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I saw this online and decide to share since most ladies now want to marry a rich guy who can bear all their expenses. This is an eye- opener.

The following is what a woman posted on a dating forum seeking a rich husband:

I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.

My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?

Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.
If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
Ms. Pretty

A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan below:

Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.

Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money” : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year.

Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”.
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”.

Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps.

signed,
J.P. Morgan CEO

Source: http://www.worthytoshare.net/this-pretty-girl-was-seeking-a-rich-husband#

Doncolio: Its on my signature.

I use a mobile device and can't see ur signature.

[quote
author=Doncolio]A congrats won't be a bad idea. Go with God and remember
to visit my blog to get financial knowledge needed even work.

Thank me later.[/quote]Thanks but I don't know your blog.

Gboliwe: in what industry? What are you people into?

Investment, consulting and property.

Thank a lot Gbaky_floor. I am very grateful

Thanks Gboliwe, It is a Personal Assistant job. Am changing from being a Marketer to a PA.

Good evening Nairalanders, am starting an entire new job on Monday. Please what do one take along to a new work environment apart from credentials. All inputs are appreciate

pls can someone send to lappyoshy@gmail.com

Op, do you mean exposed as in dis? If yes, you can only ask the guy.

Girly is a pretty girl in her late 20s. She was my neighbor when I lived in Alagomeji, there was never a boring moment with her. She was full of life. Was surprised when i Saw her on the 23rd of Dec 2012 with her daughter (she is a single mother) and she was a shadow of herself. i knew she was sick and had been a patient of LUTH for over 3 years but couldn't still believe my eyes.Just recently I saw a broadcast on Blackberry from her family seeking financial help for her. I knew they will have been drained taking care of her and her daughter.

now they need 8million to flow her to India for a Kidney transplant. (She told me it developed as a result of high blood pressure)

Pls no amount is to small to save her.

She is presently in Life Support Hospital Ikeja.

This is the message i got from the broadcast

HELP SAVE GIRLY, Girly is seriously sick she has chronic kidney disease ,she is currently under going treatment at Life Support hospital ikeja and she needs ur financial support no amount is too small,she's been on this treatment for three years now PlS HELP Send your widow's mite to Adebayo Oluwatobi Edwina GTBANK 0117286509.

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you can call Tobi on 08137552169

addsam: Do u enjoy Ifokore (ijebu Food).how do you enjoy it.how do u eat it.any nutrients in it.please house comment on this.i need reply.thanks

Op The name is IKOKORE and not ifokore. the shorten form is IFOKO. Trust me original Ijebu girl talking..
The best form I enjoy eating it is when it is accompany with cold garri mixed with plenty groundnut and sugar.
My dad enjoys it with cold eba or Ebiripo.

I saw this on Facebook and thought to post it on NL.

Lara Wise
2 Billion Naira!!!
2 Billion Naira!!!!

A whopping 2 Billion Naira
Wao!!!

I hear the villa needs a new banquet hall
and it will cost you, me and all tax payers, a staggering 2 billion Naira to get that ready.

Brilliant!!!

I know the one currently being used is so fabulous...
I have seen the chandeliers and decorations and interior...simp­ly breath-taking!

The reason why we need a new banquet hall, according to (who says?) is because the present banquet hall is a bit far from the President's house and office. They say it is about 2 kilometers (in a regal-chauffeur­ed ride) to the banquet hall and this is not too, well, convenient for the President and so a new one has to be built very close for his convenience. This will gulp N2 billion...

Please give me N2 billion
...AND...
No child in my village will be out of school
No woman in my village will die at child birth
No tap will lack portable water
No road will be impassable
No police post will lack security gadgets
No hospital will be ill-equipped
No youth will be unemployed
No farmer will lack the tool of business
No child, no adult will die of communicable disease
Their will be sports arena
There will be fun spots
There will be...
...2 billion Naira to do these and then, some more...

Mr. President,
please lets set our priorities right sir.
There is so much that amount of money can do for the people who trusted you to do that and much more for them.

