₦airaland Forum

Please guys, i need someone to stop my period for 9 months, am tires of seeing blood

Omo mehn!!, i go take my *weed* that very morning with mac dowel
after, i go eat anything eatable both food and punny because of my weed inspiration nah
i belief *weed* and hot Omo Olosho will definitely make my day

tigerleggs: Methink NBS should start the census on Nairaland, the land of jobless people. Me inclusive.

Lol, angry jobless people, + me

trent9002: See you all in hell

Enjoy your everlasting life alone in hell

We are still on top of the situation

Dangote don dey train graduates to cure more mad Nigerians

osemudiame: Submit cv for 1 to 6

why your Papa no apply?

[quote author=Missy_B]This thread brings to mind memories that were never forgotten.
If I were to narrate my ordeal on this thread, 30 pages wouldn't be enough. I'll just take the back seat and enjoy reading.[/quote]Abeg summarize the story jhor and tel us wetin happen

tunapawizzy: arrrrrrgh presently dating a possessive witch, if dat gal no kill me before i break up with her on December 26, then nothing else can kill me in dis life again

So, you are expecting your death before December 26? abeg giv me your address make i buy bread come chop your Akara Nonesense!

nneh1: Why won't they smoke weed when the responsible ones don't get admission.

Did smoking weeds makes one irresponsible?
Remember that weeds/herbs heals the world.
We are working hard on it to be legalize
**light my weed** *puff*

I really cried for my fellow Nigerian when they announced the result of the last presidential election and declared Jonathan as the winner
I cried for joy when we celebrates the New year, 2012 and started crying when i heard the name Subsidy Removal same day
ever since then, there is hike in the price of Garri

i cried when John the Calabar boy Fucck my ass, never knw the Dude is a gay

Ouch!!!, its so painful, i cried when i was dis-flowered by our 57yrs old gateman when i was 15years old

When i heard the good news, i quickly ran to market to price Garri
but unfortunately, it has no effect on price of Garri.
So if President brother no die, shey na me make i die

Belief me or not, I have killed a Fox with my hands...
And i also caught an Antelope alive which i later sold

[quote author=big_leap]big_leap]Thanks for the impression response to our mail
keep sending your c.v to Info@bigleapsolutions.net[/quote]Your days are numbered! Scammer!
Na only you dey post and dey Respond to your post

[quote author=Okija_juju]WHAT!!!!!

After all the recharge card wey I load?! Now I get over 500,000 Naira airtime for my phone.. Wetin I go use am do?!

I invested all my salary in this Awoof and then na student win am...

F`uck MTN..


Goodbye cruel world... https://imgon.net/di-7XBA.gif[/quote]May your soul rest in perfect pieces ;DSee yah in Hell

Highbros: Do people still soak garri? Its been long o.

You must be a living dead to knw that more than average Nigerians either poor or rich soaks Gari, Gari is cost than any other food in the market nw, so Gari is not only for the poor
Abeg giv me chilled pure water and fried Eja kika*

Edzy: I believe this guys genuinely called,i'm suspecting there is a quota 4 each state.may be dy cant find d state of origin of some applicants on dia CVs,nd dis call is 2 get dt info.i cld remember during my interview,d first tin I was asked are my fone number nd state of origin which d guy wrote down b4 he proceed wt d interview. I guess nt ol of us should expect this call,may be!

our number and State of origin is already filled on the form given to us at the interview venue if its not on ur cv, why asked what they already has?

olumaxi: a guy wrote he got a cal and was askd his state of origin..and he wasnt even allowd to ask questns as to knw who d caller was n wea he/she cald from..i gues d conversation went lyk dis caller: helo. guy: helo. caller: ur state of origin guy:kumasi. caller: bye. na jaz..haba,no deh use cat scare osun priestess na

i tire oo, hw could somebody in the first place asked u ur state of origin and u dnt even bother to ask who that person is before u respond to strange call...Dey wan Scam you guy, you better wise up...Nonesense!!

Bisjosh:

see her teeth like that of roasted goat

Somex10202: Just thinking something now.let say the names are out now,are they expecting us all to travel to kaduna for the training?i just hope and pray dat kaduna would be safe for us all

If you dey fear Boko Boys ...Forget the Job, because your first appointment na Maiduguri

jude33084:

See hin teeth like rat teeth

olumaxi: guy! Wat of peepz without muscles...God na ur hand i deh o

Na motor boy muscular guy like you go do, na cement you go dey load while lepa like me go do the executive driving

searay: Dangote thx 4 inviting me, but I have to be different from my father

Yeah, you gat to be different from him because he is a Danfo driver while you are dreaming to be an executive truck driver motorboy watz ur side if Okada no dey, i wan drop dangote cement for here

omotola1: Y‘all stop making ds damn job appear beautiful dan it is!
Ok?

Bad Bottom Belle (Mr BBB)