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Crime / Re: Househelp Who Fled With Her Madam's Son In Lagos Arrested In Ogun by Noshitboi(m): 7:50am On Jan 05, 2022
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

I don't support the patronage of house help whether boy or girl

If you need help there are nephews, cousins and niece in your family you can tell them to come and stay with you
Treat them like your own child and educate them while they help you with some domestic chores

A nephew beheaded his uncle's two daughter's head years ago in calabar
Celebrities / Re: AcNse Ikpe-Etim’s Lesbian Sister Uyai, Accuses Her Former Partner Of Abuse by Noshitboi(m): 6:19pm On Jan 04, 2022
Disgusting bitches with flappy boobs. I cant put my finger in her pussy not to talk about sucking her. Tufiakwa!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Wolves (0 - 1) - Live by Noshitboi(m): 8:23pm On Jan 03, 2022
WOEMAN UTD needs spiritual cleansing.



Thought they said this new coach na master to Tuchel and Klopp cheesy grin grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool (2 - 2) On 2nd January 2022 by Noshitboi(m): 6:23pm On Jan 02, 2022
Thunder fire Lukaku

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City (1 - 2) On 1st January 2021 by Noshitboi(m): 4:47pm On Jan 01, 2022
NLPoliceWoman:

Seun Mynd44 Justwise Dominique.
Rule 5.
Rule 2.
Is that all?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City (1 - 2) On 1st January 2021 by Noshitboi(m): 3:19pm On Jan 01, 2022
post=108989859:

Who ur hate epp before?!
Una go just dey throw d word hate around anyhow?!
That's a very powerful & strong word incase u neva know!

You this vulture griller. Face your dead meat and 30k BMC allowance and stay off my quote.

Nansense

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City (1 - 2) On 1st January 2021 by Noshitboi(m): 2:30pm On Jan 01, 2022
I hate Arsenal but definitely not today. Gunners!!!!

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Religion / Re: My Cross Over Experience In A Popular Nigerian Church by Noshitboi(m): 2:25pm On Jan 01, 2022
Why u no snap pictures nah. We love bress and nipples here for Nairaland incase you see that kind thing again
Celebrities / Re: Hustle Oo, See The Inside Of E-money's N250 Million Mansion That Has Gold Table by Noshitboi(m): 12:54pm On Jan 01, 2022
The interior design is an eye sore and its too lousy
Food / Re: The Most Delicious Part Of New Year Jollof Rice! by Noshitboi(m): 12:47pm On Jan 01, 2022
Oga enjoy your bottom pot rice in peace afterall na Kanayo O Kanayo lick bottom plate soup the other day.

Just be careful of the stones o grin cheesy

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Crime / Re: Vikings Cult War Claims The Life Of This Handsome Man PHOTOS by Noshitboi(m): 3:18am On Jan 01, 2022
Executioner have been executed cheesy grin

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Politics / Re: Kaduna North LG Chair Presents ₦4.7 Billion 2022 Budget To Council Legislators by Noshitboi(m): 3:11am On Jan 01, 2022
Darkseidxx:
I just doke one bitch for toilet
na pit toilet?
Politics / Re: New Year: Ayade Assures Of Glorious 2022 by Noshitboi(m): 1:54am On Jan 01, 2022
Ayade no get map abeg
Celebrities / Re: Kanayo O Kanayo Gulps Soup From His Plate As He Mocks Lagos Big Boys (Photos) by Noshitboi(m): 7:50am On Dec 31, 2021
If you are rich there are things you will do and people will applaud you but if you were poor people will think it's poverty that caused you to do what you did.

KOK enjoy your life

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Politics / Re: Northern Governors Pay Ayade Christmas Visit, Talk Up National Unity by Noshitboi(m): 6:22am On Dec 26, 2021
The short illiterate professor prefers to asslick abokis than to protect the life of cross riverians. Your people are waiting for you come 2023. I hope these blood sucking governors and the almajiris in Bogobiri will vote for you

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Food / Re: Easy Way To Make Afang Soup This Christmas. by Noshitboi(m): 5:45pm On Dec 23, 2021
Ofe owerri with human meat is king of soups
Romance / Re: Toasting Is My Biggest Problem by Noshitboi(m): 12:32am On Dec 22, 2021
WiszyFraud:
You should count yourself a lucky guy jorh..


Why waste your precious time trying to toast a woman?
That bullshit really marvels me..

