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Ijaygunners: :Pask lefulefu and 190ask lefulefu and 190ask lefulefu and 190

Nne hw far na?

Mukina abeg na who dey play pass? I'm nt watching d game nw

She nor fit try A̶̲̥̅♏ na, I dey wait

Mukina na so U̶̲̥̅̊ hate man utd reach? Na wao

I talk A̶̲̥̅♏, make I go sleep jawe, ferguson juju don old like him,

I go prefer Ť☺ hear d scores in d morning o

ikekings: Nawa ooo... Am i the only one that is in love on this nairaland ni?

Who re U̶̲̥̅̊ in love with bro

Una wan finish ido 4 here, wetin she abi na he do una na?

Interesting.......drinking my garri, watching dz battles, so many punches already lol

I was at home drinking garri wit a plate of rice

richarts: im sure if she was for real with u, she may not have lost an honourable person like u cos u wud av decided about her before meeting her. if the lady is reading this, believe in urself and that man would love u for u.

She woulda bin dancing azonto with nw lol

torres2: hmmm naija girls and their trick

Lol

richarts: the girl must be insane. to av not being confident in herself and using some elses pics. girls fail to know that no matter how u look, what u are, wen a man loves u he loves u for real. let ur tummy be as big as a pregnant womans own, if he loves u he loves u for real.

I hated myself 4 being decieved by one tiny ugly thing like that

I met this on nl 2010, I won't say her name....we talked on d phone 4 so long cuz I wasn't in 9ja then
I came bek Ť☺ see her in november 2010. Wen I arrived at muritala muhamed airport on Ŧħåϯ faithful day, I called her on her cellphone...this was our conversation

♍ε̲̣̣̣̥...hi gerl! Its ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ kenny, I'm at d airport nw
Girl....omg! U̶̲̥̅̊ have arrived....I can't wait Ť☺ see U̶̲̥̅̊
♍ε̲̣̣̣̥....are U̶̲̥̅̊ coming Ť☺ pick ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ up?
Girl....of cousre hun, I'm on my way nw
♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ .....Wђɑ̤̥̈̊† U̶̲̥̅̊ putting on? U̶̲̥̅̊ might look diff in real life
Gerl....ummmm...I'm putting on a blue jeans nd a white shirt

30mins later, I saw this tiny girl coming, I called my girl's cellphone, Ť☺ my amazement d tiny ugly thing brot out her phone and I was like, WTF!.....I switched off my fone cuz I had Ť☺ move a bit closer Ť☺ check if my eyes were decieving ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥, when I got close Ť☺ her I jux had a change of mind, I flinged d simcard outter mah phone and left.......I was so dissappointed Ŧħåϯ †ђξ gerl I fell inlove wit had been decieving ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ wit another person's pic

Nairalanders....this is my story...share yours

I met this on nl 2010, I won't say her name....we talked on d phone 4 so long cuz I wasn't in 9ja then
I came bek Ť☺ see her in november 2010. Wen I arrived at muritala muhamed airport on Ŧħåϯ faithful day, I called her on her cellphone...this was our conversation

♍ε̲̣̣̣̥...hi gerl! Its ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ kenny, I'm at d airport nw
Girl....omg! U̶̲̥̅̊ have arrived....I can't wait Ť☺ see U̶̲̥̅̊
♍ε̲̣̣̣̥....are U̶̲̥̅̊ coming Ť☺ pick ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ up?
Girl....of cousre hun, I'm on my way nw
♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ .....Wђɑ̤̥̈̊† U̶̲̥̅̊ putting on? U̶̲̥̅̊ might look diff in real life
Gerl....ummmm...I'm putting on a blue jeans nd a white shirt

30mins later, I saw this tiny girl coming, I called my girl's cellphone, Ť☺ my amazement d tiny ugly thing brot out her phone and I was like, WTF!.....I switched off my fone cuz I had Ť☺ move a bit closer Ť☺ check if my eyes were decieving ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥, when I got close Ť☺ her I jux had a change of mind, I flinged d simcard outter mah phone and left.......I was so dissappointed Ŧħåϯ †ђξ gerl I fell inlove wit had been decieving ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ wit another person's pic

