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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 2:50pm On Apr 02, 2016
Painpill:
Like drawings of scary-looking bears on their arms gives them any right to bear arms angry
it doesn't, perhaps their sleeveless shirts give them the "right to bare arms"
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 9:06pm On Mar 31, 2016
Im a tardy fellow, i just dunno how to KEEP TO TIME but when i see a rolex lying unguarded i know its "TIME TO KEEP"
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m):
Someone on this thread had a "wetdream" with "sea men" everywhere.. I'd like to ask, was that really "pond intended"?
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 6:30pm On Mar 29, 2016
After getting dreadful-looking tattoos somewhere between the hand and the arm, members of the al-shabaab have decided to adopt a new moniker... They now call themselves
"THE TERROR-WRISTS"
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 11:21am On Mar 29, 2016
I dont like it when my girl cooks for me, i prefer to "eat out"
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 6:55pm On Mar 26, 2016
The devil's greatest asset is his Lie-ability
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 6:54pm On Mar 26, 2016
Sammypedro18:
Numbers 69, give and it shall be given unto yu!
shocked chai! U can lie oooo
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 3:45pm On Mar 24, 2016
Saw an old friend of mine on a plane so i screamed ''hi
jack''...before i knew what was going on, the entire cabin
crew and passengers on board had jumped out of the plane.. Now thats what i call the "HEIGHT OF FEAR" so i tried to do the same but i couldnt cos of the " FEAR OF HEIGHT"
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 3:18pm On Mar 24, 2016
Today at a restaurant,a waiter was accosted for serving burnt omelette to customers, he replied politely, I'm sorry sir but I guess today isn't a "GOOD FRY DAY" for our chef.
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 10:42pm On Mar 23, 2016
Q : how do u entertain a crowd of sick cannibals? A : just tell them to "throw up those hands in the air"
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 4:25pm On Mar 23, 2016
I have a feeling my gym instructor is a cannibal cos she's always trying to teach me how to "keep feet" and when i try to make a pass at her, she gives me "the cold shoulder".
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: PLS Which Organization Is G.M Resources At Onipanu Bus Stop by novakane(m): 12:19pm On Mar 22, 2016
Got mine now, was already considering going there but thank God for this thread. these GNLD guys r just crookedly desperate.
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 10:21pm On Mar 21, 2016
Q: Whats the most common pickup line in a gay bar?
A: can i push your stool in?
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 10:38pm On Mar 19, 2016
grin choi dis geh go kill person oo
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 11:00am On Mar 19, 2016
@piccollobrunelli i have a feeling ure on viagra but all the same "keep it up" son!
@ adunnilowo are u good with the " blow job"? Im looking for someone who can give me "Aural sax" lessons
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m):
Spending the weekend with my cousins on the island and all they do is Fart all day.... It feels like i just came all the way from festac to "See 'Em Mess". (Cms)
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 6:31pm On Mar 18, 2016
Dentistry e-books are not data consuming at all... Just a few mega "Bites" will do
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 6:27pm On Mar 18, 2016
I was just surfing the net for the diagram of a Male Sheep but instead i stumbled on a pack of wolves on the
"Ram page"
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 2:03pm On Mar 18, 2016
PiccoloBrunelli:
Mine accused me of having sex in the elevator. She said it was wrong on so many levels.
ure Lucky it wasnt on a ladder, that wld have also been "Rung" on so many levels.
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m):
Painpill:
Denrele kept a Straight face when I asked him if he was Gay.
i learnt he studied ASS-tronomy, i also learnt he is
making plans to visit " Ur Anus" grin
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m):
My promiscuous boss accuses me of never being punctual for anything , she calls me a late "cumer"
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 10:10pm On Mar 17, 2016
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 4:01pm On Mar 17, 2016
Now Lets take this wordplay to a whole nother level........ some girls moan so loud it can be "heard over hills" ... Some are so obsessed with shoes they can give "head over heels"
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 4:10pm On Mar 16, 2016
These fulani herds men dont talk much cos their job is "past oral"
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 3:26pm On Mar 16, 2016
Im all covered in red paste from ma head "To ma toes"
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 1:14pm On Mar 16, 2016
PiccoloBrunelli:
Blackeard's addiction to Illicit Punography was getting out of hand. No amount of Painpills could cure him. Not even an overdose of Novakane. So I shot him with an Eke40seven.

*Guys...you rock. #respect*
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 12:44pm On Mar 15, 2016
Iv never heard the church bell ring b4 but the day i did, i knew something was 'rung'
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 7:33am On Mar 15, 2016
Whenever i get naked in bathroom, the shower gets " turned on "
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 5:38pm On Mar 13, 2016
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 11:57am On Mar 12, 2016
U cant fight cyber crimes with ur fist unless uv got the tech-knuckle-know-how.
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 11:49am On Mar 12, 2016
seems 2 me like ur sister believes in higher powers
Painpill:
My sister is still trying to decide if studying Mathematics is the best career path for her. She's waiting for a Sine from above.
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 10:46am On Mar 10, 2016
If i give an acre of land to a man without vision, i technically would be "giving site to the blind"
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