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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird: 1:31pm On Jan 13
There are a lot of billionaires in Nigeria that have poor taste. Very clueless.. they don't know how to leverage on their wealth to get waivers as regards international travel.

I dont think a billionaire will leave Nigeria.. leave for where? To do what?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird:
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Nelochukwu:
You don't get it bro. Billionaire in Naira is not billionaire in dollars. You will be shocked how many billionaires we have in Nigeria. In festac alone sef make we no go far and I'm telling u that the average billionaire will not pray to be treated in Nigeria. Cases of high profile hospital still doing rubbish talk less of normal hospitals.

Do u know how many people die in this country from nonsense? Either substandard drugs, injection etc. even with ur billions u will still purchase fake products at a premium price.

What I understand from his definition of pay check to pay check is not what u think. He means just a regular average worker in a place like Norway etc is far better than a billionaire in Nigeria grin esp as regards to basic amenities available to both.

That average worker sef no small ooo. Prolly earning 200k euros per year. Not bad bro
The average worker in Europe can't earn 200k euros/year. It's impossible.
Workers just earn to live a normal life. The wage structure is meant to just keep you in the system.
Christianity Etc › Re: How Did Cross Over Service Ever Help Your Life? by northbird: 4:18am On Jan 02
2RightHands1Coc:
Escaped a Finely planned assassination just because I went to crossover night,might not be the night in particular but I prayed from my heart that night. The rest is history

Believe it or not . Those few minutes and after, those moments something is usually happening in the cosmic so key to it positively
You were spared for a purpose.. it had nothing to do with going for cross over....
No individual dies unless his/her time is up.
Christianity Etc › Re: I Stopped Going For End Of Year Cross Over Service. by northbird: 10:10pm On Dec 31, 2025
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird: 4:40pm On Dec 31, 2025
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ksmart027:
Owerri drivers are something else. The no send bolt at all grin
Owerri had a robust taxi/ car hire system before Bolt entered the city..
The only play Bolt had was to lower fares way below the prevailing price system so that they could compete...

I heard artisans /mechanics, rewire techs are quite pricey overthere. So, as a player in that industry , you need to charge premium too, so that you can get some profit.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird: 4:12am On Dec 23, 2025
ReadaDream:
..no offense but you wasted your time and energy doing this marathon using UBER as main app.. you need to understand that there's no loyalty in this game. You need to know when to switch sides.

Don't let there nonsense bonus deceive.. Uber is absolute waste of time and energy this period Carefully select your trips on indrive and watch your earnings grow..
💯 ..well said..
I still don't get to see the fare increase Uber has been yapping about..
Education › Re: Who Maths Help ? Now They Are Buying Toy Keke And Refrigerators From TEMU, The F by northbird: 6:17am On Dec 19, 2025
twind111:
See ,temu is a real coded scam ,even if you read reviews and description you can still fall for thier scam,I bought shoe only to discover it's Styrofoam, they didn't include that in the description,beware of temu, and always check price that is realistic,they sold 45k bicycle to a friend, imagine they didn't include it in description as toy ooooo or miniature or model.just mountain bicycles
The dimensions are always there in the advert..
Romance › Re: Nigeria Lady Ijeoma Speaks Out After Man Who Took Her Number by northbird: 1:37am On Dec 12, 2025
lilsmart:
all the exams wey I don write for school and professional exams wey person still dey write don do me. She can keep her TEST SCRIPT TO HERSELF.

The only question here should be; why is she pained by the mans refusing to buy her food that she had to set ring light to make a post about it
I heard she requested for an extra piece of turkey to her portion. grin.. with the hope that the guy was going to pay. Before the guy gave her a shocker grin..
I have never seen such crazy entitlement like that.
Less than an hour of meeting.. billing has started.
Crime › Re: Indrive Rider Caught After Running Away With A Phone (picture & Video) by northbird: 7:33am On Nov 04, 2025
CaptainGo:
I was wondering too. Makes no sense.
How can an hour drive be 2,600? cheesy
That's Indrive for you.The shop/merchandise owner won't take responsibility. There are better and more reliable courier services. But they will be looking for cheap offers to send expensive items.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird: 5:21am On Oct 19, 2025
Froshdee01:
Abeg house i need vehicle for Hire purchase or Delivery it’s being 6 months now and still looking for a ride
Most car dealers request for 30-40% and i just graduated from university

Abeg anyone thats has a plug abeg a brother need helps 👏🏽👏🏽
Go to Moove office. Start with rentals and build up your savings.
Health › Re: Why Nigerian Youths Are Sleeping Less Than 6 Hours A Night by northbird: 6:22am On Sep 10, 2025
Gerrard59:
This is my issue with Eyesoflagos posts and most netizens. They believe Nigeria begins in Lagos and ends up at Abuja.
Approximately more than 10% of the country's population, to me, it seems a fair sample representation.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird: 10:09am On Sep 02, 2025
ksmart027:
If the Civic is well maintained go for it, you can't compare a 2015 car to a 2007 car.