1. You stop her
2. You try to know her name
3. You start begging for her contact, which you might not even get because she’ll tell you she doesn’t give out her number, moreover she has so many male contacts saved to her phone ..
4. She then gives you the number after so much beggings and convincing... You then start calling her with your own airtime
5. She sometimes act funny on phone, but then you try your best to beg her to accept you into her life
6. After much beggings and persuasions, she then agrees to hang out with you. You then become very excited angry
7. When you two finally meets, all the expenses na for your head, plus her transport fare cheesy
8. Then you’re now happy you finally got your fellow human being who will practically add nothing meaningful to your life.. Only thing she brings in return for your time and money is just spread legs, and share some diseases/infections with you.. undecided

Use your head bros..

If konji holds you too much, there are numerous runs girls out there who will give you the same sex, and then you move on jejely with your life without all the dramas listed above.. And it’s a one time thing.

Always roll with your condoms sha.. ThankYou ✌️
Comrade why nah, you just make me delete Funke number wey i don use two semester dey find undecided undecided

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Romance / Re: Detained Female Soldier Will Be Penalised For Accepting Corper’s Proposal – Army by Noshitboi(m): 5:47am On Dec 20, 2021
You are penalizing her for sharing the food that Commanders and Generals eat to a mere corper. E dey pain una grin grin

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Nairaland / General / Re: Invest With Fairmoney Mfb, Earn As High As 21% Return On Investments by Noshitboi(m): 2:40pm On Dec 19, 2021
DamolaAjao:
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Fairmoney is debuting its investment offering with an impressive 21% annual rate of return, which is unmatched by similar instruments offered by conventional financial institutions.

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FairMoney, to the moon!
Scam o!
Travel / Re: National Park Abuja Video, Photo: You Won't Believe This Place Exist In Nigeria by Noshitboi(m): 7:59pm On Dec 18, 2021
Op thunder fire u

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Health / Re: #SaveChidubem: Baby Starved By Mum's Boss Dies (Disturbing Photos) by Noshitboi(m): 7:58pm On Dec 18, 2021
MufasaLion:


You'll end up typing trash as usual.
Lion wey pastor don turn to goat grin grin grin grin grin. Oh boy, dem finish you grin cheesy

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Health / Re: #SaveChidubem: Baby Starved By Mum's Boss Dies (Disturbing Photos) by Noshitboi(m): 7:55pm On Dec 18, 2021
Righteousness2:


And you keep Following trash from Bumper to Bumper like he is your Father and Mentor.
Can't you see Forces from your Paternal side are seating on your case?
Can't you see you need Deliverance?
Can't you see you need Help?
grin grin grin RighteousWickedness, na person pikin you finish so o. You sure say you go make heaven? grin

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Celebrities / Re: Mompha Warns Bobrisky: I'm A Devoted Muslim, I Don't Associate With Gay People by Noshitboi(m): 5:59pm On Dec 18, 2021
Devoted kee u dia! Aswear this Mompha na gay. If you didn't indulge with Bobrisky then why himshe go dey call you out every time
Pets / Re: Enraged Monkeys Kill 250 DOGS In India by Noshitboi(m): 4:32pm On Dec 18, 2021
Thunder faya dem. Make dem come calabar come touch our dogs, aswear we go cook dem with the dogs for one pot cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: Comedian Crazeclown Celebrates Gia, Daughter’s 1st Birthday by Noshitboi(m): 12:49pm On Dec 17, 2021
Happy birthday beautiful girl
Politics / Re: Anything Wrong With Governor Wike's Sight Or It's Just Fashion? by Noshitboi(m): 9:14am On Dec 17, 2021
Op is a descendant of the lowest IQ families. Your entire brain needs a reset...spiritual and physical

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Celebrities / Re: Pero Adeniyi Shows Curves In New Video by Noshitboi(m): 2:36pm On Dec 16, 2021
Nothing special. I kpansh a more curvy girl two days ago and after every every no joy. Miss curvy had been calling since then but now na lekpa i dey find. Vanity!
Sports / Re: Tuchel Names Chelsea’s Squad To Face Everton At Stamford Bridge by Noshitboi(m): 2:21pm On Dec 16, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
That looks like a game Chelsea will lose

My money on Everton to win
Slawormir or what, i like u o but make thunder fire you for this comment
Politics / Re: 2023 Presidency: Paste Tinubu’s Poster In The North And See What Happens – Shehu by Noshitboi(m): 12:36am On Dec 16, 2021
The posters looks cheap. Heard it was sponsored by almajiris in Kano
Politics / Re: Who Can Still Relate This Buhari Picture In 2015? by Noshitboi(m): 12:31am On Dec 16, 2021
Osibande looks like Ifa priest

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Romance / Re: Lady Says Being In A 'Toxic Relationship' Got Her Pains, Issues Stern Warning by Noshitboi(m): 2:39pm On Dec 14, 2021
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