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I TOLD YOU... THAT GUY (ON BAT SHIII LEADER) IS A MUGU SAIBOG NOT NOOB SAIBOT....

FOOTBALL THREAD MAKE SENSE DIE FOR NAIRALAND... THANK GOD. THANK SEUN AND OKIJA JUJU.// YUZEDO// AND ALL THE NAIJA FANS... THANK GOD FOR D GARRI WEN I CARRY FROM VILLA....

FIRST TIME TO WATCH MATCH FOR NAIRALAND.

DATS... ALL.

@OP.... THE LIST NO KOMPLETE... WHAT OF GARRI GUYS ?

1989 MITSUBISHI GALANT. I nikname am TIMBA. D car rugged die. Few mods over d years, which include: I go Ikokwu PH, buy four black alloy weel, borrow sport vr4 exhaust pipe, naim Nnaemeka come dash me im L300 bus engine. As for the speedometer... Bad roads get to pay for it. TIMBA EXCLUSIVE.

CRAZY DEY WORRY SANDTFELT... ABI HIM GET A CALABAR GIRL HIN DUMP? WHY HIM DEY FEAR TO GO PLAY DIA?

BADTSKART!!!

If you ask me... I be like.... Keshi flog malawi wella with more squads than ever, before talking. Give malawi hell... ifu like... Dont you know we are at war?

OK... Reserved.

if i see snake... na to fined 2x2 wood mace im head before decapitate am... CRAZY DEY WORRY AM...

mine was trecking from borikro port harcourt to osokwa nvosi in isialangwa... mehnn... i spent more dan 16hours for road... i munch bonsaac bread like 7 loafs and nough pure water. my leg swell die... i come begin tire wen i don dey reach my papa house... you for see me dat day... e dey liker were tinker dey nack pan akpako. as for the kilometer... i forget to buy am for alaoji marketi...

My questions be say:
1. i fit use am play monkey post?

2. if the tear nko?

3. weton go happen to my light if Pa Chima (Landlord) seize d ball?

mmmmhhhh... fish dey smell hia oh!!!

bennynaza: Sorry to derail, bt I made a bet wit my guy dat I will get more dan 10 likes before 11: 45 tonite for my (non)comment.



Abeg mak una help me as I no fit use my hand like my post. Money is @ stake.

Abeg make una helep me too. I my laptop to get 50 likes fplor this qoute before morning tomorrow.


MY LAPTOP OH!!!

Maxymilliano: Guess she probably panicked and became disoriented by the presence of the state governor

she no get confidence... who employ her sef

OK, MY TURN

This tory remind me of one school like dat wey d teacher no fit pronuounce elephant... Took him 10 minutes to do it... "ELE.... HELELE.. ELLEELEE...." for good ten minutes... I pity the pupils him dey teach...

God bless Nigeria and everybody else.


ONE DAY I WILL BE FIRST TO COMMENT... NOOB-SAIBOT.

NA RIIDDIK

Okija_juju: [b]

<sub>First of all All Glory be to Olisa bi na eni igwe, for his mercies endureth forver...
To Prophet Mohammed (SAW) bi somewhere else, for he is truly merciful.
To Alusi Okija bi na ana, for the gods are truly wise..
Also to Seun for creating this Forum.
I also thank Shekau for creating this news, that brought me this long awaited chance.
I also want to Thank Etisalat for this internet speed.
Also thank my Primary school teachers for teaching me english.
Also thank Mrs. Ebere my secondary school Typewriter teacher for teaching me how to type.
Not forgeting my Mother for her kindness and not aborting me.
I thank my Father for not selling me due to hardship.
I thank my neighbour Chief Sweetus Oyoyo Ice cream boy of Banana Iceland for no reason at all.
I also thank all Nairalanders for not being first to comment this time.

Last but not the least.. I thank myself for being the first to comment.

This is the best Birthday gift ever..

Today, I declare free drinks for all my Nwa babys who love me except Ileke Idi..

I love you all..</sub>

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Now you fast, FTC... One day na for me... ... Next day na Shekau Death!!! F U C K The FaGSTARD!!!

Mmmhh ehmm! *clears trothe* My guy... fisrt of all, I thank GOD ALMIGHTY JEHOVA... followed by thanking him for the afformentioned in the topic... then ask for forgiveness and mercy... lastly, I thank him for answered prayers... ;DMmmhh ehmm! *clears trothe* My guy... fisrt of all, I thank GOD ALMIGHTY JEHOVA... followed by thanking him for the afformentioned in the topic... then ask for forgiveness and mercy... lastly, I thank him for answered prayers...

Very soon e go turn to football system: 4-4-2 (MAN U), 5-4-1(Barca), 4-3-3(Chelsea)... Mtchew...

I pray for the government of Nigeria...

YOU MEAN SAY SEUN, AFAM4EVE, SEXKILLERZ, OM42J ... ARE BUSY EATING COW

MAKE THEM NO TURN NAIRALAND TO BULL Oh

WHO'S LAILA IKEJI

Tomorrow now, one group go come say guys don finnish to marry or fine girls like this ones don finish to marry... No be Naija we dey

OSAMA AND SHEKAU DEY DIA

Tonylyte: Yes bro, e bi lyk say na dia culture

I remember Dey Ogbonna's wife... Moore, the woman nice too much. She reminds me of my mum wen she (my mum) been dey alive. Moore still dey Ngwa as I speak... but if na one careless naija babe... she go dey drag political party with the husband brothers after the guy moves on... PINAY go still dey even for better or for worse...

SO CALLED NAIJA BABES ARE FAKE... THOUGH NOT ALL...

lymelyte: @noob-saibot and tonylyte,shebi una dey show una self? Str boyz

@lymelyte... if only you know whom you are refering to as street boy... well I have decide to marry a pinay... THAT'S ALL.

Tonylyte: Lol, philipine grls d respect pple wella sha.

True talk my brotha... Them respect guys die... I happened to come across few, and now know how good they are....

Naija babes, I no talk say una no good oh, just say una no dey respect una men (Naijamen)...


THAT'S ALL

toshmann: [s]Already quality Nigerian wives are non existent, so no yawa for here, time to arrange Caribbean chicks or even oyibo sef [/s]


Naijababes na slip of keyboard o

Bros thank you... me wan go philippines go marry. at least e go cheap for me and dem go dey loyal die. no mind all de so called naija babes wen dey form like bread for oven.

WHO SHE CARRY FOR BACK

Nna ehhn! girls and dia wahala... well she is doing a good thing... but the show no follow...

AT OP: which one bi star maggi and knor maggi

I think say nairaland don f up dis days... not a single topic on fp dashboard make sense.

*walks out... starts the turbocharged mivec engine of my EVO X MSR... zooms off to Ahia-Eketa...*

[size=18pt]NNA!!! ENH!!!

NA WA FOR GIRLS O!!!

Small time now, them go dey naked for DP...

SMH [/size]

[size=18pt]1. DEDE ONYENMACHI
2. DEDE ONYEAGWALAM
3. DEY MONDEY!
4. UNCLE BASHIDO!
5. Noob-Saibot[/size]

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THIS GAL WAN SERVE ME EBO O! [/size]