₦airaland Forum

Amusaopeyemi:
Don't worry, we'll go someday. Let's keep working hard. What is not enough for now will have so much left over later.

Amen and a very big thank you jare Ope.

God when will I enter plane in my life?to travel out by plane dey hungry me bad bad. God punish anybody wey laugh me

Make una continue to dey waste una time. Obaseki don chop dis one

Funjosh:
Let me call some notorious prisoners, BABANGBALI, IYANGBALI and notoriousbabe your advice are highly needed at this crucial time

I am proud to be one.

Topmostt:
Hello Mrfixitxtech, You sound reasonable unlike others that joke over everything not minding the fact that the OP can really be in a bad position .
I would love you to explain something to me, DO they really have sex forcefully with new inmates?

yes now. Body no be wood. If you fit settle the wardens dem fit arrange olosho for you from outside or bring in your wife or girl friend for you to fok

TONYE001:
Thanks to the OP for this thread. Na me need am pass...lolz..

I have a project (novel) I hope to start this year. I need this info (Nigerian prisons..not foreign prisons) to build my main character...as a matter of fact, I was considering (still considering) coming up with a plan with the Nigerian Prisons Service..so that I can spend about a week behind bars...in jail..I'd love to have a first-person experience...

If only I knew someone that has been to jail before!

I am an ex-convict. 3 yrs in kirikiri no be beans. Come make we talk

Askseek:
Are you for real

wait make i ask google

zarakay:
Her husband is still in love with her that way

How u take know self?

She is my brother's girl friend

zarakay:
Mrs Idibia is cute.

her only problem is body odour

ajalawole:
who kill am or he dead

nobody kills him he just deaded like that

omanzo02:
So what? Other common Nigerians that died ain't human beings and important? He can go and die!

omo your blood dey hot o

Reinvented:
I beg, stop this "notorious" English

look at you,simple English you cannot spoke in a poblic gardening.

omusiliyu:
Godwin Benson...

A Lagosian from South western Nigeria.

NCAN, Idemili South reporting.

he is the late Bobby Benson grandson.

I dey here dey waste my life with Seun and his very wicked mods

Badtman:
OBJ the Grand Master did it.

liar. Obj didn't did it,God dided it for him

KingGeorgey:
Kuku kill me...

pls I am not a motherer I will rather commit a mother than to kill you

KingGeorgey:
I sincerely hope in all that is pure and good in the world that u were just playing with this Grammar.. I just hope so...

what?don't you like what I wroted?

mamarazi:
Am pretty sure u can READ!!!
It EWERE not were!!
Mind what u say about the dead....

ewere and were what is the difference in their pronunciation?Abeg make i hear word,dead people can do nothing so no scare me with that bullshiiit

The police that solded the uniform and he that boughted it should be prosecute

Gidi3020:
My dear, why are you so empty headed to the extent of not reading the story before typing rubbish or you're not getting the comprehension, please talk to us we are here to help.

keep kwayet

cindyrocks:
Stingy afonja men!

your Toto na for sale?

She go chop weekend preek,see where the thing end. Her surname self were dey fear me

Make she go the hospital now make dem give am extra panadol if at all dem go get for the hospital

Police have beated hell out of him


See as him resemble seun

Both of una dey craze. Abeg who get bitter leaf soup make him borrow me small make i take chop dis my bread as my room mate ajepako no dey house

Jessidaisy4:
Are you sure he's the thief?

see jamb question. Na your boy friend?

Ewooooooooo osusumustflow you have done it again

Ajepako come and see your neighbour juliaan on her wedding day she look like ojuju calabar

Make una continue to dey take us play hide and seek. Yeye people

PreciousBro:
It seems you're in a fücking spree. Why not extend this fûcking-charade of yours to my room as i am my own mod and will not ban you. With your jaga jaga jeans ,be rest assured I'm gonna eat you up without a fork or a knife. So çum quickly and be my notoriousWife

with that your preek wey look a three month old baby preek

gretblue:
Ooooo, I can see you are here to enjoy yourself. You got me.Hope you will not be carried away when it matters?

leaves me jo

ferhyntorlah:
My dear, I know you speak and write well. Your written English up there just gave you away.

Funny you!

aunty Feyintola how is you?oko yin nko? I mean oko not OKO