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LAGATA:
Good evening all, please how can I get my parrot to start talking? All it does is screaming, whistling and mumuring

Which type do you have? It depends on the specie. Not all of them talk. Even the ones that talk are trained to talk.
Upload the pic of your parrot.

ibietela2:
how do i stop him from biting and also come close to me? we are like enemies

Target him and bite him in the neck! Grey parrots no dey hear word.
On a more serious note, put on a glove and get closer to it, even it bites. Use what it likes to get it closer to you. That's what some people I know who keep them as pet do.
It takes time though.

frob0genius:
Okay.
Thanks

You're welcome.

Mzansian:
The most gullible citizens ever, so you can't expect them to question a damn thing about this crappy story and where it comes from. That's how dummies behave .

Words of consolation. I knew I'd find you here. The owner of the said website is a South African and the news there is mostly from South Africa.
But you prefer to live in denial. Kudos!

frob0genius:
My bad. I meant the music player

It's musixmatch.

cutefergiee:
dis SUNNY OMO ALADE no wan grow old at all.. abi the guy dey use .........................................................

If you think he doesn't get old, take a look at Pasuma. The guy na Vampire.

chriskosherbal:
Of course he is happy meeting the king ..

He's just trying to be modest. Sunny Ade na legend for his own side.

frob0genius:
Which player is this?

You mean singer? He's a Brazilian singer/songwriter.
Google for more details.

People who still live in the 19th century.

Lol.

ezenwajosh:
They over do it...just saying though

Nothing like over doing. The more they mention him, he's forced to take a look at the topic and see if it's worth moving to the front page. .

bigtt76:
They will introduce now and ask subscribers to goan change their decoders

You sabi dem wella.
That 30gb written there would change to 3gb.
I don't blame them. I blame the greedy politicians who steal us blind in anyway they can.

Chuvin22:
I Dont know if this thing has happened to any1 b4..

I bought TV and home theatre since on Tuesday.. And Nepa have not brought light since then. The main problem now is that my neighbours keeps reminding me with their gen sound, music and movies. Am just weak.

Lol...go and buy Gen na.

Michel Teló - Ai se eu te pego

Mzansian:
Charity begins at home. # fact!. We are not mistreated or asked for bribes in airports around the world because we don't do that to ourselves , but it's the opposite with you . Ask yourselves why ?

Pile of crap. Take your own advice.
Nigerians don't maltreat others. They treat you the same way their they treat themselves, unlike your xenophobic punk ass brothers.

Mzansian:
We learnt it from you. Nigerians are treated like that back home, so we thought you liked it because you do nothing snout it there. I'm yet to see you protesting against police brutality in lagos , why should you do it here.

And here I thought you were making sense a little until you wrote this crap.
If the whites who fought to abolish the slave trade had the same warped thinking like yours, your black ass will probably be whipped and made to work in the sun for a white South African right now.
There's no hope.

Ashley86400:
I know there are good responsible Nigerians living in South Africa. I spent a holiday in Johannesburg when I was younger. . .and even then I was aware many Nigerians were up and about doing illegal stuff because my mother, one of the good ones was always targeted and extra checked at any train station or street corner. .majority of Nigerians there didn't and still don't even have complete papers. .when the police shake down gets too much, many of them flee to nearby Zimbabwe to renew their visas. . .never minding that the South Africans themselves know how long they have been staying.
that's just a horrible way to represent your country as dishonest people who are constantly trying to cheat the system.

The South African police won't care about good Nigerians because they have no business with them. . .it's the bad ones that are proving to be a thorn in the shoe. . .of course, there are south africans that equally sell drugs but the police will see it as something under their jurisdiction. . .but going to another man's country to sell drugs and other illegal stuff takes a lot of nerve and disrespect for the authority of such country.

Turn the tables around. .Nigerians have lots of drug dealers and suppliers in terms of weed, eskay, crack and the rest. . .but it's our problem, we know it's OUR problem. We don't need Ghanains or Liberians coming to Nigeria to do that as well. . .and if they do, Nigerians will even complain more than south africans are. .we already find it hard to tolerate each other ethnically, how would we be able to tolerate second rate citizens from other countries. . .

Let's call a spade a spade. .Nigerians push their luck too far and they constantly misbehave outside Nigeria.

England and Dubai don't welcome us with open arms anymore. .Neither do Indonesia and Malaysia . . .and all is because of the way majority of Nigerians portray themselves. .our fame proceeds us where ever we go. . .and if push comes to shove. .I hope Nigerians don't carry leg and enter a country where they won't be able to come out , a country that'll treat both the good ones and the bad ones the way the Germans and Italians treated both the good and bad Jews, because they too didn't know boundaries and pushed their luck too far in their diaspora.