NB: the 2015 Honda Civic comes with cvt not automatic, i hope you know the difference?? If you can't maintain the civic, jejely go for the Corolla
2015 car for which kind of prices? .. Bolt/ Uber will still churn useless fares for the car .The riders that are ready to pay premium are on Lagride n Cabzero.
Even Moove withdrew all their 2014 corrolla cars from Uber.
The lower the car year the better Ops chances of recovering back his investment.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird: 5:19am On Sep 02, 2025
Jamie90:
My bosses, I am torn between making a decision for this hustle. Between a 2007 Corolla toks and a registered 2015 civic that was brought in 2020, which is better.
Toks Corolla
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Wasted Transport, Wasted Photocopies – Kaduna Polytechnic Broke My Heart by northbird: 3:42pm On Aug 26, 2025
TechToyin:
How can I contact you sir
You can dm me. Please, I don't have a job to give you. I'm just sharing tips on how to cut off endless job scouting draining your energy and scarce resources especially in Kaduna.

Look for the hidden niches. If your sciences is sharp .. you can clean 80-100k monthly without breaking a sweat. At least , that will help you in keeping with personal expenses (feeding, transport n co)


Focus on your immediate skillsset. Then you build from there.
If I was a website guy , this is what i would do . I will walk up to 10 organisations daily. Show them my portfolio and the kind of Websites I can build for them.. some will tell you "they are not interested " but keep the number going.
Charge them moderately. 4-5 page website is.ok.

In 5 days. You have scouted 50 places
Vifredo Pareto law. At least 20% of those leads will get back to you. Out of 10 leads at least 5 will score.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Wasted Transport, Wasted Photocopies – Kaduna Polytechnic Broke My Heart by northbird: 6:00am On Aug 26, 2025
TechToyin:
I can speak Yoruba
Yes my sciences are sharp
I was actually referring to Hausa.
That means you are bi-lingual ( your mother tongue and that of your resident location) , you are at a serious advantage. What's your discipline in school? Since you are a Web guy. I'm suprised you are still looking for a job. huh Anyways.. that's the first step I outlined below.

You don't need to borrow money again. If you want a salaried job based in Kaduna. You are going to import it from Lagos. It might take some
time, but it needs mental toughness, perseverance which you didn't display.. your first rejection grin and you sounded frustrated. cool
You need to be in high spirits, Padre. . You need to toughen up.

You need money to survive, the easiest job to get since your sciences are sharp, Your Mathematics must be very sharp, like Razor sharp to be considered. start as a Science teacher in a good private school..
Your target is Kaduna North. Time is of essence. cool. Already gave you a hint on one of the schools. I don't know whether you stay in Barnawa/Kaduna south. The big 8 schools in Kaduna North.

When that is settled, then I will give you the skills needed to ping a job from Lagos while resident in Kaduna.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird: 5:34am On Aug 26, 2025
Pearl1910:
They decided to reduce prices, but aren't proud of the new income associated with the new price regime. Shame on them.
It's such a huge shame on the app companies (Indrive, Bolt, Uber). They only think about their profits ( commissions).
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird: 2:02pm On Aug 25, 2025
Gentlelife50:
Thank you, unless he is ready for the rude shock.
Lately, Bolt n Indrive has been doctoring earnings of drivers on Social media to lure in more gullible investors n drivers...
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Wasted Transport, Wasted Photocopies – Kaduna Polytechnic Broke My Heart by northbird: 1:43pm On Aug 25, 2025
TechToyin:
Hi
Can you speak the resident local language. ? What's your discipline? Since you are a tech guy your sciences , are they sharp?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Wasted Transport, Wasted Photocopies – Kaduna Polytechnic Broke My Heart by northbird:
TechToyin:
This morning I woke up on the bright side, hopeful about starting my journey after NYSC.

I saw the notice about Kaduna Polytechnic and prepared myself fully. I borrowed ₦5,000 just for transport and photocopying, since they said we must bring 10 photocopies of all credentials. I printed my CV, wrote an application letter, and made 10 copies each of my NYSC certificate, statement of result, and other documents.

This was my first application after NYSC, so I gave it my all.

When I got to the Central Administrative Block, to my shock, they simply told me it was closed.

Just yesterday, there was no notice of any deadline. Today, I’m left stranded — transport wasted, photocopies wasted, money wasted.

Right now, I honestly feel depressed. I struggled to put this money together, only for everything to go down the drain without even getting the chance to submit.

Sometimes it feels like the system doesn’t care how much we struggle as young people trying to build our future.
Your moniker implies you are from the southwest extraction. Can you speak the local language? With or without. You can get a job for yourself..
I will advise you to shun anything government for now.. it's mostly by connections. Zero merit.
If you are ready, reply the meesage n I will give you tips to start from scratch.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird: 10:53am On Aug 25, 2025
hardiodun:
Good morning Uber partners. I don't drive, but I'm interested in investing in the Uber fleet business. Please can anyone guide me on how it works? Thank you.
Invest in other businesses. ROI as an investor in ehailing is very poor.
Travel › Re: Why Are Lagos Metro Trains So Clean? (Video) by northbird: 3:44pm On Aug 18, 2025
anonimi:
Why has 26 years of ebilokan a-looter master plan failed to yield the advance economy instead of the waterless glorified ghetto of barely educated agberos in the less than 5% public schools?

