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Now i knw why Eke40seven...piccolo... Illicit... Blackeard...had to lay low... I shld do the same

To all the muslim Barcelona fc fans in the house... BARCA de sallah to y'all!

If faith evans had twins it wld have been 2 pac's #sept13 #G.O.A.T #InMemoryOfMakaveli

Some hoes came into my shop last wk asking for free tattoos. So i told em if u need free tattoos uv got to let me have a feel of ur breasts...... Call that "t1ts for tats" if u may.

Merci beaucoup @kunle

A case study shows that People who allow their hair to grow into long clustered strands are likely going to have a phobia for things that can only be opened with a key... In otherwords, they "Dread Locks"

The robber who was shot dead in a puddle of liquid excrement is probably resting in piss.

That blind hooker from Zimbabwe has gotten herself pregnant... I guess she dint see that 1 Cuming.

stainlex:
Saw this on Twitter.
Quite hilarious if you ask me.

lol r u kidding me... this 1 cracked me up

I just couldn't take my eyes off the lady at the crematorium.... she was "smoking hot"

When 50 heard his homeboy YoungBuck was locked up at the county jail, he decided to pay him a visit but was surprised to see him turn a ball of yarn into a pair of gloves... So in a stuttering manner he asked..... GGGGGG you KNIT?

To those of you who havent heard the lagos state senator and the minister of power's yoruba rendition of the tonic sol-fa, it goes like this.... do-REMI-FASHOLA-ti-dó

Ahmedgk:
The dog keep chasing my back and keeps to bark until i lost my bag.

**facepalm * thats no pun na

krazzee:
I dino that remi hated melaiye

cool

Edd1e:
I am not as thunk as you drink I am.

nice spoonerism

88natzy:
A thief behaving like a thief..is a spy. A spy behaving like a spy is thief.

whats the pun in dat?

Wow its been a while

PiccoloBrunelli:
Novice divers often jump to concussions.

u just reminded me of this pics :-D

Every Gay politician has a "Man date"

Someone CT6 was impounded this morning. According to an illiterate eyewitness it was a "Cadillac arrest"

My dad was a humble & submissive gentleman who by profession, indulged in the design and construction of public infrastructures, he was a "Servile engineer"... (Lord bless his soul)

A lunatic who jumps in front of a moving train has loco motives

shrek doesnt like fiona screaming his name when they are having sex in the missionary position, he prefers being called "my ogre at the top".

Eke40seven:
Even my He-GOAT looks so heavy and pregnant , he won't KID me right?

while we were searching for an abducted child, we heard some snoring
coming from the boot of a car
So when we looked inside we found out it was a "KID NAPPING"

My job as a Chandler is a tedious one, from Monday - Friday i inspect to ensure that no Candle stick appears frayed at the tip whilst my other colleagues work on "Wick Ends"

Happy children's day to y'all... Lol sorry was just Kidding

a while ago i was perfectly dry buh now im in a WELTER of raindrops....this "MAY weather" is so unpredictable

This LAWMA worker seems interested in me, she says she wants to "wraps her hands around my Waste"

When the lagos state governor was asked to introduce himself, he started by saying; Goodday lagosians, am bode akinwunmi.

They say kids from the middle-belt are unproductive JOS because they PLATEAU much

I wonder if DELTA state is as commercialized AS ABA