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Christianity EtcRe: The Experience That Led Me To Christ by Nooneonline(op): 6:37pm On Aug 17, 2021
Adamgeneral12:
What! Sleeping on duty!
You are fired!
But as you say you accepted Christ your are reemploy grin
smiles.
Christianity EtcRe: The Experience That Led Me To Christ by Nooneonline(op): 6:36pm On Aug 17, 2021
Kobojunkie:
You were scared into becoming a Christian and you chose to follow apostle Suleiman after that experience? undecided

Whatever it was that happened to you that night was something that succeed in driving you into the very hands of false prophets and false teachers...and infection that a majority religious in Nigeria also suffer from by the way. undecided
U re entitled to Ur own opinion.
Christianity EtcThe Experience That Led Me To Christ by Nooneonline(op): 1:07pm On Aug 17, 2021
The experience that made me give my life to Christ.
I don't know why I am sharing this I don't share stuff like this on here but here we go...

I was at work on night duty at my former working place early this year with some colleagues of mine and we started talking about life, politics, football and so on but along the line the discussion come land us for spirit matter. We were arguing if ghosts were real or not, if there were foundational powers that stop and delay people's destinies or not. I was on the fence about the whole thing telling them, there might be spirits but i don't think they have powers to stop destines they can only delay destinies. One of them (let's call him Jim) refuted my argument with good points stating that if people's destiny cannot be delayed or destroyed how come people run mad suddenly or die from charms or even die mysteriously. Then I thought to myself, what do ritualists and native doctors do in the middle of the night? I didn't Argue Anymore and kept the thought to myself.

LAter in the night Around I2 a.m Jim started praying and speaking in tongues and the praying woke me up. I didn't find it funny that he was disturbing my sleep but even if I was A pagan/Aeithist/Christian depending on my mood, and with the way sleep dey sweet that time I was definitely an Aeithist, but I respected him enough not to interfere.

But as time to went on (close to an hour) and I was falling in and out of sleep. IT HAPPENED. I could only open my eyes but my whole body was stiff. From my lips to my toes were stiff I didn't know what was happening to me. But my brain was functioning and at that point I didn't know when my Christian mode kicked it and I started to shout Jesus, I can't remember how many times I shouted Jesus but whatever it was that PRESSED me respected that name and left me instantly.

nairaland family I no sleep again o till dey break. The following Sunday I start to dey go church And by His Grace I never miss church one Sunday. I dey wake up dey pray for night most times. Fasting almost every day. Apostles Suleiman, Arome And Selma na dem i dey listen to on A daily. Na so I give my life to Christ oo.


U cAn shAre Ur own experience if u Are led by the spirit.
FamilyRe: Life And Death Matter.pls Your Opinion Is Needed by Nooneonline(m): 10:29am On Aug 04, 2021
orili:
have start the fasting on sunday,today make it 3rd day,but it is normal muslim fast,i dont drink or eat at all,after the food i eat in the morning at 4:30 am
wow just wow. I'm speechless. U just wasted Ur time. I told u 6 to 6. Which one is Muslim fast. See who I dey give scriptures since. Did I give u scriptures from a quaran
WebmastersRe: Can I Verify My Adsense Account With The Temporary National ID? by Nooneonline(m): 6:14pm On Aug 01, 2021
updatedws:
Hello

Please can i verify my adsense account with my temporary National ID (i mean the slip given in place of the ID when its not ready)

I don't have an international passport or a driver's license

Please I need help, what do i do?
nooooo
Foreign AffairsRe: Martine Moïse: Oligarchs Killed My Husband, But I Will Run For President by Nooneonline(m): 6:34pm On Jul 31, 2021
fergie0o1:
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She heard as the men searched the room and her husband's files until they found what they were looking for. What that was she in still unsure of.
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Martine Moïse, 47, (right) was laying on the floor of her bedroom as her husband Haitian President Jovenel Moïse, 47, was shot dead next to her. Her daughter Jomarlie Moise (right) was also home at the time of the attack.
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Haitian President Jovenel Moïse, left, and Haitian First Lady Martine Moïse are seen at the National Palace in Port-au-Prince, Haiti on May 23, 2018
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Suspects in the assassination of President Jovenel Moïse, who was shot dead at his home, are pictured
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Suspects in the assassination of Haiti's President Jovenel Moïse are moved to be displayed to the media at police headquarters in Port-au-Prince, Haiti. Haitian authorities have implicated at least 20 retired Colombian soldiers in the president's assassination on July 7