Nobody cares if they're welcomed or not. If they do the right thing, things like this won't happen.
Malaysia kills any drug dealer caught and I respect them, no matter what others say.
If you know this and still deal drugs there, it's your wahala.
South Africa should do the same if they believe Nigerian drug dealers are causing mayhem in their country.
But they won't, their police did rather play both sides, ie collect money from drug dealers as bribes and then look the other way when their citizens do their hate protest.
Aside from the police, are there no immigration officials there?
If Nigerians were becoming a problem, why give them visa freely?
South Africans should put their house in order and stop the lousy song they've been singing for long, and tell us their real issue with Nigerians.

Mzansian:
Stop spreading half truths to gain sympathy for thugs. Why are Nigerian professionals, doctors etc not complaining of hate? Why are they living in peace among the locals? . Why is it always the jobless " hustler" which is a code word for criminal that always screams the most.?

I ain't gaining sympathy for no one. I pity the modafockers going to South Africa.
It's like going to Europe as a black man during the slave trade. Bunch of xenophobes with silly excuses to drop you.
Why do your citizens take matters into their hands? Why should police protest against people from a particular country?
Arrest and charge any criminal to court...stop complaining.
Even our ill-equipped police do not protest about criminals.

Ashley86400:
Nigerians feel they can protest in any country. .even if the person they're protesting for is guilty as fvck and spoiling the country's name.

This is how they protested in China and even the Chinese felt embarassed for them. . .and who were they protesting for : a Nigerian drug dealer who died after jumping off a building while being chased by the police.

Protesting is South Africa, I get small. . .but why the fvck would you protest in China? South Africans hate Nigerians. .China hates Africans and any other people with dark skin, other Asians included.

Why push your luck?

How many times have we seen the Lebanese or Chinese protesting here, even though Nigerians hate them. . .

You're in another man's country, representing your country. . .be humble, do clean business, keep your shiit clean, lay low and see if the indigenes won't like you. .instead of seeing you as loud and unscrupulous.

Its South Africa and other whiny countries they will be protesting. . .they should try it in Arab countries. . .mtcheew

In Arabic countries, there's law and the citizens and foreigners are prosecuted according to their laws.
No one is exempted. But in south Africa, their people purposely target Nigerians with the help of the police.
You accuse all Nigerians in South Africa of crime, but why not weed out the bad guys from the good guys and see if they'll still complain?
There are responsible Nigerians in South Africa, but whenever there's a hate protest or riot, it affects them.
The SA police should do their job, simple.

mikolo80:
voting or investing

Lwkmd!

Jman06:
Just three things I ask of my future wife:

1. Be faithful to me. Don't even give me any reason to suspect you are cheating on me. If you feel that you are tired of me, give me the divorce papers, I'll respect you and even give some parting gifts.

2. Respect my parents and siblings, they are my first love. Be rest assured that I will never tolerate any of them disrespecting you. I'll have your back always.

3. Respect me. Don't use harsh words on me no matter what. I have ego too, don't bruise it please.

Any lady that can give me just the above three will have me wholesale, I'll forgive all her other sins.

If you have these things, you have everything.

ImaIma1:
Kuku get sand and create your woman

That doesn't apply here. He simply wants a good woman.
If they're no good women like that, what's the point of getting married?

Stegomiah:
There are so many new series now...
Please if you have watched them you can do review
I have watched these.... Though still infantile they are promising
All season 1 and still running or completed

Absentia
The good doctor
Seal team
The brave
The gifted
Valor
The deuce

The others i have yet to view are
Midhunters
Rellik
Liar
The loch
4 blocks
The dissapearance
Tales
Wisdom of the crowd
Ghosted
I am frankie

Please comments, suggestions, criticisms on any of the above listed will be much appreciated

Over to you experts, and tvseries lovers
Can't possibly keep with all, the good oldies are still running too

New series are real pain in the ass unless it's from Netflix. They release all episodes at once.
I watched Sheldon and it's annoying waiting endlessly for the next episode.
If I haven't started already, I would have waited for the entire Season 1 to complete.

sonature1:
When will Nigerian start manufacturing BUT not assembling parts?

When you start voting for the right people.

nosiebaba:
Ford vehicles of these days no dey strong again

Bad belle.

dubylhover:
I have,and its very very good...gritty and engrossing dialogue between serial killers Nd FBI agents,dark and eerie humour...its really really good..

I'm also watching alias grace,another nice series,it was based in a book by magaret Atwood,d woman who also wrote the handmaids tale..its a very good watch

I'll try with a few episodes.

introvertme:
if you've watched True detective,then you would love it.

I watched a few episodes on True detective, got distracted and then switched to something else.
I'll download three episodes and see how far I'd go.

Mindhunter seems to have great reviews on imdb, but it's the usual FBI profiling and investigation.
Who has started watching it?

R2bees:
Reason why I don't want to see American gods

You can always fast-forward the scenes. I did that when I was watching Tyrant.

EmmGee:
please what series is this

Last man standing. Hilarious comedy series. A must watch if you like comedy.

ibietela2:
My screams and moves round the cage always restless

Get it out of the cage at least one hour everyday. Make sure the wings are clipped to avoid flying away.