"The only reason why I wana have s£x with you is to prove my love for you. I may date a lady for 2 years, if I don't really love her, I'll never have s£x with her cos my feelings just wouldn't connect with hers". Guys ehn!

The lie some of them tell will make even the devil blush with embarrassment.



The he-goat that told me the above lie was so much in the mood that day that he almost raped me. Thank God for the little taekwondo training which I had in my sec sch.... The rest is now story sha.

ilevic:

guess dat line sounds familiar to you rite?

Not really..

So damn funny.

Evathyst:
"The only reason why I wana have s£x with you is to prove my love for you. I may date a lady for 2 years, if I don't really love her, I'll never have s£x with her cos my feelings just wouldn't connect with hers". Guys ehn!

The lie some of them tell will make even the devil blush with embarrassment.



The he-goat that told me the above lie was so much in the mood that day that he almost raped me. Thank God for the little taekwondo training which I had in my sec sch.... The rest is now story sha.

Thank God you know taekwondo skills. Maybe girls should learn from you but (The rest is now story sha.) in your speech is .....

jonaifame22:
Baby if I don't love u, I won't wanna have sex wth u.

Baby u can see my fone hasn't rung since morning,u d alone gal I'm seeing cos u're special,

I'm not gonna leave u after sex, I'm not that childish

Lemme jus put the tip of the penis inside if u don't like it I'll remove it.

Lol suspect

Is that all

jonaifame22:
Baby if I don't love u, I won't wanna have sex wth u.

Baby u can see my fone hasn't rung since morning,u d alone gal I'm seeing cos u're special,

I'm not gonna leave u after sex, I'm not that childish

Lemme jus put the tip of the penis inside if u don't like it I'll remove it.

Lemme jus put the tip of the joystick inside if u don't like it I'll remove it.

jonaifame22:
Baby if I don't love u, I won't wanna have sex wth u.

Baby u can see my fone hasn't rung since morning,u d alone gal I'm seeing cos u're special,

I'm not gonna leave u after sex, I'm not that childish

Lemme jus put the tip of the penis inside if u don't like it I'll remove it.

LMFAO!!
Dis brought back memories that almost ruined my service year in d east. Thank God for 'GOLD CIRCLE'

no 4 is a very big lie..

OP ..i beleive has gone through this process over and over

ola7199:
OP ..i beleive has gone through this process over and over

[quote][/quote] Boss to be sincere I've not had a taste of sex . Got this answers from girls i asked and decided to post it.

ebyoma:

Not really..

ebyoma:

Not really..

but somehow

Lalasticlala, food for thought.

I could get u ds job if u just suck me. All I need u do is suck. -Lie! How will u suck n not fukc?

funny thread!wt about,pls just let's do it once,if I dnt put it inside,I'll have STOMACH ACHE for days..some guys sha...evn the one that's begging u for nudes'l have stomach ache if he does nt See bosom.lol

ilevic:

but somehow

sure

Maybe then, not anymore ladies nowadays are more wise. For me, those tricks doesn't work.

ebyoma:
sure

ebyoma:
sure

tot d line only works for me didn't knw other use it

ilevic:


tot d line only works for me didn't knw other use it

yea, others use it but not really how the guy put it "if u don't like it I'll remove it"..
The line I've heard most are *Let me just put the tip,I'll release quick or give me one mouth...
In movies sha

Laveda:
And how can I help you?

I mean your signature

are you from delta state because u look very familiar

blaze2cool:
are you from delta state because u look very familiar

Nope.

Laveda:
Nope.

ok[b][/b]

stupidity:
I will marry you

You are the sweetest girl I have ever had

I just ordered an iphone 7 for you, it has not landed yet.(Works magic)

This is what works the most.
Women and phones!

cowgirl9090:
i can attest to no2, i vividly remember when I was much younger my boo then telling me "I love you" frequently and not up to 2weeks he started demanding sex from me....clever as I was I showed him the back door...and kicked him out

Na true.

ebyoma:

yea, others use it but not really how the guy put it "if u don't like it I'll remove it"..
The line I've heard most are *Let me just put the tip,I'll release quick or give me one mouth...
In movies sha

hahahahahahahah. movies? or from experience

ebyoma:

yea, others use it but not really how the guy put it "if u don't like it I'll remove it"..
The line I've heard most are *Let me just put the tip,I'll release quick or give me one mouth...
In movies sha

hahahahahahahah. movies? or from experience

i am guilty of no.1... .....i used it a lot of times....and it works...but it only works,when the woman already likes you,and is playing hard to get..

ilevic:




hahahahahahahah. movies? or from experience

both

ebyoma:

both

love ur sincerity. u must be an ibo lady

ilevic:


love ur sincerity. u must be an ibo lady

yea, proudly Ibo and you?

ebyoma:

yea, proudly Ibo and you?

Yoruba for life.

where u from?

ilevic:


Yoruba for life.
where u from?

Ok.....Abia