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teejayreal: Happy birthday mr banky. Check ma signature to receive the dstv software.

Were!!! where your signature dey for here?

Aboloshi leleyi ni?
who dey find you here self
May be someone don hack your computer sha

Grendel: I love this topic it remind me of my wife when we were still dating, there was a guy in her office that used to disturbed her. The mugu used to pay for her lunch and take her out without toucHing ... One day the guy followed her to my house, I was not surprise because my Babe has told him dat she can't date him but this guy Was sturborn.
Finally the guy gave up when I pumped up my wife and she gave me this beautiful baby

Omo mehn! na Ghana must go the girl take pack cum ur house sha, abi no be Ghana must go i dey see so?

somieee: sobbing badly..............started making plans with mine already....guess every disappointed is a blessing

i go dash you 2 dozens of handkerchief, abeg sob harder

mysticgal: my dad said in his own time alawee was #200.orozo technical college abuja,i can imagine how they coped.

shey Area father dey serve?

[size=16pt]God go punish people wey talk say dem go vote
this Dude 2015, you will all suffer and smile till u rot in hell

Truckpusher: Ejine brought a message,take the message don't shoot the messenger ....dumbo

I think say na truck pusher you be so you
sabi spell word

Abagworo: I think Buhari remains the only straight forward and disciplined man left. He's flawless and strict. Okorocha on the other hand has the charisma and youthfulness. Okorocha's achievements speak volumes while Buhari's brutal imprisonment of corrupt politicians and war against indiscipline is legendary. I however wish this combination comes in 2015. Right now, it remains speculations. God bless Nigeria.

Am gonna use all thumb printable part of my body including mytoes to vote for this combination....i swear

Fredrick909: [size=21pt] Songs That Remind Me of HighSchool. [/size]
He Lives in You - Diana Ross
White Flag -Dido
We are all in This Together - High School Musical 3
Sand in My shoes, and Life for Rent - Dido,
Anytime i hear these songs i remember my Highschool , My friends and some of the few girls i had a crush on.

[size=21pt] Songs of Love and Emotions[/size]
You are The Love of my life- George Benson
To love you more, Tell Him, - Celine Dion
Unbreakable, Soledad, Evergreen - Westlife
My boo, Usher Ft AliciaKeys,
Need You - Nelly and Kelly Na wa oo, with these rainbow colored and big text you used....one Like you no get
sorrow tears and blood by Fela all the way.....reminds me of military regime
She ain't You- Chrisbrown
Adiemus, Only Time - Enya.
Clash of Twins Soundtrack
Paradise, rain down, - Phil Collins
Chiquitter Cry like Rivers - Abba
Goodbye D Saddest Word and
A New Day Has Come - Celine Dion

[size=21pt] Gospel My Best
Our God is an Awesome God He Reigns,
More of You
Awesome God,
You are Mighty and You are holy,
My Life is in Your Hands
Melody Melody Melody,
I'm not for Sale,
We are Aliens - Lecrae
Revolution - Kirk Franklin
You are my strength
And many too numerous to mention... [/size]

suffering and Smilling..

dridowu: Fake Nysc Camp is not new in Nigeria, if fake Commissioner can exist so what is fu.k about fake Nysc, I just hope we won't have fake President

You had one already....Clueless GEJ

they don settle my Oga at the top...
Thats all.

Omo mehn!! Federal Govt wan spoil my deals for Apapa be dis oh
Anyway, man must wack sha.
As all of una don see say my Oga @ the top don place my comment at the top for the first time
since 2009 i registered with www.nairaland thats all.
Chilled Alomo for u all

Abokusoro miracle centre. 666, mortuary road, ajaile b/stop.

Fredrick909: [size=60pt] Nonsense!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is cult a name of an organization,, it beats my imagination when i see youths involving themselves in cult activaties , without getting paid dats how they die premature and untimely death all for what : i wan get level. let the youth direct thier energy to something more productive and leave confra matter alone wtf [/size]

you dey craze? why u wan blow my eye with ur big letters, upon the gigantic letters you use, one like u no get

BRF!!! Okada...cancelled, Agberos...cancelled, street hawkers....cancelled, Cultism....why u dey fear nah?

Brain loading..........97%
Na your woman dey drive sluggishly
my Lady dey drive fast even on bed when she is on top

miz tola: Imagine the total waste of time opening dis thread.mtcheeeeewwww!

who sent you?
reverse jhor

Francheezy: abeg, whr Katangowa dey ?.

Bros!!! no be you bend down beside me on monday morning dey select faded jeans and shirt? i hate pretense

berem: so what? even my grandmum wore a wig,had a heavy make up and had her nails polished before she was laid in the coffin.

RIP GOLDIE HARVEY!

[size=8pt][/size]wig, heavy makeup, nail polished..why must u waste these items when u already knw say na fire go burn them all

but wetin i do u nah, you neva employ me you don dey blow my head with grammatical explosion, u be Boko Haram?

Godyke: ........... He travelled to Germany to study engineering at the Maximillan University, Munich, Germany, 1964, where he developed an interest in theatre.

He was married to Omiete and had six children, one of them being Dentist-turned pop artiste, Dr SID.


This is one part of the story am not happy about.

Imagine him excelling as a German trained Engineer and imparting same experience on thousand of Nigerian youths.

This will would have gone a long way in solving part of our engineering challenges instead of theater art and acting.

How does his acting career affected us personally?

Same goes for his son Dr Sid..............a Dentist turn Hip Hop star. SMH

Bros, dem go swear for you here for this true talk wey u dey yawn..u no knw say truth dey bitter?

OMG! i fit break bottle for my head for reading this thread
am out

striker Yinka Ayefele

franchizy: Pls can someone told me wen does dis happens, cos I can't saw it on News 4 TV

Yeh! this Dude don blow my skull with another bomb

You better dont waste your time, they are fake!

Mintayo: I have gone through all the comments but i have a question--Will keshi be seeing all these comments posted in NL?

Hin username name na Acidtalk

toshine1: NAIC House 5th Floor Plot 590 Zone AO Central Business District, Garki. Its trull a scam, the addres and the email I'd didn't check out. Stop posting fake here jare, pple here are not mumu, we r graduates for God's sake.

Graduates indeed see my body for your bullets

Haa! Na wa oo, all of una dey shout Negative.....well, as for me......
i no hear am finish b4 i fainted
as the Doctor said "You are HIV Posi"
i neva knw my status

Oyan! (Yoruba dialet)
i dey see, squeeze, suck and blow two at a time
i prefer color Yellow

I go make sure you are ban today because i knw the answer
Hmmmm......Your Papa dirty tooth can neva break when it falls
Admin!! ban dat stupid goat right away Nonesense!