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Christianity EtcIs Your Case Bigger Than God? by Nooneonline(op): 6:55am On Dec 14, 2021
"But the very hairs of your head are all numbered. Matthew 10:30"

Life without challenges brings no promotion. The Most High is wiser than mankind. He is the great judge of all His creation, and He has instituted reward and punishment in His judgment. He created heaven to be a perfect place and the earth to be an imperfect place. Once you live on this earth, there will be challenging times to test your faith in God. Any time you pass the test, you are promoted and rewarded. The test of our faith is continuous until we finally get to heaven. Dear beloved, God is bigger than your challenges or the problems that confront you. Trust in His Word that if the very hairs on your head are all numbered by Him, then your challenges are not too big for Him to handle. Keep believing in Him and His Word. Hold onto His Word of promise that He will never leave you nor forsake you and that He will come through for you (Hebrews 13:5). Your miracle is at hand. Hallelujah! Be an overcomer!
Christianity EtcAlways Choose Wisdom by Nooneonline(op): 9:46am On Dec 11, 2021
"Wisdom is better than weapons of war: but one sinner destroyeth much good. Ecclesiastes 9:18"

Making the right choice leads to peace and a fruitful life. We are all faced with making choices on a daily basis. The difference between the mighty and the weak, rich and poor, master and servant, are the choices they make. When you are given the opportunity to choose between wisdom and weapons of war, which one will you choose? Dear beloved, it is better to choose wisdom because wisdom is a defense and gives life (Ecclesiastes 7:12). On the other hand, people or nations that have neglected wisdom and relied on weapons of war have destroyed many innocent lives. It is good for people to have weapons to protect themselves or their nation, but weapons shouldn’t be the first resort, because lives are precious to God. Let us use the wisdom of God to dialogue and find other creative ways to bring peace in our society, and God will help us succeed. Hallelujah. You are an Overcomer!
PoliticsRe: Nembe Aiteo Oil Spill Continues Two Weeks After It Blew by Nooneonline(m): 11:07am On Nov 20, 2021
SlayerForever:
There's no assurance you're actually from Nembe.
wani Igbo noungu a. Translate that
PoliticsRe: Nembe Aiteo Oil Spill Continues Two Weeks After It Blew by Nooneonline(m): 8:05am On Nov 20, 2021
SlayerForever:
Nembe are Igbo people. It's a pity our Igbo brothers in Bayelsa have had their environment destroyed.
sorry we are not igbos and never will be
Christianity EtcRe: Pray This Way by Nooneonline(op): 12:31pm On Nov 18, 2021
MaxInDHouse:
What about this interpretation?

Our father who lives in heaven:

God is the father of all creations so before raising your eyes towards the heavens make it your objective to love and care for all because God the one you want to approach in prayer is the father of all both those you view as enemies or friends! Matthew 5:43-48

May your name be sanctified:

God's name must be made holy {John 17:6, 26} in your words thoughts and actions that name must always be the one to receive the praise for all the good things people see in you! Luke 18:19


May your will take place on earth as it is in heaven:

God's will is for mankind to become one big and happy family of peace loving worshipers {Isaiah 2:2-4} of the one and only true God {John 17:3} So in everything you do make sure that this is paramount in your heart! Matthew 6:33-34

Give us this day our daily NEEDS:


Your spiritual eyes must be simply focused {Matthew 6:22} not on unlimited wants that comes with excessive material possessions rather you should be contented with the basic necessities of life {1Timothy 6:8-10} and teach others around you to do the same otherwise what goes around comes around! Luke 12:16-21

Forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who offend us:

God doesn't give us marks for our wrongdoing {Isaiah 59:12} He freely forgave our errors so we must also learn to imitate Him before we can be rest assured that our own errors He will discard. smiley
good
RomanceRe: I Just Sent Money To Davido {pictures Attached} by Nooneonline(m): 12:20pm On Nov 18, 2021
xeratek:
Also on this thread I will send 10k each to the first 10 individuals who drop their bank details. No jokes
Acct:0659172948 gtb
RomanceRe: I Just Sent Money To Davido {pictures Attached} by Nooneonline(m): 12:18pm On Nov 18, 2021
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Christianity EtcPray This Way by Nooneonline(op): 11:19am On Nov 18, 2021
"After this manner therefore pray ye: Our Father which art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name. Matthew 6:9"

Jesus Christ did not want the disciples of his day and those of today to pray amiss so he gave a format for prayer. First of all, you need to acknowledge God as your Father; meaning you need to have a personal relationship with him. Secondly, worship and praise him, and welcome his presence. Thirdly, ask his will to be done in your life as it is in heaven. Fourthly, ask for your pressing need especially your daily provision. Fifthly, forgive all who have wronged you and ask God to also forgive you for your sins. Sixthly, pray for his power of deliverance from evil and temptation. Finally, ascribe praise unto him. When we about to pray we should have all these at the back of our mind, especially worship/praise, and thanksgiving before our request; as we do these in faith and receive in faith every prayer we make will be made in joy.
CelebritiesThe Downside Of Being A Prankster..zfancy Got Arrested. I Got Beaten (video) by Nooneonline(op): 4:10pm On Nov 10, 2021
Jokes EtcYoutuber Received Some Beating From A Girl For Doing This (video) by Nooneonline(op): 3:56pm On Nov 10, 2021
These girls beat me up for pranking them.. I had it coming to be honest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoJmmKG0Y5w
FamilyRe: Pray For My Wife Who Is In Serious Labour Since Yesterday Afternoon. by Nooneonline(m): 10:03am On Nov 10, 2021
She has triumphed over the devices of the wicked in Jesus name Amen
Christianity EtcFear God by Nooneonline(op): 9:46am On Nov 10, 2021
"And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell. Matthew 10:28"

