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Family / Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by Nukualofa: 9:41am On Sep 05, 2017
Nma27:
Sit and watch a child bleed to death? That's mean
Disappointed with you that you couldn't get the sarcasm

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Travel / Re: Commercial Bus Veers Into Ubu Osigbu Stream In Anambra (Photos, Video) by Nukualofa: 9:18pm On Sep 02, 2017
ujuka:


My bros in the house.....that river is Ukpor beach during festive period. Wishing them quick recovery
I do rock the river then but now I've outgrown it. Are you also Ukpor?
Family / Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by Nukualofa: 5:28pm On Sep 02, 2017
harriet412:


Watch a kid bleed to death shocked
oga u fit kill o undecided

Biko, what was the first hit, I'm interested cheesy cheesy
Let me send you a PM for us to continue the discuss
Celebrities / Re: “Bleep Biafra” - Gideon Okeke by Nukualofa: 5:13pm On Sep 02, 2017
Gideon Okeke needs to shut up

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Family / Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by Nukualofa: 4:56pm On Sep 02, 2017
harriet412:


Watch a kid bleed to death shocked
oga u fit kill o undecided

Biko, what was the first hit, I'm interested cheesy cheesy
continue reading and you will see my response
Politics / Re: EFCC Returns Seized 48 Houses To Timipre Sylva by Nukualofa: 4:07pm On Sep 02, 2017
APC zombies after sacrificing their left balls to defend buhari will be like

Politics / Re: Governor Samuel Ortom Kills A Snake During Inspection At River Guma (Photos) by Nukualofa: 2:44pm On Sep 02, 2017
The man just did the Job of Buratai the snake Charmer while
the nnotorious citizen from the state here called omenka has not deem it fit to donate #100 for Benue relief while he promised to do this

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Politics / Re: Despite Recession, States, Others Spend Over N136.5bn On Hajj by Nukualofa: 2:37pm On Sep 02, 2017
omenkaLives:
These criminals across the states that call themselves governors have found a convenient excuse for failure and underperformance in "recession".

Truth be told, whether or not we were in recession, I have this gut feeling they wouldn't have fared different- those who wanna make a difference are doing so regardless and the perpetual failures, like my state governor is making a good show of who he really is as a leader.

This is so heartbreaking.
You ended up saying nothing. Can't you condem the state sponsorship of pilgrimage or you are scared of hurting your benefactors

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Romance / Re: Would You Donate A Kidney To An Ex Who Broke Your Heart? by Nukualofa: 2:28pm On Sep 02, 2017
folakemigeh:
Of a truth, more guys will still go ahead and do it compared to the girls.

Guys are wired to give, while girls are wired to take( i'm talking basically about Naija people)


As for me, Yes i can donate my kidney to him if that is what will save his life
Are you not tired of all the Life threatening Lies you are spewing today. You are the same girl that said you rejected IPhone 7 plus because the guy showers you with lots of gifts.


Are you a troll
Family / Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by Nukualofa: 2:02pm On Sep 02, 2017
sharpwriter:

People are very selfish and wicked, we really need to be firm in this life. Sorry for yur experience, pls. explain more, how did yu dish out that first hit to them, make I learn more. Thanks.
i had to invite my old friends who came with
their full regalia. Trust me, you ddon't want to lusten to the Kapping we were making in my sitting room. We had to invite the husband to the sitting room to join in the drinking binge. We didn't threaten him but he just knew that he is dealing with a deadly person that will strike you and people will blame the victim

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Travel / Re: Commercial Bus Veers Into Ubu Osigbu Stream In Anambra (Photos, Video) by Nukualofa: 1:49pm On Sep 02, 2017
Zico5:
I don't know why the rate of accidents in south east is on the rise and prominent these days. And the accidents normally involve many people. I think the region needs special fasting and prayer cos this is not normal. They should seek for forgiveness of sins and God mercy. Its my observation o before they turn it to tribal war.
Your state Ogun experienced death yesterday in their Eid prayer ground which means no where is safe in SW

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Travel / Re: Commercial Bus Veers Into Ubu Osigbu Stream In Anambra (Photos, Video) by Nukualofa: 1:46pm On Sep 02, 2017
MrRichy:
I know that road....

full of sharp corners, and a scary hill..


