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(Still on the collapsed building) ...i was secretly listening to the conversation of the sympathizers ,they said It all started with the "EAVES dropping"

Painpill:
Lived in that building for a month till the landlady made a pass at me. I moved out, I didn’t want a Hi
mate, tenants, relationship.

Wld hav loved 2 say a thing or two abt d cause of the collapsed building in lekki....buh its a "long storey"

Q : Why do java programmers wear glasses? A : Because they dont see plus plus.

Since birth has Death be-gun; so Life is shot..

Many people experience loss once; and never try a-gain

I eat 9 times a day... U can call that 3 square meals

P. W

Pictorial wordplay

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A group of law students who successfully completed their professional training course were summoned to meet at a pub,it seems to me like they were being called to bar.

Lol.. Dunno y Illicit is just...... all up in my case. (just-in-case)

I had the time of my life with my friends. We had a mixture of drinks of all sort while eavesdropping on some ladies as they shared their bitter-sweet experiences of men with massive dicks...i must say twas indeed one hell of a "c0ck tale".

my incompetent tailor made me a dress but it was in poor taste. So in a fit of anger i told him this... U are going to "Rip what u sew"

My tailor is anything but swift

We have alot in common with our wall clocks... Whenever we need more food , we go "back for seconds" just
like when they need more battery power, they go "back four seconds"

The culinary business is for the swift cos "thyme is of the essence".

In order to ensure that cargos are not too heavy, NAHCO has come up with a policy that says "where there is a wheel, there is a weigh"

To all the damsels in distress... I wish u a "good Knight"

If u sleeping on the floor I feel bad 4u son, u got 99 chores & to play aint one ~ LAY-Z

I was shocked to see that 22/2/2222 will be on a
Friday. I always thought it would be a Twosday!

firstEVA:
nice one

merci

Im guessing bruce willis's last words on his death bed wld be ; pass me the viagra, i just wanna "die hard".

Do people who constantly climb the highest mountain "ever rest" ?

My girl wanted a galaxy s7 but i said No and promised to get her a 7c droid pad instead.. The problem now is, she just wldnt "Tecno for an answer

To all d NL girls who made a lot of noise while making out with their man last night... i'd like to say "Good moaning" to you.

My friend is so obsessed with fairly used items,the last time he purchased a wall clock,it came with the "second-hand".

Explicit music is not for kids, theres too much "sax & violins"

who is this one and who made u the superior?...

illicit:
you can do better

I tried to dissuade my boss from asking me to do a complex job on "spreadsheet" that'll last for the next 40days but he said my excuses aren't
"EXCEL-LENT " enuff.

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Too bad they dont sell milk around here.. That means i have to find "an udder alternative"

I wonder what Prostitutes say to their clients after a successful transaction, it was a PLEASURE doing BUSINESS with you? And I wonder what a receptionist at the spermbank say to their clients on their way out, thanks for cuming?