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"personal taste" � You're absolutely right about that & i'm glad you weren't offended by my comment, some people would have made it a big deal �

Babysho:
I listened to all of Eminem and his puns are very impressive but Vec's just hit home for me because I could relate to the line.

It depends on personal taste tbh. I got a friend that wouldn't stop laughing at this pun. "What is Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1" It's ridiculous to me but she loves it.

No offense but that one is actually weak. What would you say if you listened to the likes of fabolous, immortal technique or eminem ?

Babysho:
These are great puns haha. When Nairaland used to be so good. Nairaland really peaked in 2015 tbh.

So far in all my life, the best pun I ever heard came from Vector. He said " It's heavy in the chest, I thought you wanted treasure"

Close ur eyes and imagine yourself pressing six girl's breasts... Feels good dozen tit?

People who make love to sex dolls are 4uck1ng dummies

I mistakenly sprayed a certain body spray into my mouth, now im talking with a strange 'axe' scent.

So I moved from masturbation addiction to sex addiction. It's OK to say my addiction has gotten "out of hand"

My pastor said we should confess our sins and cum clean, oh well I masturbated with a bar of soap.

I place my wife above everything, even in our sex life , she comes first.

When i own a chopper � i'm gonna fly it over the nigerian police force & the Supreme court. So when they see me they'll say that dude is "above the law"

If u know nothing about these type of flowers ��� then i suggest u stitch ur two lips (tulips) together.

Some girls don't know how to give a good bl0wj0b.. They suck at it.

Una don See the kyn bear-bear wey "jim carey"?

Offset keeps pestering that "Bodak yellow" rapper, the guy will not just let 'cardi be'

I want to teach young ladies how to play this kind of guitar for free... Yea "no strings attached" #essehbookofpuns

Did u hear of the man who drove his car backwards from V.I to ikoyi? Well i pulled a similar stunt in Portharcourt , i drove my car in "REVERSE STATE" #essehsbookofpuns

If spices & condiments could speak they wld say compliments of the "seasoning"

After spending hrs at the clinic waiting to seen the doctor, this nurse comes out to tell us "pls be patient" like she doesn't know that's what we are.

Been ages...

Although the chandelier crooner was at the lagos experience gospel concert but i did not SIA perform.

I don't knw why any parent wld want to hide their child's "Sex" but any parent who does that has hidden a "gender"

I think Skuki peeshun lives somewhr around Badagry because in one of his songs he keeps saying, "pass the agbara".

I'd like to form my own "heavy metal" band but i'm in dire need of a "lead" guitarist.

What's a 'cannibal's'favorite pickup line? Excuse me miss, can i have ur DIGIT?

A curious client of mine wanted to know if it's possible to build a bungalow over an existing bungalow within 24hrs. I told him well that's a "Storey For Another Day". #essehsbookofpuns

Its been a while up in here

My daughter misplaced her drawing book and she's been sobbing ever since but unfortunately, her mum wont pay her no mind. she eventually came to me cos she needed "a shoulder to CRAYON"

Since Adams wife was created on the day before Christmas, he decided to name that day in honour of his wife he called it. "The chrismas EVE"