speedy recovery to the injured
That was where i had accident back in 2003. Btw abu m nwafor Ukpor. We do swim in that river always
Family / Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by Nukualofa: 12:38pm On Sep 02, 2017
glosplendid:
A stranger I just met at night...and was stranded...I took the highest risk by accommodating him..i went and bought dettol soup for him to bathe with..cos the guy was woozing bad...and he sounds good and so intelligent...though I couldn't sleep all night..i was busy doing something that will keep me awake till following morning...because I wanted travelling in the morning longstory short...I went to take my bathe...the guy took my transport fare and my phone..made away with my pause..and left me damn stranded...the worst was that...I don't hav no number to call for help...the only number on my head was my ex own..i gats boro phone to call..i didn't even let him know how I lost my fone and money...cos I know he will say am stupid...well..he later helped me out wit some money that I used for my trip..my dear...the thing dey me like nollywood...buh it was a big lesson..by the way I never stoped helping..buh I am applying xtra caution now..buh I don't like sharing this..cos I don't want people to blame me by helping someone I don't know
Who accomodates a male stranger? You loo beautiful though but be careful next time

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Politics / Re: FG’s Secret Detention Centres: Amnesty Report, The Unclad Truth - Rights Group by Nukualofa: 12:12pm On Sep 02, 2017
fk001:



Where did they failed us?


In what aspect?
RIP Sir Johnny English

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Science/Technology / Re: A Colossal Asteroid "Florence" Will Cruise By Earth Today, Visible To Human Eyes by Nukualofa: 12:09pm On Sep 02, 2017
dingbang:
Buhari is not the problem.. The problem of Nigeria is its Senate..
Buhari is a cancer and i pray he gets the Shi'ite treatment
Science/Technology / Re: A Colossal Asteroid "Florence" Will Cruise By Earth Today, Visible To Human Eyes by Nukualofa: 12:02pm On Sep 02, 2017
dingbang:
I just wish this thing fell on national assembly and senate building
Since buhari is in Daura then the asteroid should land in Daura
Science/Technology / Re: A Colossal Asteroid "Florence" Will Cruise By Earth Today, Visible To Human Eyes by Nukualofa: 11:59am On Sep 02, 2017
Rtopzy:
Florence is my mum's name o!!!!!! what the.........?? where is Lalasticlala?
Do we share same Mum cos that's my mum's name also

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Politics / Re: Senator Shehu Sani Has A Question For Secessionists? by Nukualofa: 11:57am On Sep 02, 2017
luluman:
Why answer his question with another question?
He is a Nigerian
Romance / Re: I Have Never Met An Independent Woman Who Dates Nigerians – South African Lady by Nukualofa: 11:55am On Sep 02, 2017
folakemigeh:
Somehow you are right but if a guy starts spending on me carelessly, I won't take him serious.

I have rejected an iphone 7 plus from a guy who kept pestering me with too much gifts.

May Olodumare deliver us in this Sallah from your TRUTH grin

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Family / Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Guest Has Done In Your House? by Nukualofa: 11:47am On Sep 02, 2017
I invited a family into my house because they were evicted by the landlord. The next thing they don't want to leave after the one week i gave them and they started hatching plan on how to take over my house from me.


I had to remind them that beneath this docile and quiet guy is someone that can sit down and watch a kid bleed to death.



They fled when i gave them the first hit

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Politics / Re: Check Out These Newly Completed Roads In Anambra by Nukualofa: 10:28am On Sep 02, 2017
raker300:
Uli, anambra.
this is Onitsha- Owerri road an FG already constructed road

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Politics / Re: Flood Sacks Gov. Samuel Ortom 's Home, Houses, Roads Submerged. (vanguard) by Nukualofa: 10:17am On Sep 02, 2017
abokibuhari:
grin omenka too was not spared cheesy


Praise God
Omenka is donating money to fight PDP instead of helping flood victims. Talk about humans with feelings

Politics / Re: Flood Sacks Gov. Samuel Ortom 's Home, Houses, Roads Submerged. (vanguard) by Nukualofa: 10:14am On Sep 02, 2017
grin
Politics / Re: Revealed: PDP’s Secret Deals For 2019 - The Nation by Nukualofa: 9:55am On Sep 02, 2017
PDP is back

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Politics / Re: Revealed: PDP’s Secret Deals For 2019 - The Nation by Nukualofa: 9:51am On Sep 02, 2017
omenkaLives:
Dead on arrival.