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One of the homes searched belongs to Walter Veintemilla - president of Worldwide Capital Lending Group
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A spokesperson for the FBI said the affidavits in support of the search warrants have been sealed under a court order

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The former First Lady was shot and seriously injured before her husband was fatally shot
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Two of the president's adult children including Jomarlie Moise (right) were home at the time of the assassination but survived the attack along with their dog
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The president’s funeral was held in Cap-Haitien a few days after the attack
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Martine is asking for the help on international law enforcement agencies such as the FBI to help answer, Who ordered and paid for the assassination of her husband?
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The Moïse family has been relocated to South Florida since the deadly attack on their family
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Presidential honor guards carry the coffin of late Haitian President Jovenel Moïse, who was shot dead earlier this month, during the funeral at his family home in Cap-Haitien

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Federal agents raided five South Florida locations on Tuesday while serving warrants in an investigation into the assassination of Haitian President Jovenel Moïse
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Agents with Homeland Security Investigations were also present during the raid


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Walter Veintemilla, the president of Worldwide Capital Lending Group, is pictured. [/url]

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[b]People take part in a day of protests going on at the same time as Haitians pay tribute to assassinated president Jovenel Moïse, in Cap-Haitien, on July 22

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Security footage shows the security response in the moments after the Haitian president was killed


