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GoldenDr:
Our School in Lagos urgently need the service of a Chemistry Teacher....The applicant should reside within Ojo, Igando, Ikotun area of Lagos state and should be able to set up a Laboratory,teach practical and WAEC sheme. Requirement. B.Sc in Chemistry and related course.
Intrested applicant should send their CV to otitijerome@gmail.com

Ok I think B.Tech Chemistry would do?

The problem I have with the opposition is not about the congregations of APC. Absolutely not the point. Opposition is good for democracy but when it comes to the gathering of rebels, anarchists, rapists, peadophiles, pyschos, Godfathers, Born-To-Rule mentalists, power drunks, serial defectors and political prostitutes I have to scrutinize and put into subjections the motive beside such organization.



I kept saying this, no Buharists was excited more than I do when CPC merged with ACN. Infact I still remember the date it was registered by INEC, which is 31/08/2013. I use to comment on Nairaland, Sahara Reporters, LIB, Facebook etc and would applaud them as our future. Everything wrong with Nigeria at that time was blamed on President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan. He was the first citizen but was assumed as Nigeria's greatest enemy. I fall for that and I past my judgment on him.



The day I started looking at the other side of the cheek was the moment I realize how I was conned and decieved. APC is such a smart occultic organization, it is far from being a political party. Remove three men from APC and the party is death. If APC were shakened like PDP it could have gone into extinction. Why wouldnt APC give us a leader without blood in his hands? Why a worn out granny full of terminal ideas. Why a coupist that abolished democracy. Why a serial loser. Why a retired and tired octogenarian with a football age. Why a certificateless ex-dictatorial despot? No political party can succeed without an internal democracy within it operation, not especially when it gets that power it bloodly needed.



APC have shown to us it true colour by electing an Old timer as it flag bearer, thereby denying the most healthy ones the opportunity. Why did APC lose such aspirants like Kwankwanso, Rochas or even Atiku in a primary election and choose Buhari. The reason I gave is that APC have been hijacked by Tinubu. Tinubu is holding Nigeria in the palm of it hands. Nigeria is about to be hijacked and plundered by the devouring Lion of Bourdillion. Their Presidential Primary Election in Lagos was an orchestrated charade which had designed the candidacy of Buhari to be the outcome. I want to know why APC choose amongst the other well qualified candidates with their certificates intact for Buhari. The mantra they gave is that he will fight corruption. Corruption That is when I received another lie. Who is Thieftnubu? I rest my case

[b]ELECTORAL STATISTICS FROM THE SIX(6) GEO-POLITICAL ZONES

IN THE NORTH-WEST:

7 million people voted. Buhari won 10 million of the votes, which comes to 60% of the total ballots. Jonathan won 7 million, which matches 40% of the total votes cast. Buhari met the 25% minimum requirement of the ballots cast in six(6) of the six(6) states while Jonathan got the 25% minimum requirement of the total vote cast in two(2) of the six(6) states.

IN THE NORTH-EAST:

10 million people voted. Buhari won 6 million of the total ballots, which comes to 60%, while Jonathan got the remaining 4 million of the votes. This adds up to 40% of the total votes cast. Also, Buhari won the 25% minimum vote requirement in all the six(6) states in this area. Jonathan secured the 25% vote requirement in three(3) of the six(6) states.

IN THE MIDDLEBELT:


6 million people voted here. Jonathan won 3.6 million of the total ballots cast. This is equivalent of the 60% of the total vote cast. Buhari on the other hand won 2.4 million votes, equivalent of 40% of the total ballots. Jonathan also met the 25% vote requirement in all the six(6) states. Buhari managed to procure 25% vote requirement in four(4) of the six(6) states.

IN THE SOUTH-SOUTH:

8 million people voted. Jonathan won 95% of the total ballots, which is equivalent to 7.6 million of the total votes. Buhari secured 400,000, which equals 5% of total ballots. Jonathan also met the 25% vote requirement in all the six(6) states with Buhari unable to make the 25% requirement of the total votes in any of the six(6) states.


IN THE SOUTH-WEST:

10 million people voted. Jonathan won 5.5% of the total votes, the equivalent of 5.5 million ballots. Buhari got 4.5 million ballots, which equals 45%. Both Jonathan and Buhari met the 25% vote requirement in this area.


IN THE SOUTH-EAST:

6 million people voted. Jonathan won 90% of the total votes, the equivalent of 5.4 million ballots. Buhari won only 600,000 ballots, which equal 10% of the total votes. Jonathan met the 25% minimum vote requirement in all the five(5) states. Buhari failed to satisfy this requirement.

TOTAL STATES OF 36 + Abuja= 37 States

TOTAL POPULAR VOTES CAST= 57 Million

TOTAL POPULAR VOTES WON BY JONATHAN= 33.1 Million

TOTAL POPULAR VOTES WON BY BUHARI = 23.9 Million

Number of State Jonathan met the 25% requirement= 28 Number of States

Number of State Buhari met the 25% requirement= 24 Number of States

WINNER= GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN[/b]

How can Micheal Jackson a black man give birth to a caucasian Even that girl knows micheal is not her real dad

APC COULD HAVE SODOMIZED ME



The problem I have with the opposition is not about the congregations of APC. Absolutely not the point. Opposition is good for democracy but when it comes to the gathering of rebels, anarchists, rapists, peadophiles, pyschos, Godfathers, Born-To-Rule mentalists, power drunks, serial defectors and political prostitutes I have to scrutinize and put into subjections the motive beside such organization.



