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Sports / Re: Man Utd Vs Leicester City: Iheanacho Voted Leicester City's Man Of The Match by Noshitboi(m): 9:26pm On Apr 02, 2022
Eguavoen na idiot

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Politics / Re: Report A Hate Crime By Nigerians Living In The UK Or USA To Their Authorities by Noshitboi(m): 9:20pm On Apr 02, 2022
I can detect few lines of hate speech in your comments and exclude MNK from that list. MNK is a freedom fighter
Culture / Re: Obi Of Onitsha: I Was Saved From Attacked Train Through Phone Call by Noshitboi(m): 8:58pm On Apr 02, 2022
Igwe tell us your jazz gave u emergency signal

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Politics / Re: Udom Emmanuel Inspects Refinery And Plants In Eastern Obolo, Akwa Ibom by Noshitboi(m): 11:58am On Mar 30, 2022
SHINJA:
The chest beating hairy cannibals from the baren land of the east will hate on this development ...

While south South and South West are busy developing their region,the drug pushing tribe are busy destroying their region , they will soon relocate to akwaibom...

South South and southwest will always remain one.

God bless south west and south South...
God punish you and may thunder fire you and Tinubu. As a south southerner, I'LL rather sleep with my two eyes closed with a South Easterner than sleeping with my two eyes opened with a south West man. We live side by side with igbos here in Akwa Ibom.
You tribal bigot

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Crime / Re: Tracking Stolen Cars: How Canadian Stolen Cars End Up In Lagos (Video) by Noshitboi(m): 9:40am On Mar 30, 2022
Akon was a car thief
Sports / Re: Nigeria Fails To Qualify For World Cup In Qatar After Ghana Draw by Noshitboi(m): 8:28pm On Mar 29, 2022
Naija giving us pains back to back. Tufiakwa for this kind country o
Romance / Re: Why Is Adult Video Called 'Blue Film?' by Noshitboi(m): 1:42pm On Mar 26, 2022
Camelot65:


1. Long ago, stores package cassettes according to the type of movie in it. Adult contents were packaged in blue.

2. Also, in cinemas, adult contents were played on blue background.

3. The director of adult contents resorted to cheap ways of converting black and white reels into a coloured one (BLUE).
Master, you be world best. Second to none!!

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Romance / Re: Are These Women Attractive At All by Noshitboi(m): 7:04pm On Mar 24, 2022
I once dated a female weightlifter, hmmm. Pussy always needed to be moisturized before, during and after sex grin grin.
Sports / Re: Super Eagles Arrive Ghana For World Qualifier Play Offs Against Ghana (Photos) by Noshitboi(m): 5:44pm On Mar 24, 2022
deavicky:
fear no go even allow am call them. If he try am we go, go revolt for Abuja
grin grin grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Begs For N18,000 Job On Facebook by Noshitboi(m): 5:10pm On Mar 24, 2022
limcar:
45k factory job for graduate, is it okay?
In present day naija, people will kill for a 45k job
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Begs For N18,000 Job On Facebook by Noshitboi(m): 4:28pm On Mar 24, 2022
3k higher than what I was collecting for 2 years until level changed last year. Step by step we'll all get there. Better than harvesting human parts

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Crime / Re: Mary Stella Osim: Missing 26-Year-Old Lady (Pictured) by Noshitboi(m): 4:23pm On Mar 24, 2022
May she be found alive and not in pieces

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Sports / Re: Super Eagles Arrive Ghana For World Qualifier Play Offs Against Ghana (Photos) by Noshitboi(m): 4:18pm On Mar 24, 2022
Please Super Eagles, don't pick that man's call when he call again. Please

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Food / Re: See Pictures Of The Hawk My Dad Killed by Noshitboi(m): 1:37pm On Mar 24, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked


poor bird

I wish I was there, I would've gotten the hawk beak. It's always good for clit tickling, and it can do some unimaginable things like this in your body.
Akpon itid nkpò. Di plaza yak ukid ise, mbòk
Fashion / Re: See the Pageant Organisers Contesting for National Executive Position Of The As by Noshitboi(m): 1:28pm On Mar 24, 2022
All for free kpekus
Family / Re: Around What Time Do You Turn On And Turn Off Your Generator by Noshitboi(m): 12:34pm On Mar 24, 2022
My compound mama/papa Kelechi dey use thier generator do competition with mama/papa Aboy. Who off last na him win angry

