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 Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Outcome Of Dangote Drivers Interview by nonesense: 5:58pm On Oct 05, 2012 |
olumaxi: omotola..since i'l mary u..let me do d hardest task 4 ur sake..Another Blind Gay in the house  |
| Romance › Re: What's Your Marital Status? by nonesense: 6:25pm On Aug 10, 2012 |
AdoreKIZITO: Single and dating 20 guys.....Na only God go know how wide your Pussy go be..20 trailers go do u-turn for there hin no go crash the wall at all ;DNonsense!  |
| Romance › Re: What's Your Marital Status? by nonesense: 6:15pm On Aug 10, 2012 |
Single whenevr am stranded, Searching when month is about to end (expecting salary) Bleeping till.........the mid of the month I no go marry until i See Ashawo wey be virgin jhor  |
| Nairaland General › Re: What Are You Addicted To? by nonesense: 2:10pm On Aug 09, 2012 |
lawizle: Na u nid deliverance,cos na only piss ur "blokos" fit dosee person wey wan deliver person, the curse wey dey ur head don full and dey drop for ground, Na river Niger and river Benue water dem go take deliver you. Nonsense |
| Nairaland General › Re: What Are You Addicted To? by nonesense: 1:28pm On Aug 09, 2012*. Modified: 1:46pm On Aug 09, 2012 |
okpara ugo: What specie are youGood Question, Kindly click this link to find the answer http://www.google.com.ng/webhp?hl=en&tab=ww |
| Nairaland General › Re: What Are You Addicted To? by nonesense: 12:54pm On Aug 09, 2012 |
slimyem: your username makes me understand u...Just reminds you what you like most, All ladies like Konji and cant do without it but they pretend they dont. yeah! making sense from Nonsense. |
| Nairaland General › Re: What Are You Addicted To? by nonesense: 12:35pm On Aug 09, 2012 |
Am addicted to peeping through the window whenever my neighbor, Iya Saki and Ba Saki dey bang. also looking at Stella my landlord's daughter boobs and yanch wheneva she wan take her bath in our uncompleted bathroom |
| Nairaland General › Re: What Are You Addicted To? by nonesense: 12:17pm On Aug 09, 2012 |
slimyem: Addictions-Everyone has one or more.And Big Konji, which you takes twice a day |
| Music/Radio › Re: Fela Kuti: 15 Year Anniversary: Your Favourite Fela Lyrics And Quotes Here by nonesense: 12:16pm On Aug 02, 2012 |
[quote author=RUNS.TOEFL.GRE]FELA IS A COWARD...I NO LIKE HIM MUSIC AT ALL...ENCOURGING CHILDREN HOW TO SMOKE WEEDS..HE IS A BIG FOOL...[/quote]SEGBE EH EH SUEGBE OH, NA PAKO OH NA PAKO. YOU BE YOU BE TAILOR WEY DEY SEW LIKE SHOEMAKER |
| Music/Radio › Re: Fela Kuti: 15 Year Anniversary: Your Favourite Fela Lyrics And Quotes Here by nonesense: 10:41am On Aug 02, 2012 |
My favorite lyric...Fela don talk since make we open our eyes but we no wake at all, RIP tha Holy Prophet FELA ANIKULAPO KUTI My people self dey fear too much. We fear for the thing we no see, we fear for the air around us, we fear to fight for freedom, we fear to fight for liberty, we fear to fight for justice, we fear to fight for happiness, we always get reason to fear. We no want die, we no want wound, we no want quench, we no want go... I get one child, Mama dey for house, Papa dey for house, I want build house, I don build house, I no want quench, I want enjoy, I no want go. So policeman go slap your face, you no go talk. Army man go whip your yansh, you go dey look like donkey. Rhodesia dey do them own, our leaders dey yab for nothing. South Africa dey do them own... Them be Sorrow, Tears, and Blood, dem regulagar trade mark |
| Romance › Re: All Because Of Nairaland He Said I Won't Marry His Daughter. by nonesense: 2:03pm On Jul 31, 2012 |
seedord247: ^ so your dad doesnt have a laptop. . . ?Then what offence is it if his Dad doesn't have a laptop besides, re read the thread...Nonsense! |
| Romance › Re: All Because Of Nairaland He Said I Won't Marry His Daughter. by nonesense: 1:35pm On Jul 31, 2012 |
dani1luv: ;DLol you gat to be kidding Dude |
| Celebrities › Re: Picture Of Baby Ini Edo by nonesense: 1:00pm On Jul 31, 2012 |