Any explanation huh
That's the only Nigerian city cited in that report. It means it is quite significant to the international community, that should tell you something. Yes, there are areas where improvements are needed.

But ask yourself, where are the other Nigerian states and their governors , they can't be found on the international map...
If other states and governors were pushing their weights, Lagos won't have this population issue with its attendant challenges.
Travel › Re: Why Are Lagos Metro Trains So Clean? (Video) by northbird: 12:32pm On Aug 18, 2025
I have always maintained it. If there's going to be any semblance of an advanced economy in Nigeria. Lagos is going to be the first state to achieve it. The reason being that it strives to employ brilliant people to head it's various agencies.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird: 1:58pm On Aug 12, 2025
Biodun1929:
80k in a day? Whoa! Let's say fuel used is like 25k...that's like 55k made in a day. If you work 20 days out of 30 days in a month, that's 1.1 million. A million.naira a month from driving is freaking impressive.
grin. Counting your chickens before they hatch. Easy .. easy .Champ.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird: 12:24pm On Aug 10, 2025
Biodun1929:
Lol...sorry, this usually happens to me on Uber app, it has never happened to me on Indrive. Majority of my indrive riders are always ontime and respect time. Na Uber riders dey always feel like say you be their driver. Do you know yesterday, I got one ride from Mangoro to Isaac John in Ikeja. I was at akowonjo. I called this girl to ask if she wants me to come, cos the pickup time was 20 minutes. She said I should come. I blow reach her estate for mangoro. As I was about to let her know I was 2 minutes away, she cancelled the ride. Chai. I wan cry. This cancellation thing always happens to me on Uber, never on InDrive.
You shouldn't go more than 2km or 10 mins to pick a rider .
Max 3km. If you are going to exceed that. It must be a very juicy trip , like a trip that can give you @ least 40% of your daily target earnings.

Uber will wear you and your car out with out of range trips. Be careful with that app.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird: 1:40am On Aug 09, 2025
Glithronix:
And still better and more profitable than the first one that carries 714/km.
All the same sha, God no go shame us.
BTW, something has been causing traffic on Ojodu Berger expressway since yesterday, I noticed, you know wetin dey cause am?


Much respect, boss.
Redeem Convention
Properties › Re: Pay Security Fee Or Be Arrested, Legal Or Illegal? by northbird: 7:57am On Aug 07, 2025
Though coming to lock up houses might be overboard. But a lot of Nigerians are very difficult when it comes to community projects.
They don't like paying for security and developmental fees.

For instance, in Lagos, I'm suprised when they have to coerce adults with cars to pay for their street security. huh
A single breach could cause burglers to go away with dozens of brainboxes and other car items worth millions. But if there's cooperation, such incidents can be averted.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird: 8:56pm On Jul 27, 2025
lovebird65:
He will be the one to buy the fuel
And he is saying he'll pay 500k last[b] but he can still drive himself going and coming back[/b]
Drive your car. It's your asset. Take responsibility. Cars are not cheap in the market. If you are going to the S.east. ensure your car documents are water tight.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird: 8:11am On Jul 11, 2025
Pearl1910:
It is well, I understand.
The last place a Soldier will want to misbehave is inside the barracks. They are under serious disciplinary protocols.So he would have definitely had a lot of explaining to do if u went to the right authority to find out why ur car is withheld from u.
This is very true. They don't allow abuse of office especially Military-civilian relationships.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird:
Doris4ever:
This is the WhatsApp receipts I sent to him showing this week Monday and upper Monday. I don't owe him a dime as I write this.
Follow what Pearl said. Get a printed copy of all the receipts from day one. .

But I hope you didn't miss payments and there aren't other issues because, no reasonable businessman will suddenly terminate a viable business relationship.
Agriculture › Re: My Maize Farm - Six Acres by northbird: 9:17am On Jul 08, 2025
Alusiizizi:
I suppose that's a reasonable expectation, but at the same time, it shouldn't be terribly difficult for one to plan towards such a goal. Even if the modern machinery to process the raw product is not available surely it shouldn't be impossible to improvise. Afterall, all that one requires to make akamu is a grinder, and that's but one example.
How are you going to market the "Akamu"?because at that stage, it becomes perishable.
Vertical integration is only for folks with serious cash flow.
Celebrities › Re: Dramatic Moment Sean 'diddy' Combs Fell To His Knees After Learning His Fate by northbird: 12:50pm On Jul 04, 2025
safarifarms:
Do you know how he treated them? One of the guys who worked with him and exposed many of his atrocities did so because he won't pay the guy for his work instead wanted to sleep with the guy before paying him.
Guy is a pervert.. too many demons in him. You know he wanted to try that shit with 50. But 50 cents put him straight in his place.
Celebrities › Re: Dramatic Moment Sean 'diddy' Combs Fell To His Knees After Learning His Fate by northbird: 12:47pm On Jul 04, 2025
Mirasteel:
Which person in the entertainment industry has ever helped anyone for free?
So why is the other chap saying nobody stood up for him ? If it's not free, that means no artiste ( upcoming or already made) from his label owes him any shit.

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