₦airaland Forum

Juz love d way I use man utd to disgrace chelsea in PES Fifa 12 lol...........chicharito and rooney.....mad combo

Y not ask N/L who killed dele giwa? Abacha, stella obasanjo nd so on

daffur: Guys what is Blackberry?I don't understand.

Google dey

I think seun should be banned aswel......somebody should help me out with reasons

Mannylex: Actually this is very funny, but its got some truth in it... Everything now is caused by Jonathan. Even if a child starts mis behaving , it would be blamed on Jonathan

I was refering to president of Nigeria na

Op.........class, who killed fuumilayo ransome kuti?

Akpors.......teacher, teacher, I know the answer

Op.........akpors oya tell us

Alpors......teacher its Jonathan ebele goodluck that killed fela's mother

Op........shup up akpors, do you want N/L to kill you?

Akpors......how can I shut up my mouth? He promised her fresh air buh she nor even see any air at all

IN God we trust







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Emmy9ite: quit finking like a child, you cannot compare the respect an educated woman earns from men and the society to an illiterate woman. Education enhances your way of finking,can you imagine Dora behaving like a slut or saying words like 'fu.c.k you', 'bi.t.c.h'?
You need to read more to improve ur IQ.

Abeg mr soyinka take am easy, we re nt fighting in dz forum, somebody jez aired out his own opinion, see d way yu dey insult am

ernestleon: i hate this kind comments......so no so so garri the son of man come dey chop dis days

Bros stop hating on my comments cuz it doesn't also change the price of garri in the market

Teebest82: Why are our leaders so stupid n senseless,creating a 5000 naira note?when some can't even afford to spend 1000naira in a week....i can't wait to leave this country before war breaks out

Even if you leave 9ja, how does it affect the price of garri in d market?

caseless: How does this stop boko haram from bombing? If she like make she go smoke gwana, i no care.

Dz una funny question is becoming too much o, but hw does this topic affect the price of garri in d market?

Omo Alata: LOL. That's so funny I think I like you

Thanx for liking me, you can also click "like" juz to show yu like me

NeuroBoss: You speak Portuguese? I speak Portuguese too

Eu falar muitu portugues agora,estou ainda aprendir, nao perfeito, ta bem? Lol guy I speak a little cuz all my customers in sa re frm angola

Omo Alata: Why pick on Lovine I've been seeing, Egba, Abuja, Ketu, Calabar etc etc. You've not picked on any of them but just 'cos Lovine mentions England KMT!!

Well, I attend MFM, streatham, London so put that in your pipe and smoke it

I'm sorry, I don't smoke.....eu nao fumo

@op, I ve nt seen any of my church members on nairaland, does it mean pastor poju oyemade doesn't have fans on NL? I used to attend Covenant Christian Center(C3) at jibowu wen I was stil in lagos, but in sa here, I attend to Guy Men Christian Center

Lovine: Synagogue Church of all Nations, England is where I worship God thrice in a week.

England is where yu worship God 3 times a week? Op asked which church do yu attend to, location is nt necessary bro

afam4eva: I really don't have a particular church that i attend. I have numerous churches that i attended depending on my mood.

1) Christ Embassy(Headquarters in Oregun) - This is my sister's church and she's been pestering me to come to her church that that's where the word is preached and that Jesus is closer to the church than other churches. Whatever that means.

2) RCCG(any branch) - I go to reedemed because they're readily available and because they're not the kind of church that pesters you like Christ embassy. I can't remember the number of RCCG branches that i've attended because i've attended a lot. I change redeemed church branch like wrapper. I left one branch because their drummer and quior members were wack. They were making noise in the name of singing.

3) I've attended foursquare, TREM and the church i grew up in(Deeper life Bible Church). Even though i'm not down with the doctrines in Deeper life, i think the church shaped me into the person i am today. I'm a very reserved and not really exposed. Without deeper life i would have probably being a po*rn star.

All in all, i like churches where i'll not be noticed and be visited. That's why i don't fill the new comers form. Even if i do, i'll write a fake address and phone number. God forgive me.

Juz a simple question from d op nd yu re tytping dz long story....na wao

niggadee: rick ross that's crap in us is an hero in naija. brainwashed foolish nigerian get excited over fake wanna be gangstar.fake rick ross is an ex cop who stole identity of former drug lord the real rick ross.. grow up naija ppls stop listening to dis fake rappers

Yu must be a patient frm yaba left

Hwcome una nor snap me? I nor be celebrity?

slumcat: dem go name d pikin JAY-Z ONUOHA OBASANJO

Lol, ONUOHA ONUWA OBASANJO
Then if he grows to beome a rapper like his dad, then his stage name wud be JAY Z

So prezzo's stories re nw making front page on nairaland? Hmmmmmmmmm..nairaland is loosing it mhen, tnx to these kiddos we have as our moderators

[quote author=onyewec3]What ur pple are used to is betrayal....jst d same way dbanj betrayed sayin he owns Mo'hit n 9ice betrayed his coded tunez clique n MayD misbehavin with square record...y is betrayal ur pple's way of life Yoruba[/quote

What do yu intend to achieve in doing this bro? This is bout don jazzy N2m donation to funmi lawal and yu re trying to turn it into a tribal war nw

seedord247: Yes they do.... Thanks to one of the insider here on nairaland.. Freecocoa is clocking 39 this year and she lied to me that she's in her early 20's.

Bros hw did yu manage to find out dat she z clocking 39?

E get dz girl for my street ni lag, she nor dey pass 18yrs frm year to year, she waz 18 wen she entered unilag 3yrs bek, she waz stil 18 b4 I left 9ja in april lol, veey funny, its also aplicable to guyz who have nt made it in life, especially guys who re stil looking for jobs, they keep lying bout their age, its very funny

Rex123: Please seek educational attention your english i̶̲̥̅̊s̤̥̈̊ bad

Lol, bros english is nt our lingo na, atleast he tried

D'banj oyato is a very nice song, I love dat song so much

olenime: i'm sure koko master bribed iyanya for remix, jst small freestyles, it all good joor, make U̶̲̥̅̊я̩̥̊ money and let me make mine...

Bros don't say what yu don't knw,

But y hating on koko master? Una nor get job?

Frm these comments I ve read so far, hmmmmm.....I don't think it wud be nice to waste my megabites on d song rather lemme continue playing d original version of kukere thou I'm getting tired of it nw......I'm feeling durella's "club rock" nw

Lol where re thes guyz dat always ask "how does this reduce d price of garri in d market? Lmao

I don't knw y I don't like everton fc nd dat coach moyes

chucky234: Na wen you go get sense for this life wey you come,ocean surge na end time again. Wetin you come call those earthquakes,hurricane and tsunami wey don dey happen before your mama born you,na begin time abi.
Your mumu go last,olodo rabata.

Since you don tell am wetin I wan tell am, make I free am nw, I nor juz knw wen dz kain people go knw wetin be reality, any small thin you go hear "end time" what has end time got to do wif dz? Mtcheeeeeeew!......I don't even think dat dz world will ever come to an end as I'm seeing it, na since I dey 5yrs I don dey hear dz tin nd its begining to annoy me wenever I hear such.......well, may their souls rest in peace to doz dat lost their lives

Faraidi: eit fitri is not for the christians so don,t wish them anything

But christians nd muslims re nt enemies na

Omo naija nor dey carry last b4 nowadays na so so last we dey carry, for footbal na last we carry, olympics nko? Na last we carry, our president name na goodluck but it seems like the man is opposite of his name lol