I kept saying this, no Buharists was excited more than I do when CPC merged with ACN. Infact I still remember the date it was registered by INEC, which is 31/08/2013. I use to comment on Nairaland, Sahara Reporters, LIB, Facebook etc and would applaud them as our future. Everything wrong with Nigeria at that time was blamed on President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan. He was the first citizen but was assumed as Nigeria's greatest enemy. I fall for that and I past my judgment on him.



The day I started looking at the other side of the cheek was the moment I realize how I was conned and decieved. APC is such a smart occultic organization, it is far from being a political party. Remove three men from APC and the party is death. If APC were shakened like PDP it could have gone into extinction. Why wouldnt APC give us a leader without blood in his hands? Why a worn out granny full of terminal ideas. Why a coupist that abolished democracy. Why a serial loser. Why a retired and tired octogenarian with a football age. Why a certificateless ex-dictatorial despot? No political party can succeed without an internal democracy within it operation, not especially when it gets that power it bloodly needed.



APC have shown to us it true colour by electing an Old timer as it flag bearer, thereby denying the most healthy ones the opportunity. Why did APC lose such aspirants like Kwankwanso, Rochas or even Atiku in a primary election and choose Buhari. The reason I gave is that APC have been hijacked by Tinubu. Tinubu is holding Nigeria in the palm of it hands. Nigeria is about to be hijacked and plundered by the devouring Lion of Bourdillion. Their Presidential Primary Election in Lagos was an orchestrated charade which had designed the candidacy of Buhari to be the outcome. I want to know why APC choose amongst the other well qualified candidates with their certificates intact for Buhari. The mantra they gave is that he will fight corruption. Corruption That is when I received another lie. Who is Thieftnubu? I rest my case

Fake Eyelashes 95% Fake. I dont know why guys love fantasies instead of beholding the real thing

^^^You are useless. That blue font I will VOTE Jona Again

That certificateless coupist looks so clueless in all ramification. It still surprises me that some people wants Buhari back to power after 30 years he was dethroned Meanwhile vote out Governor Tinubu and his deputy Ambode come April 11. Vote Jimi Agbaje for FREEDOM. J K we know

Glowstone:
Most girls are so guilty of this even teenagers, you just finish urinating maybe in the public just to turn and find a girl starring at you.

what do this ladies hope to see. it's quite embarrassing to me, makes me feel like my zippers are open and I will have to look down to make sure everything is OK ¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬





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it's not about urinating outside, take for instance you are using a public toilet

I have noticed this thing severally. You are not far from the truth. Even 14 year old girls falls to that

APC might have killed him that demonic party

Rubbish, vote out Governor Tinubu and his deputy Ambode vote JK for freedom. All Igbos for JK

Meaning she had been a wh0re since 17

This nonsense should had made it into Ghanaian website and not ours. Nonsense

lalasticlala:
Sir Ahmadu Bello's burnt house in Kaduna,1966, here himself & his wife were murdered in the 1966 coup attempt.

https://mobile.twitter.com/SeeMeSeeNigeria/status/574950042148143105

Ab0ki died in that house

Why havent this post made front page?

So why are you blaming PDP instead of the woman? You need a Job oo

God I went to a Church at 320 Road in Festac Town today. A friend invited me. I never knew the name of the church we were going to before we went together. On getting to the church, service was yet to begin, then, we sat for Bible Study class. The Bible Study class ran from 7: 30 am to 9:45am. Infact I slept off while the Bible study was going on.



Immediately, I wake up, yet the sunday school wasnt over, the church was still scanty. I started being impatient. I turned to the back seat to inquire from a friend that invited me and asked when this church will begin. He said, Nonso are you not enjoying the Class Bible Study, my annoyance grew. After some minutes my instinct started asking me to look at the church I attended, that why am I worried, that this is the sort of Church they built around your locality while you were in Onitsha called Odozi Obodo (Nation Builder). In that Church, the picture of the founder was placed at the altar.



I saw men coming in with agbada. I look at the sewed traditional wears they wore and saw "Odozi Obodo" with the picture of the woman that founded the Church printed on it boldly. Then it dawn on me that I am actually in Christ Holy Church international Odozi Obodo Lolzz



This is the Church I knew right from when I was a kid in Anambra State. Then the church service commenced. The man of God preached. He even preached about the woman that founded the church, and how we should all emulate her. Little were preached about Jesus. It was a bit surprise to me. Hymn song was sang. One big bells was rang. Lolz I dont know why they do that.



It was almost like a joke when they finish giving offerings; because the kind of dance I saw in that church I have never seen it before anywhere. People were dancing Shoki, atili-ogwu, skelewu, alanta. One woman was holding her breast while she bent down exposing her cleavage, shaking her waist while she dance. It had many church attendee filled to the brim but it was almost like I was the only individual there. Then I saw the friend that invited me Lolz, he was dancing like an amputee. I have never seen this kind of madness before. Everybody was dancing so stupid. There was no spirituality in any single soul there. There were some dance that look so traditional that I was surprise to see it in the house of the Lord. I saw men that hug chairs, raised up tables while dancing Lolz. What nonsense.



Then a general dance started. This dance was to be a participatory of all. Being a new-comer is not an excuse. But when it started, I thought I could just keep calm and mind my own business. While sitting on my chair a man tapped on my holder to rise up immediately. He was saying something I didnt know, infact I couldnt hear him because the noise was so terribly loud. Lolz I became confused. I started looking for the person that invited me because he was meant to sit separately as Choir member. I looked for Abraham that invited me to Odozi Obodo but was not found.



In fustration I went out of the church. Later I saw him dancing, coming to me but wasnt even looking at me. They sat up and was dancing around the church. After I meet Abraham he told me that there was a Prophetic message that everybody must stand up and dance around the church for three times, that that was the reason the man tapped me up to stand up. I took my bible and ran away

Overr@ted