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SexyDenzel:
Keep slamming my bro, keep slamming :-). Yes women don't know how to handle rejection, if only I haven't deleted the WhatsApp messages from one girl that I was dating last year and had to give her the red card when she started squeezing me for marriage, Biiitch we just got to know each other a month ago and you're talking marriage?! are you crazy? this girl went to the kitchen and grabbed my kitchen knife that she will stab herself I just went and took my phone and started recording her and cleared my self in the video saying I'm innocent she's talking about marriage and I'm interested and she went to my kitchen and as you can see in this video she's threatening to kill herself with my kitchen knife right now I'm scared to approach her because she's suicidal. I walked to my sitting room. No be person tell her make she drop the knife, follow me come for sitting room de ask me so I don't like her I was just using her. Girl we were fxxking you brought your pusi and I brought my dk to the deal so what's with the who's using who? bro the drama long I just cut it short. These girl finally left and after two hours or do messages started blaring up my phone with all different kinds of words which I found very entertaining and funny, she was really funny. Meanwhile this was a girl my brother's gf was telling me to marry that she sees how she treats me and how she's all over me and I told her relax make we de observe. she couldn't believe the scene when I told her what her precious Prisca did so I called the girl and the rants continued it was only then she believed me hahahahaha. Up till date when I want to have fun I'll just call her and put it on loud speaker while my friends and I laugh our azzes off but I warn them not to laugh to her hearing.
Women don't know how to handle rejection and that's a FACT.
That's why they can never ask you for something directly, for example if a girl wants you to take her to some place she will first ask ;
Are you going somewhere or will you be busy by so time/day? before the hit you with the real question they want.
which is I want you to extort me or take or whatever to so so place. She wants to ensure you won't reject her offer that's why she asked the first question.

If women can handle rejection they will be asking questions straight up instead follow up questions or request before their original question.

If they didn't ask what will you be doing by then they stand the reisk of getting a NO (rejection) and they can't handle it.

abeg which beer u dey drink?.. Lemme send one crate!

victornonso44@gmail.com thanks

Mukah1234:
You mean the psychometric assessment? Have u taken the aptitude test?

yes the psychometric assessment... i did the aptitude test this morning and it was successful..

hello!
i tried taking the test and i was asked to pick the job that I'm applying for... nothing like graduate trainee in the drop-down options... pls which one are we choosing cos me I'm very confused right now..

Fesomu:
Nothing as cool as sharing a blunt with your bae

only that this aint a blunt... na shisha.... ordinary perfumed smoke �

tiwa savage should never... I repeat, never try doing a live performance again....her gig was nothing to write home about...wizzy craft was absolutely on point ..goes to show that the dude had put in some work in it...tiwa just came to disgrace her self...nonsense!

duduade:
Why don't my sisters jam mumus like this

e be like ur foolishness is just a decision!

lilfreezy:
Are u Ai or human? You act like a failed program

damn!...this z a good one mehn

she don get belle...happy married life to them and the unborn pikin

I have lil problem my Oga in the house ..I registered for the education dept...I have a b.sc geography but they actually need b.ed geography... the thing is that teaching is something I enjoy doing...in fact I have nothing less than 3-4 years teaching experience...what are my chances of making it into the navy just in case I happen to pass the exam??...thanks for ur honoured responses

benzene00:
if this trash makes front page I will deactivate my nairaland Asap


what nonsense

please do the needful!

all these ones shouting 'why will I spend my valuable time waiting for an iPhone that would soon be a thing of yesterday, will I use it to talk to God?.. truth be told, Na jealousy dey worry una... just cos u can't afford doesn't mean the fone ain't dope... I wish I can have one only be say Na garri I dey drink as I dey type ds one with my infinix note 4....
lemme ask y'all a question o... if dem dash u... shey u nor go run collect am ...lets appreciate something good, that way we attract a lot of good things to our selves...
p.s: nobody should quote or else... I go wire u thunder from above!

