ibkayee:
Hmm not hygiene wise but a temporary roommate had sex in the same room I was in thinking I was sleeping

naijamakossa:
The guy na chronic masturbator.

his matress is at the top and mine below,the first day I noticed some split water spraying on my head I thought it was someone spreading holy water in the room or na Ac water ,na so I Comot head to check ,the guy was busy

Samsimple:
Nothing disgust me more than a stingy roommate. my lord, u will curse d day

Gourdoinc:
I remember living with that pig who for reasons I can't fathom, thought taking regular baths will make him melt. maybe someone somewhere told him he was made of salt. the room would stink like a pigsty anytime nepa takes light. what irked me most was his love for taking siestas on my bed with his BO flavoured sweat. I thought life had gotten better when he graduated only for the real bush pig to be my new roommate.

in comes isoko man(donk know how and why he got that name despite not being from there). he uses plates and pots and plans to wash them at the end of the semester, people claim the boxers he wore and entered my room for the first time was what he wore since his matriculation, and I can firmly say he wore it on his convocation. apparently the grime and slime had made it stick to his buttocks that changing it was practically impossible. he knew this fact and yet he was a partial nudist who on little provocation would strip down to that boxers. imagine when a brown coloured boxers has faded to gray cloured brown with sufficient signs of accumulated skid marks.

this boy loved to eat beans once it has rottened abit, b3cause he deliberately leaves it without warming for days before he resumes the cooking. he will store the drained beans water in his corner and even corpses in a cemetery could be awoken by such a stench which usually emanates after weeks. no matter what you say, how much you yell, he will tell you that maximum you can leave the room. nobody eelver kicks him out, many run for dear life. this is a man who never had a gf all while I knew him and thus had no motivation to change his behavior. he was a swine all through university.

if you watch him eat, you will throw up all you have eaten since Christmas and new year. a man who prepared stale okro soup and when the animal and marine life finished in the soup, added boiled eggs to the okro soup for his dinner.

nobody ever tried eating his food by error or my robbery. those who didn't heed this recent warning went home with severe cases of stomach virus. it's very possible he added his stool to help his beans ferment, because for the life of me, beans shouldn't smell that bad, even if it was prepared in hell fire

Evaberry:


OP I know you are lying and exaggerating but continue.


YIMU!v

ibkayee:
Hmm not hygiene wise but a temporary roommate had sex in the same room I was in thinking I was sleeping

Ninethmare:
My room mate back then in school was one gentle and intelligent guy like that
Me na area student i no dey stay house
He did the readings and i provided the money for books
Then during exams i copy... chai
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He doesnt know how to talk to ladies and till we graduated he never had a girlfriend
As a bad Guy that i am i always send him on exile anytime babes visited
We graduated with Second class but he is a 4 pointer
He was the best room mate ever

Samsimple:
Nothing disgust me more than a stingy roommate. my lord, u will curse d day

brownhawk:
I prefer not to share mine but one thing for sure is that I can assassinate that Igbo free of charge if I find him

ibkayee:
Hmm not hygiene wise but a temporary roommate had sex in the same room I was in thinking I was sleeping

ezzylee:
Mine was in junior secondary school.
First person was Emmanuel who was my friend and he was dirty. I could cope with the level of dirtiness he had attained at that time.

There was a day I was about washing (soapy water in the bucket and I hadn't dipped any clothes into the water). This Emmanuel boy said he just wanted to dip his school shorts into my water.

My people, as soon as he dipped his shorts into water, my soapy water turned brown oooooo. The soapyness of the water was lost. I was just there looking at him like what sorta dirt have you accumulated in the shorts.

Second one wasn't a close friend but still a friend of mine sha.

This nigga used to bed wet. They purchased this waterproof macintosh material to protect the mattress.

Don't know the sorta piss this guy used to urinate but it got to a time that the macintosh started tearing and MAGGOTS started cohabiting with him on that bed.

Stelvin101:


And you were as Hot as fvck all thru. Nor lie

makydebbie:
Jeez how did you cope with the noise?

ibkayee:

lol but realiy, the guy didn't represent you guys well at all

makydebbie:
Jeez how did you cope with the noise?

Intrepid01:
Mine was none of this though, but he's still the most weird person have ever seen. People knew we never got along, although we were room mate for good 5 damn years!!. The only day we got along we were both robbed. He's number is on my phone but have never called him since he graduated in 2008. seriously, WE WERE JUST NOT MEANT TO BE FRIENDS.

naijamakossa:
I leave him to enjoy in peace but the problem is the way the bed do vibrate when he's reaching the real deal

Frexixi:
I saw terrible things

pedrilo:
i have one currently, she releases saliva on my bed like a snail when she sleeps.
smelly saliva that is.
cnt wait for her to carry her kaya n go