The opening scripture throws light on who we are to fear; Jesus Christ exhorted his disciples on many occasions to fear not but on this occasion pointed out who they are to fear. The body is predisposed to various attacks from the devil and his cohorts of darkness but the soul is out of their reach. The only person who has access to both the soul and the body is God; He is the creator of the soul and the body and has power to destroy both in hell. Therefore, the deceived who think hell is a myth should understand that hell is real and God has the ability to destroy them in hell if they don't repent from their sins and make Jesus Christ their Lord. Let us fear God and obey His commandments; for this is the whole duty of man, Ecclesiastes 12:13. God bless you.
Christianity EtcRe: Let Ur Light So Shine by Nooneonline(op): 4:10pm On Nov 09, 2021
Kobojunkiee:
See, this is exactly the same kind of arrogance that Jesus Christ chided the Pharisees for, that you are here exhibiting. Do you think God a fool for providing an exact list of the kind of works He instead wants from you? undecided

Go ahead and compare your list of what you consider good works to God's list and tell us if by sticking to your own list, you fulfill God's own requirements there. undecided

There is another list of good works specified as the keys to Heaven in Matthew 25 vs 31 - 40. Notice how those are the particular works for which all those who will enter into Heaven will be judged. How many of those have you regularly accomplished in your life? Or do you think God will accept any "good works" offering that comes from you when He returns? undecided
bro I don't have the energy to argue. have a good day
Christianity EtcRe: Let Ur Light So Shine by Nooneonline(op): 9:46am On Nov 09, 2021
Kobojunkiee:
The statement in bold is not accurate, this since God gave us a specific list of the works to do in order to get that light to shine, this in Isaiah 58 undecided

. undecided
all u said is summarised under good works and character brethren
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Has January To November 2021 Been So Far? by Nooneonline(m): 6:19pm On Nov 08, 2021
obiekunie01:
guy where be this area wey fine girls plenty like this?? undecided



no try this your prank on person wey never forgive buhari - him fit vent his accumulated frustration from 2015 to date on top you! grin
uniben girls lol
RomanceRe: Prove Me Wrong !!! All Nairalander Watch Porn. Quote Me Anywhere !!! by Nooneonline(m): 4:48pm On Nov 08, 2021
BadRadio:
would this be the first time u are getting to chat with a myopic rich man?grin
yes myopic people re rarely rich. U did good for yourself but u remind me of someone. The Rich fool in the Bible.. don't really think he ended well
RomanceRe: Prove Me Wrong !!! All Nairalander Watch Porn. Quote Me Anywhere !!! by Nooneonline(m): 4:15pm On Nov 08, 2021
BadRadio:
Thanks... but I am rich... call me if you need links
good for u.
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Has January To November 2021 Been So Far? by Nooneonline(m): 2:22pm On Nov 08, 2021
God has been very faithful. Immense.

My YouTube channel is doing well. Next year can only get better my His Grace.

Please watch and try not to l@ugh too much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoJmmKG0Y5w
AutosRe: Bought New 2012 Toyota Corolla [THUMBSTART] @ ₦2,500,000 by Nooneonline(m): 12:50pm On Nov 08, 2021
MotorConnectz4u:
no thanks

Serious seller
H!hA cheesy
RomanceRe: Prove Me Wrong !!! All Nairalander Watch Porn. Quote Me Anywhere !!! by Nooneonline(m): 12:37pm On Nov 08, 2021
U have a very myopic mindset
Christianity EtcLet Ur Light So Shine by Nooneonline(op): 7:51am On Oct 27, 2021
"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. Matthew 5:16"

Light is an essential element in heaven and on earth. It reveals whatever has been covered by darkness; it gives our eyes the ability to see. In other words, the earth is full of light because of the children of light. Our light is our good works. These includes good character, faithfulness, preaching the gospel, healing the sick, charity, demonstrating the power of God etc. When people see these or benefit from them, they will surely glorify the Father in heaven. Dear reader, how are you lighting your world?