Dailymail UK
I dey suspect this woman
FamilyRe: Life And Death Matter.pls Your Opinion Is Needed by Nooneonline(m): 6:31pm On Jul 31, 2021
olurili:
please sorry for being disturbing you too much,around what time should i wake for that midnight prayer
from 11: 30 that with worship and thanks giving. Thank God for his mercy and blessings by 12 start praying. U can do 30 to one hour for a start. U will be feeling sleepy but walk around. The devil will flee
FamilyRe: Life And Death Matter.pls Your Opinion Is Needed by Nooneonline(m): 7:26am On Jul 31, 2021
olurili:
from 6am to 6pm,after 6pm can i eat food please?
yes sir. But don't eat too much cos u have to wake up in the middle of the night and pray. It takes discipline. May The Lord strengthen u brother
FamilyRe: Life And Death Matter.pls Your Opinion Is Needed by Nooneonline(m): 7:54pm On Jul 30, 2021
olurili:
i can really see you want to help me,pls which type of fast?
drink water 6 to 6 for a week
FamilyRe: Life And Death Matter.pls Your Opinion Is Needed by Nooneonline(m): 7:53pm On Jul 30, 2021
olurili:
i can really see you want to help me,pls which type of fast?
try 6 to 6 for 7 days. U can drink water
FamilyRe: Life And Death Matter.pls Your Opinion Is Needed by Nooneonline(m): 5:25pm On Jul 30, 2021
olurili:
Normal fast or dry fast that christian normally fast,i fast for 30days straight,i even do fast on thursday and monday
it depends on u and how badly u want Ur life and destiny to change
FamilyRe: Life And Death Matter.pls Your Opinion Is Needed by Nooneonline(m): 5:01pm On Jul 30, 2021
olurili:
let me share my own part with you,firstly,what i notice is,if i have friend or i do go somewhere to play when am small,is either i stole something there,or i end up being digraced,it graduate to stage that i dont have any friend(thanks to my step mum that always bad mouth every where with every chance she have)all this stop when i leave house,it is going well at first till one of the staff where am working introduce me to tramadol,he said it is body pain drug,tramadol that one ruin me for good five years,all money i make,i will use it to buy drug,so when i finally free from tramadol,i hustle for good two years,i gather like 120k,then i start business,the business dont last for 2month b4 it collapse,the day i will close down that shop,i shut it down with tears in my eyes,then i go back to hustle again for another 1 and half year,i make only 100k,then i start another business now,am experiencing the same thing i experience the first time,if it is not bondage or any spiritual effect,is not suppose to be this way,a guy introduce me to dropshipping,i never make any successful transaction since i start,if not that am hoping for better day,i would have commit suicide long time ago
psalms 24 psalms 91 and Isaiah 43 1-2 and strong and powerful midnight prayers. Will help u. Village people are real, spirits are real and God is very real. There are demonic spirits that have been controlling Ur life and gates ancient gates blocking Ur blessing. When men are sleeping get up and pray. Take back Ur destiny in Ur hands fast seven days and Ur dream life will change. That will be Ur first sign.
FamilyRe: Life And Death Matter.pls Your Opinion Is Needed by Nooneonline(m): 3:15pm On Jul 30, 2021
olurili:
what is the worst that ever happen to you
I struggled for everything in life sometimes when I want to do something that will take me to the next level it collapses even if I have plan A to B.
My foundations had be real good.
Let me give u one instance. Imagine saving up to buy a camera for months only for it to fall from my hand and get damaged barely 20 minutes after buying it. I couldn't hold down a mere gateman job for more than 3 months. I used to experience some kind of deja vu that indicated bad stuff will happen soon. I am the first born it wasn't easy. Fasting and midnight prayers will save u
FamilyRe: Life And Death Matter.pls Your Opinion Is Needed by Nooneonline(m): 3:00pm On Jul 30, 2021
olurili:
things just dont go as it suppose to be,even if it go smooth for like one month,it will still crumble back
I was there but Jesus Christ turned it around for me
FamilyRe: Life And Death Matter.pls Your Opinion Is Needed by Nooneonline(m): 2:59pm On Jul 30, 2021
olurili:
if religion can solve this,am not suppose to be here typing this,i do pray five times daily,i fast,i will wake by midnight and pray,am a very hardworking guy,where am i getting it wrong
Christianity is not a religion it's life
FamilyRe: Life And Death Matter.pls Your Opinion Is Needed by Nooneonline(m): 8:03am On Jul 30, 2021
With Jesus in Ur life no deity will have u under their control
Jokes EtcRe: Fear Of Bushman. (prank Video) A Lady Fell Down And A Guy Dropped His Phone by Nooneonline(op): 9:03am On Jul 24, 2021
illicit:
They will beat u one day

This I have seen
Lol it will only increase the views. Have u seen trinity guy? That guy receives hot slaps in almost all his videos
Jokes EtcFear Of Bushman. (prank Video) A Lady Fell Down And A Guy Dropped His Phone by Nooneonline(op): 5:24pm On Jul 23, 2021
Super hilarious. Wahala no dey finish for we cont3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWbk0-Q3VZ8

Please subscribe. Like and comment.
RomanceRe: The First 3 Words You See In This Picture Are Your Reality [PIC] by Nooneonline(m): 6:03pm On Jul 12, 2021
psucc:
You own don do. Na APC you be.
I'm sorry who are u?
RomanceRe: The First 3 Words You See In This Picture Are Your Reality [PIC] by Nooneonline(m): 12:30pm On Jul 12, 2021
Connection Power change. Sound like the favourite words of Nigerian politicians
FamilyRe: Confession Time - Have You Cheated? by Nooneonline(m): 11:01am On Jul 09, 2021
EmeraldDigital:
This is my greatest battle. I'm this kind of guy that like changing girls when I was single. Thought marriage will help me stop but for where, the painful part is I spend a lot just to satisfy my desire of being with new babe all the time. I don't even have a side chick, I just pay for sex and after that I will swear not to do such again but I keep going back to doing same shit. It's really killing my physically, financially and spiritually. Wish I know where to get help from because I don't know if I can help myself anymore. This is my confession. Just this month I have already cheated thrice.
"I will behave myself wisely in a perfect way. O when wilt thou come unto me? I will walk within my house with a perfect heart. Psalm 101:2"