PDP will remain in the wilderness for a very loooooonng time to come.

If they think tacitly supporting some idiots to derail this government, idiots that once referred to themselves as Transformation Ambassadors of Nigeria" would give them a good chance of getting back the keys to our treasury in 2019, then they must be as foolish as they are deluded.

Personally, I would comit both material, financial and physical resources to making sure PDP goes nowhere close to Aso Rock come next elections.

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Politics / Re: Revealed: PDP’s Secret Deals For 2019 - The Nation by Nukualofa: 9:51am On Sep 02, 2017
omenkaLives:
Dead on arrival.

PDP will remain in the wilderness for a very loooooonng time to come.

If they think tacitly supporting some idiots to derail this government, idiots that once referred to themselves as Transformation Ambassadors of Nigeria" would give them a good chance of getting back the keys to our treasury in 2019, then they must be as foolish as they are deluded.

Personally, I would comit both material, financial and physical resources to making sure PDP goes nowhere close to Aso Rock come next elections
.
Benue has gone underground without you doing anything and you are here trying to be partisan. Which roof will you point to as your ancestral home in 2019




Your case is that of a man who can't satisfy his wife in bed but auditioning to act Porn

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Politics / Re: Sallah: Buhari Gives Corpers N250,000 And 10 Bags Of Rice In Daura by Nukualofa: 9:46am On Sep 02, 2017
vizkiz:
Buhari is trying his best (I think) but those around him wouldn't make his desires fulfilled.
After eating it then you ll go hungry tomorrow because buhari policies caused companies to shut down. Use your brain plz

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Politics / Re: I Weep For Nigeria - Why are we so hypocritical? by Nukualofa: 8:52am On Sep 02, 2017
GavelSlam:
Shut up.

Were you asleep?



President Muhammadu Buhari has directed the National Emergency Management Agency (NEMA) to immediately mobilise personnel and resources to come to the aid of the victims of the flooding in Benue.

The president gave the directive in a statement issued by his Senior Special Assistant on Media and Publicity, Garba Shehu, in Abuja on Thursday.

The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) reports that Benue Radio Station, Wurukum Market and several other communities have been submerged occasioned by the heavy downpour in the state.

At least 100,000 persons were also displaced across 12 local government areas of the state as a result of the calamity.

Mr. Buhari, who expressed great concern over the unfortunate incident in the state, said he would continue to closely monitor the situation to ensure compliance with his directives on the incident.

According to him, he will also be receiving regular updates on the scale of the disaster, as well as the Federal Government’s humanitarian response.

He assured that the Federal Government would make available any assistance needed to enable the state government and the affected communities cope with and surmount the impact of the flooding.

The president extended his sympathies to the government and people of Benue.(NAN)


https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.premiumtimesng.com/regional/north-central/242121-buhari-directs-emergency-response-benue-flooding.html/amp
This is so pathetic. May that which the Benue people are going through now come down hard on your community and let buhari also make same pronouncements
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Cameroon: 2018 FIFA World Cup Qualifier 4 - 0 (Full Time) by Nukualofa: 7:08pm On Sep 01, 2017
To the idiot that added my name to this nonsense group. May buhari sickness fall on you
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Politics / Re: Senator Shehu Sani Has A Question For Secessionists? by Nukualofa: 6:59pm On Sep 01, 2017
EmeeNaka:
There is need for constitutional change in Nigeria. Nigeria can't remain as it is. The constitution need to be changed so suit the type of development needed in Nigeria.
How can there be constitutional change when the core North has sworn to use their numerical advantage to kill any bill that talks about restructuring.


We need to push for dissolution then we can get restructuring as compromise

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Politics / Re: Senator Shehu Sani Has A Question For Secessionists? by Nukualofa: 6:51pm On Sep 01, 2017
vedaxcool:
31 views ipob narrow mindedness have no response. grin


lalasticlala mynd44 frontpage grin
just

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Politics / Re: Senator Shehu Sani Has A Question For Secessionists? by Nukualofa: 6:50pm On Sep 01, 2017
EmeeNaka:
I reject secession but not because of Senator Shenu Sani's post.
i stand for restructuring or secession. No need playing political correctness because a region has sworn to remain in Neanderthal age

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