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Pretend To Be Big Boys, But They’re Our Little Babies – Ghana FA by Noshitboi(m): 12:26pm On Mar 24, 2022
Well, till after the 2 legs na it we go know who be baby and who be papa. I can't vouch for the current SE team anymore
Romance / Re: Couple Take Pre-Wedding Photos On BRT Bus, Said Their Love Started There (Pix) by Noshitboi(m): 12:20pm On Mar 24, 2022
One of their children should be a BRT bus driver make the story get part 2.


HML beautiful couple
Foreign Affairs / Re: Elvira Nabiullina Wants To Resign Over Ukraine, Putin Says No by Noshitboi(m): 12:14pm On Mar 24, 2022
This is where loyalty is tested at it's highest level.
Resign go where grin. When it was sweet and sugary you stayed now e don turn alomo bitters you wan japa!! Your fada cheesy grin grin

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Family / Re: Woman, Her Husband And Kids Escape Ceiling Fan Accident At Home (Photos) by Noshitboi(m): 10:25am On Mar 24, 2022
KillIgbohoN0W:
We will try again ma.
You dey lead 1-0, nor worry.
Mad man cheesy cheesy grin grin
Politics / Re: Atiku Declaration: 13 PDP Governors Meets In Abia State by Noshitboi(m): 4:38pm On Mar 23, 2022
Where is Uche Secondus sef
Politics / Re: Chikwe Udensi: Nothing Extraordinary With Obiano's Arrest, Interrogation by Noshitboi(m): 4:35pm On Mar 23, 2022
Mazi against Mazi
Politics / Re: Chikwe Udensi: Nothing Extraordinary With Obiano's Arrest, Interrogation by Noshitboi(m): 4:34pm On Mar 23, 2022
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Politics / Re: Aviation, Works Ministry, Others Make Presentations As Buhari Presides Over FEC by Noshitboi(m): 4:33pm On Mar 23, 2022
By themselves, for themselves
Politics / Re: Bandits Release 75 Abducted Zamfara Residents by Noshitboi(m): 4:32pm On Mar 23, 2022
Northern Nigeria, the most pissful region to live
Politics / Re: Electoral Act: Like House Of Reps, Senate To Appeal Judgement by Noshitboi(m): 4:31pm On Mar 23, 2022
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Celebrities / Re: Timi Dakolo Performs At Atiku's Declaration, Sparks Outrage (Photo) by Noshitboi(m): 4:26pm On Mar 23, 2022
Shey make him reject 5 million naira for a 20 minutes show. Omo na cash out season be this o

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Politics / Re: Buhari Meets APC Governors Over National Convention by Noshitboi(m): 4:23pm On Mar 23, 2022
You see this Buhari, him mumu o but for were Tinubu dey na dia Buhari dey wise pass

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Do You Feel Staying At Home On A Monday Morning? Share Your Experience. by Noshitboi(m): 1:43pm On Mar 21, 2022
alexxiswrites:
I can tell you this for free: IT'S DAMN HARD!

Even though I freelance most times, there's this culture of going out to work or hustle we Nigerians are born with. It's a cultural or societal thing. Even if you're making legit millions indoors, deep inside you'd feel kinda low for staying indoors especially on a Monday morning. What's more, some ill-informed neighbors will think you're lazy or into yahoo.
Needless to think about what people think about you as long as you know thyself. I work very hard on weekends including sundays, chill on mondays and resume work on tuesdays.
Celebrities / Re: OAP Nicky: I Slept With A Groom Before & After His Wedding by Noshitboi(m): 12:04pm On Mar 19, 2022
This one go sleep with a man and his sons

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Politics / Re: PDP Offers 50% Waiver On Nomination Forms For Youths Between 25-30 Years Old by Noshitboi(m): 5:35am On Mar 17, 2022
Nice one from PDP. What will make some youths to think of voting in a great grand pa who is a serial rogue.

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