Nairalanders....this is my story...share yours

"Rap styles very carry like mariah"

Wtf man! That's wack

The first line is a punchline

how bout dat hun?[/quote]Cuz u called me "hun" u gay! Go check my posts on other threads I ain't scared to battle u goat

I ain't a girl oh... This thread is for language only

Just 6 lines

I place a knife on your wrist watch to KILL YOU IN NO TIME/
u wouldn't dig THOSE RHYMES even if u own a GOLD MINE/
lyrically I ain't 9ice I'm what u can call rugged/
Plus I was put behind bars for all the beats that I murdered/
Haters u can drag-on what I spit is fire/
Leave u niggas shocked but I'm nothing like a wire/

Real

Hehehe
Oya drop your own nw... Make we see rhymes

I make your b!tch pop that s*!t u would think I was french montana/ lyrically I'm on key(a monkey) so I guess I'm about to go bananas/
I can't stand u lames/like mj I'm bad u ain't/ lyrically I'm naruto watch me bring u pain/

Pause, lemme get it on

Look I'm way flyer than birds/ like the internet y'all lame niggas I SERVE/ all I get is cheese I guess I should strike a better POSE/ nobody f*cking with a fly dude, I guess I've got VIRGIN flows/

No time to pen stuff, jus freestyle

So imma spit in ma language right

I go

Nke a. Wu kwa mazi nosa ngwa bido nye ya ekele/ nwoke nwere swagga nwanne odighi ofele/ adim fly e ga eche na mwu nnunu/ anaghi m enyekwa links(lynx) nna wassup tunu/ nwatakiri na-a spit ill nwanne gbara ogwu nuo/ e gosi kwala m iwe ebe a biko si ebe a puo/ o kwa that sick nigga/ o na e spit okwu ka bullet ire mu wukwa trigga/

Real

I make u niggas HALA like I'm driving ma honda/
Like the eclipse I'm sorry I let your son(sun)down/
Your IV? I ceased-her(ceaser) like the ROMAN numerals/
I guess that's y y'all don't get the picture like hidden cameras/
Making CHEESE ON MA BRAIN call that FOOD FOR THOUGHT/ u forgot/ I screw u up cuz on random beats so u can say I'm going NUTS/
U ain't got FANS I guess that means u ain't COOL/
Ma swag is in extinction it should be conserved like a zoo/
I make u "kick the bucket" cuz lyrically u are so "pail"(pale)/
I suggest u get "trained" cuz u mentally DE-RAILED/


Real

sleakid: Supp wid dis boy.. Wtf.. Mehn ur ffuckin ill... Damn

I see u Kid

Bleep PUNCHLINES all I need is ONE RHYME/ bring beef but don't forget ur fork and knife cuz I be sure to chew u like its LUNCHTIME/
B!tch I STATED that I make CAPITAL in every COUNTRY that I go/
drop the best bar still ur music won't make WAVES like an ocean every time u drop your flows/
Wack flows u keep spitting, and then u call it rap/
I never EXERCISE patience that's prolly why ma pocket fat/
I rhyme tight/ put wings on your clock to make ur time fly/
U can't do sh!t like constipation/ like magazines I get ovation/ put u on your best behaviour like probation/
Leave u pissed like ma kidney got so many precious stones/ lower ur tone/ I no be orthopedic surgeon make u no dey bone/

Real

Yeah

Its on

Where the brawlers at?

Oh kkk

I CRAFT RHYMES TO KILL like I mastered the ART OF WAR/
This ain't WRESTLING so don't u think of spitting RAW/
If wishes were horses man I would prolly own a stallion/
I'm bringing drama to the game that's prolly y these niggas ACTING UP/
Like razor blades on ma tongue man ma flows are so sharp/ just know that/ f*ck beats up with no condom just cuz I go hard/
I rock 2chains unlike drake that's NO LIE/
Plus I made BOB run out of airplanes cuz I'm so fly

Real

U're what I'd look like if I was a rap joke/
Better pay respect oh I forgot that u were that broke

Real