2 billion Naira
oh common!!!!!

PLEASE NO INSULTS, NO ABUSIVE WORDS.
WE MUST RESPECT THE OFFICE OF OUR DEAR PRESIDENT EVEN AS WE CONSTRUCTIVELY CRITICIZE WHAT WE SEE AS EXCESSES.
THANK YOU

Thanks to all. I reside in Ikotun but office is in Yaba. I do marketing so have the opportunity of visiting most part of Lagos in a week. Will definitely try out most of these places. First port of call will be White House so see u there. Will give situation report.

Thanks everyone in the house. I live in Ikotun Egbe but office is in Yaba though a marketing job. So I have d privilege of going round Lagos most of the time.

Thanks tpia@! I sure will be.

Any suggestions in d house?

Quote:
tpia@:
Shouldnt you make it yourself if you're pregnant.

Sounds rather risky to be depending on buka food, imo.

I can and do but will lose appetite when done.

NLers, am presently pregnant and really need a good buka Amala experience to quench my cravings. Any help on where I can get on?

I trust Ebora Owu will surely reply the Minna fool. IBB waiting for ur response. D battle for words has begun!

Quote:
The virgin issue is always quoted out of context.

Pls quote in context cos I will really like to understand d virgin issue. Can be appealing u know if u can enlighten me plsm

Another lefty in the house.

The bible even recognises this fact. Check out Judges 3:15.

It is really shocking most time when I get to meet Semi-Demi literate people who insist I change my hand when handling things over. I was almost turned a dullard when my mum insisted I change my hand luck smiled on my grades when my granpa kicked against it. It calls for a total re branding of d brain.
Lefties are just one in a million.

This is d most informative and educative thread ever! Kudo to all NL

MAYOWAAK
Re: Osama Bin Laden Kept Ponography
« #6 on: Yesterday at 12:16:08 AM »

Which GOOD religion would abuse the sanctity of marriage by encouraging members to marry many wives and hope to be awarded several virgins by God Almighty if you suicide bombed to kill as many men as possible?Huh!!!

The INSATIABLE need for extra marital sex advocated by the Leader and Manufacturer of the religion (Mohammed) is the reason for indecency material in Bin Laden's hide out. He used them himself or the children did. If the children did, the OBL lacked parental control of his own children from before teen / teen / and after.

In Africa, some Muslems store beer / Guiness in their kettles used for ablution. You would be deceived to think that the Muslims does not drink alcohol

May Thunder Strike that your mouth!
When the likes of you talk people will think you know the religion you profess! What you just did was prove to the world that all you do is hear abt Christianity but do not understand the race. Christianity is a way of life and not a religion and it ahbors your comment
Olodo.

I have been a guest on NL for a long time before I decided to join the forum. Am amazed by the level of ethnic bigot we have on the forum. It amazes me that a very good topic will be turned to an ethnic issue. I am a Yoruba lady and love been Yoruba but that does not make me hate any other tribes. Things we love most about our culture and tribe are sometimes so loathe by another tribe. Please let us stop all ethnocentric behaviour and believe in the oneness of our dear Naija.

Thuggery + frusration = OHAKIM

Can't we discuss any issue without going tribal?

It will have been better this fool shut this mouth than this his retraction. He just exposed himself that he is nothing but a celebrated decorated baboon who happens to be a Chief Security officer of a State. Bauchi State I pity u o. But u have re-elected a fool into office

And this will be the last you are hearing abt the story! Nothing will be done I can be assuredm

fstranger, xstranger but in my 2nd life

She saw it in his closets and put it in her bag to ask him!!!!

This man must be a demented fool! May God visit thunder on all your children

What a stupid post! Are u an INEC official to announce result?

The debate is a clear indication that the opposition parties do not and will NEVER WIN Lagos. when u go to a debate unprepared. the debate really shows that:

As for Lagos, do re mi Fa-Sho-La-Ti-Dey! I don't vote party!!! I vote people!!! Fashola!

BRF for Presidency 2015