honeypie311: She s soooo cute! But check me out as a kid tooI swear god punish the person wey say you no fine, you come resemble your papa well well ;Dwith that sexy eyes and fanimorous head |
| Fashion › Re: Ghana-Must-Go Shirt & Cap On Model by nonesense: 8:00pm On Jul 27, 2012 |
hardeyincah: he stays at NO 15 tobafeku street, off oniranu street.. were bus stop... ull meet the guy there.. he's still putting on the stuff...I laugh in indian ;DNo be that side you too dey live  |
| Romance › Re: Issues With Dating Ladies In Early Twenties... by nonesense: 4:23pm On Jul 27, 2012 |
foyeks2001: So women are now left-overs...am sure u have sister,aunties and am sure u r gonna have enuf female children...mtchewwwSo, na today you know say ladies are leftovers, i no dey bleep ladies pass three times before i change am like cloth...but with the aids of my Visa |
| Politics › Re: Is Patience Jonathan Pregnant? by nonesense: 6:08pm On Jul 25, 2012 |
feelamong: Guy..cool down! wetin concern you with whether Madam GEJ dey pregnant or not![size=8pt]Bros you think say na only cassava bread she chop, you don forget say Madam don swallow Horror/Error English..now tell how her belly no go swell up with all these Na my shadow talk am o  |
| Romance › Re: I Am After His Money And He's After My "Assets" by nonesense: 5:46pm On Jul 25, 2012 |
[quote author=kamdyjenny]There is this guy I met some years back, he is single has a very comfortable job. In fact, let me tag him rich. He claims to like me but I know he just wants to have sex wit me. And I, on the other side, do not like this boy at all, not minding the amount of money I always get from him. The funniest thing is, like the higher the amount he gives me, the higher my dislike for him grows. Right now he is inviting me to PH dis weekend for a treat; it's sure we will lodge in the same hotel room, and I don't want to have sex with him... Please your advice is needed. How do I go about this when I finally get to PH to see him? Because me I wan go flex oh.[/q Na only God go know how Bad your pussy go be? you neva know self maybe na you the guy dey use to make his money..you no go understand now till you rot on earth..ASHAWO! |
| NYSC › Re: Corper's Kids In NYSC Uniform by nonesense: 12:11pm On Jul 24, 2012 |
greall1: I like where dis kids start their education from NYSCLol ;Dfree me jhor...i don poo for my pampers |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by nonesense: 12:07pm On Jul 24, 2012 |
kaysy: According to his own understanding...This person na Omo Nna, i mean Ibona, them plenty well well for Alaba market....you no go like make them write you receipt if u buy market...wetin dem go write worst than poo |
| Christianity Etc › Re: SSS Invitation Letter To Pastor Bakare(picture) by nonesense: 11:50am On Jul 24, 2012 |
deshclones: Kettle calling pot black...like you are better off..wanimalyou must be a relative of the fist lady |
| Politics › Re: ACN Wins 19 LGAs In Ogun by nonesense: 2:56pm On Jul 23, 2012 |
mukina2: http://www.channelstv.com/home/2012/07/23/acn-wins-19-lga-in-ogun/people's eye don open..PDP don fall yakata |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Job Apprikation *funny* by nonesense: 3:20pm On Jul 19, 2012 |
nchewi: An apprication to be jour serfant. here is d summarly of my cfiGod punish you, u made me cry instead of laugh |
| Romance › Re: Whats Your Idea Of A Good Relationship? by nonesense: 2:12pm On Jul 19, 2012 |
Idowuogbo: ability to see beyond imperfectionsI am the best knacker, you must like me die because i no go give you a breathing space while playing the game |
| Romance › Re: Thank God I Haven't Paid Her Exam Fees? by nonesense: 1:54pm On Jul 19, 2012 |
