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Cant get a job, My head aches, my wallet is hollow and so is the sheet of glass on my window.... no one "FILLS MY PANE"

Oshe gan!

AdunniIwo:
Sir, you're a natural.



#Respect

E too cost.. Make i carry 3 for N100... She paused and looked at me from ma head TO MA TOES

When silentó tried to caution his rebellious horse, he said "watch me whip" & the horse replied , "watch me Neigh-Neigh"

I was the 2nd man to walk on the moon... So "Neil" before me.

How come u dint Pick-colobrunelli?

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Lol for a start, we cld create our own witty, pun themed meme and put it out on other social media till we become known

OBSERVATION : I love this thread, i love u guys, I love the effort & gusto we'v put in so far... Im not perfect, no im not as a matter of fact im still working on improving on my puning skillz...But the truth is, our puns are gradually losing its thrill and thats because we are trying just too hard to make good puns.

Once upon a time, there lived a KING who always played CHESS in his CASTLE from dawn till KNIGHT-fall ♘

abbas99:
KNIGHT moves in TREES made frm HELL #Lshape moves#

no offense but ummh! Well i reserve my comments

Ok thinking out loud, we cld actually give this craft of ours some publicity or a platform outside nairaland. How about suggesting ways we cld translate all these stuffs into cash. What do y'all think?

Q: Do earthworms ever see? A: No EYE DEAR

abbas99:
Hmm...I had no EYE DEER #idea#

What do u call a nose without a body? Well its seems " No body nose"

If "Eminem" were to be in the HIGHEST ARMY RANK he wldnt go to war, he wld just sit in his studio and discuss "MARSHAL matters"

My gf is so good at putting lines together to form one unit of fixed rhyme scheme... I call her my Miss UNI-VERSE.

Nairaland is running out of entry for characters. the more we make puns abt the solar system, the sooner we run OUTTA SPACE.

When a writer wants to give an account of someone who has virtually lived at the top of a building. He begins by saying;
"BASED ON a real life STOREY"

Nice one!!! Imma CRACK A BOTTLE to this

AdunniIwo:
The nigerian music industry needs a RECOVERY. I mean, its all SAME SONG & DANCE...reason I stick with EMINEM....





#MusicPUN

When an unemployed dude trys to get intimate with a staunch born-again lady, he's bound to get a Scripturally correlated response like "JOB comes b4 ROMANS (romance)

job must have suffered premature
eja. culation... If ure conversant with the books the bible u'll find out that JOB cums before ROMANS...

This is not a distress call... MAYDAY! MAYDAY! do u copy?

If u ask these fulani herdsmen why they took laws into their hands rather than have a Dialogue, they wld tell u their problem is "Past oral"

I used to underrate Nigerian women in the military not until
i found out that they carry all manner of weapons in their
corset. It shows they are
"armed to the teats".

Joseph was a TENNIS PLAYER. according to the New Living Translation's version of the bible,the text in Gen 41:46 reads, "he was thirty years old when he began 'SERVING' in the 'COURT' of Pharaoh"

Some pple r just unlucky with relationships, they cld date a cripple and the cripple will just walk out on the relationship

Heres my piece of advice to aspiring musicians out there.. If u suck at singing and all that comes out of ur vocal
cord is treble (trouble), dont give up just "re-chord your
vocals" and before u know it the music industry will beg to
"record your vocals"..

My last wish is to be buried with
some learning materials on sex, i believe it'll go along way in helping me with the
INTER course" .

Somewhere in the sandy shores of elegushi lies some currencies with my name on it....the next time i come around, "Beach Better Have My Money"

The bible says in genesis 1:28, "Multiply and fill the earth" the very first crawling insect must have
heard, and on doing so he was ADAMant!!

I find it ironic that i have a dictionary yet i can seem to find
the words to express my burning desire & obsession for
it.... Well maybe im just "LUST for words"

Hey wotsup wit d long silence? y'all just remind me of my little nephew, he is not as boisterous as he used to be, guess he has run out of
"Ward play"