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RobinHez:
na today?

Fredahlicious:
its starting nxt week monday...i.e on d 13th...exams is on d 25th

Fredahlicious:
i dunno ohh..
buh u can ask pple dat u no for accomosdation for hus a day..dnt u no any?

IamTobie:
I will dance ijele and hold your hand to see the masquerades; I will protect you, and die in your place a thousand times.

I will plant maize for your father and water his plants when the rains abandons them in o'kochi..

When you smile at me, I forget the hurt you shall cause me in future.
Ada'ma, twirl your waist and dance for me, and I will catch you gbene'kuku and leke'leke.
They say the peacock is useless to a dibia; to me, it is too precious to feature in its dirty sacrifice; Ada'suwiti, you are the fairest ogazi.
I will plant a field of anyara in your backyard, and your father will only fell trees by himself when I'm dead.

Ada, I know Obiora won't leave you alone, I know he is richer and stronger? Will you sell our love for his glory?

Ada, you smell of cinnamon and fresh blooms of lobelia. Your hand is more tender than the stalk of daisy. Your skin is fresher than ututu, and your voice is apprenticed by the nightingale.
Ada, your protruding buttock disciplines my manhood with its sway; and I pant in ecstasy when you draw near.

Ada, you defy the wonders of a diamond with your eyes; the red part of the rose learned from your lips.
For your lips is redder than dun, and your cheek seemed smeared by prestigious coral.
The right-angled triangle was created via your nose.
When I think of fresh silk, I remember your skin and vice versa.
your legs are the definition of elegance, and your teeth makes the snow looks filthy.

Ada, if you moan in my arms, I won't mourn again. Let us make love under the songs of the autumn rains. Ada, let our groins kiss each other, so that I stop burning.
Utum, let me worship you forever...

Fredahlicious:
thnz sir...nd yes sir

RobinHez:
*yawns*
some folks would get so tired of those women in romance section, they will now come here to start looking for sweet sixteen,
anyways, "GROUNDNUTED OIL"
*stretches and goes back to sleep*

Fredahlicious:
mornng

RobinHez:
is there a uniben branch in houston?

Princecalm:
don't tell me that sh*t really happened in Texas 'cus you never told us when you were deported.

RobinHez:
seriously wetin dey pain me be say dem dey cut my call.....at least "sorry dear customer, but we were really broke so we just took ur money dont worry" i will understand...how much is money? just wanna hear their side of the story!

RobinHez:
quote him directly and it will count!

Ada96:
blooda robinus talk it ! *slides matchet on the floor*

Ada96:
is this suppose to be a poem

Pukka36:
I'll let it slide!



T'is a blissful night...gat no time for a dimwit

Pukka36:
Abeg abeg abeg......swerve abeg!


Play yaf end!


I nr need ya prayer before

Ada96:
I can't fit to shout mehn robins tell him who I am.....


we'v been opening pages since 199*.....yea we r jobless like that n we don't care ✌

Pukka36:
I dodge it!!!



What r U saying

dharay99:

0h, till death do yhu ppl apart.!
Wooooooow.! Pukka should fuçk-off den.!

Pukka36:
Swerve.......>>>


Yabaleft

RobinHez:
What type of progression is 2 , -4 , 8 , -16 , 32.....

a. AP
b. GP
c. A-G P
d. NOA (no answer )

RobinHez:
maths questions
solve for p in the following equation given in base two: 11(p+110) = 1001p.
a. 10
b. 11
c. 110
d. 111

IamTobie:
AdA'mman, please, follow me to the bush path let me pluck you utu and agbalumor. Allow me to wrestle the bush pig and drop its carcass before your feet...
Let us lick the vitamins of ihio'mhen and anume... I won't forget to give you bush meat to prepare ofe-aku and akpu...

Anwu-ututu, allow me to disgrace the weeds on your father's farm, I finish digging the ridges before sunset...

Ada, forget about Obi, even if his chest is like a tuber of Yam, I will sweep the playground with his body....

Ada, let me play you bomgo, I will teach you how to set wire trap... You must have dreamed of owing a bird; I will catch you a sung-bird...

Ada'mputupo, let me kiss you so I can live forever,......

RobinHez:
LOADED THE GODDAM THING....IMMEDIATELY TRIED TO CONFIRM THE BALANCE ONLY TO MEET NOTHING. THE ASSHOLIC GUUY WHO ANSWERED ME SAID THEY DONT HAVE ANY RECORDS OF TRANSACTION EXCEPT FOR THE RECHARGED AMOUNT.....

TELL ME WHY I SHOULDNT SAY fVCK BECAUSE AM FVCKING ANGRY!!

Pukka36:
ACDEB!


Cc:McHenry

Brian10:
Bros I know all that. You made it sound as if you don't attend the tutorial opp Uniben, you will not be admitted. That's why I asked "What about those outside Benin"?

McHenry99:
Choose the expression or word which best complete each sentence:
My little boy is suffering .... jaundice

A. from


B. of


C. for


D. with


E. by



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Question No:77

Choose the expression or word which best complete each sentence:
They went to the market and bought a suitcase and .... bag

A. a big leather brown


B. a leather brown big


C. a big brown leather


D. a brown big leather


E. a leather big brown



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Question No:78

Choose the expression or word which best complete each sentence:
By the end of this year, .... in this town for eleven years

A. i'm living


B. i'd be living


C. i'll live


D. i'll have lived


E. i have lived



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Question No:79

Choose the expression or word which best complete each sentence:
If he had left home earlier, he .... late

A. would not be


B. would have not be


C. would not been


D. would have been not


E. would not have been



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Question No:80

Choose the expression or word which best complete each sentence:
I saw you walking in that direction but i did not know exactly ....

A. where are you going


B. where you were going


C. where were you going to


D. to where were you going


E. where you are going