The psalmist made a personal commitment to the Lord. What was this personal commitment? He said he would be wise in his behavior and conduct himself in a perfect way. He also went further to say that he would work on his heart and make sure that his heart was perfect. He was doing all these so that God would find him to be a useful vessel to fellowship with. Dear beloved, make this month your month of personal commitment to the Lord. During this month and beyond, you are going to prepare your heart by ridding your heart and thoughts of all sins and wickedness. Think about the good of humanity and the welfare of your nation. When your heart and thoughts are good, your conduct will be good because what you think about is what you are compelled to do. God hates sin, and you must also hate it so that God can fellowship with you and make you a vessel of honor to bless the rest of the world. Hallelujah!
Jokes EtcRe: Bushman Prank (Ladies screaming Jesus) Compilation. by Nooneonline(op): 12:23pm On Jul 07, 2021
tesseract:
Lol... Nice one. Luckily you didn't meet a mad person
lol that would be funny but I try my best to avoid them.
Jokes EtcBushman Prank (Ladies screaming Jesus) Compilation. by Nooneonline(op): 3:03pm On Jul 06, 2021
Just 4 days and this video has over 11k views and counting. It's will surely make u smile.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-SeMEo7KF4

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Jokes EtcNew Prank Alert (bushman Prank) Video by Nooneonline(op): 10:25am On Jun 30, 2021
Let me lift up your mood guys. Making people go through different emotions in seconds is my calling but most importantly it ends with laughter.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcbxFwug7m8

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Jokes EtcEpic Reactions. Loud Screams. Bushman Prank (video) by Nooneonline(op): 4:10pm On Jun 17, 2021

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gj5Rkj9JTU

I assure you this is my best video yet. I was stunned by the reactions..
P.s thanks for 1k subs even though none of my videos have hit front page yet
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Jokes EtcBushman Prank Gone Horribly Wrong. The Guy Fall Enter Bush (video) by Nooneonline(op): 7:33pm On Jun 11, 2021

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJAqrFMQuL4
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Jokes EtcBushman Prank Children's Day Version (video) by Nooneonline(op): 8:20am On Jun 01, 2021
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Jokes EtcAwesome Screams And Reactions BUSHMAN PRANK (VIDEO) by Nooneonline(op):

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TravelRe: Austin Umweni: Hit-And-Run Driver Kills Popular Pharmacist In Edo (Photo) by Nooneonline(m): 4:28pm On May 06, 2021
KingZaddy:
...

Can I advice you guys running this site?

Can you cut down on the number of death news you drop on front page... Of we want to post about death then we will spend the entire year talking about death because people die every second...

This news on deaths are not helping anybody, they frustrate people, get people agitated, perplexed, hateful....


Please reduce the death updates abeg, stop scaring people like the world wants to end...



Try do more of motivation, promote nairalanders who are making powerful posts...

For example I run a YouTube channel where I do movie reviews and shoot short films... You can share my movie reviews or share my short films... Entertain the people more not make them frustrated about Nigeria and it's problems, posting deaths don't motivate...

Entertain people to suppress their problems, not entertaining them with the colour of DJ cuppy's toilet paper or Davido's new jacket...


There are lots of powerful contents inside this site, search for them and encourage people more, make us happy on front page not angry...


Here is my YouTube channel, kindly subscribe for more coming videos...


https://m.youtube.com/channel/UC5iEmotqVvj0aQeLyE9BAVA
I really appreciate you for this. Thank u
FamilyRe: Help...something Is Wrong With Me? by Nooneonline(m): 10:59am On Apr 29, 2021
Wholeheartedly (genuinely) invite the Spirit of God to come and occupy ur mind and soul. Pray for it to fill u up every night before u go to bed. Dat Demon will flee from you.

But remember, when u are delivered of that demon be careful not to go back to ur old ways because it will come back 7 folds.
RomanceRe: Do Not Surprise Nigerian Girls With Flowers (it Won't End Well) [must Watch] by Nooneonline(op): 9:16pm On Apr 26, 2021
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