I actually like viewing those pics where they are chopping the head of their life.... kind of motivation for me...i love seeing them first thing in the morning and last thing before going to bed... nothing dey ginger me pass am!

beamtopola:
wasn't debanj nominated in this category before?

No.. He was nominated for best African act.. .wizkid has broken a record that not even the likes of tu face have never attained. ..am a davido fan but wizkid is making giant strides....the guy dey try Abeg

believe me when I say that it's the same thing that killed tagbo, DJ olu and chime.... those niggazz f**king OD'd on some new shtt they never had before.... forget autopsy dis, autopsy that... I Don tell una wetin happen... right now David is doing all that's humanly possible not to have his name splashed on it.. but nigaa if u were gonna lie... at least get rid of the CCTV Abi u no dey watch American detective movies ni?... I just weak.. make we just dey wait anyways but I know say David will go scotfree... e too certain

DrBasit:
Who FIFA game help?

meeee

Hello everyone..am currently running the compulsory one year of serving Nigeria and am looking to further my education with an m.sc degree in environmental management in unilag...i have a degree in geography(science) from university of ibadan...pls i will like to know what the requirements are and the cost of running the programme...thanks

I nor even understand una again...somebody hold his nyash , una dey complain....abeg shey na ur nyash ni

thorrvik55:
Moi prayer points in order of preference:

a. Stream 1 is my portion, any atom of stream 2 in my life I come against it.

b. Oh God please let me not be posted to the north.

c. Journey mercies is my portion.

d. My PPA shall not be a school in d mighty name of Jesus. Amen.

Morning all.

Registration ends today.

3 days to knowing our fate

8 days to camping


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well done
Et al

A big amen to that!

From ur last update. .i could sense ur escaping the 'writers block'...dont stop now and u will get over it...u will see

mrletsgo:
Welcome, good sir. Pls introduce yaself using this format: name, institution, course of study, year of graduation and 4 states u wuld like to serve

ok no qualm,
victor
university of ibadan
Geo science
lagos, abuja, rivers,plateau states!...i don do d intro finish be that o

i hail everybody for here o...dem fine bobos and pretty ladies...d ones wey nor fine too!...i just comot from university of ibadan (2016)...omo nor be beans o
so how dis 2017 service dey be nah...e be like say na my people full here...again, i trowey salute give all of una

Pls who knows the current price of that student mattress , the one we normally use for bunk ....

Abeg gurus in the house is there any remedy to stop hanging of HD movies especially the mkv format on my hp mini 110?.....
N.B: the system plays other lower resolution
fairly well...sometimes sef , even d lower
resolution will still be hanging too...e help wa!

Is there any remedy to stop hanging of HD movies especially the mkv format on my hp mini 110?.....
N.B: the system plays other lower resolution fairly well...sometimes sef , even d lower resolution will still be hanging too...e help wa!

Hello gurus, I tried using my modem on my system but it refused to connect even when displaying the network signal bars..what could be the possible problem?

all4naija:
What is the MVK(Blu Ray file) resolution? If it is higher than 1080 it will crash in a system with 2 GB RAM and low GPU size like your. I think the problem is with the movie. You should convert it to a low resolution.

However, you can try 5KPlayer ---> LINK

Thanks so much for your prompt response, how do I convert the movie to a lower resolution?..

all4naija:
What is your screen resolution? If the HD you are playing is higher than your screen resolution it might be the cause of the problem. Tell us about your system specifications and the HD movie you are trying to watch?

The system is a 32 bit os and 2gb ram..hp mini 110..the movie is an mkv file of 1.1GB, if the vlc cannot work , could you suggest another media player?don't really know much bout the screen resolutn

Pls my ogas , I have a hp mini that whenever I try to play high definition movies like 1GB and above , the vlc media player hangs. Pls is there any solution to this or there another media player which I can install that can play the HD movies efficiently?