Jesus loves you
Christianity EtcGod Wants Your All by Nooneonline(op): 8:33am On Oct 26, 2021
"Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind. Matthew 22:37"

God is not a man that He should lie nor a son of man that He should repent. He wants 100% of our heart, soul, and mind or might. He knows those who love Him 100% and those who don't. If you do love Him with your whole heart, soul, mind or might, He changes the way you see the whole world. Are you giving your all to our Father in Heaven? Shalom
Jokes EtcShe Was So Terrified, She Fell Down.. Actually 2 People Fell(bushman Prank) by Nooneonline(op): 10:28pm On Oct 04, 2021
I felt for them.. (now that almost all social media apps are down come and laugh on my YouTube channel) u won't regret it. grin grin


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGA1Y2i_PwQ

Jokes EtcBushman Almost Killed Someone Today by Nooneonline(op): 7:06am On Sep 24, 2021

HealthRe: My Right Eyelid Is Moving Uncontrollably by Nooneonline(m): 6:43pm On Sep 10, 2021
Good thing dey come Ur way
Christianity EtcRe: The Experience That Led Me To Christ by Nooneonline(op): 8:16pm On Aug 17, 2021
Kobojunkie:
Self-righteous in what sense? undecided

And who told you that bloody lie that Job was self-righteous? undecided

You asked me a question and I answered you honestly. But here you are lampooning me for answering a question you asked me, pretending I am attempting in some way to prove something to you when I have no such intention. undecided

I don't think I am Holy! I know from following His commandments that it is the Truth because He bears witness to me that I am His. undecided

By the way, Jesus Christ never asked you to Advance His Kingdom for Him. So, I am not certain how you came to attempt inserting that into this. undecided
I have my Answer
Thank you
Christianity EtcRe: The Experience That Led Me To Christ by Nooneonline(op): 8:02pm On Aug 17, 2021
Kobojunkie:
When the same Paul said ...
... was he, Paul, righ? undecided

When you are a Holy and acceptable vessel unto God are you still a sinner? undecided
u re just being like Job right now. Just being self righteous but if u think u re holy and Acceptable u don't have to prove urself for his Glory will shine through u and He will use u mightily to Advance his kingdom. I will be happy for u if that happens so good luck
Christianity EtcRe: The Experience That Led Me To Christ by Nooneonline(op): 7:50pm On Aug 17, 2021
Kobojunkie:
I am guessing you are attempting there to quote Paul without much luck then. undecided
When the the Paul said ...
... was he, Paul, high? undecided
he is Admonishing sinners like me and u to repent. He was not high when he said in Romans that all have sinned And fAllen short of His Glory. Since u seem to be on the "right side" of Christianity whatever that means And I happen to be on the wrong side of Christianity I live it to you. I have given u enough Audience but I don't know what Ur goal is by antagonising me so I rest my case.
Christianity EtcRe: The Experience That Led Me To Christ by Nooneonline(op): 7:41pm On Aug 17, 2021
Kobojunkie:
Not anymore! I actually submitted and have been taking Jesus Christ at His Word. undecided
He who says he is without sin is A LiAr.
Christianity EtcRe: The Experience That Led Me To Christ by Nooneonline(op): 7:35pm On Aug 17, 2021
Kobojunkie:
I am here preaching to you right now, am I not! undecided

Jesus Christ sent His apostles into the world which includes the World wide web.. so don't be too quick to diss us nairaland keyboard warriors before you even understand the Truth of God.. undecided

Speaking of the Holy Spirit, did you know that He only lives inside of those who are Holy/Perfect, vessels are no longer living in slavery to sin? undecided

God is Holy and His Spirit can't inhabit any vessel or individuals who are still struggling with sin. No, and according to Jesus Christ, the only way to gain freedom from bondage to sin is through continual submission to and obedience of His teachings and commandments, the Truth of God which is Law in the Kingdom of God - John 8 vs 31 -44 undecided
And u are not struggling with sin?
Christianity EtcRe: The Experience That Led Me To Christ by Nooneonline(op): 7:22pm On Aug 17, 2021
Kobojunkie:
I never said suleiman is the only false teacher and false prophet out there. What I said is Jesus Christ would never lead you into the hands of any of them. undecided

So what you have caught is the same bug that many a religious Nigerian out there has... Mog(false teachers
& prophets) fever! undecided

You obviously wanted us all to mind your business for you when you created a thread for it. So why are trying to shush me rather than consider the issue here which is that Jesus Christ is not currently in what you are doing. Your church going is meaningless since Jesus Christ did not command it and your worship at the altar of man has nothing to do with Him. undecided
u win bro. Let me die with my "religious bug". I pray the Holy Spirit uses u to preach the word of God to people rather than being a nairaland keyboard warrior
Christianity EtcRe: The Experience That Led Me To Christ by Nooneonline(op): 7:01pm On Aug 17, 2021
Kobojunkie:
This isn't an opinion actually but the Truth of Jesus Christ who warned us against false teachers and prophets. undecided

I don't believe that Jesus Christ would facilitate your claimed conversion only to end up leading you straight into the hands of one of the same false teachers He warned us to stay the hell away from listening to. undecided

Sounds like what you experienced was some maybe fear or sleep induced form of paralysis only it may have scared you into bowing to the wrong end of Christianity. undecided
bro I didn't mention only Johnson Suleiman in my text. If u have a problem with his teachings that's Ur business. Y is my conversion Ur cup of tea? I wasn't there when God "warned" u to stay away from Suleiman neither were you there when God called him so what right do u have to judge him. If he is of God time will tell, if he isn't time will still tell. Bros leave me to my fate.

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