fados4sure: See me oh! see wahala? Look me oh! Look wahala? Few days back i ask this humble house that i just found another beautiful sister in my church but, she was lacking education. Guess what happened? I planned to enrol GCE O-level for her this week but, from the information i gather i was made to understand that the enrolment for the exam will expire this week Friday. So, i told her to come an collect money on Monday to enrol for the exam. When i meant her in church on Sunday, after closing i left bacause i was in a hurry so, i told the sister that i will call her when i get home. Do you know what happen next? I called the sister through out on Sunday, she didn't pick my call so, i relax. On Monday i called althrough she didn't pick so, i relax. On Tuesday which was yesterday, i continue she didn't also pick. At around afternoon, she then called me; i then ask her if she is still interested in the exam and she said yes. I told her i will call her back but, do you know what happen next? i called these sister, she pick and said: I AM BUSY NOW CALL ME LATER? For your own destiny? That was when i just conclude that these sister is not serious about the exam so, i need to keep my money an use it for another purpose.Which School you go self? God purnish your English teacher, even primary 2 pupil cant write this way, pls write in pidgin jhor ;DNonesense |
| Nairaland General › Re: What Do You Think Of RAG Days In Universities? by nonesense: 12:56pm On Jul 19, 2012 |
[quote author=Sisi_Kill]Bwahahahahaha!! Once again. . .somebody pleeeeeeaaaase tell me what Rag Day is and how do they make money from it??[/quote]You will walk on the street demonstrating and teeling pple that you are insane, they will surely give u money and direct u to a psychiatric hospital to take care of urself....no dull urself, start ur kolomental now and catch ur dough. ;DNonesense |
| Nairaland General › Re: What Do You Think Of RAG Days In Universities? by nonesense: 12:45pm On Jul 19, 2012 |
nagoma: Rags? That's what we wear everyday. So....?Then you must be living in the psychiatric hospital, bro shee na Yba left u dey or Aro for Abeokuta? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Being an independent woman by nonesense: 6:48pm On Jul 16, 2012 |
[quote author=Soo_cool][b] At the 1997 World Women's Conference, the first speaker - Mrs Harry, from England, stood up: "At last year's conference, we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well, after the conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb." The crowd cheered. The second speaker - Mrs Clemson, from America, stood up: "After last year's conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had done not only his own washing but my washing as well." The crowd cheered. The third speaker - Mrs Akpors, from Nigeria, stood up: "After last year conference I go house com tell my husband say I no go do im cooking, cleaning or go market for am again, and say make hin go dey do am by imsef. After the first day I no see anytin. The second day sef, I see notin. But after the third day, as the swelling begin go down, I start to see small small from my left eye."[/b][/quote]Abeg go pour this thing wey u call joke for trash can jhor |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Being an independent woman by nonesense: 6:46pm On Jul 16, 2012 |
[quote author=Soo_cool][b] At the 1997 World Women's Conference, the first speaker - Mrs Harry, from England, stood up: "At last year's conference, we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well, after the conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb." The crowd cheered. The second speaker - Mrs Clemson, from America, stood up: "After last year's conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had done not only his own washing but my washing as well." The crowd cheered. The third speaker - Mrs Akpors, from Nigeria, stood up: "After last year conference I go house com tell my husband say I no go do im cooking, cleaning or go market for am again, and say make hin go dey do am by imsef. After the first day I no see anytin. The second day sef, I see notin. But after the third day, as the swelling begin go down, I start to see small small from my left eye."[/b][/quote]Abeg go pour this thing wey u call joke for trash can jhor |
| Politics › Re: Oshiomole Dancing With Benin Chiefs by nonesense: 5:35pm On Jul 16, 2012 |
Temistatics 007: pele tiehope you hv elders at home |
| Celebrities › Re: Picture Of Wizkid In Secondary School by nonesense: 5:05pm On Jul 16, 2012 |
mallorca: who is Wizkid?you take Bra cover your face? |
