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@painpill, our smile is the bomb, yet we dont use "grin-aids"

Nice!!! ... And after we get paid some Dough, we become better Breadwinners.... So excited, I feel like making a Toast to that.

Painpill:

Novakane is a boss

. Ure also a boss but theres a bigger boss that we are all under bro..... I call him the "bread of life" cos he works wonders "dough" (though)

When the man of God asks u to cast ur plantar into a deep pit filled with water, you know ..it is WELL with ur SOLE...

If u compare the anatomy of young girl to that of an old woman you will find no "vas deferens" (vast difference)

Lord 4give me, ok this might sound a lil profane .... ... It was a very windy day and jesus went up the mountain to take a leak but everything kept wavering, then he cried out in a loud voice "PISS BE STILL !!! "

D cemetery is fenced off, still many are dying to get in

If u have ever been to a restaurant owned by a judge, u will agree with me that "just ice" is served there

Blackeard:
Ok let's take it up a notch. Can someone make a pun with "Turn down for what"?

Vegetarians are unreliable, they can "turn down for wort"

The following conversation ensued between a lady and myself : Me :helo Lady: hii Me: am nova, from nigeria what about you? Lady : am erica, from Washington dc

Straight outta church!! can u feel the mild heat wave upon your skin? This is definitely a "blessing in the SKIES"...." Happy SUN day" y'all

Not every golfer from france understands English, some of them dont even know what "par is".......

Thnx boss

Time is a feminist, it waits for no man

sylvalord:
One whole year of hardcore puning ain't no child'splay, y'all punstars should give yourselves a break

How abt this... One whole year of hardcore wordplay aint no wards play, y'all punsters shld give yourselves a break

If ure in the habit of Chatting on bbm when its past bedtime, u are bound to have "Sleep-ping disorder"

Met an old friend of mine and all he kept saying was, "chop knuckle".... I guess he now thinks of me as a "cannibal''

To anyone outthere who is having a pinna transplant, i wish u a "happy new ear"

I wonder if the staff of a calendar manufacturing company are allowed to "take some days off" during this festive period

susrite:
many things are kept at home nowadays
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I was on my way home to get that novel by wole soyinka, my sister hindered me because She-lock holme

U dont get it... D pun is based on d popular saying "home is where the heart is" in this context there is no better suitable substitute other than "hat"

Hoe! hoe! hoe! Merry Christmas... Thats what santa says When he walks pass a bunch of sluts

As i was abt to get out of d supermarket empty handed a voice said unto me, "man shall not LEAVE, BUY bread alone"

At first i thought the wind blew it off my head, then i realized "home is where the hat is"

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