landlord of Court of appeal
Foreign AffairsRe: China Sentences Woman To 17 Years For Teaching Islam To Her Kids And A Neighbor by Nokio2: 8:55am On Jan 14, 2025
Muric ur attention is needed in china o
Make Dem show u other uses of that ya funny bandana
PoliticsRe: Telecom Tariff Hike Will Reduce Inflation – Rewane by Nokio2: 6:34am On Jan 10, 2025
Na to start go post office again
At least even after 25years I still remember p.o.box of St Louis college
PoliticsRe: NDLEA Arrests Nollywood Filmmaker, Recovers Cannabis, Drugged Cakes, Codeine by Nokio2: 12:08pm On Jan 05, 2025
Why Dem arrest ikechukwu
FoodRe: Have You Noticed The Sudden Trend Of Big Chickens In Nigeria? by Nokio2: 12:51pm On Jan 02, 2025
Teenager will start wearing xxl t-shirt like oyinbo people Dem Gmo...
PoliticsRe: Just In: Why I Took Church Money To My House - Bishop Oyedepo Explains! by Nokio2: 12:45pm On Jan 02, 2025
That's not my problem sha
My salary is 55k
So from Jan 2024,I told my oga to be paying me 50k,that he should help me be saving the remaining 5 5k so I will collect the balance on new year day
Kai human being, yesterday oga say I will not get shi shi that how I have I being surviving tpain with only 50k with out stealing his money?
Since yesterday my heart is doing gudum gudum gudum...
CelebritiesRe: Started And Ended 2024 Single – Yvonne Jegede by Nokio2: 12:40pm On Jan 02, 2025
That's not my problem sha
My salary is 55k
So from Jan 2024,I told my oga to be paying me 50k,that he should help me be saving the remaining 5 5k so I will collect the balance on new year day
Kai human being, yesterday oga say I will not get shi shi that how I have I being surviving tpain with only 50k with out stealing his money?
Since yesterday my heart is doing gudum gudum gudum...
PoliticsRe: How To Meet The President As A Citizen by Nokio2: 12:38pm On Jan 02, 2025
That's not my problem sha
My salary is 55k
So from Jan 2024,I told my oga to be paying me 50k,that he should help me be saving the remaining 5 5k so I will collect the balance on new year day
Kai human being, yesterday oga say I will not get shi shi that how I have I being surviving tpain with only 50k with out stealing his money?
Since yesterday my heart is doing gudum gudum gudum...
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Squandered 2024; Sadly, He’s Set To Waste 2025 Too! By Olu Fasan by Nokio2: 12:35pm On Jan 02, 2025
That's not my problem sha

My salary is 55k

So from Jan 2024,I told my oga to be paying me 50k,that he should help me be saving the remaining 5 5k so I will collect the balance on new year day

Kai human being, yesterday oga say I will not get shi shi that how I have I being surviving tpain with only 50k with out stealing his money?

Since yesterday my heart is doing gudum gudum gudum...
PoliticsRe: NNPC Once Turned Down Dangote's $750million Proposal. Obasanjo by Nokio2: 12:34pm On Jan 02, 2025
That's not my problem sha
My salary is 55k
So from Jan 2024,I told my oga to be paying me 50k,that he should help me be saving the remaining 5 5k so I will collect the balance on new year day
Kai human being, yesterday oga say I will not get shi shi that how I have I being surviving tpain with only 50k with out stealing his money?
Since yesterday my heart is doing gudum gudum gudum...
Christianity EtcRe: Catholics Will Go To Hell ! - Apostle Abel Damina by Nokio2: 12:31pm On Jan 02, 2025
I am a Catholic
But that's not my problem sha

My salary is 55k
So from Jan 2024,I told my oga to be paying me 50k,that he should help me be saving the remaining 5 5k so I will collect the balance on new year day

Kai human being, yesterday oga say I will not get shi shi that how I have I being surviving tpain with only 50k with out stealing his money?

Since yesterday my heart is doing gudum gudum gudum...
Christianity EtcRe: Adam & Eve Ate Nothing In The Garden, Cigarettes Isn’t A Sin - Abel Damina(vid) by Nokio2: 12:30pm On Jan 02, 2025
That's not my problem sha
My salary is 55k
So from Jan 2024,I told my oga to be paying me 50k,that he should help me be saving the remaining 5 5k so I will collect the balance on new year day
Kai human being, yesterday oga say I will not get shi shi that how I have I being surviving tpain with only 50k with out stealing his money?
Since yesterday my heart is doing gudum gudum gudum...
BusinessRe: The Amount I Was Able To Save In My Piggy Bank For 2024 (picture) by Nokio2: 7:13pm On Jan 01, 2025
I no say u still starve urself some days try go check up
if them bill u #160k hian
FoodRe: How Much You Bought Chicken This Christmas? by Nokio2: 9:39am On Dec 25, 2024
buygala:
14k in Jos Plateau State

Very big and mature broiler

Bought since 21st December to avoid Christmas eve rush

My family in Owerri bought at 30k tho yesterday
All this 30k chicken highest is 16k in jtown
Chicken or not today na Christmas
Tpain do your worst
PoliticsRe: Stampede: Stop Politicising Tragedies, Sunday Dare Tells Obi by Nokio2: 7:44am On Dec 25, 2024
jmoore:
Mumudeen.

Stampede in 3 different places within 2 weeks has never happened in Nigeria before.

Tinubulation powered the recent tragedies.
Even during the civil war
No stampede and they want all of us to remain suffering n smiling
PoliticsRe: Defamation: LPDC Rejects Afe Babalola’s Request To Debar Farotimi by Nokio2: 2:24pm On Dec 24, 2024
Christmas like this ,I wanted to surprise my 5 year old nephew with timberland boots..Dem say na #67,000
Shou!
67k Tim's for pikin wey never join any cult..??
PoliticsRe: What If The British Never Colonised Nigeria? by Nokio2: 9:50pm On Dec 23, 2024
Kemi badenooch for be leader of opposition in France

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