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FriendChoice:
Wike taking glory for what Amechi nearly finish about 70% of the project. Chai it takes wike almost 2 years to complete the remaining 30%

You are a ig lier!!! You we o even dey live there... APC = Lies.... Dont say what you dont know...

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Lalasticlala SEE SNAKE OH


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I think say lala likes snake

Have you ever imagined what your favorite foreign celebrities would have been called if they were Nigerians?
Mind if we help you?

1. Kanye West

https://static.omgvoice.com/images/2016/07/26230944/Kanye-West1.jpg

With all that creativity in him and multiple sources of income, we’ll say Kanye is Igbo. He’s obviously looking for more investors to load his containers and bring more goods. From the way he treats his bae sef, you’ll know.

Kanye West



2. Beyonce

https://static.omgvoice.com/images/2016/07/26231019/Beyonce3.jpg

Queen Beyonce is Ijaw, probably from Bayelsa state. She’ll post a word text on Instagram about the government and oil and all that.

Beyonce



3. Kim Kardashian West

https://static.omgvoice.com/images/2016/07/26230948/Kim-Kardashian1.jpg

Kim Kardashian West is definitely Yoruba. That ass is a living evidence and you need no other evidence.

Kim Kardashian



4. Nicki Minaj

https://static.omgvoice.com/images/2016/07/26231005/Nicki-Minaj.jpg

Nicki Minaj is one of those Urhobo babes that change their names when they hit the jackpot or make it big.

Nicki Minaj



5. Drake

https://static.omgvoice.com/images/2016/07/26230929/Drake2.jpg

Drake obviously looks like one of those fine boy mallams that grew up abroad and came back to Nigeria. Still a Fulani boy

Drake



6. Jay-Z

https://static.omgvoice.com/images/2016/07/26230939/Jay-Z1.jpg

Jay-Z has to be Igbo too. Those lips are the same ones he uses to tell the girls that he will spoil them silly.

Jay Z



7. Serena Williams

https://static.omgvoice.com/images/2016/07/26231014/Serena-Williams1.jpg

All that power at tennis is useful for something else, and it’s not from us you’ll hear it. She’s Efik

Serena Williams



8. Michelle Obama

https://static.omgvoice.com/images/2016/07/26230953/Michelle-Obama2.jpg

Michelle is one of our Tiv sisters from Benue state. Roger that?

Michelle Obama



9. Ciara

https://static.omgvoice.com/images/2016/07/26230925/Ciara1.jpg

Ciara is most definitely one of those fine as hell Hausa babes that everyone can’t get enough of. Always slaying!

Ciara



10. Future

https://static.omgvoice.com/images/2016/07/26230934/Future1.jpg

Because Edo guys are petty as hell, say hello to our Edo brother, Future.

Future



11. Barack Obama

https://static.omgvoice.com/images/2016/07/26231010/Barack-Obama1.jpg

President Barack Obama will make brains as a Yoruba man. He was probably one of the demons breaking hearts at a younger age.

Barack Obama



Whose name fits the most? Let us know in the comment box below. You may want to see here how we envisioned Nigerian celebs when they were in secondary school.

Source: http://omgvoice.com/lifestyle/nigerian-names-foreign-celebrities/?geoip&country=NG


@ Lalasticlala - I no see snake ok, so me bring these cool stuff... Epp me to FP... One Love

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Lalasticla=snakes.

if you see Francis During, tell him that I have not forgotten the link he gave me. Tell am say I dey root for him.

FEAR ME!!!

[size=48pt]I DEY CRAZE [/size]

Businessideas:
When I clicked on the "EFCC "address of sender, this was what appeared
kolawoleasakin@gmail.com

There you go, it is not from EFCC but from a fraud.

check the headers for the real email address

cc: lalastic wia you dey

[size=48pt]OGBANJES EVERYWHERE!!!

SEE EM EVEREWHERE!!!

**DISCLAIMER**
The poster uses this medium to disclaim the post, it is just an opinion.
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at OP, ya fada left nyash

good evening my fellow nairalanders, longest time. I will be brief, but allow me to make some points,.

if @ Fulani's she go donate heavy
during the campaign she donated over 150million naira
wen I comes to any other tribes na coke and fanta she go give

I tire for the gofment
till now money no deyl

am outd

good evening my fellow nairalanders, longest time. I will be brief, but allow me to make some points,.

if @ Fulani's she go donate heavy
during the campaign she donated over 150million naira
wen I comes to any other tribes na coke and fanta she go give

I tire for the gofment
till now money no dey

am out

@OP... Is it everything that happens that guys will snap and post on social media?

It's getting boring this days, Everybody in Naija wants to front the headlines...

We forget those being murderd on daily basis...

#IWEEPFORTHISGENERATION

This Alex Accident don turn Public STUNT!

[size=38pt]@OP: the CRAZE wen dey worry you no get part 3...
see insurance free and you leave am...
you don see were goat leave yam?

BASKART!!!
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[size=48pt]I pity the President...

Remember, one dude called a Prophet once said that Buhari will be stoned by Nigerians... I see the revolution getting started


** JUST OBSERVING **
SIPPING GARRI AND GROUNDNUT

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sleeknick:
seriously?

[size=48pt]dey dia na![/size]

When I hia say na Uyo...



I no fit shout...

[size=48pt]Slikpnick beware of Ogbanjes!!![/size]

You see @OP, Don't ever date or even fall in love with any girl wey be "MODEL". That na ashe............. But, God dey.

PassingShot:
This guy don hammer!

100 Pounds plus possibly more from some others!

A nice babe who will possibly end up being his wife.

A good job through GEJ's connection.

An ex-presidential handshake.

HONESTLY IF MY BOSS WIN THE NEXT .... ELECTION, I GO TRECK FROM MY HOUSE REACH OFFICE... WLAHI!!!

WETIN BE THE NAME OF THE GRASS YOU INHALE

ASK ME AGAIN

vjsmiles:
i see thunder looming

FOR SURE... @ OP

[size=78pt]WAKA[/size]

georgementday:
Guy,wots is d latest?

I GAVE HER SEVEN DAYS ULTIMATUM ... SHE THINKS SAY I GO WAVE THAT...

I HAVE FORGIVEN HER... BUT I HAVE TO LET HER GO...

DAMN! I LOVE THIS GIRL SO...